You can't hurt protein sauce

Six, those guys put the blame on you

I really think that this matter has nothing to do with me at all, but Hijikata Erb obviously doesn't think so, he is the same as the lady sitting across from him.

It took me half a glass of sundae to digest that the lady in front of me is the silver-haired natural curly manager Sakata Gintoki, and in the time I just finished half a glass of sundae, he had already poured out his glass. They all ate up.

... so fast ==, after complaining a little about his speed in my heart, I turned my attention to Mr. Hijikata who finished the sundae at the same time. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with a very melancholy expression like those 2B youths Then he took out one and smoked it.The lighter is also the original mayonnaise style... I don't know where he came from, I would like one too if I can.That way he can burn his hair while saying "Hijikata-san, I'll add mayonnaise for you" while he's eating.

"This time, I have something I want to entrust to you." Mr. Hijikata was smoking a cigarette. I was not used to the smell of cigarettes, and I coughed a little, then lowered my head (pretending) to deal with the half-cup sundae in front of me, feeling cold Very comfortable.Of course - I will never admit that I was eavesdropping on their conversation.

"Huh?" Miss Juan... No, he should be called Mr. Sakata, she tilted her head and waited for his next words.The person who is also waiting for his next step is me, although I am eavesdropping.

In the next second, something unexpected - at least something unexpected happened to me.

Mr. Hijikata grabbed my collar with the same force that he used to press my whole head into the sundae cup before. Pulled by him.

--wipe!my teeth!

The upper mouth seems to have been scratched by a spoon, and the spoon hit the teeth with too much force, so at this moment I think my facial features are all tangled together.

"Help me find out what this guy has done." He said in an arrogant and unreasonable tone, which sounded like ruthless and unreasonable trouble to me!It's like a young lady who is promoted by a rich family!If you are happy, I will give you a candy. If you are not happy, I will give you two slaps, young master! TMD labor and management hate this kind of person the most!

and many more……

Patronizing and resenting what he said just now, I almost didn't hear what he said.But what he said woke me up.

——I'm not free yet, even after talking so much these guys still doubt me.

Tsk!I spat in my heart, it is useless to go to Wanshiwu now!They just think that my money is less than what the real election group gave and ignore my request—this is normal, all greedy small traders think this way, and I am no exception.

But even with that said, disputes are necessary. "Hey! No wonder Mr. Hijikata, you are a waste except for that face - you don't know the principle of pity and tenderness, so you are always dumped by girls! Otherwise, how can you still be a virgin now? A man has to find a pure man to appease himself! "

I deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "Chu. Nan", because the sound was so loud that the whole store echoed my two "Chu. Nan", and Mr. Hijikata's face turned black like a frying pan. .

I made a contemptuous gesture in my heart.What's wrong with the man!Labor and capital are still there in the third year!Whether it's the first kiss or the first night or the film, I live a very innocent life like me! (Hello

"Fuck you, go cut seppuku a hundred times---!!!!!!!!!!" Mr. Hijikata seemed to be really angry, he threw me away, and the spoon hit his tongue again.

--wipe!It hurts!

I roared loudly from the bottom of my heart, the paper on the opposite side... Mr. didn't even bother to watch the play, he looked at me with those dead fish eyes and then at the "Duo Chuan Jun" in his mouth, and then propped his chin with his hand. "Stop fighting, you two...I still have to wait to go back to watch JUMP! If I don't watch that kind of thing for a while, I won't be able to get in touch. I'm really troubled!" Then pointed the other finger at Hijikata's 3P Lang... …——Even if he doesn’t have 3P, I still curse him that he must be the one at the bottom when he is 3P! "I accept your commission." Then he pointed to me who directly poured half a cup of sundae into his mouth like drinking water, "I will take over this child for a while."

"...You can ask for the price if you can get it." Master Tufang pretended to be a rich man, he held the cigarette butt between his index finger and middle finger and let out a puff of green smoke, which made me cough several times.

But what happened to those words just now?

Am I unknowingly being sold? !

That just so happens that I can't wait to leave the Shinsengumi as soon as possible!

I complained three times in my heart, and I gave Mr. Hijikata a hard look, as if he owed me 500 million and then abandoned me and the child in my belly (what is that...), That level of resentment rivals Sakata-san's love of sundaes! ! !I believe in my grudges! ! ! !

"Then I want...forget it, or don't need money," he scratched his curly hair that was combed into a double ponytail, and then said something that made Hijikata very grateful and I quite resentful.

"A month's worth of sundaes and ten packs of vinegar kombu from that kid Okita," he said.

I thought I wasn't going to be surprised by not having a penny, but the fact seems to mean that those things have been replaced by food.

This only makes me believe that-

—The house of everything is poor.

——Everything is a foodie.

"No, ten days." Without even thinking about it, the earth side quickly rejected the proposal.

"Huh... It's been 20 days, Yinsang, if I don't add sugar, I will die just like the house loses animations and games."

"Then you go to hell!!" The other party complained without hesitation, which attracted the eyes of the red-eyed boy mixed with grief and indignation.

Huh? !Sakata-kun, you, you, you turned into a shou? !You actually became a 2B youth! !How can you do this! ! !

I have always been optimistic about the quality of your attack! !

"One price for fifteen days."

"make a deal."

—————————————— I am the dividing line for the heroine to be taken away by Wanshiwu ———————————————

I yawned a lot. I haven't slept well since Hijikata suddenly dragged me to tell Mr. Sakata about it yesterday.

After waking up, the luggage was almost packed yesterday.Hijikata-san looked at my luggage and kicked the luggage - onto the bed, and then Yamazaki slipped the bag under the bed.

The door is closed, and no one is there except Hijikata, me, and Yamazaki, so no matter what Mr. Hijikata is doing at this time, no one outside can see it.

Then he drew his knife at me.

"Wait, wait, wait - dear, beloved, respected, beloved and respected Mr. Hijikata Shiro, the deputy chief of Oni -" I desperately waved my hand in front of him to signal him not to Impulsive, and at the same time trying to remember what I did wrong, because if I remember correctly, I really didn't do anything recently that Mr. Hijikata wanted to kill people to silence.

I swallowed.If he really wants to kill me, he can do it when he first came in. With the flash of the knife, just rely on the strength of his wrist—and he has stabbed a person, a god, or some non-human chest on the battlefield, With this guy's actual combat experience, trying to split me in half is simply an easy task.And just let Yamazaki attack me directly, my vigilance is low to a certain extent.

"What are you doing?" Mr. Hijikata paused for a while before asking me.

"I just want to ask you! What are you going to do! Kill people? Set fire? Kill first and then rape!? I don't care about your things! I don't even have a first love and a first kiss. Is it necessary for you to point a knife at me? Is it worth it? Is it worth it?!!!" I simply thought of something to say.

"..." Mr. Hijikata.

"..." The bean paste boy.

"...What the hell are you thinking!!" was beaten.

I covered my head and looked sadly at the black-haired man holding the knife, and I almost couldn't restrain the thought of kicking his J8 with my feet.

Then he quickly cut my hair to the length of a normal man with a knife, and then Yamazaki stepped back and pushed a bag of men's clothes into my arms.

...and a roll of bandages.

You're so thoughtful, even the thing that wraps your chest is ready, so which one of you has had this kind of experience?

Of course, my inner OS dare not speak out.

"What does that mean?" I asked.

"Pretend to be a man, and then Qian Chuan Bai will no longer exist in this world.—From now on, your name will be Hijikata Shiro, the boy I picked up." Hijikata... no, no, I'll still call him Shiro Shiro, in short, he said these words with a very natural feeling, coupled with those innocent (?) glaucoma eyes that can see every little bit, I completely bowed down between his legs. He almost pulled his trousers pitifully and said "I want (you know what I want...)"-of course, how could I really do that kind of thing unless I was really crazy!

"Why do I have to dress up as a man?"

"Because the sins of those gods and humans who are responsible for the mischief..." Yamazaki immediately replied for me, but just halfway through the sentence, Hijikata... No, no, no, let's call him Shishiro, right? Didn't he mean me too? Hijikata white? Then I'm also called Hijikata... Shishiro stuffed his mouth with bean paste buns that he conjured up from nowhere (maybe it was made by Doraemon's time machine).

"You don't need to know." This was Fourteen's answer.

I heard it but felt angry.

TMD you say I want to go east, I will go east, I go east, I must go back west again!Do you think you are the second child? So you are the second child? So you are the reproductive organ itself! ? ! ? ! ? !

[Enough is enough for me who is so pure as a white lotus flower (wait you sure this is a compliment?) To say such a lower limit, so bad and so disgusting, I must have been pierced! [cover your face

But in the end I did what he said.

If you can infer from Yamazaki's words alone, what he said should refer to——

[Because the angels who rule above take the sins of the angels who do mischief--]

[——It’s all pushed to you. ]

Because you are a survivor, everything can be logical as "you did it".

I honestly feel terrible.