You can't hurt protein sauce

Second, the value of blood flow is good

It is said that daughters like to pester mother, this is probably true.

The previous summary can be fooled by [I finally found my long-lost mother].I'm sorry for my mother though.

After hearing my words, the chestnut-haired boy showed contempt. I almost thought that what I said was not to his taste, but he laughed in the next second.

"Mr. Hijikata, when did you become a woman?"

"Sou Wu, shut up! I still want to ask you when you had an extra daughter! By the way, this child must be a lunatic!" The chestnut-haired boy—Mr. Hijikata in Sou Wu's mouth glared at him, Then he bit his cigarette butt and stared at me.I showed him a radiant smile, and at the same time, Sougo Okita set up his cannon and fired it at Hijikata's head.

...Ah, so handsome.Sure enough, you are arrogant, Mr. PAPA.

Seeing Hijikata and Okita arguing, I sighed and stepped on Hijikata Toshiro's shoes. "That—MAMA?"

Tufang gave me a hard look, and I saw his face turn black like an iron pot. "Shut up and die! My name is Toshiro Hijikata, you bastard."

I swallowed, and retracted the foot that stepped on the opponent's shoe.With a smile on his face, he said, "Excuse me, what did I do wrong?"

The man biting his cigarette butt just grabbed the back collar of my clothes, "Go back to the bureau and talk about it."

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The man called "Yamazaki" by Hijikata undid my handcuffs. I rubbed my wrists and sat on the chair, looking around in confusion. This room is not big, and Hijikata and Okita are sitting at a distance from me. place, on a black leather sofa. ...and [hide]you and me[/hide] chatting about ulterior motives.

...Probably the leader of the Shinsengumi went out to accompany the wine girl again.I overheard the [die.

"What's your name?" They chatted for a while, as if they noticed that I was eavesdropping, Hijikata raised his legs and still had a cigarette butt in his mouth.

I paused for a while, and still gave my real name, "When I go back to MAMA, my name is Qian Chuan Bai."

"—Hey?! So you have a child outside, deputy chief?! Wait, why did you call you a mother?! Deputy chief, so you belong to the human monster race in private?!" Yamazaki heard what I said, He stood up and complained sharply. Of course, he was kicked on the back of the head by Tu Fang soon and fell directly on the floor.

"You are a human monster, hurry up and die." Tufang put on his handsome face, clamped the cigarette butt between his index finger and middle finger, and exhaled a puff of white smoke, "There are those over there! I don't care about you Is it Little White Face or Protein Sauce? Take MAMA back, MAMA! Your goosebump-covered mother will cry if you give away such a grown-up girl! Absolutely!" He used The cigarette butt that was still burning was pointing at my nose and complaining.

"No way, MAMA didn't have goosebumps all over your body, it's you, Mr. Hijikata Jusanrou! You definitely spoke your mind, Mr. Hijikata Shisanrou! And I'm not a jerk, so obviously It’s a guy who looks like Mr. Hijikata Biro!” I sat on the wooden chair and looked at Hijikata with the cigarette butt in front of me leisurely, although the wooden chair was not as soft as the sofa, but I was very grateful if I could sit on it.Of course, this does not mean that I will lose to them in terms of complaints.

"Why Thirteen Lang?! My name is Shi Shi Lang, bastard! You definitely want to say B Lang! Although the beep used to silence the sound is the same as B-in short, do you have a little bit of yourself in the bureau? The feeling of being invited to drink tea, idiot!" Mr. Hijikata said a little excitedly, and I doubted that he would spray his saliva directly on me.The Okita boy who was sitting on the side followed my words expressionlessly, "Mr. Hijikata, so your full name is Biro Hijikata. Mr. Beep Wolf, let me sleep for a while. Don't be like an old lady covered in goose bumps on Saturdays." Wake me up in the morning." Then he took out the red blindfold with painted eyes and started blatantly fishing on the sofa.

"Sou Wu, you bastard! When did my name become Beep Wolf? I'm not a wolf!——And today is Friday and I don't want to be your mother!" While Mr. Hijikata shouted, Okita boy seems to have fallen asleep, in fact, I really admire the speed at which he fell asleep.But it seems that Mr. Hijikata has become very annoyed by this.

But then again, Hichikata-san, do you have hidden human/wife attributes? ! [die

"Forget it..." Mr. Hijikata seemed to give up urging Okita boy to get up […], he stood up with a cigarette butt in his mouth, stepped over Yamazaki-kun's body [pseudo], and put his hands in his trouser pockets. "...What's that called... protein sauce, what did you see in your village? Why was it burned?"

——I'm sorry I don't call it protein sauce, and I shouldn't just dismiss the little boy just now.

I turned my head and flicked my bangs with my hands. I thought it was time for me to cut my hair, it was a bit of an eyesore. "If it's the police, you should have found out by yourself, Mr. Hijikata Saburo."

"Hijikata Saburo? Who is that? Hey! Don't try to change the subject, you bastard! You are the only survivor in that village, what should you know?"

"I'm sorry Hijikata-san, I don't know anything!"

"Don't play dumb bastard! And my name is Hijikata Toshiro, oh Toshiro!"

"I'm not pretending to be stupid, Hichikata Juro-san!"

"——So you made it clear to me that my name is Shishiro, you bastard!!"

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A guy who looks like an orangutan opened the door and came in. I smiled when I saw his hair.He walked up to Tufang's side without paying attention and whispered a few words into his ear.I didn't hear it and didn't really care.

But Hijikata's expression obviously changed, I thought maybe it was something bad.But now I just think about what to do next... If I remember correctly, today is the day when my aunt comes on time on the seventh of every month.

If I dirty someone's chair, will I be scolded to death...?Hope not, amen.

"Ang? This kid would do that kind of thing? Could it be a heavenly man?" Hijikata said to Mr. Orangutan with a dark face, he paused with his cigarette butt in his mouth, and walked over with his other hand grab my hair.

Wipe it!It hurts! "Hey! Girl—" I grabbed his hand and screamed that it hurt, and then he let go of his hand with a very awkward expression, "Did you kill someone in that village?"

I didn't expect his first sentence to be this, and I was a little surprised.But just thinking about their actions just now, I have some answers in my mind.Maybe I heard some news, but I really hate people guessing me easily. "No." I replied with a serious face, as if I was saying "I am the best boy in the world", "It is true that many people died in that village, but it has nothing to do with me." people have something to do with me, but their death has nothing to do with me.

On the contrary, it's this guy in front of me - Hijikata Shisanrou, I really hate it when people doubt me casually.Now I have the idea of ​​​​smearing mayonnaise on his face, anyway, didn't he light the lighter with the mayonnaise model last time.

"Are you serious?" He seemed to be suspicious of me, I waved my hand to disperse the thick smell of smoke around me, looked into his eyes and said, "Of course."

Of course, I am of course thinking about which brand of hygienic beep to buy when I go out now.

As a result, Mr. Hijikata Biro finally gave me a punch in the head. By the way, Mr. Yamazaki who has been whispering "Wow, the devil's deputy commander appeared" behind him gave an order: "Yamazaki, lock this girl up and try again tomorrow. Boss Kondo Said that we should first advise him on his pursuit of Miss A Miao."

I yelled, "I don't care if you can't come up with any ideas. Labor and management didn't steal, didn't steal, didn't grab three, didn't accompany people for a night, beep, you care about me!" while taking out the egg yolk from the pocket of the trousers behind Tufang Bilang The sauce-style lighter decisively rubbed against the blood-stained bench twice.

... Hijikata Biro's expression seems to want to chase me to the ends of the earth.I calmly ignored it.

It was the hardest time for dinner. Mr. Hijikata came in with a big bowl of udon noodles. I put the toilet paper I secretly borrowed from Mr. Yamazaki under my buttocks and stared at him with admiration. ——At this time, he took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his arms as if he was very malicious, and then squeezed two big circles on the bowl of udon noodles.

Fuck you did it on purpose!You definitely did it on purpose!You're mad because I made fun of your name earlier!You are too narrow-minded! Hundan! ! !

I looked around and felt disgusted and wanted to spit the mayonnaise on the man with a pure (?) expression in front of me. I pulled the corners of my lips and gave him a rather stupid smile.

"Eat." Tufang took out a pair of chopsticks and handed them over, I took them tremblingly.Then he started smoking again like an innocent boy who has lost his love, that is called melancholy.

The corner of my mouth twitched, no matter how much I like udon noodles, it would turn off my appetite!It will change from hugging udon noodles (...) every day from bed to toilet to a poor child who wants to vomit on you!

This person... definitely did it on purpose! !

"Well, I'm really sorry that I don't like mayonnaise." I tried my best to change my tone, and I bet the love between this guy in front of me and Okita boy that I, Qian Chuanbai, have lived for so long. If you are fine, you can play the role of a girl in love to fool people.

"..." Hijikata Nicotine glanced over slightly, his glaucoma eyes seemed to be a warning - you can't say no in front of Prince Mayonnaise!Be sure to eat them all to pay homage to mayonnaise supremacy!This rather subtle feeling.

"The food I like is the opposite of mayonnaise, so delicious that it can kill you (accent)-protein sauce!!!" I said loudly with my hands on my chest, and even stood up, wanting It wasn't the existence of the napkin on my butt that reminded me that I was in an extremely miserable state, so I copied the bowl of egg yolk noodles and directly put it on the head of Kosaburo Hijikata in front of me.Regardless of whether he is handsome or not, he was just as pitiful when he was miserable.

Anyway, there is no such weird food as protein sauce in this world, so it must be okay to say so casually. ——If there is me, I will marry this bastard and change my surname to Hijikata!

"What is that? Anyway, I've already given you dinner. Whether you eat or not is up to you." Then he seemed to be looking for an ashtray. After looking around, I almost thought he was going to throw the cigarette into the bowl of egg yolk noodles.In the end, he threw the cigarette butt on the floor and made a very handsome cigarette stomping action with his back turned to me.And my first reaction was to throw the napkin that had my blood on it from under my butt towards his forehead.

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late at night.

I was very bitter to find that the bed was stained with blood, so I had to use my good night vision to open the door and go out to find someone.Originally, it was good to shut me up, but Hijikata Bibiro saw that I was still well-behaved, so he withdrew the guards. Anyway, I was within the scope of the Shinsengumi, and I couldn't escape even if I wanted to.

... I'm not talking about the actual situation. A woman in the Shinsengumi didn't even withdraw their guards when I asked them "where is the toilet" with a bloody face.

I have the impression that Mr. Bibi Lang of the earthwork did say where his office is. If you have something to do, you can go there and ask. Although he will definitely not tell me where to buy sanitary beeps, I reckon he should be able to know the commercial street. address. ……Looking at his viciousness, he never thought that he was also a pure and innocent boy.

He fumbled to his office, fumbled to open the door, and kicked something while fumbling.

A male voice came from the darkness, "Who?" I felt a knife across my neck, because it was a little unclear at night, the knife pierced the collar of my kimono, and the kimono looked a little loose, and my legs went limp I sat down and felt the softness under my legs, it should not be tatami.

"Mr. Hijikata is me..." I twitched the corner of my mouth and didn't know how to persuade him to remove the knife.

"What are you doing here? Hmph, did you reveal your true nature and want to kill me?" I can feel him staring at me fiercely now, although I don't know what kind of nonsense he heard to have such an idea, But I just want to say - I'm really just a defenseless girl, bastard!

"No, no, no, you misunderstood! I really really just want to go out to buy some daily necessities and just ask you how to get there!" If you turn on the light, you will definitely see my embarrassing expression.

"Then why don't you turn on the light?"

"... If you don't tell me where the switch is, I'm going to fart!" I couldn't help but swear, but it was too loud and seemed to attract some people over.

There was a sound of footsteps, and then the door was opened, and suddenly the light was turned on. The eyes couldn't bear the sudden light and closed several times before trying to open them.

"Boss Kondo! You are right. This girl is indeed someone who can do that kind of thing. We didn't wrong her." Mr. Hijikata Tobiro stood up first and stood next to Mr. Kondo and Mr. Yamazaki who opened the door , I glanced hastily and found that Okita boy was not there.

……Well?After being tossed too hard at night, sleep in a separate room?

"Wait fourteen! You finally did this kind of thing!" Mr. Kondo first looked at Mr. Hijikata's kimono, which looked a little disheveled because I accidentally stepped on it, and then looked at the kimono because he had just been stabbed. Me in a collar and disheveled.Finally, he clenched his hand into a fist and knocked on the other hand, speaking affirmatively.Turning around, "Yamazaki, hurry up and tell everyone the good news! Especially Sougo!"

I instantly understood what he was misunderstanding, and hurriedly stood up to stop him.What a joke!If Okita Boy finds out, I will be blasted to the end of the universe by Cannon or stabbed to pieces by a knife!Knowing that the husband (wife?) is cheating, the first reaction of the main room (husband?) is to come forward and beat up the mistress, and then go back to bed and start talking about you, me, and harmony, right? !

"Wait..." Just as I was about to say it, they all looked at the bed behind me with shocked expressions.

On it, there is still a pool of blood left by me sitting on the bed just now.

………………………………………………………………………………………………… Damn it! !