Take the system to ancient times

However, Ren Tianze always had to attend the banquet, and the emperor didn't like to stay for a long time after all. When it was almost noon, the warm sunlight dispelled the winter chill a little. Delicate snacks were placed on the tables in the front yard and backyard, and all the guests had already taken their seats. The emperor finally left.

Ren Tianze came late, as a routine, he first drank three cups as a confession, and then clapped his hands, the house performers who had rehearsed singing and dancing long ago bowed their heads and filed in, the sound of silk and bamboo playing behind the screen, and the graceful dance music was immediately presented to everyone in front of you.

Bend sideways, enchanting and able to dance with palms.

Swaying the sleeves to cover the face, half revealing the hibiscus face shyly.

The end was beyond beautiful.

The three gentlemen of the Ren family were all accompanying the male guests in the front hall, and the adults went to toast and celebrate Ren Tianze's birthday one by one according to the degree of dignity, and the three of them had to stand up to thank each person.

Xinghe made a rough estimate, basically 5 minutes alone, and if someone has a good relationship with Ren Tianze, the time will be longer, because they have to chat and spank.

Without digressing, how can it show that he is close to Prime Minister Ren?

Because there were too many people toasting in the hall, the three of Xinghe would inevitably get up together for a while, and when the toaster had finished chatting with Ren Tianze, he would get up and thank him. It's annoying.

I should have pretended to be sick if I knew it earlier...

Xinghe insisted on putting on a stiff smile, although it was so stiff that it was a little hypocritical, but fortunately no one cared.

We got up together for just 5 minutes, and the snacks on the table were changed to seven or eight styles. The singing and dancing came to an end, and finally the banquet began.

Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief as he didn't have to get up together for a while and could eat quietly.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the maid to remove the snacks, she quickly took a piece of crystal clear crystal cake and threw it into her mouth, then Xie Zimo gave her a hard look.

——It's too embarrassing!

--Pooh!The sky and the earth are big, and the food is the biggest!

Since arriving at Ren's house, what Xinghe is happiest about is that the quality of food has improved.

Don't look at the lack of rich cooking methods and the variety of seasonings nowadays, but it can't stand the variety of sources of ingredients!

Xinghe once saw "dragon liver and phoenix marrow" on someone's dining table. Although the "dragon" is an alligator and the phoenix is ​​a long-tailed pheasant, it is an endangered species that he will never eat in future generations. !

After the snacks come the main course, and after the main course there is fruit.

Today's dishes are as rich as those on New Year's Day, or even more. There are 72 main dishes on each table, but the styles are different. It is really difficult for the chef of Ren's family.

Although there are 72 main courses, the table in front of Xinghe, which is only one meter long, cannot be opened, so each time nine courses are served first, and the appetizers are removed every quarter of an hour, and then nine courses are served. In such an hour, the 72 main courses just finished.

The pre-dinner snacks and after-dinner fruits are also served in this way, otherwise it would be embarrassing if there were less than ten dishes for a banquet in a dignified family?

Of course, Xinghe is the only one who has been eating seriously. Of course, the adults are drinking and chatting, or enjoying singing and dancing. Eating too much is also a joke.

For example, Xinghe was laughed at.

In this world, some people drink a lot and some people drink less, but no matter who they are, if they drink too much, they will inevitably say wrong things and do wrong things.

For example, a kid from the Cui family, one year younger than Xinghe, probably the second son in the family, was brought to broaden his horizons by his father, but he didn't expect that after drinking two drinks, he would be full of alcohol in a short time.

Then the kid from the Cui family saw that Xinghe had been burying his head in eating hard, and felt it was ridiculous, so he stood up and pointed at Xinghe, and asked him loudly: "If you can eat like this, can it be that you can't do it?"

Pig, also pig.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a child, he had a nickname called Liu Zhi, which means Liu Wild Boar. Probably the royal family also felt that the humble name was easy to support.

There are also domestic pigs these days, but they are only raised by ordinary people, and they are raised to eat feces in the latrine. Even ordinary people do not eat pork.

Modern people call pigs to say that they can eat or are stupid, but calling a person "彘" is not a good thing, and the degree is even worse than modern times.

It's a pity that this person really doesn't know how to talk, so it's okay to call people "彘", but if he adds the sentence "so edible" in front, he is asking for trouble.

Xinghe chewed and swallowed the food in his mouth, wiped his lips slowly, and then asked him: "When I was marching on the pilgrimage to the holy ancestor, I once ate half a deer. '?"

The scene fell silent in an instant, and even the music and singing and dancing stopped. When the housewives heard that Xinghe mentioned the ancestor, they also uttered disrespect, and all of a sudden they knelt on the ground in fear, trembling.

Xinghe seemed unaware of such a quiet scene, and smiled to himself.

"The one who dared to insult the holy ancestor didn't even kneel down, why did you dancers kneel down?"

The housewitches trembled even more.

At this time, the older member of the Cui family, probably the eldest son, reprimanded the younger one: "Sit down when you're drunk?"

Is this a truce?

Xinghe raised his eyebrows, and said that he would fight and stop, but he still didn't agree.

When the young master has no temper?

So Xinghe was upright, and smiled at the little one in the Cui family, smiling brightly, insolently, and——

——Extremely provocative!

Oops!

The big one said silently in his heart, and he had to cover the small mouth regardless of his image. He could tell that this Xinghe was eloquent, and they couldn't speak against him.

But it was too late.

The little one was shocked by Xinghe, and the blood that had just calmed down surged up again. At least he remembered not to talk about the ancestor.

"Why go so far, I just said that you are rude!"

"Disrespect?" Xinghe laughed loudly: "This is indeed a disrespect, but this level of disrespect, can it be later than my father?"

With a sound of "buzz", the scene suddenly became chaotic.

No one expected that Xinghe would admit it on the spot, and even dragged his father Ren Xiang into the water.

But does anyone dare to say that Ren Xiang is rude?

No.

On the contrary, he was naughty. At this moment, he immediately stood up, bowed respectfully to Ren Tianze, and then said: "Who is Ren Xiang? Eighteen worships, and for the next 12 years, Da Yong Haiyan Heqing has been Ren Tianze. We only admire Mr. Ren's strength of character for his achievements, and never feel that Mr. Ren is rude."

This is a bit far-fetched. What is the relationship between being able to handle affairs and not being polite?Even if it is a character, it is also a mad character.

But what Xinghe wanted was this effect, so he didn't refute it, but agreed with it with a smile.

"Your Excellency, good opinion. My father can clean up the Haiyan River under Dayong's governance, even if he is rude." He said and laughed: "Then my ability is not inferior to my father's. I just eat a little more, so naturally I can be considered a character!"

"Wow—"

There was an uproar in the field.