Wenhao is my vest

As soon as Aoki Araya came out of the state of thinking, he found that Kishitani Shilla and Celty had already...

... started fighting.

It is not right to say that it is a fight, because as a human, Silla must have no power to fight back against Celti.

So after observing for a few seconds, Araya Aoki finally confirmed that Kishitani Shilla was simply being beaten by Celty.

And because Selti held his head in one hand, the scene looked unexpectedly funny.

He quickly manipulated Shiga Naoya, the peacemaker, to go over there: "What's the matter? You two have a good talk and don't fight!"

After Shiga Naoya abruptly separated the two of them, Celti let out a sneer: "I didn't expect Silla to hide the location of the head from me."

Shiga Naoya: "...Wait, Miss Celty. Did you have this attitude in front of us before?"

Obviously, he looks tall, cold, not easy to mess with, and doesn't like to talk!Why did it suddenly become like this now!

[Ellen Poe] couldn't help revealing a half-surprised look on his face: "When Miss Celty and I stayed together to discuss the end of mankind, it didn't seem to be the way of speaking."

Shiga Naoya: "...Why do you two discuss the end of mankind together?"

——Two non-human beings get together to talk about such a sensitive topic, and one of them is that [Ellen Poe]. It's hard not to make Shiga Naoya suspect that they suddenly want to destroy the world.

However, there is one person who can answer faster than [Ellen Poe].

Kishitani Shilla raised his head, and smiled terribly: "Sure enough, Celty treats me differently from you!"

Shiga Naoya uttered the same phrase again: "...Is your personality like this?"

He was so serious when he made the phone call.

Kishitani Shilla glanced at him and concluded: "Isn't it a proof of the love between us two that you are still seriously angry with me after taking your head back?"

Aoki Araya's mood at this time completely coincided with that of Shiga Naoya: "...Is this the legendary decline in IQ caused by falling in love? It's scary."

In fact, Celti almost calmed down after punching Kishitani Shilla a few times.When she heard Shiga Naoya's question, she answered him: "Before I took my head back and heard Silla's voice, I thought everything was okay..."

【Edge Allan Poe】: "Well, that's how it is."

Shiga Naoya repeated: "Is this the power of love? It's scary."

"But," Serti clenched his empty fist again, and sneered again, "this kind of thing happened, and Silla's attitude is still so unscrupulous!"

Naoya Shiga looked sternly, looking at Shilla Kishitani like a gold medal family mediator: "Doctor Kishitani?"

Kishitani Shilla's expression finally became serious: "As long as you can't find the head of Celti, you won't leave me, right?"

After Celty tore away Shiga Naoya who was between them, he punched Kishitani Shilla again: "For this reason? You clearly know how important the head is to me!"

Shiga Naoya who was suddenly pulled away like a chicken: "...?"

Even Aoki Araya couldn't help being speechless now.

——Mr. Shiga, you are so weak.

[Ellen Poe]'s spirit base still only wants to eat melons, so Araya Aoki just let him continue to stand aside: "Wow..."

Shiga Naoya: "...When you couples quarrel, you should respect me, an outsider!"

Kishitani Shilla: "Why should I care about you?"

Celty: "The two of us are not lovers! It's just an ordinary cohabitation relationship!"

... Shiga Naoya despaired of this vexatious world full of love brains.

However, the two quarreling will not stop because of one Shiga Naoya.

Kishitani Shilla: "But you are really going to leave, Celty? Let go of me who have lived with me for more than ten years—no, maybe these ten years are nothing to you—and then return to Ireland, Continue your 'death messenger' duties?"

Celti's point is: "Although I am indeed leaving...I didn't expect that you think that these ten years are meaningless to me."

【Ellen Poe】No matter what happened, Dadi raised a finger to Shiga Naoya and shook it: "Shiga-kun, this is the legendary bull's head and horse's mouth."

Shiga Naoya had a painful expression on his face: "So, Mr. Poe, are you satisfied now..."

[Ellen Poe]'s spiritual foundation is quite calm: "I just wanted to see what difference would happen after humans become mythical creatures, but now it's almost the same?"

While the two were discussing this topic, Araya Aoki heard that the scolding battle behind her had escalated from "Of course I want to go back" to "Selty, you just don't love me".

Shiga Naoya's spirit foundation was extremely anxious, so he sped up his speech: "It's okay to leave the matter to me after that, Mr. Poe!"

[Ellen Poe] smiled and nodded: "Shiga-kun has voluntarily helped me twice, he is really a good man."

Shiga Naoya breathed in and exhaled, and after saying "I'm preventing you from harming others", he turned his head and walked to the side of Celty and Kishitani Shilla who were arguing again.

Aoki Araya looked at Shiga Naoya's not-so-high-level "beautiful boy" skill on the panel, and considering the terrifying power of Lucky EX, he decided to give it a try first.

So when Kishitani Shilla's tone towards Celty finally softened a little bit, Shiga Naoya interjected:

"Are you two really not dating?"

Facing everyone else except Kai Silla, Celti returned to that tired attitude: "No."

Kishitani Shilla explained next to her: "Although I really want to, Celty is always unwilling."

After hearing this, Shiga Naoya suddenly realized: "I completely understand. The two of you turned out to be happy friends."

Serge raised his cold attitude and couldn't sustain it now: "? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Kishitani Shilla was very satisfied with this description: "Not bad. Shiga-kun, I like you a little bit now."

Shiga Naoya swore: "Generally speaking, at least one of the two people will not admit this fact. It seems that the two of you usually have a good relationship."

Celti was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy: "But no matter what, the matter between the two of us has nothing to do with you."

Shiga Naoya pondered: "Miss Celty, to you, ten years is just a blink of an eye, right?"

Selti paused, and replied vigilantly: "That's true, but what do you want to do with this matter?"

When she saw Seiji Yagiri being messed with by tentacles in the presidential suite before, she felt that these two would definitely not be normal people.

Shiga Naoya was confused: "Don't you like Dr. Kishitani?"

Celty: "...This has nothing to do with you."

Shiga Naoya has the style of a gold medal mediator: "Why does it have nothing to do with me? Of course, the more happy endings that can be achieved, the better!"

[Ellen Poe] interjected from the side: "After all, Shiga-kun is only 16 years old, and it's normal for this age to like to meddle in his own business."

It is true that Shiga Naoya, whose appearance and age have affected the spiritual base's mind: "...Mr. Poe, can you stop talking."

[Edgar Allan Poe] added: "It is also one of the signs of the rebellious period not to admit that one's age is actually young."

Shiga Naoya: "..."

He turned his head and decided to get straight to the point.

Shiga Naoya: "In fact, our "Bungo Association" can help Celty continue to preserve your head until a certain agreed time. Because of the special nature of your head, except for the foreigner-class heroic spirits, it should be disliked. Would be particularly interested in…”

Celty: "...are you playing me for a fool?"

You don't need to think about it to know that it is absolutely impossible for her to hand over her head again, right?

Facts have proved that Shiga Naoya still has brains: "It's just that Miss Celty, you want your own head, but you don't want to be separated from Dr. Kishitani, so isn't this compromise the best?"

Celti said she understood this truth, but she just didn't want to hand over her head.

Shiga Naoya touched his chin.

Then, under the watchful eyes of the three people present, he suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Celti with a pitiful face: "I just want to see your pretty face, is it really not possible?"

The terrifying combination of C-level beauty and lucky EX made Celti's thinking stop for a moment.

Shiga Naoya quickly stretched out his hand, and directly grabbed Serti's head from his arms.

At the moment when he touched the head, Shiga Naoya felt that there seemed to be some magic barrier, but before he could react, the barrier broke just at this moment due to the loss of magic power.

Aoki Araya: ... As expected of a lucky EX, not only did he successfully charm the Headless Horseman, who is already charming in his job, but also just avoided the barrier of the barrier.

Before Celty could react, Kishitani Shilla yelled angrily: "What are you doing?!"

Because he has long seen the charm effect of Celty's head on other people, Kishitani Shilla certainly understands what Shiga Naoya did just now——

"You actually seduced Celti in front of my face?!"

Shiga Naoya: "... Shouldn't the point be that I got my head back?"

Is this your attitude towards the benefactor who saved your love?

Kishitani Shilla finally realized: "Indeed. Thank you, Shiga-kun, I will give you free surgery if you ask me in the future."

Aoki Araya: ...No, it is impossible for a Heroic Spirit to undergo surgery.

After the head was snatched away, the condensed temperament on Celti's body completely disappeared, and he seemed extraordinarily alive.

She quickly took out the PDA and started typing: "Why are you grabbing it?!"

【Ellen Poe】Standing aside, he suddenly said: "Shiga-kun, if you are afraid of being snatched back, you can give the head to me for safekeeping first."

After saying this, he suggested to Celty: "I think it would be better for you to get your head back when the stars are back in place-Miss Celty, you were fine before that." what need to do."

"The most important thing is," he said with a smile, "if I make Orihara-kun unhappy because of this incident, I will lose a lot."

Celti instantly divided part of the hatred on Orihara Rinya's head.

On the other side, Shiga Naoya hastily walked back to [Ellen Poe], and was about to hand his head over to him: "Mr. Poe, please..."

In the middle of speaking, he stopped suddenly.

【Edgar Allan Poe】smiled and asked him, "What's the matter?"

Shiga Naoya was very perceptive: "Mr. Poe, don't you think that you can use this head as a sacrifice for summoning the gods in the future?"

【Ellen Poe】: "How could I do such a thing? Shiga-kun, do you think I'm such a shameless guy?"

Shiga Naoya immediately replied: "That's right."

"—No, sure enough, it's safer to give this head to Mr. Dazai, at least the Armed Forces will not use it as a sacrificial object."

[Ellen Poe] didn't force it, and turned to look at Celty: "Miss Celty should feel at ease now, Shiga-kun is still very reliable."

Only then did I hear that [Ellen Poe] wanted to use his head to summon Celti, the evil god: ...but I can't rest assured.

【Ellen Poe】It’s just talking casually: “Afterwards, Dr. Kishitani will be responsible for comforting Miss Celty, and it has nothing to do with us—by the way, Shiga-kun, give Yagiri Pharmaceutical’s key card to you.” I."

After receiving the door card handed to him by Shiga Naoya, [Ellen Poe] swiped the card to open the door, and soon disappeared behind the door alone.

Shiga Naoya: "...Wait?"

You just leave me here alone?

Before Celty realized that her head was still in his hands, Shiga Naoya also quickly slipped away.

Aoki Araya asked [Ellen Poe] to approve a piece of land in the chairman's office of Yagiri Pharmaceuticals, but Shiga Naoya hurried to Yokohama on the other end. It took half an hour to quickly arrive at the third vest [ The seat of Osamu Dazai.

The other party was extremely bored, and was lying on the railing by the river, thinking about the possibility of dying in the water.

Because there are only the two of them here, Aoki Araya didn't let [Dazai Osamu] complain to Shiga Naoya, "Why did you leave me alone in the Armed Detective Agency before", but directly took the head in his arms Come out and hand it to 【Osamu Dazai】.

【Osamu Dazai】He lowered his head, observed the head, and took it.

It was at this moment that something Aoki Araya had never expected happened.

——He lost contact with [Dazai Osamu]'s spirit base.

That is to say, similar to the time at the pier before, he suddenly couldn't control the vest of [Osamu Dazai].

However, the difference from that situation was that he was still able to observe things from [Dazai Osamu]'s perspective, and he could also use his vision, hearing, etc., but he simply couldn't control this body.

Before Aoki Araya panicked, after a few seconds, he understood the reason for this unexpected situation.

【Osamu Dazai】Successfully charmed by Celty's head.

——Although there may be the influence of the rumor that the other party likes to find women to die in love, in the final analysis, it is mainly because [Osamu Dazai]'s luck value is too low.

So Aoki Araya was forced to look at [Dazai Osamu] from the dual perspectives of [Dazai Osamu] and Shiga Naoya, caressing Celty's head pitifully, and said obsessively: "I finally found my true destiny Goddess..."

"Is this the taste of love? I haven't experienced it for a long time, and I almost completely forgot about it."

Aoki Araya: "..."

He didn't feel that he was ashamed to make such an action, but he was thinking:

When the spirit base of [Osamu Dazai] wakes up and recalls the earthy love words he said at this moment, will he want to commit suicide in shame and indignation?

Soon, the facts proved to Aoki Araya that [Dazai Osamu] would not.

Because he's doing it now.

Aoki Araya almost forgot that he was using Shiga Naoya's body, and immediately rushed to [Dazai Osamu] and grabbed his sleeve: "Wait, wait, Dazai-kun, calm down!"

【Osamu Dazai】Standing by the river, holding Celti's head with a resolute expression on his face: "No. I want to die in love with my true destiny."

Aoki Araya could hear that Shiga Naoya's spirit foundation had already started laughing.

However, he didn't have the time to act out Shiga Naoya's ideas, so he could only continue to hold on to [Dazai Osamu]'s sleeve: "Dazai-kun! Calm down! You are a heroic spirit, even if you are submerged in the water for 24 hours, let alone die, even if you are injured will not happen!"

【Osamu Dazai】Don't listen: "Don't stop me!"

Shiga Naoya was about to die of laughter.

After saying this, [Osamu Dazai] flicked his sleeves, and directly used his muscular strength, which was more than an order of magnitude higher than Shiga Naoya, to throw people aside.

Aoki Araya has never regretted it as seriously as now, why didn't he bring [Ellen Poe] back to Yokohama.

Shiga Naoya took two steps back before he stood still, and the next moment he stood still, he just watched [Osamu Dazai] holding his head and jumping into the river with determination.

Shiga Naoya stretched out his hand and shouted, "Tai-zai-kun--"

He covered his face and knelt down, laughing wildly.

Aoki Araya was almost infected by this happiness.

Just when Shiga Naoya couldn't stand up from laughing, he felt his shoulder was patted heavily: "Hi, may I ask what happened to you squatting here alone?"

Only then did Shiga Naoya stop laughing, stood up and turned around, seeing a familiar face.

It was the policeman who watched Osamu Dazai solve the case at the dessert shop.

The other party also recognized Naoya Shiga: "It's you. Sorry, I seemed to see someone jumping into the river just now, so I came over to have a look... By the way, didn't you stop me?"

Facing the suspicious eyes of the policeman, Shiga Naoya replied frankly: "I stopped it. But Dazai-kun is stronger than me, and he doesn't listen to persuasion..."

The moment he heard the words "Dazai-kun", Mr. Police felt that he had fully understood: "I understand. Mr. Dazai, he has entered the water again, right?"

"Again?" Shiga Naoya tilted his head, "No, it seems that this is the first time Dazai-kun is here."

"The Dazai-kun I'm talking about is not the Dazai Osamu from the Armed Detective Agency, but a member of our "Bungo Association"."

The policeman was a little dizzy: ...why does this relationship sound so messy.

He gave up understanding: "The most urgent thing is to save the people who fell into the water..."

Before he finished speaking, the sound of splashing water rang in the ears of the policeman.

The policeman turned his head and saw [Osamu Dazai] twisting his wet kimono on the bank with a look of lovelessness on his face.

——Looks like the charm effect has passed.

Shiga Naoya coughed, suppressing the urge to laugh out loud in his heart, and asked, "Dazai-kun, are you alright?"

【Osamu Dazai】Resentful: "It's very important. Mr. Shiga, I can suspect that you gave me that thing because you want to see the current situation?"

Shiga Naoya was very wronged: "Because neither Mr. Poe nor I got the trick, I thought the charm effect was not that strong..."

And Kishitani Shilla, an ordinary human being, didn't seem to be charmed either.

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

After a long silence, he suddenly said, "I lost my head."

Shiga Naoya: "? What?"

【Osamu Dazai】A face full of self-deprecation: "I said I couldn't find the head that I threw into the water together!"

Shiga Naoya said "Oh", "Then let me look for it."

So he also jumped into the river in front of the police.

Police: "...I'll go first."

A bunch of neuroses.

It took Shiga Naoya just 2 minutes to find the head.

After landing, he didn't directly hand over his head to [Osamu Dazai]—Aoki Araya was really afraid that he would enter the water again—but first bought a suitcase to put his head in, and then he successfully completed the handover Work.

Just a few minutes after he finished this matter, [Ellen Poe] finally finalized the location of the base.

The system panel shook a bit.

Aoki Ariya used Shiga Naoya to click on the task panel, said to [Dazai Osamu] who didn't know anything, "By the way, I'm going to smoke Akutagawa-kun this time", and then pressed the button to receive the reward very casually .

**

Gojo Satoru pressed the handle, opened the door of the room and walked in.

This is a very strangely decorated room, with spells with strange symbols drawn everywhere, even the ceiling is densely covered.

There were only two chairs in this dimly lit room dedicated to the suppression of sinners.

And now, a black-haired man sat on one of them.

To be more accurate, he was bound to the chair by a rope with a charm on it.

Because of this man's mysterious ability, the high-level people in the magic world even ordered his whole body to be tied up, leaving only his head exposed.

Gojo Satoru walked to the chair opposite him and sat down, observing the man who couldn't see because his eyes were covered by a spell.

Even if the eyes are partially covered, it can be seen that this person has the appearance of a pretty girl.

The blue triangular earrings hung below his ears, reflecting dizzying light in the dim candlelight.

Gojo Satoru thought about it for a while, and confirmed that the first time he saw this man, he was only wearing an ordinary white shirt with a black suit jacket.

——I can't see at all how he broke through the blockade and suddenly appeared in the High School of Conjuration under the eyes of the entire conjuration world.

Gojo Gojo let out a muffled laugh and asked, "Are you awake?"

He saw the man on the opposite side nodded slightly.

Gojo Satoru flipped through the document in his hand: "Since you are conscious now, it's easy."

"This unknown gentleman," Wujo said in a joking tone, lying on the back of the chair, "the magic world has passed a verdict on your intrusion into the high school."

"It's the death penalty."

After a few seconds of silence, the man nodded again, and replied in an indifferent voice with a metallic texture:

"I see."