Half River Autumn Moon and River Spring [Rat and Cat]

After the Xixia team passed by, Zhan Zhao immediately said to Bai Yutang with a look of pity, "Mice, you really don't care about fragrances and jades. Although Liu Tangling is older than you, she is still ranked seventh on the list of beauties in the world." People, tsk tsk, it's not good to bully others like this~"

Bai Yutang was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "You still care about this kind of list made out of nothing?"

Zhan Zhao waved his hand: "Who doesn't like beauties? Besides, there are a lot of fights and killings in the world. It doesn't hurt to occasionally come out with such ingenious gossip to entertain the public! After all, after dinner, you also need to talk. Yes!"

Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao speechlessly, he really never cared about this kind of inexplicable list.

Zhan Zhao smiled and said, "Hey, guess who is No.1 on this list?"

"Not interested in."

Zhan Zhao was so regretful that he sighed for a long time.

"I still like the No.1 one quite a bit. Not only is he beautiful, but he also has good martial arts. He has a high status in the world, and he has a good friendship with me..."

Under Zhan Zhao's chatter, Bai Yutang's originally indifferent expression began to grow colder... Ruo Bingshuang.

At the end, Zhan Zhao added: "Why don't we introduce you to another day?"

"……no need."

Zhan Zhao wanted to continue, but Bai Yutang interrupted him and said, "Are you still following?"

Zhan Zhao didn't realize it for a moment: "What?"

"Li Yuanhao."

"Oh..." Zhan Zhao continued with a look of enlightenment on his face, "No need, the imperial banquet will be held after they enter the palace to present their gifts. It’s better to appear too much to attract the other party’s attention.”

"..." Bai Yutang didn't speak, and suddenly got up and walked out the door. Zhan Zhao looked at him and asked quickly, "Mice, where are you going?"

Bai Yutang didn't turn his head and said dully, "Go back to Kaifeng Mansion."

Zhan Zhao blinked, thinking why the mouse suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy, his mood fluctuated, then he looked down and saw a table of untouched dishes, and hurriedly shouted: "Mouse, you Settle the bill before leaving!"

Of course, Zhan Zhao didn't wait for someone to help him pay the bill after all, so he packed all the food and carried it back to Kaifeng Mansion, sighing his hard-earned salary along the way.

After returning to Kaifeng Mansion, the packed dishes were swept away by Zhang Long and Zhao Hu. As soon as Zhan Zhao entered the door, he was called in by Gongsun Ce to inquire. After Zhaoyi finished speaking, Gongsun Ce immediately lost interest in that Li Yuanhao, saying that a person's words and deeds can best reflect a person's inner city, and he can say those words in front of you, presumably even worse than the rumor He was so outstanding, so there was no plan to meet the rumored Li Yuanhao who was proficient in multiple languages, devoted himself to Buddhism, and learned a lot.

After being questioned by Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao remembered that although he went to Deyue Tower, he didn't eat anything because of the mouse, he only drank a few sips of tea. He didn't feel hungry at first, but now he was really hungry, but It's not a meal, but it's really uncomfortable to have an empty stomach, so I just ran to the kitchen to find something to eat.

It happened that there was no one in the kitchen, so Zhan Zhao searched inside for a while and only found some dried noodles, then looked at the fresh and tender shallots outside the kitchen, decided to make a bowl of soy sauce noodles with shallots, boil the noodles in water and pick them up. Heat the lard again, then add soy sauce and shallots and stir-fry. After a burst of soy sauce fragrance wafts out, pour the boiling oil into the noodles together, and the sizzling sound of the noodles is very attractive.

Excitedly, Zhan Zhao turned off the stove, and when he was about to mix the noodles, he found a person standing at the door, mixing his noodles with chopsticks and blowing air on them.

"Yutang?"

Bai Yutang glanced at Zhan Zhao, then took a sip of the noodles, and commented objectively, "It's a bit bland, but it's quite fragrant. You made it?"

The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched, remembering that he had added soy sauce but forgot to put some salt, and suddenly replied very stiffly: "No, Aunt Wang left it for me, so I just warmed it up casually."

"Oh," Bai Yutang scooped up another chopsticks noodles, "I said Mr. Zhan even took the job of cooking, and he is really capable."

Zhan Zhao looked at the face, swallowed a mouthful of saliva...

Yes, he is still hungry!

"You have taken care of all the ups and downs of the Kaifeng mansion, which is hard work."

Zhan Zhao: "..."

After a while, seeing Bai Yutang eating the noodles in a leisurely manner, Zhan Zhao finally couldn't help asking, "Yutang, don't you seem very hungry?"

"Well, it's okay. When I came back, I saw some snacks in your room. I ate them all. I'm not hungry now. I just smell the noodles." Then Bai Yutang looked at the noodles in his hand, and suddenly Laughed.

Although it was not the first time seeing Bai Yutang smile, Zhan Zhao dared to say with certainty that such a smile must not be!Pregnant!good!meaning!

"What's the matter, cat, are you hungry? Did you not move the dishes on the table just now?"

Zhan Zhao nodded regretfully, why didn't he eat just now, why didn't he eat it!Isn't it because he saw a certain mouse running away and chased it out in a hurry!

"But I have used this bowl..."

"It's ok!"

"I've eaten this too..."

"It doesn't matter!"

"I also have these chopsticks..."

"I don't mind..." Zhan Zhao paused, then suddenly turned around and went into the kitchen, and then came out with a pair of chopsticks, "Change a pair of chopsticks, it will be all right!"

Someone who was originally happy was about to pass the bowl and chopsticks, but when he saw Zhan Zhao came out with a new pair of chopsticks, he was startled for a moment, and couldn't hold back his smile again.

Although I don't know why I was suddenly upset, I still said: "If you can grab it, it's yours!"

Just like that, the Kaifeng mansion was so gorgeous that it staged a cat-and-mouse drama. When Zhang Long and Zhao Hu passed by, they saw their boss fighting with Bai Yutang over a bowl of noodles.

Zhang Long sighed: "You can play so pleasingly while holding your face!"

Zhao Hu nodded solemnly: "This kind of thing depends on the face."

The two looked at each other, Qiqi shook his head and sighed, and left.

The result of this fight was that each of them shared half a bowl of cold noodles, but even though it was cold, the taste was still okay.

It happened to be Zhan Zhao's turn to be on duty in the palace tonight, before leaving, Bai Yutang asked again: "Cat, are you sure you don't want me to go with you?"

Zhan Zhao straightened his official uniform: "You have asked this question no less than ten times today, Young Xia Bai, I know you are handsome and mighty, and your martial arts are world-class, but my martial arts are not bad, okay, I can still handle that Li Yuanhao from Xixia Yes." After all, Bai Yutang is not a member of the government, even with the backing of the Eighth Prince, going in and out of the palace is still troublesome, so let's avoid it if you can, not to mention Bai Yutang's temper, Zhan Zhao doesn't want him to do it. The palace suffers from the bossy air.

Bai Yutang's tone was flat: "There is still Yipintang."

Zhan Zhao said helplessly, "Aren't I the only one in the palace who knows martial arts?"

"Oh... then who is the number one?"

"Ranking..." Zhan Zhao was stunned for a moment, "You mean the martial arts ranking of guards with swords in the palace?"

"……no."

"Then what did you say?"

Bai Yutang paused, and suddenly said in embarrassment: "It's nothing, you go, don't work too hard."

So Zhan Zhao left inexplicably. After a long time, he realized that the ranking that Bai Yutang asked was not the legendary list of beauties in the world, right?Hahahahaha, does this idiot really not know that he is the number one? !

Zhan Zhao himself had fun there for a long time, and the people around him felt strange when they passed by, and wondered what happened to Mr. Zhan so happy today?Laughing all the time is really rare!

After Zhan Zhao was overjoyed, he went to hand over the shift. Tonight, the emperor would entertain the Xixia guests, so as a fourth-rank bodyguard with a sword, Zhan Zhao needed to be the guard at the place where the guests were entertained, but every time it was his turn On duty, Zhao Zhen likes to let him stand at the nearest position beside him as an errand. He has never asked for this from other guards. Although Zhan Zhao also finds it strange, but today is just right. Li Deming, his son Li Yuanhao, and those suspected of Yipintang had a panoramic view.

The banquet started, and everyone gathered together. Needless to say, the Song Dynasty side, the Eighth Sage King, Master Bao, Grand Master Pang and all officials above the fifth rank all came together. On the Xixia side, except for Li Deming, Li Yuanhao and his son, Liu Tangling, Li Zixu, Jiang Kui, and Du Xiaofeng were also there. The four stood behind the father and son. Liu Tangling stood like a wicker, playing with her hair and winking at Zhan Zhao.

Zhan Zhao, an obedient child, nodded politely in response, and Zhao Zhen beside him asked, "Why, do you know each other?"

Zhan Zhao replied softly: "It's not considered to be acquaintances, but I heard a little about it when I went to the rivers and lakes. These four are quite well-known figures in the rivers and lakes."

Zhao Zhen nodded. Seeing that the song and dance had just ended, he raised the wine glass in his hand and said to Li Deming and his son, "We are guests from afar. King Xiping has worked hard all the way. Come and give me wine."

Although Li Deming is just over half a hundred years old, his body has already degenerated, his white hair is drooping, and he looks like an old man in his 80s and [-]s. At this time, he also hurriedly got up, kneeling respectfully to thank him, and Li Yuanhao who was sitting beside him There was no response at first, and after Li Deming coughed heavily, Li Yuanhao hurriedly got up and knelt respectfully to thank him.

Zhan Zhao looked at Li Yuanhao, then at the Eight Worthy Kings who were touching the wine glass thoughtfully.

Sure enough, the Eight Sage Kings also felt that something was wrong!

The author has something to say:

In fact, I still like the daily life of the mouse and cat very much... cute, hahaha