You can't hurt protein sauce

[-]. Protein sauce and mayonnaise lovers

Wanshiwu often takes some jobs, and I often join in the excitement, of course, it is often a hindrance [Hey!

So my work here is quite easy, such as looking for cats, looking for dogs, looking for chickens, looking for elopement couples...

……… In the end, it was really not your illusion, although the business of Wanshiwu was pitifully small.

That's right, looking for elopement couples, that's what we've been tasked with recently.

The amount given by the client was quite generous. When a certain silver-haired, curly-haired and nose-picking uncle saw the amount, he even carefully calculated how many strawberry sundaes he could buy with the money, although he didn't figure it out until the end.

I was puzzled and asked him, "Why don't you go to the police?"

On the contrary, the client said to me aggrievedly: "I went, but when I saw them carrying the cannons, I... I flinched."

...It's those two people, Okita and Hijikata.

Speaking of which, how is Hijikata-san doing now?

Although I was a little flustered after seeing me crying that day, I pushed him away without hesitation.

——You still have Miss Sanye, don’t you?Don't worry about me.

With that said, he turned around and left the place.I don't know if he ate the sundae in the end.

I haven't spoken to Mr. Hijikata for almost a month since then.

Although I encountered it on the road, I subconsciously turned around and ran away, like a mouse seeing a cat... and fled.

To be honest, I don't know what it feels like to like.

I've never experienced this before, love was like something from another world to me before that.

I do not understand.

But I know that when I hear Miss Sanye's name, something, something that belongs to me hurts.

Is that what heartache feels like?I have no idea.

There is only one thing I know... At the end of that day, the smile I left for Hijikata-san at the end, my face reflected in his glaucoma—

——It’s full of pain.

Enduring great pain but still laughing, that's the expression.

very ugly?

It's too bad, too bad, it actually left him with such an impression in the end, although the previous impression must have been worse.

...But it's too embarrassing to be seen crying by Hijikata-san.I still feel so embarrassing.

I never thought I would cry like that.

have not thought.

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"Hello!? Hey, hey!? Protein sauce? Miss protein sauce~~?"

I came to my senses in Mr. Sakata's eager […] call.

I got so caught up in thinking about Hijikata-san that I completely forgot about reality... I just...

Ah, forget it, it's no big deal to just take a short errand. 【Hello

"Ah? What's the matter?... By the way, I have my own name." I said with a bulging face, and when I looked up, I saw the silver-haired curly bastard digging his nostrils with a look of disdain.

"What, protein sauce, have you been infected by the neighbor's Mr. Duochuan and smashed your brain? Hurry up and read the power of attorney and go out to find someone... Uh, silver sauce, I haven't bought the JUMP this week..."

"...Stop picking your nose and be careful not to pierce it."

"How could you expose it, you bastard!"

I shrugged and took the power of attorney he threw over, and then began to read it carefully.

This is a sensational [what! 】s story.

A woman who has a crush on a man and a man's wealth, and a man who has a crush on a woman and a woman's beauty, because the family objected, the man took the property and eloped with the woman.

At the same time, I deeply love your money and you, and at the same time love your appearance and you.

I've never been in a relationship, who knows what kind of relationship it is.So the first words he choked out with his hands clasped around his chest was "Well, Mr. Glasses and Little Kagura, can you not get so close?"

...So the two people who squeezed together with me in order to read the power of attorney stood firm and began to express their unconstrained opinions.

Glasses department. The male gentleman pushed his glasses frame, and seemed to say very resentfully, "Ah, I know, even Miss Protein Sauce doesn't like to stay with people like me... I can't help it. Girlfriend, you can really do something like elope, elope or something..."

I twitched the corner of my mouth, cleared my throat and shrugged my shoulders and said, "Isn't this a matter of course? Why are you making trouble? Originally, a dick like you who has no characteristics and a figure is not good. It's all over the street... Be thankful for your existence, Virgo-kun."

"Yeah, Aru, you don't need to be sentimental at all, the orangutan has set up your Alu like this from the beginning." Kagura nodded, and while echoing my words, he reached out and took the commission from me Book.

"—How much obsession do you have with virgins?! Yes, I am like this! I just envy those tall, rich and handsome people who are not only rich and powerful, but also accompanied by beautiful girls——!"

"Look, you've admitted it. I'm just stating the facts. It's so noisy, virgin, be careful when Dingchun wakes up and eats you."

"Don't change the subject, bastard——!!!"

...I don't have it.

I'm not going to say that I also feel that the group of rich and powerful girls who are accompanied by girls who are rich and powerful and [have good looks] [have a figure and figure] are quite hateful.

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If you really want to ask, I don't really know why it turned into such a ghost.

The author seems to be trying very hard to imitate the style of the orangutan and write a story full of sound and tears, but thinking that this is the end of the chapter, he silently shortened the length.

The power of attorney is not only the one for us, but another one sent to the shogunate.

As for why the Shinsengumi was dispatched, I can only say...it's all fate, how could it be possible without the appearance of the hero.

Hijikata-san gave me a cool look, said "It's really troublesome" and put his hand on my head.

"Woo! Learn to be more compassionate and sympathetic, Hijikata Mama!...Ah bah, you can't say MAMA here..." I was so choked up by his blow that I couldn't help but shouted. I couldn't help but lowered the tone a few times, and lowered it by a few decibels.

"What do you want from you? Have you really passed the Chinese exam?"

...Holy shit, this guy is really ruthless, I really want to knock this guy down and kick him hard.

Obviously I just fell out of love once before.

... Although this guy doesn't know that I like him.

But this guy obviously did it on purpose, it must be on purpose.

.........But it's nothing. If he wants to do it, what can I do to refute it.

So, when I found out, I was already in the trap of "I really want to drag this guy out who doesn't know what a girl's heart is" and "But even this is someone you like, show some sympathy, you can't let go." In the endless loop of "hands", one's own brain cells are continuously and meaninglessly consumed.

"... Humph, I used to be at the top of the Chinese exam." Even so, I still folded my arms and said in a contemptuous gesture.

o(￣ヘ￣o#) Who made this girl look down on me.

"Come on, you, what you have to worry about now is not your Chinese grades, but where the elopement couple went. Stop talking nonsense." The glaucoma bastard said, took out the power of attorney from his pocket and looked at it for a while , followed by an impatient "tsk".

"If you look at it again, there are no clues. If you can find the person just by reading the letter, I would have dragged him back by now." I spread my hands and said.

The current action team is Mr. Okita and Kagura, glasses... No, it's Xinbaji and Orangutan... No, it's Mr. Kondo who went to investigate the parties on both sides separately, and I just happened to stand together with "Anyway, it's the earthwork" Forget it.” This reason was shared with Mr. Hijikata Shishiro.

By the way, a certain sweet-tooth lover is still missing, although I think that the guy's urination may have already caught the clues.

"Cut, it's useless at all." Mr. Tukata said, stuffing the letter back into his pocket sullenly, and took out a cigarette to smoke.

I was too lazy to stop it, so I casually brought up other topics.

"There's nothing you can do if you just stand there, why don't you go eat something and meet them..." I scratched my head, looked around, and then dragged him towards a sweet dumpling shop.

Hijikata-san rarely left me.

The owner of the dumpling shop is a talkative woman, who kept jokingly asking us some unnecessary questions while inserting the dumplings with bamboo sticks.

For example, "The young couple are out shopping? This gentleman, don't be so straight-faced, it's a rare talent."

For example, "There was a young couple who had a special interest before, and they all blush when they looked at each other with a dumpling."

In the end, I couldn't listen anymore, and I could guess that Mr. Hijikata's expression must be terribly distorted now without looking up.I held my forehead with one hand and took the bamboo skewer with the dumplings in the other, thanking me repeatedly, not wanting to give the proprietress another chance to continue teasing.

It's really annoying, I said... I said that they are not couples, they are nothing, no one can tell that it is that kind of relationship.

I gave half of it to Mr. Hijikata, and then I concentrated on my bunch of sweet dumplings.Without looking up, I knew that guy started to squeeze a lot of mayonnaise on the dumpling again, which I couldn't look directly at.

………It’s because you always like to eat mayonnaise like this, and then you get fat like that after your sex change Hey! [Hey, what's wrong!

I was very quiet while eating, but it was Hijikata-san who spoke first.

"Do ordinary couples do the same thing?" He asked hesitantly. I didn't understand for a moment, and I looked at him silently with confused eyes. There were still a few unswallowed sweet balls stuck in my throat It feels a little itchy.

"... By the way, I figured out a way." Without repeating or explaining his words, Mr. Hijikata said suddenly, he stood up and put down the bamboo stick, then turned his head to look at me, his eyes seemed to be twinkling glow.

"……what?"

I became more and more confused. I didn't know what expression to use to respond to this guy's words. I could only put down the remaining bamboo sticks like him, and wait for him to explain his so-called plan.

However, I didn't expect that his next sentence would be like that.

"—As long as we become a couple, it's fine, it's such a simple thing."

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... Let me tell you first, I didn't drink any water when I heard this sentence.

The glutinous rice balls stuck in the throat had already been swallowed by me, so the mouth remained empty.

However, the moment I heard that sentence, I still couldn't help but coughed violently.

——Completely incomprehensible! ! !

——I can't understand it at all! ?Mr. Hijikata, what happened to your brain circuit! ?It's better to say what kind of distortion happened to the author's brain circuit to write such lines! ?Has the brain been pretending to be stupid? ?Don’t just jump your mind from the time and space of eating glutinous rice dumplings to the time and space of youth romantic comedy so casually, author! !

I was yelling crazily in my heart with a ferocious face. To be honest, if I yelled out, maybe my voice would be hoarse.

Mr. Hijikata apparently also noticed my ferocious expression that seemed to rub all the five sense organs together, and paused, so I finally waited for the explanation part.

"Isn't the object of our mission this time a couple? So I think, if we think from the perspective of a couple, we can understand their thoughts... Maybe we can guess where they will go." The husband said plausibly that he obviously didn't notice that my eyes had turned into mosquito-repellent coil eyes, but instead showed confidence in his own idea.

And I... changed from a hideous face to being tired and not loving.

"Mr. Hijikata... I said, Mr. Hijikata, if it is really that easy, you don't need a group of us to run around looking for clues, okay? Besides..."

I paused, trying to hold back that sentence, but I couldn't hold back for a moment.

Who knows whether my brain was pumped or pumped or pumped at that time, in short, I just said it.

"Besides... I'm not Miss Sanye."

...I am not, Miss Sanye.

I didn't realize what I said until after I said all this sentence. Even if I wanted to take back the original sentence, it was impossible.

Mr. Hijikata had already heard what I said, and he looked at me covering my mouth and shaking my head desperately with a surprised expression.

"No, no, I didn't... I didn't say anything!! Hijikata-san, you didn't hear anything, did you!?"

"Why did you mention Sanye's name here..."

"In short, I'm just talking fast, that's all! Okay, let's change the subject! In short, it's pretending to be a couple. This opinion is rejected! No matter what! No matter what! Don't ask me why!"

I folded my hands over my chest as if I was tired from rubbing.

However, before I was tired of rubbing like this for a few minutes, he grabbed my hand.

I heard him say in a cold voice: "The task is the most important thing now."

"But there is no need to consider Mr. Hijikata's opinion at all." I turned my head and frowned, and answered him quickly.

"How will you know if you don't try!" He retorted as if in a hurry, looking like a child who couldn't get candy.

……hateful.

Hateful Hateful Hateful! !

Does this guy have no EQ!Or is it really intentional! ?hateful! !Don't go too far please!

"You'll know it if you don't try it!" I shouted loudly, shaking my hands and wanting him to let go of my wrist, but his strength clearly didn't allow me to do so. My wrist was so painful that I didn't even need to look to know that I was caught. famous.

"What do you know! What do you know if you don't try!" Seeing my attitude, he seemed a little annoyed and shouted.

...I can't take it anymore.

"—Even if I don't have to try, I know that it is impossible for Mr. Hijikata and me to be a couple!!!!!!!!!!"

That day, I tried my best to shout out.

She shook his hand away, turned away from looking at his face, and walked away.

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When the incident ended, I was squatting on the edge of the iron railing outside Master House, looking down, in a daze.

Mr. Sakata chased him back as fast as he could, and taught these two rebellious bastards a good lesson. The investigation at Xinbaji went very smoothly, and it was thanks to Mr. Sakata that he was able to recover so quickly. The young couple.

Kagura and Mr. Okita got into a quarrel, and in the end they turned into helping Mr. Sakata fight those guys who were jealous of money and property and did evil things.

I heard that Mr. Hijikata joined the investigation after I left that day.

The only one who didn't contribute, but was a disservice to me, was me.

just me.

It just felt awful.

The can was put down next to me, and I felt someone standing beside me.You don't have to guess who it is, I watch him come up the end of the street and keep looking my way.

Come, come, stop downstairs, go up the stairs, and stand beside me.

"Are you still angry?" Mr. Hijikata asked me as he unhooked the drink.

I puffed up my bun face, and reached out to pick up the can of drink that was given to me from the side.

"That's mine too."

"I want to drink."

"Then it's up to you."

Then I pulled the tab and was splashed in the face by the drink gushing out of the can.

"—Fuck! Mr. Doji, what is your intention!" I reached out and touched the drink on my face, it was sticky, and I licked it, it was still very sweet.

"If you are still angry, I will pour water on you to calm you down."

"...Mr. Hijikata really doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade at all."

Then the topic fell silent again, and both parties seemed to be waiting for the other to speak.I drank my drink silently, looking forward with indifferent eyes just like before.

Then, his voice was heard.

"You...do you like me?"

This time is different from the last time. I just took a sip of the drink and choked me out of breath. He twitched the corner of his mouth as if to say, "You didn't do it on purpose, did you?", and finally spit out "Don't choke!" gone."

"——I! Already! Already! Choking! On! Ah!" I said dissatisfiedly, and patted my chest.

To be honest, I didn't expect him to say that.

Not at all, not at all.

He smiled, looking like he was mocking me, and I couldn't help puffing up again.

But... should I answer?Just that question.

Just when I was hesitating to answer, I heard his voice.

"... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."

"After what happened before, I..." He paused, as if considering his words, and after a long silence, he started with another sentence, "I have never responded directly to Sanye."

"People like me could die on the battlefield at any time. I don't want her to worry about people like me."

He lit a cigarette and blew out a circle of white mist.

Then, he turned his head to look at me.

"—It's the same for you."

With a gentle but helpless look that I have never seen before.

He already knew.

He already knew how I looked at him, already knew.

I shrank back and smiled wryly.

"Even so, I still like you, Hijikata-san."

--THAN--