Kaka is a cat?

I lay on my back in my yard basking in the sun, lazily licking my paws.Looking at the two tireless tennis fanatics, he wagged his tail feebly.The yellow ball moves at a speed and trajectory that is impossible for human eyes to capture. I am sure again that I have worn it to the world of net kings that I was most obsessed with during my loli period. in this way.

"Ah, where did Karubin go? Karubin!"

Hearing the female voice that I have been so familiar with for the past two months, the hair on my whole body trembled three times.

"Meow meow!……"

"Well, so you ran into the yard! It's time to take a bath, or Ryoma will think you are dirty at night, and I don't let you go to bed, I don't care about you!" by the gentle and virtuous mother Lunzi.

As you may have guessed, the two who are raging in physical strength are Xu Feigang, his own son Echizen Ryoma, and the legendary samurai Nanjiro, but they are just old men now.

"Carubin! Don't move around! You have to wipe your hair before going out after taking a shower, otherwise you will catch a cold! Hey! Do you hear me! Come back to me!"

"Meow! Meow! Meow!" That's right, it was me, or rather, Karubin, the Himalayan pet cat that Ryoma cares most about besides tennis.

In other words, a movie was released in 2009 - "2012". When I went to see it with my girlfriends, I still laughed at the prophecies of the Mayans. What is the end of the world?Facts have proved that just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't exist, once a person is unlucky, he can stuff his teeth with a sip of cold water!I clearly remember that on the night I was judged to be the end of the world, I was still discussing the issue of love between men and women with my girlfriends.

Guan Hu: "Now when I see two men and one woman together, I want to strangle that woman..."

Me: "...Your realm has improved again..."

Guan Hu: "I'm ashamed to get married, what should I do if the best man takes the groom away at the ceremony and says he's mine..."

Me: "You think too much, really..."

Guan Hu: "It is not necessarily because of love that a man and a woman get married, but it is because of love that two men get together!"

I (unbearable): "I know, age is not a problem, gender is not a problem, species is not a problem, even humans and beasts exist, do I still care about two men's bickering!"

Guan Hu: "You have even spoken out about humans and beasts, but you still care about it..."

I really don't care about humans and beasts, but...

I don't want to cross!I don't want to experience a beast by myself!What's more, I'm still that beast!So far I don't know how I wear it, is it really because of 2012?Or is it that the BG master really can't stand us two rotten girls and punish us?Ah, that damn girl, the first thing I do when I go back must be to burn all her precious BL comics!

Oh, by the way, what's the name of that dead girl?

I stopped my running body and let Lunzi toss my hair.But no matter how I think about it, there is only a blur in my mind, not only that, it seems that my name, my parents, my past, everything is like a layer of fog, no matter how close I am, I just can’t see clearly.

Ah, it hurts!

Lunzi picked me up and said grimly, "You little brat! You are becoming more and more disobedient! Why can't you be more obedient!" My face was full of jealousy.I knew that the most dark-bellied person in this family was definitely this gentle and virtuous mother Lunzi.Hey, it's terrible!

"Mom! I want to eat grilled fish!"

My eyes lit up, and I quickly jumped into the arms of the Echizen boy with a "swish", Sao Nian, you saved me!

"I can't help it! You and the old man should take a shower quickly, and I'll cook!"

I nestled in Mr. 151's arms, surrounded by the unique fresh smell of teenagers, dry and comfortable, without the unpleasant smell of ordinary boys after exercising.I silently complained in my heart, hey, isn't it possible that even the unpleasant smell won't appear in the anime world?

"Haha! Brat, you've made great progress recently! You learned a lot in Qingxue! But if you want to win against me, you still have to be Madamadadane!"

"Hmph! Old man, sooner or later I will defeat you!"

I stared blankly at the boy's amber cat eyes, which were full of pride and were as dazzling as the sun. His dark green hair lined his exquisite face. At this moment, I seemed to see him years later, playing on the court. An invincible man, like an emperor.Suddenly, my heart beat violently, thump-thump-thump, I thought, maybe the estrus period of this body is coming soon.However, what followed was a convulsive tearing pain, "Meow!" My paws clenched tightly on Ryoma's clothes, he looked down at me, and asked a little worriedly: "Are you starving?" ?”

"Cut! Brat, if you have that skill, you might as well worry about chasing girls. Dad, I am now worried about whether any girls will marry you in the future!"

"Hmph! Madamadadane!"

Strange, it doesn't hurt anymore, is the compatibility between soul and body not good enough?

At night, I looked at the grilled fish in the Echizen boy's bowl sadly, gnawed on my cat food, and nestled in the corner, meowing.

"Karubin has eaten very little these days, could he be sick? Do you want to see a veterinarian?" by Nanako

The Echizen boy glanced at me with his big cat eyes, and took out the grilled fish from his own bowl and put it in mine.I was so happy that I meowed twice, licked his calloused palm, and ate happily.

"Ah, you are so uncute as a teenager. You care more about Carubin than you do about your father. My father and I are hurt... woo woo woo..."

"Ana, can't you keep your mouth shut after eating?"

"Ah, Miss Lunzi, calm down, calm down..."

I licked my paws, actually, this is pretty good too.