Wenhao is my vest

When Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo led a bouncing boy into the detective agency, Nakajima Atsushi couldn't help but say:

"Mr. Dazai, you are..." After following me, you finally couldn't help picking someone back?

Osamu Dazai could see what Atsushi Nakajima was thinking at a glance, and waved to him: "Oh, unlike you, Atsushi-kun, he is a big trouble."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Eh?" He paused for a moment, then said cautiously, "Could it be that this child... has more uncontrollable abilities than me at the time?"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes before replying, "Atsu-kun, there is nothing wrong with your statement."

Atsushi Nakajima was about to believe what Osamu Dazai said, and a second before he spoke to [Edogawa Ranpo] who was wandering around in the detective agency, Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, and couldn't bear it: "Dazai, this In this situation, can you stop joking?"

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked: "'This time'?! Is there another major event that will threaten the entire armed detective agency?"

It can’t be blamed for his first reaction. After all, since Atsushi Nakajima joined the Armed Detective Agency, the Moby Dick incident, the leak of the existence of supernatural beings, and the co-phagia incident, all kinds of things superimposed made him feel that he was These few months seem to have passed for several years.

Now, Kunikida Doppo also realized that there was something wrong with his statement.He coughed to hide the embarrassment in his heart: "No, this child should not be a big deal..."

Atsushi Nakajima, who has seen countless flags, couldn't believe it: "Should?"

Osamu Dazai sneered twice, and said to Atsushi Nakajima, "That's right. Atsushi-kun, did you watch the live broadcast of the Suzuki Foundation last night?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked confused: "Suzuki Foundation? What is that?"

This question is too embarrassing for him, who just came out of the orphanage not long ago.

Kunikida Doppo sighed: "I knew... that's why I chose to explain to Atsushi in detail."

Atsushi Nakajima took a step back, with an aggrieved expression on his face: "Eh? Did I do something wrong again?"

Quan Jinghua suddenly appeared behind him, and said quietly: "Dun did nothing wrong."

"That's right, that's right! Atsushi did nothing wrong. If anyone did something wrong, it must be the fault of Kunikida, who tried to explain things away!" Osamu Dazai clapped his hands, ignoring the roar at his side "Dazai, you idiot!" Doppo Kunikida explained to Atsushi Nakajima with a smile, "The Suzuki Foundation is just like its name, a very famous consortium!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

This explanation is really, the slightest useless.

"Because the Suzuki Foundation is not important," Izumi Jinghua glanced deeply at the child who went straight to Edogawa Ranpo's desk. Stolen by monsters."

Osamu Dazai applauded: "It turns out that Xiao Jinghua watched the live broadcast last night!"

Quan Jinghua responded in a low voice.

Atsushi Nakajima was puzzled: "Then what does this matter have to do with this child? Could it be that he is from the Suzuki Foundation?"

"On the contrary!" Osamu Dazai called "Ranpo-kun!", "He is the phantom thief who stole the gem from the Suzuki consortium!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Turning around, he replied in a very uncomfortable manner: "Why? Don't you serve snacks when you entertain guests?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

He pointed and puffed his face, no matter how naive [Edogawa Ranpo] looked: "Him? Phantom thief?"

Quan Jinghua whispered: "That's right. It's him. Because the ability is very tricky, I can't remember it wrong."

Dazai Osamu laughed twice: "It's better to say that it's because Ranpo-kun's ability is somewhat similar to that of Mr. Mori, and you have such a deep memory, Xiao Jinghua, right?"

Quan Jinghua lowered her head and did not answer.But Atsushi Nakajima, who was especially familiar with her, knew that this reaction showed that Osamu Dazai had guessed right.

However, the main point of his concern is: "Ranbu Lord?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] propped up the table, and sat down on the table of Edogawa Ranpo under the gaze of several people: "Yes. My name is 'Edogawa Ranpo'. At work Outside of time, please don't call me 'Phantom Thief with Twenty Faces'."

"Oh," the boy propped his chin and sighed, "it's really annoying. Why do I have to introduce myself every time I meet someone?"

Because he was not familiar with it, Atsushi Nakajima reacted after being stunned for a moment: "'British Association'?!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Tilted his head: "It's so annoying. I don't want to explain to you, just do whatever you think."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...?" The kid has a bad attitude.

Osamu Dazai approached him, and said softly, "Dun-kun, you don't think he is cute at all, right? I really don't know how the "British Association" usually teaches children."

Atsushi Nakajima dare not speak ill of him in front of others.

So, he just smiled awkwardly: "Mr. Dazai, why is this... Edogawa Ranpo-kun," he said with some difficulty, "will go back to the Armed Detective Agency with you two? "

When mentioning this matter, Kunikida Doppo became furious: "Hmph. It's not because Dazai, an idiot, insists on going into the water."

After listening to Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu's explanation, Nakajima was taken aback: "So he insisted on following you two back to the detective agency in the middle of the chat?"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin: "Hmm...Maybe it's because I'm attracted by my personality charm? No, it's better to say, this should be the only possibility."

【Edogawa Ranpo】: "Ugh."

Osamu Dazai: "... Ranpo-kun, what noise did you just make?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] let out a disdainful "ha" and repeated: "I said, I vomit."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Kunikida began to applaud.

Osamu Dazai couldn't believe it: "Have all the children of this age become like this?"

After this battle, Kunikida Doppo has already put on a filter for [Edogawa Ranpo]: "It is a good habit to speak out. And I think the problem should be Dazai yourself."

Atsushi Nakajima shrank back, not daring to speak.

[Edogawa Ranpo] questioned: "No matter how I think about it, I can't follow you two just because of a 'Dazai Osamu'?"

Kunikida Doppo nodded in agreement: "That's right, that's true."

Osamu Dazai wailed: "Kunikida-kun~! Why are you so harsh on me suddenly? Aren't we two good partners who love each other?!"

Kunikida Doppo was unmoved, and responded indifferently: "After becoming a partner with you, I lost at least 20 years of my life."

Unlike several other people, Quan Jinghua has always maintained a state of vigilance: "Then why did you come to the detective agency?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Eyes wide open, he slapped the desk below him hard: "Because someone said that I made him very uncomfortable with my height of 1.9 meters!"

Osamu Dazai: "It doesn't matter whether you are tall or short, as long as you mention height, it is your hot spot?"

【Edogawa Ranpo】Squinting his eyes, he gave Dazai a warning glance: "No, that's because I'm only eight years old. So I have the right to make trouble with adults unreasonably."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

A few seconds later, he sighed and said, "I'm so envious."

"If I were a child," the black-haired man fell into an uncontrollable imagination, "Even if Kunikida-kun invited me to eat canned crab meat every day, he wouldn't be able to help me."

Kunikida pushed his glasses, and replied seriously: "No, children can't eat canned food all at once, it's not nutritious."

Osamu Dazai woke up immediately: "Forget it. Anyway, Kunikida-kun has to invite me to dinner now."

Kunikida Doppo's fist hardened.

Osamu Dazai suddenly sneered twice, and said in a deep voice, "Ranbu-kun, do you know the disadvantages of minors?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] "Huh?" in doubt.

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and clicked on the address book on it: "That is, as long as I don't like you, I can contact your parents immediately."

[Edogawa Ranpo] Unbelievable: "Do you have Mr.'s phone number?!"

Obviously he didn't get it himself!

Aoki Araya could feel that [Edogawa Ranpo]'s spirit base had already begun to consider the feasibility of killing Osamu Dazai on the spot.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai is also a smart person: "No," he replied immediately, "I just have Tsushima... Dazai-kun's phone number, but his mobile phone is always in Po-kun's hands."

"I see!" [Edogawa Ranpo] clapped his hands enthusiastically, "Then I'll kill Dazai-kun!"

Atsushi Nakajima panicked: "...Are you serious?"

He still remembers Shuji Tsushima who suddenly appeared when he was fighting Fitzgerald.

No matter how strong the opponent looked at, it didn't look like he could be killed casually.

[Edogawa Ranpo] smiled heartily: "If Dazai-kun can kneel down, weep bitterly to express repentance, and swear to Akutagawa-kun's spirit base that he will never do this again, maybe I can barely Strongly forgive him this time, okay?"

Atsushi Nakajima quietly moved a few steps away from [Edogawa Ranpo].

However, after a while, Osamu Dazai frowned when he received the email reply.

[Edogawa Ranpo] Grabbed a candy bag on the desk, and pinched it down casually: "What's wrong?"

Kunikida Doppo exclaimed in shock, "What are you doing?!"

That's Mr. Ranpo's table and snacks!

Osamu Dazai said depressedly: "The person who replied to me was not Po-kun."

"That's really great," [Edogawa Ranpo] replied eccentrically, "If Mister replied to you, maybe I'd be so angry that I couldn't help but attack you."

Osamu Dazai also understood [Edogawa Ranpo]'s twisted character, and knew that his attitude was actually expressing his disappointment at not being able to contact [Ellen Poe].

So he added another sentence: "It's Dazai-kun."

[Edogawa Ranpo] Listlessly squeezed the snack bag again: "Oh."

The double standard is justifiable.

Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but yelled again: "Wait, stop!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Squeeze hard, but ruthlessly refuse: "No."

"I should have said wait!" Atsushi Nakajima felt that he was probably the only one present who was still concerned about this issue. "Since he is a strange thief, does that mean he actually stole something?"

【Edogawa Ranpo】sighs: "Oh. Araya won't tell me where my husband is right now..."

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Your guardian is really irresponsible."

【Edogawa Ranpo】glared at him angrily: "You say it again?"

Osamu Dazai made a zipper motion to his mouth, expressing that he would not speak ill of [Ellen Poe] again.

Atsushi Nakajima is desperate for the status quo that no one cares about: "So what should we do now? If we don't go to the police, will the police think that we are harboring criminals?!"

Kunikida Doppo was silent for a while: "But."

[Edogawa Ranpo] Tilted his head, "Yeah!" He said, "Your Dazai-san is now my accomplice!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "...?"

He turned his head slowly and looked at the nonchalant Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Dazai...?" What good thing have you done?

Then, he watched helplessly as Osamu Dazai reached into the pocket of the windbreaker and took out a huge sapphire.

Atsushi Nakajima was about to faint.

Kunikida Doppo covered his face and sighed: "So it is impossible for us to call the police—before Dazai handed over this gem to the police."

Dazai Osamu let out a surprised "Hey": "Why do you have to hand it in? This is a gem I got with my strength! With it, I can eat and wear for the rest of my life!"

Kunikida said helplessly: "With your ability to sell Mr. Ranpo's whereabouts to the other party... ah."

He suddenly realized something, looked at [Edogawa Ranpo]: "You are not waiting for Mr. Ranpo to come back, are you?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Picking up a bag of potato chips, he lazily said, "Kunikida-kun's reaction is really slow."

Kunikida Doppo gasped: "Then you still..." Start with Mr. Ranpo's most important snacks!

Osamu Dazai poked Kunikida's arm: "Kunikida-kun, sometimes you shouldn't say everything you think in your heart so frankly. After all, it is very common for adults to pretend to be blind in the social system. An important part."

Kunikida Doppo couldn't help asking: "...Really?"

Osamu Dazai nodded quickly: "Of course it is true! Such important knowledge, quickly record it in your pocket book!"

Atsushi Nakajima complained: "Mr. Dazai, why did you say 'pretend not to see Mr. Ranpo's snacks are being poisoned' so profoundly."

Osamu Dazai hated iron and steel very much: "Atsu-kun, Kunikida-kun is the kind of fool who will believe you unconditionally as soon as you show a big reason. You have joined the detective agency for so long, and you haven't seen it yet. ?"

Kunikida Doppo stopped writing on the notebook, and broke the pen in his hand: "...Tai, Zai, Zhi!!!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] After jumping off the table, he sat down on the chair next to him and picked up a new bag of potato chips.

Atsushi Nakajima's left ear heard Kunikida Doppo's angry roar, and his right ear heard the sound of [Edogawa Ranpo] pinching a bag of potato chips as if counting down the clock.

He lowered his head, sat back to his seat, and proposed to Quan Jinghua: "Jinghua, let's play backgammon."

Quan Jinghua said "Yes" and sat down opposite him silently.

……

In the midst of extreme anger, Edogawa Ranpo only thought about it for a while, and then he understood who was sitting next to his desk.

He stepped forward angrily, and ordered loudly: "Put down the snacks for me!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] pursed his mouth, and threw the bag back on the table: "This me, since we are all the same body..."

"Don't call me 'I'!" Edogawa Ranpo waved his paw like a cat with blown hair, "A detective will not admit that you are my counterpart! Waste of snacks Worse than bullying Mr. Po! I will never forgive you!"

Edgar Allan Poe: "..." His mood was so sad.

A male voice came to everyone's ears along with the sound of pulling the door: "What's wrong?"

Everyone turned around and saw Fukuzawa Yukichi standing at the door of the president's office.

The white-haired man looked at Edogawa Luanbu, and calmly added: "Ranbu, I heard you yelling just now."

After Edogawa Ranpo saw Fukuzawa Yukichi, his attitude became even more arrogant.

He raised his finger and pointed straight at the innocent [Edogawa Ranpo] sitting on the chair: "President, this guy stole my snacks!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] Denies: "I didn't steal it!"

He was also aggressive and confident: "I'm just playing with your snacks!"

Edogawa Ranpo became even more angry: "Then you are wasting food, which is worse than stealing food!"

【Edogawa Ranpo】Blinking eyes.

After a while, he said: "Didn't I just say that? As a peer, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. We are essentially the same person, right?"

Edogawa ranpo sneered—he was not so easily persuaded.What's more, he still has a way to deal with this child: "Then according to what you mean, 'Sir' is also my thing?"

[Edogawa Ranpo] widened his eyes: "It's not...!"

He gritted his teeth and turned his eyes between Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo: "Then your 'President' is mine too!"

Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his face and retorted loudly: "The president is nothing!"

[Edogawa Ranpo] also puffed his cheeks: "Mr. is not yours!"

The volume in the Armed Detective Agency quickly reached the highest decibel in recent months amidst the quarrel between the two.

When the two were about to fight, Fukuzawa Yukichi finally lowered his voice and called, "Ranbu."

Edogawa Ranpo turned his head full of grievances: "President."

Fukuzawa Yuji paused, and temporarily changed the phrase: "Who is the guardian of this child?"

Ranpo Edogawa smiled happily: "It's Edgar Allan Poe from the 'Society of Writers'!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed: "Contact him."

"Already contacted," Dazai Osamu interrupted, shaking the phone in his hand, "But the person who replied to the email was not Po-kun."

He also sighed: "It's better to say, I'm a little worried, whether Dazai-kun can suppress this disorder."

"Of course there is no way."

Two different tones - one of which was rising, while the other could not stop revealing a depressed mood - immediately answered Dazai Osamu's words.

[Edogawa Ranpo] smiled and waved to the door: "Ah! Dazai-kun, long time no see! I really miss you!"

[Osamu Dazai] who appeared at the door at some time took a step back, and replied with a livid face: "The current situation is not because you want to kill me, but because you want to die."

[Edogawa Ranpo] Holding his face in his hands, he winked at him obediently.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency all know the white-haired young man who suddenly appeared at the door.

Fukuzawa Yukichi greeted him on behalf of all the staff: "Mr. Tsushima, long time no see."

[Osamu Dazai] Cover your eyes: "Mr. Fukuzawa, I'm sorry... I really don't have the face to face people now, please pretend that you don't see me, an incompetent guy."

Afterwards, he strode up to [Edogawa Ranpo], and asked, "Mr. Ranpo, what are you doing?! The Armed Detective Agency may be the only one in the world that is still holding on to us." Organized with a friendly attitude!!”

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Even he couldn't help but be surprised when he heard this sentence.

[Edogawa Ranpo] Turning his head away, let out a breath of disdain: "Ha."

【Osamu Dazai】Immediately took a few steps back: "Hey! I'm sorry Mr. Ranpo! I'm just here to pick you up, just think of me as a dumb person or a driver!"

All members of the Armed Detective Agency: "..."

The "Writer Association" is hopeless.

[Edogawa Ranpo] got off the chair, and walked up to [Dazai Osamu]'s side.

In the terrified eyes of the other party, he smiled and tugged on [Dazai Osamu]'s sleeve: "Dazai-kun, it's okay."

"I think it's very relevant..." Under the dangerous gaze of [Edogawa Ranpo], [Dazai Osamu] quickly changed his words, "Mr. Ranpo thinks it's okay, but please go back to Ikebukuro quickly! After all, diplomacy The Ministry’s base is still over there.”

Armed Detective Agency: "..."

Even the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. "Writer Association", is it okay?

【Osamu Dazai】Painfully said: "Just because you look like a child, Mr. Shiga and Mr. Po always indulge you so much... In the end, I was the one who got hurt the most every time. I really want to die..."

[Edogawa Ranpo] dragged [Osamu Dazai] to the window: "I said 'it doesn't matter' means Dazai-kun, you don't need to pick me up."

【Osamu Dazai】: "...?"

In his sight, a black luxury car slowly drove downstairs to the Armed Detective Agency.

【Osamu Dazai】: "...???"

[Edogawa Ranpo] stood on tiptoe, and patted [Dazai Osamu]'s arm pityingly: "Actually, I let the other me go to Ikebukuro yesterday."

【Osamu Dazai】Unable to hold back, he uttered the deepest cry in his heart:

"So you called people here just to persecute me?!"