[Zhongyingmei] Don't panic, I can still live!

An hour later, Jason, who had regained his view of the world, had already started taking pictures with his mobile phone.

"Stop taking pictures!" Bruce turned around with a cold face, pointing the back of his head at Jason.

Jason had already put on a helmet to cover up his overturned mouth.

"I didn't take a picture of you, don't be too sentimental." He pointed the camera at Nemo, and Nemo very cooperatively gave him a cat-mao gesture of clenching his fist and pouting his mouth.

If there was a real girl in front of him, Jason would definitely think it was very cute, but knowing who it was, it would only make him feel like laughing and vomiting, so he pressed the shooting button at the end In an instant, he turned the camera to Bruce who happened to be sideways by the window.

bingo!Capture the perfect profile!

REDHOOD: [Melancholic girl overlooking the window. jpg] [One year of jokes, I decided to forgive the old man. ]

With a picture, he posted it directly on Facebook.

The following soon became lively.

Bluebird: [?Does this profile look familiar?your new girlfriendTime to bring Brudhaven to play. ]

Xiaohong: [?You fucked Bruce's illegitimate daughter? ]

D: [@小红, do you want to die?Who is this girl? ? ? @redhood]

Armory: [woo~what a girl, @redhood, good fortune is not shallow]

Spark: [She looks delicious. ]

Little brother A: [Sister-in-law is so beautiful! ]

Little brother B: [gasp. jpg, boss, you are the happiest man in Gotham! ]

redhood: [... Which of your eyes can see that this is my girlfriend? ]

Blue Bird: [Not your girlfriend?Then introduce me? ]

Xiaohong: [...It really looks like Bruce, Dahong, find a way to get a hair back. ]

D: [I limit you to 3 minutes, tell me who she is! ]

Armory: [emmm...you can't persuade someone to be your girlfriend yet. ]

Xinghuo: [I want to eat. ]

Arsenal: [@Starfire, no, you don't want to. ]

Little brother A: [Boss, since you don’t want to make a move, can you give me your contact information?tweak.jpg]

Little brother B: [@小儿A I'm more handsome than you, so give it to me if you want. ]

Little brother A: [@Little brother B, let’s fight. ]

……

redhood: [@蓝鸟@小红@D This is your father:)]

redhood: [@星火you can’t bite]

redhood: [@小儿AB isn’t alive? ]

After replying to the news on the social platform, he closed his phone contentedly, folded his hands on his chest and said, "If you want to find that kind of 'average' place to live, I still have to come, just wait."

After saying that, he left.

After stepping on the motorcycle, Jason opened his mouth and laughed silently for a long time before starting the car. He had already decided that he would hang out with the birds more often recently.He is not a person who likes to join in the fun, but the excitement is so good that he is looking forward to it.

At this time, Bruce has passed a very embarrassing period, and gradually accepted the current character design.He tried to equate wearing women's clothing with wearing a bat suit, which is for work anyway.

Although Jason had said that he would take care of the renting, Bruce still notified Ah Fu.

Therefore, when Ah Fu appeared at the door of the clinic and saw the owner of the Wayne house returning to his youth, tears welled up in his eyes.

"Master, oh no, I should call you Missy now. Your current appearance seems to bring me back to more than [-] years ago. At that time, you were still traveling all over the world, and I was waiting alone in the Wayne house. Its owner is unknown, and seeing you at such a young age today makes me feel as if I have entered a timeline where I did not miss your growth, it is so emotional." A Fu said and took out a handkerchief to wipe Wipe the corners of your eyes.

Bruce: "...you blame me for not being so tactful."

Ah Fu maintained a decent smile: "Even if the master is too self-willed, a qualified butler will not complain about him. Two beautiful ladies, what can I do for you?"

Bruce said, "Help the two of us get a proper enrollment status, and take us to buy some normal clothes by the way."

When he spoke, he deliberately stressed the word normal.After he finished speaking, he gave Nemo a glare.

Nemo shrugged his shoulders.

Alfred had already quietly right-clicked and saved the photo Jason posted on social platforms, but at this moment he still couldn't help itching and wanted to take a picture himself. Fortunately, the butler's professional ethics prevented him from doing such a thing .

He thought for a while before saying: "I'll take care of the admission status right now, but for shopping, I suggest that Master Tim take you there. After all, I'm old and have a gap with young people's aesthetics. It seems inappropriate to bring two young girls to buy clothes."

Nemo nodded frequently beside him, but Bruce refused coldly: "Then we will go by ourselves."

Although he has accepted the fact that he will be forced to pretend to be a girl, and it will be a matter of time before all members of the Wayne family know about it, but now he just wants to delay it for a while.

Letting his adopted son take him to buy girls' clothes, thinking about it is more terrifying than the escape of all Arkham members.

Ah Fu looked at him regretfully: "Sorry Miss, I have already notified Master Tim."

Bruce: ...

Therefore, when Tim was sitting outside waiting for the two girls to come out of the dressing room, he still had the philosophical triple expression of "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?"

I thought I was here to go shopping with my sister, but I never thought that it was my father who accompanied me?

When he was working diligently as a social animal in the company, Ah Fu sent him a message asking him to pick up two girls from Dr. Nemo's clinic to buy clothes.He really thought that it was Ah Fu who saw Jason's photo, and also suspected that the girl was the illegitimate daughter of the Wayne family, so he asked him to investigate the situation immediately.

At the beginning, he was quite happy. It is the dream of every social animal to catch fish on weekdays, even the president is no exception!

He really didn't expect Jason's last words to be true.How can magic be so ignorant of logic and science!Tim is painfully skeptical about life. Really, as a logical party, it is really uncomfortable to be smashed into a scientific world view in daily life!

Nemo had already changed his clothes. He changed into a short-sleeved T and a tennis skirt. He was clean, fresh and full of vigor.

They went to a world-renowned fast-moving clothing chain store, famous for its counterfeit big-name designs. Since Bruce returned to Gotham as a young master, his clothes have been custom-made for decades, and he rarely buys high-end ready-made clothes, let alone Talk about walking into this kind of fast-moving consumer store for consumption.

So much so that he was not satisfied with any of these clothes, and in the end he barely managed to grab a few pairs of jeans and a shirt.

The two came out of the dressing room. Bruce was wearing a simple jeans and shirt with short hair. He was very indistinguishable, making Nemo feel that his magic and potions were all in vain.

So he resolutely rejected Bruce's selection of clothes, and went to the shelf area to help him choose clothes.

Tim and Bruce sat side by side on a stool outside the changing area.

The guests who come and go will always glance at this side, because these two young people are really eye-catching, especially the young man in a T-shirt and jeans, with a handsome face, and the one sitting next to him looks like a rich man The young master's son in a suit is a perfect match in appearance.It's just that the atmosphere between the two people is really awkward. They stare blankly at the front, looking as if both of them have lost hope in life.

"Hey! Tim!" A crisp and lively call came from not far away.

Tim turned his head stiffly, and grabbed Bruce who was about to run away.

"Stephanie, what a coincidence." Tim laughed with the corners of his mouth pulled.

Stephanie approached them in a short light purple floral dress.

"This is?" The girl looked at Bruce, meaning she wanted Tim to introduce him.

"This is me..." He wanted to say, this is Bruce, but no, who is this mine?my friend?my sister?According to Stephanie's character, she will definitely ask the end.

Stephanie looked at Tim's hand on Bruce's wrist and understood.

She was a little disappointed and forced a smile: "Is this your girlfriend?"

Tim shook his head frantically.

Stephanie looked in disbelief.

"I'm not." Bruce shook off Tim's hand and denied it bluntly.

However, it all made them look like a young couple who had just had a fight, and Stephanie felt even worse.

But she still smiled and said to Bruce: "Tim is a great boy, but sometimes he doesn't know how to express his heart. This is a common problem in their family. You should communicate more and understand each other. Hey... I'm talking What, anyway, I hope you are happy!"

help!Tim cried out inwardly.Obviously he wasn't the one who pretended to be a girl, but why did he suffer such unimaginable embarrassment?He really wants to go back to work!It’s okay to go without sleep for three days and three nights in a row!

Bruce cleared his throat, and just about to patiently explain the misunderstanding again, Nemo walked over with a pile of clothes.

"Hey, are you a friend?" He asked friendlyly.

The three looked back at him together, and Tim seemed to see hope for an instant, and quickly said to Stephanie: "He...the two of them are lovers, I just came here to use the cash machine"

As he spoke, he pushed Bruce into Nemo's arms.

Stephanie: ...

Bruce: ...

That's right, let's have fun with everyone.

Stephanie laughed dryly, and felt embarrassed after realizing it: "Ah, I have an appointment with a friend, and I almost forgot to chat with you. I will contact you another day."

After speaking, she immediately got oily on the soles of her feet.

Tim looked at Nemo who was holding a pile of clothes, covered his face in pain, and finally said the overbearing president's line: "Don't try it, just pack it up and take it away, I'll pay for it."

So did Bruce.

Whatever, God, he felt ashamed of his life in one day.

With a stiff face, Tim paid under the envious eyes of the cashier, and then walked behind the two carrying several large bags of clothes.He faltered, his face was haggard, and he swore he would never come to this store again in his life.Of course, under normal circumstances, he would not have the opportunity to come here to buy clothes.

As soon as he arrived at the parking lot, he saw this unruly boy with black hair and green eyes leaning against the car door.

He must have been waiting for a long time, shaking his legs impatiently, looking at his watch from time to time.

Because Tim was walking behind Nemo and Bruce, Damian didn't see him at first, only saw two girls walking towards this side.

He lowered his head again uninterested.

But 5 seconds later, he immediately looked up again, his eyes locked on Bruce.

Damian walked towards the man, blocking Bruce's path.

Tim passed by the three of them like a ghost, trying to get in the car to relieve his wounded heart, but how could Damian let him go so easily?

If the other party was a boy, Damian might have demanded a duel on the spot, but the other party was a girl, and Damian couldn't do anything, so he could only grab Tim's arm and ask, "Have you figured out who he is? "

"He's Bruce." Tim said angrily.

Damian didn't speak, and it took him a while to realize that Tim had finished speaking. He turned to look at Tim and asked repeatedly, "Who's Bruce?"

Tim: If I'm guilty, please let the law punish me instead of me repeatedly explaining to people who Bruce is.I was a kid and really couldn't take it.

"Anyone who isn't Bruce is Bruce." Tim's smile showed exhaustion.

The author says:

This chapter involves stalks: birds and cubs interact (po) move (hai) (Tim √)

~感谢在2022-06-1518:15:45~2022-06-1616:18:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 80 bottles of Lingling Qixian; 5 bottles of Fangmeiren and Shouci; 1 bottle of Amomo and Zhongzhong;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!