Wenhao is my vest

【Osamu Dazai】Shaking his clothes, he patted the last piece of broken glass on his shoulder to the ground.

Unlike [Edogawa Ranpo] who was originally a Caster, so he could still use some basic magic after becoming an Alterego, [Dazai Osamu]'s class has always been an Assassin whose ability is more inclined to stealth and assassination.

So he couldn't deploy a basic defensive barrier like [Edogawa Ranpo], but could only use his body to fight the chandelier falling from the ceiling.

Although for the heroic spirit, there is not even a [-]% chance of being injured by an attack of this level, but [Osamu Dazai] felt that his heart was extremely hurt.

Not to mention that he can only shoot the broken glass off his body by himself.

However, [Edogawa Ranpo] has never been loved by colleagues.He didn't even look at [Dazai Osamu]'s bewildered expression, and directly dialed Shiga Naoya's number with the other party's mobile phone.

——Of course, this is just pretending. In fact, Shiga Naoya set off from Ikebukuro and rushed over to Tokyo the moment the chandelier fell.

However, the first ones to arrive at the restaurant were not the members of the "Bungo Association", but the ambulance that rushed to the scene to rescue the injured after receiving a call from the police officer.

【Edogawa Ranpo】Watching the doctors and nurses lift the stretcher and carry away the waiter who was almost cut through the main artery by the fragments of the vase, he finally spoke to 【Osamu Dazai】: "Dazai-kun, you should go first leave."

【Osamu Dazai】With tears in his eyes: "I..."

"If you feel scared," [Edogawa Ranpo] interrupted his unfinished words, "I can let the others send you back."

He thought for a while: "If it's me who is 1.9 meters tall, then I should feel safe, right?"

【Osamu Dazai】Almost fainted from anger: "...I'm not afraid! Mr. Ranpo, your words are getting worse and worse!"

【Edogawa Ranpo】The face is very sincere: "I'm sorry. Because my husband always talks like this—ah, shouldn't this be the topic now?"

He waved his hand: "Just like you think, Dazai-kun. I'm not worried that you will be unlucky and die because of luck E, but I'm worried that if you are here, even if Shiga-kun arrives There is no way to suppress the natural disasters and man-made disasters along the way.”

【Osamu Dazai】Tears flowed out in a flash: "...I knew it! Mr. Ranpo, none of you in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is worthy of respect! A bunch of bastards!"

【Edogawa Ranpo】Hehe smiled: "Although I don't mind you scolding me, but there is still a gentleman in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs... No."

He blinked: "I am so young, how can I be a member of the "Writer Association"?"

[Osamu Dazai] lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "It's even more annoying than Mr. Shiga's unconsciousness..."

【Edogawa Ranpo】Come closer and tug on his sleeve: "Then do you think I hate it more, or Mishima hates it more?"

【Osamu Dazai】"Ah", and was about to seriously think about the problem of 【Edogawa Ranpo】, but he accidentally pulled him to the side.

Then, in the eyes of Komaeda Nagito and the police officer, [Dazai Osamu] hit the corner of the dining table with his lower back so hard that it hit the wall with a "bang".

Then, the chandelier with only the upper half of the ceiling fell down again.

【Edogawa Ranpo】: "..."

He reacted very quickly, and put an enchantment on both himself and Komaeda Nagito on the spot.

Then, apart from the sound of glass falling to the ground, there was silence.

【Osamu Dazai】Shaking his head vigorously, and after throwing out all the broken glass in his hair, he opened his mouth in a sinister way: "Mr. Ranpo..." He said with a sad face, "Why can't you help me block it by the way! !!"

【Edogawa Ranpo】The answer is: "Because you are very powerful, Dazai-kun, so you don't need my protection, right?"

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

After taking a slow and deep breath, he said angrily, "Obviously you just scolded me before, saying that my abilities are not top-notch!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] looked down at the time on the phone: "Ah, more than ten minutes have passed, Shiga-kun may be arriving soon."

[Osamu Dazai] can’t really attack [Edogawa Ranpo]—not to mention that attacking a child’s appearance of a heroic spirit will cause other people to have strange misunderstandings, the most important thing is that the person who controls this body is really not He himself, Aoki Araya would most likely not attack 【Edogawa Ranpo】.

So he could only be helpless and furious: "Listen to what others say, Mr. Ranpo!!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Indifferent, but turned to look at Komaeda Nagito who was standing aside, who had been silent all this time: "Komaeda-kun."

Komaeda Nagito's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand to wave: "What's wrong? Mr. Ranpo."

【Osamu Dazai】Standing behind 【Edogawa Ranpo】sarcastically: "There is no need to add 'Mr.', right?"

【Edogawa Ranpo】Smile and answer: "Go to hell."

After [Osamu Dazai] became depressed again because of this sentence, he continued to say to Komaeda Nagito: "You should have lost another job now?"

Komaeda Nagito replied almost self-deprecatingly: "Yes. But this kind of thing is commonplace for me, Mr. Ranpo doesn't need to care too much about people like me."

He added: "Even if I end up sleeping in a bridge hole, I have experienced more difficult situations than this, so it is actually no problem to barely survive."

【Edogawa Ranpo】Holding his face in both hands, with a regretful expression: "It's so pitiful..."

【Osamu Dazai】Speaking out: "Mr. Ranpo, do you think that among the people present now, there is no one who believes what you said?"

Nagito Komaeda scratched his cheek: "Haha. How come? Mr. Ranpo's acting skills are indeed flawless in my opinion."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Listen. You have been secretly ridiculed by Komaeda Nagito-kun."

[Edogawa Ranpo] changed to the action of a meditator: "Mr. Dazai, do you really want to keep provoking me? You are not afraid of retribution later, and you will be confused by the hot food as soon as you go out." face?"

【Osamu Dazai】Answered in a confident tone: "I'm pretty sure that you won't suffer any retribution against someone like you, Mr. Ranpo."

[Edogawa Ranpo] raised his eyebrows: "But you will suffer all kinds of retaliation."

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

He said with difficulty: "Mr. Ranpo, I didn't say anything just now."

[Edogawa Ranpo] snorted coldly, was about to continue communicating with Komaeda Nagito, but seemed to notice something, raised his head together with [Dazai Osamu], and glanced outside the window of the private room.

【Osamu Dazai】Reluctantly said: "Mr. Shiga is here."

【Edogawa Ranpo】Nodded: "That's right." He turned around and gave Komaeda Nagito and the police officer a sweet smile, "That's fine, let Shiga-kun handle this matter, after all He is the orthodox member of the Foreign Office."

[Osamu Dazai] Tucao: "...letting Mr. Shiga negotiate will only lead to more serious consequences than Mr. Ranpo's negotiation?"

【Edogawa Ranpo】smiled and said, "It's none of my business what the 'British Association' will become. If it wasn't because of Mr., how could I obey Araya's orders?"

[Osamu Dazai] Then complained: "Dead Tsundere."

Aoki Araya could feel that after hearing the words of [Dazai Osamu], the spirit foundation of [Edogawa Ranpo] could be said to be really angry from embarrassment——

After all, to a certain extent, Aoki Araya, one of the parties talked about by the two of them, has always been there.

[Edogawa Ranpo] Turned his face on the spot: "An idiot who has no merits except for his mouth, believe it or not, I will kill you."

[Osamu Dazai] subconsciously took two steps back before realizing the fact: "Mr. Ranpo, your ability is not biased towards combat, not to mention that you were a Caster before, so you can't kill me at all!"

After he realized this, he immediately got carried away: "Hmph, don't try to threaten me in this way again, you—"

Shiga Naoya strode into the box with a curious expression on his face: "I heard your chat content in the corridor, are you performing a drama?"

[Osamu Dazai] Immediately changed his words: "Mr. Ranpo, I was wrong!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Silently retracted the hand that had touched the edge of the table, stopped the urge to hit people with the table, turned around, and greeted Shiga Naoya with a sweet smile: "Shiga-kun! It's been a long time No see, I miss you so much!"

Shiga Naoya hugged [Edogawa Ranpo], and replied with a bright face: "Ranpo-kun, I miss you so much too!"

【Osamu Dazai】Looking at the classic scene of true feelings versus falsehoods between these two people in front of him, he quietly took two steps towards the corner, hoping that Shiga Naoya could see that he didn't want to talk to him, and stop coming to say hello.

It's a pity that Shiga Naoya has never understood other people's faces since he was promoted to Heroic Spirit.

So his next move is to put down [Edogawa Ranpo] and wave to [Dazai Osamu]: "Dazai, long time no see, I miss you too!"

【Osamu Dazai】shrunk even harder: "...Forget it, I don't want to see you at all."

"Hey, as expected, Dazai still doesn't like to communicate with me at all..." Shiga Naoya puffed up his cheeks, and shook his upper body in a very low mood, "Why is this happening? Even if he became a Heroic Spirit, he couldn't let go of the past of those things?"

[Osamu Dazai] Wishing I could be a mushroom now: "Mr. Shiga, the problem is more because you don't have even a little self-knowledge."

【Edogawa Ranpo】Laughed loudly: "Dazai-kun is really not polite to Shiga-kun at all."

【Osamu Dazai】There is an ominous premonition.

【Edogawa Ranpo】continues to say: "From this point of view, it may just be that he doesn't want to admit that he has a good relationship with you, Shiga-kun."

Shiga Naoya tilted his head: "Is that so?"

【Osamu Dazai】: "No way!"

"That's right," [Edogawa Ranpo] nodded to Shiga Naoya as if he didn't hear [Dazai Osamu]'s mournful cry, "So as long as you get along for a while, the situation should be much better."

He secretly made a suggestion: "For example, some physical intimate contact can effectively shorten the distance between the two..."

Shiga Naoya's eyes lit up: "Ride a bicycle!"

He said very proudly: "I have E-level riding skills!"

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

He took a deep breath, and tried his best not to fall down: "I have become a spiritual child, goodbye."

"Thank you, Ranpo-kun!" Shiga Naoya's mood index is obviously rising in a straight line, "To thank you, the next time you ride a bicycle, just the three of us will go together! I remember that Hyundai has multi-person bicycles coming?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] also took a deep breath: "...When Mister comes back, let him take action to erase this memory of Shiga-kun directly."

Shiga Naoya had question marks all over his face: "Ranpo-kun, Dazai, what are you two talking about?"

"Sorry to bother you a little bit." Komaeda Nagito said suddenly, "Although I don't need to pay special attention to what people like me say, but don't tell me the relationship between Dazai-san and Shiga-san is bad?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Laughing like a cat who stole a snack: "Komaeda-kun, do you want to know?"

Komaeda Nagito scratched his face, and replied a little shyly: "It seems that Mr. Ranpo has understood what I mean... You are indeed a member of the "Bungo Association", and I imagined, no,"

His expression became obviously excited: "Much more talented than I imagined! I didn't expect to meet three legendary characters just at the cost of losing my job.... I'm so touched! "

【Osamu Dazai】 There was another chill: "Hey, what is going on with this man."

Different from [Dazai Osamu]'s reaction that favored ordinary people, [Edogawa Ranpo]'s response can be called indifferent: "Thank you. But to be honest, Komaeda-kun, you brought us bad news that couldn't be worse Well, so I hope you can cooperate with Shiga-kun a little bit from now on."

Nagito Komaeda lowered his head: "...I understand. A person like me can actually influence you all. Apart from fear, I dare not have any other unnecessary emotions."

【Edogawa Ranpo】Speechless: "..."

He turned his head and looked at Shiga Naoya who looked out of the situation: "Shiga-kun, I'll leave it to you from now on."

Shiga Naoya had more question marks on his head: "So what happened?"

The police officer took a step forward and finally said: "Hello," he said nervously, "A murder case just happened in this restaurant."

Shiga Naoya let out a "wow": "Is there someone else in this room? I didn't even notice!"

police officer:"………"

He dared not speak out.

It took two seconds for Shiga Naoya to realize what the police officer meant: "Another murder case? Could it be that..."

He suddenly turned his head and looked at 【Osamu Dazai】.

【Osamu Dazai】raised his hand and slowly covered his face.

The police officer continued: "Then, Mr. Dazai Osamu of the 'Bungo Association' is considered to be one of the suspects in the murder case."

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

Shiga Naoya: "..."

Half a minute later, [Osamu Dazai] scolded shamefully and angrily: "Mr. Shiga, don't we have magnets with north and south poles installed on our faces!"

Shiga Naoya then withdrew his gaze: "...I just didn't expect it."

He said in an almost amazed tone: "I just didn't expect that with Dazai's luck, he would really be accused of being a murderer."

[Osamu Dazai] became even more angry: "It's just a suspect, not a murderer! Besides, didn't you say that I'm likely to be framed at the dessert shop?!"

Shiga Naoya said straightforwardly, "Am I just joking?"

【Osamu Dazai】I really want to hit someone—but with Shiga Naoya's luck, whether I can hit him or not is a matter of two: "I can't see that you are joking!!!"

"I'm sorry," Naoya Shiga apologized very sincerely, and immediately chatted with the policeman, "Mr. Police Officer, Dazai can't be the murderer."

The policeman frowned: "This kind of words..."

Suddenly his cell phone rang again.

The police saw that it was their boss who called again.

He pressed the connect button and communicated with the other side.

After a while, he hung up the phone, and after a long silence, he said: "The doctor who performed the operation found a bloody murder weapon in the pocket of the waiter's shirt just now, and only his fingerprints were on it."

"However, even though the waiter is the murderer..." the policeman added, "Komaeda-kun still has to pay the medical bills."

Komaeda Nagito smiled wryly "haha" twice: "This is really unfortunate..."

"Ah, it's okay." [Edogawa Ranpo] poked his head out from behind Shiga Naoya, "Our "Bungo Association"..." He paused, and emphasized the pronunciation, "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has always It's very rich."

【Osamu Dazai】I think he is connoting himself again.

【Edogawa Ranpo】smiled and said, "I guess, Komaeda-kun, for some reason, you are probably homeless right now?"

Komaeda Nagito admitted frankly: "That's right. Mr. Ranpo is really smart."

[Edogawa Ranpo] nodded his chin: "How about this? We will help Komaeda-kun to pay the medical expenses in advance, and Komaeda-kun will follow our arrangement, how about staying with the people of the "British Association" temporarily? "

Nagito Komaeda readily agreed: "It is a great fortune to be able to live with everyone in the "Bungo Association"! If such a good thing is rejected by me without knowing what to do, it will be a heinous crime."

【Osamu Dazai】: "...Why are you not vigilant at all, are you not afraid that our organization will take you for human experiments?"

Nagito Komaeda waved his hand indifferently: "If things really develop as Mr. Dazai said, it will be a misfortune that can completely offset this luck."

"In short, this matter must be resolved immediately." Aoki Araya said, "After all, the ability of Komaeda-kun is completely different from this world based on magic power, and it is likely to lead to the accelerated destruction of the world. ... Ahhh!!"

Before he finished speaking, [Edogawa Ranpo] suddenly sneezed.

In an instant, the spirit bases of the three heroic spirits present were all lost in confusion:

So it turns out that Heroic Spirits also get colds?

Before they had a good discussion on this topic, [Edogawa Ranpo] sneezed several times in a row.

[Osamu Dazai]'s spirit foundation quickly considered the worst-case scenario: Mr. Ranpo is not going to die, is he? !

Then, he also sneezed.

【Osamu Dazai】: "...???"

At the same time, he found a long-lasting drowsiness in his head.

——This feeling is exactly the same as his cold and fever symptoms when he was a human.

but. 【Osamu Dazai】I thought: at least Mr. Shiga hasn’t started yet...

Before he finished thinking, he heard Shiga Naoya also sneezed.

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

He fell into panic instantly, and screamed at Aoki Araya: "Araya! Is the heroic spirit going to die?!"

After two full seconds, Aoki Araya still didn't reply him.

At this time, [Osamu Dazai] realized that Aoki Araya hadn't responded to him since he sneezed.

【Osamu Dazai】Can't help but panic for a moment.

However, he quickly reacted: If Aoki Araya really had a serious problem, then the three bodies on his side would have been forced to go offline long ago.

Therefore, the problem should probably not be too big.

Sure enough, after waiting for another half a minute, Aoki Araya finally responded to him: "Sorry... I was not in a good state just now, and I accidentally cut off the communication channel with the spirit foundation."

【Osamu Dazai】Quickly asked: "What happened?"

Aoki Araya was silent for a while: "...Didn't I go to Antarctica?"

【Osamu Dazai】: "Yes."

Aoki Araya: "...The South Pole is very cold, Dazai-kun, you know about this, right?"

【Osamu Dazai】: "...?"

Aoki Araya concluded: "So I accidentally caught a cold... No, I had a fever."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Ah."

He asked dully, "Does Alaya catch a cold too?"

"No." [Osamu Dazai] heard Araya Aoki laugh, "In essence, I didn't catch a cold from Antarctica...it's a problem that this world is gradually weakening. That's why this situation has 'infected' you body."

[Osamu Dazai] let out a sigh of relief: "Then it will be fine as before...? Will maintaining our presence put pressure on you?"

Aoki Araya was two seconds late before replying to him with a muffled voice: "...No, it won't. But it's better for you guys to go offline first."

【Osamu Dazai】 asked in doubt: "Why? Seeing Mr. Ranpo's appearance, we can't let this Komaeda Nagito go, can we?"

"...You are right." Aoki Araya replied.

【Osamu Dazai】Added: "Since our present world won't cause pressure on you, it's fine to continue...Although it is true that people in an organization are sneezing, it is easy to suspect that there is some kind of infectious disease."

Aoki Araya: "That's not the problem."

【Osamu Dazai】Confused: "...?"

"How should I put it?" Aoki Araya took a deep breath, "This state may last for a while, until Komaeda Nagito is sent back to the original world... That is to say, in terms of fighting, your reactions will become less A little dull."

【Osamu Dazai】: "There is no one in this world who is more powerful than a heroic spirit, right? At least not yet."

The only thing that might get in the way is Gojo Satoru.However, his position is generally biased towards the position of "Association of Writers".

Aoki Araya: "... not just in combat."

He decided to be frank: "It also includes the part of neural response speed."

"That is to say," Aoki Araya sighed, "You may become stupid... especially Po-kun and Ranpo-kun, I think they may not be able to accept this."