Take the system to ancient times

Few people know that Comrade Xiaoshu Xie Yang, one of the national idols (one of them), is aloof, but has a very low sense of humor, and he can laugh when he is teased.

It's just that he naturally has few expressions, and the range of facial changes when he smiles is too small for ordinary people to notice.

But who is Wu Qing?As Xie Yang's number one brain fan, would he not even know this?

So Wu Qing started telling jokes to Uncle Xie.

There is no collection of jokes in the Yong Dynasty, and Wu Qing is not a joker. All his jokes are based on real people in the martial arts.

For example, a certain hero went out to fight for righteousness, and was cheated by a powerless boudoir lady, who lost both money and life, and accidentally became his son-in-law.

Another example is that in a restaurant at the foot of the Shaolin Temple, someone is eating meat and drinking heavily, and suddenly a resident finds out: Hey, you look like a certain master.As soon as the words were finished, a child mischievously pulled off the wig from someone's head, revealing a bald head with ring scars.

For example, a gold-medal killer of a sect went out to kill people, but got lost in the southern dense forest. When he met someone from a certain sect, the two sides had many discussions on assassination techniques and made specific actions as a demonstration. During the demonstration, they accidentally lost their front teeth. .

Xie Zimo and Xinghe listened with gusto, and leaned forward and back together. Although Uncle Xie didn't show much expression, his whole body was obviously relaxed. It can be seen that Wu Qing's joke "laugh" is outstanding and worthy of praise.

Uncle Xie and Uncle Wu Qing, although Wu Qing is in court and Uncle Xie is at home, but it is obvious that Wu Qing is much more knowledgeable about gossip in the world than Uncle Xie.

Uncle Xie perfectly held his aloof male god persona, and he never gossiped to ruin his image in Chunyang Sect on weekdays, and only waited for Wu Qing to gossip once and for all.

Xinghe also welcomes Wu Qing's gossip attributes very much. It just so happens that he doesn't know anything about Jianghu and is waiting for someone to clarify his doubts.

Most importantly—

Xinghe: "Does Uncle Wu know who the man in Tsing Yi who saved us is?"

Eating and living together in the other courtyard for several days, Wu Qing naturally knew that Xie Zimo was out of trouble, and the people in Tsing Yi were there to save his life.

Wu Qing: "That man is very famous in Jianghu, and your little uncle knows it too."

Uncle Xie nodded coldly to show that it was true, but he didn't say a word, and he used actions to show that I know but I just don't say it.

Wu Qing touched his nose and smiled, and began to tell them stories: "Speaking of people in Tsing Yi, there is actually a well-known name in the world called Drunk Scholar."

"This drunken scholar's original name was Ji Zhongtong, and he was originally from a poor family in the late emperor's dynasty. Because his father was capable and saved a small fortune, he came up with the idea of ​​taking something to be an official.

But although this person is very talented, he thinks very highly of himself and is proud of his talent, which has offended many people.

When Dazhong was going to his hometown for the assessment, he was tripped by someone, missed the assessment, and naturally got nothing.

This person is already arrogant, and he couldn't swallow it if he was framed by others, so he secretly planned and planned to drag that person into the water, making him a big embarrassment in front of Dazhong. Evaluation opportunities. "

"Others cheated him, only cheated this year's evaluation opportunity, and when he came back three years later, he cheated others, but directly beat them to death.

All of a sudden, the mess is getting bigger.

But that person is a descendant of a second-class family, and he is very close to the main family, and this place is within the territory of the second-class family, so he has some energy.This popularity is not enough, so he has a vicious idea, a poor family who has just been promoted for less than ten years, even if he kills him, he can cover it up at will. "

"That man thought so, and he did so.

So in the middle of the night one day, the Ji family of the humble family was suddenly attacked by bandits.This bandit was extremely vicious, and actually killed 76 members of the Ji family, from the very old to the infant, without missing a single one. "

"It's also Ji Zhongtong's fate. He was born with a heart on the right side. When the bandit killed him, he stabbed him in the wrong place, allowing him to breathe temporarily, but he could only watch helplessly as his family was killed.

Until the bandits robbed the property of the Ji family, a fire burned the Ji family.Ji Zhongtong thought he was going to die in the fire with pain and regret, but before the fire attracted officers and soldiers to fight the fire, it first attracted the beggar who stayed outside Ji's house at night. "

——At that time, the first emperor had no curfew except Yijing. The national curfew was proposed by Ren Tianze and worked hard to implement it.

"Who would have thought that the down-and-out beggar who could only hide at the gate of someone else's house for the night would be the eight-pocket elder of the beggar gang with world-class martial arts?"

"The old beggar rescued Ji Zhongtong. Ji Zhongtong spent half a year to recover his health, spent three months to suppress the bandits' lair, arrested the bandit leader, and spent a day to torture him. Someone else ordered it."

"Once you know who the instigator is, it will be much easier to find the motive. Ji Zhongtong never thought that that person would be so vicious. But that person is a child of a family, even if it is a side branch, it is also a family. If a child of a family goes out, there are many people around him." With guards accompanying him, no matter how smart and intelligent he is, it is difficult to kill him. Could it be that this deep hatred should just be given up like this?"

"Of course Ji Zhongtong can't, so he started to learn martial arts. The most wonderful thing is that the old beggar with world-class martial arts is also willing to teach him."

"Ji Zhongtong is getting old, and he has passed the age of laying the foundation early. When he starts to practice martial arts at this age, the pain is double that of others, but the effect is only half of others.

But Ji Zhongtong endured it and practiced hard day and night.

A few years later, he felt that he could kill his enemy, so he decided to go to revenge. Before going out, the old beggar stopped him.He said that he knew it too, but his family members died because of his pride, and he felt sad in his heart.If he could kill his enemy as soon as possible, even if he died together, he would be worthy of his family members underground. "

"He finally killed his enemy, but at the same time he was seriously injured by the enemy's guards. The old beggar once again rescued the seriously injured Ji Zhongtong, but this time, it was very difficult to save him."

"Ji Zhongtong fell into a coma very quickly. He thought he would never wake up again, but he never thought that he would wake up one day. And he found that not only was he not weak, but he was still alive for nothing. Internal force."

"It turns out that the old beggar has treated him very well in the past few years, and has treated him like a son. Seeing that he was seriously injured, he asked Tianxin Valley to seek medical treatment with a lot of money. Even after he learned that even after waking up, he still needs advanced internal strength to act normally. At the expense of your life, pour all your energy into him."

"The old beggar is dead, but Ji Zhongtong is alive."

"When Ji Zhongtong woke up, he felt that he killed his family members because of his arrogance and lost his sense of propriety, and then he killed his old beggar because he was so sad that he couldn't see the people around him. He, the fact has already happened, the bitter fruit must be swallowed by himself, the old beggar gave his life to him, not to make him feel sorry for himself and die again."

"Once Ji Zhongtong gained the internal strength of Jiazi, he lost everything that was most important in his life. He lived a heavy life and couldn't give up his life easily. He had to give up his name and immerse himself in alcohol. But he inherited the old beggar's As a legacy, the old beggar spent his whole life as a chivalrous hero, and the most worrying thing was that he was the beggar gang. So he recommended himself, joined the beggar gang and became an undisciplined person."

"Since then, except for the important affairs of the beggar gang, he has wandered around the world on weekdays. Every day, except for drinking, he is on the way to drink. He can draw his sword to help when the road is rough, but he often does not repay the favor. Because he likes the blue shirt. , and has an innate bookishness, so people in the world call him a drunk scholar."

Oh, tile house, it really is a person with a story.

Xinghe was excited when he heard it, and after sighing, he asked again: "What is the elder of Eight Bags? Where is Tianxin Valley?"

"The Gang of Beggars recruits disciples widely. Seven out of ten beggars on the street during the late Emperor's time were disciples of the Gang of Beggars.

Those ordinary beggars who don't know martial arts are divided into one-bag, two-bag, and three-bag disciples according to their intelligence and seniority. The main job is to collect information in exchange for a small amount of money to maintain their lives.

Those who are clever or lucky enough to make contributions will have the opportunity to learn a set of martial arts skills from the beggar gang.

These people have practiced martial arts for three or two years, and those who know martial arts but mediocre martial arts are divided into four, five, and six bags of disciples according to their martial arts realm and merit.

And some people are very talented, and their martial arts realm has reached Zhou Tian or above, and if they make some contributions, they can be promoted to seven-pocket or eight-pocket elders.

As for Nine Pockets, it was the leader of the beggar gang. "

"Tianxingu is a sect with a small number of people. It mainly studies medical skills, but poisonous and Gu techniques are also not to be underestimated. Speaking of which, their exercises are similar to yours. They have the ability to heal. Gu The Lord is known as the Immortal Doctor, he is a rare congenital master in this world, and he is still alive."

As he was talking, Wu Qing felt that since he had already talked so much, it would be better to introduce them to the most unprovoked sects in the arena. Hearing that Xie Zimo and Xinghe were very interested, Uncle Xie also nodded slightly.

"There are two big countries on the mainland, Dayong and Xiliang."

"Dayong is heavy on martial arts, and all the various sects in the territory are blooming. In addition to the Tianxin Valley and the Beggars' Gang just introduced, there are also the Chunyang Sect and the four major sects of Shaolin Temple.

Although the number of people in Tianxin Valley is small, no one dares to offend, because no one knows that one day they will beg on Tianxin Valley's head.

The number of beggars is the largest, and even if the number of beggars is greatly reduced in this dynasty, the number of members of the beggars far exceeds that of other sects.The Beggars' Gang can be regarded as a news distribution center, and the news mainly comes from wealthy businessmen and ordinary people in the middle and lower classes.

Chunyang Sect is the sect that Brother Yang belongs to.Chunyang can be regarded as the national religion of Dayong, and most of the disciples in the teaching are from aristocratic families, and the requirements for qualifications and backgrounds are extremely high.Practicing Taoist classics, but his most powerful is swordsmanship. The Chunyang Sword Formation is especially outstanding. Ordinary disciples form a three-person formation, and they can fight against ten people of the same level without losing. There is still a chance to win when the body of the future is against the innate.

Shaolin Temple is a monastery for monks, and its disciples come from a wide range of sources, ranging from the children of aristocratic families to orphans who lost their husbands, and even villainous gangsters can enter Shaolin Temple to become monks once they have changed their minds.Shaolin Temple pays attention to clear rules and precepts, and no killing is allowed. Therefore, most of the martial arts are the method of palming sticks, and it is said to be the best in the world when it comes to defense. "

"Xiliang is the exact opposite of Dayong, emphasizing culture over martial arts, and there is no other sect in the territory except the Raksha Sect, an assassination organization.

But Dayong did not dare to underestimate Xiliang's military power because of this, because there are countless large and small academies in Xiliang, and these academies all teach martial arts.

Moreover, these academies do not cherish knowledge, whether it is book knowledge or martial arts knowledge. Once they find something, they will exchange and discuss with each other.

Therefore, although the people of Xiliang do not have top-level skills, they have a very solid foundation. "

"As for the Rakshasa Sect, because it is a killer organization, not many parts are exposed to the outside world, and no one even knows the real location of the Rakshasa Sect.

If it wasn't for the fact that during the battle between Dayong and Xiliang, the Raksha Sect often assisted Xiliang in the battle, and during the war, they did not accept the business of assassinating high-level officials in Xiliang, and people would not know that the Raksha Sect was in Xiliang. "

"Apart from these five sects, there are three other sects that cannot be regarded as sects, but they are also not to be messed with.

One is the Chongwu Military Academy, which was used to train military officers during the Yong Dynasty. All military officers of our dynasty must enter the Chongwu Military Academy for further study.

One is the Demon Cult. The Demon Cult is not so much a sect as a small country.

The Demon Cult is located in the south of the Dayong Dynasty, and occupies a large territory by itself. The residents there are all Demon Cult believers. Babies are instilled with the teachings of the Demon Cult from birth. Children who grow up in this way can fight for the Demon Cult without hesitation when they grow up. sacrifice of life.

The Devil's Cult does not recruit disciples from the outside world, but takes in people from the world who have nowhere to go as thugs, no matter whether this person is originally a good or evil person, because there is nowhere to go.

These people are the main force of the Demon Cult's operations outside, because the composition of this group of personnel is complicated, and the image of the Demon Cult has always been both good and evil.But as long as someone has ideas about the Devil's Cult, they will never return.

The Devil's Cult is a forbidden place for people in the world, and it is also a shelter for homeless people.Recognized as the scariest place in the world.

The last place is Yunlou. "