Wenhao is my vest

Shiga Naoya was taken aback by his suddenly raised voice: "There is only a human head in the suitcase, and it's not a murder case. There's no need to be so surprised, right?"

The operator was confused: "Is there a head in the box, isn't it a standard murder case?"

Naoya Shiga realized later: "Ah. I seem to have forgotten to mention that the head is alive, and I can feel the magic power from it..."

The operator interrupted him: "...Alive? Head??"

Shiga Naoya replied straightforwardly: "It looks like it's not human."

Operator: "... Huh?"

He felt as if he had accidentally stepped into some wonderful realm: "Isn't it a human being? There really are..." He paused, thinking about how to describe it next, "Inhuman existence with the appearance of a human being? "

Shiga Naoya let out a "huh" and showed a distressed expression: "Hey, isn't this the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg? Mr. Operator, do you think that the so-called 'human appearance' is the first thing that humans have? or is it what humans think they have first?"

The operator has already adapted to this person's boundless thinking mode, and naturally ignored Shiga's question: "Does this mean that there are indeed non-human beings in the world?"

Shiga Naoya put his hips on his hips and laughed a few times: "That's right! Maybe there are non-human existences around you now!"

The operator felt that he had received too much information from Shiga Naoya today, and he almost couldn't remember it, so he replied casually: "You actually said such a thing... If you have to explain it this way, maybe you also have a lot of people around you." Humanity."

Hearing his words, Shiga Naoya's expression became troubled again: "Uh... um... Although what you said is correct, there seems to be something different in essence..."

"In short, I don't need to worry about non-human threats," Shiga Naoya said with a smile, "But Mr. Poe said before that the only people who can use magic power in this world are the members of the "Bungo Society", so I came to Ikebukuro for less than a few days. When I was young, I discovered a creature supported by magic power! It seems that what Mr. Poe got is completely false information!"

After pondering for a while, the operator said to him, "I think it's because your luck is better."

"It's better to discover the truth, or to be blinded by false happiness..." Shiga Naoya pinned his messy red hair behind his ears, "But the former is really more in line with my concept, so I'm reluctant Can it be considered 'lucky'?"

The operator reminded him: "Now is not the time for philosophical speculation."

Shiga Naoya smiled brightly, and shook his fingers: "Our "Bungo Association" is literally an interest club formed by writers. Rather, it is my job to think about this kind of problem!"

The operator was speechless: "...Now that things are going on, are you still sticking to this 'ordinary interest club' character design?"

Shiga Naoya was puzzled: "What I'm telling is the truth."

The operator sighed, and gave up the idea of ​​continuing this topic: "If you want to go back to Yokohama, you can take the "combination" car back... By the way, what about this lottery ticket?"

Shiga Naoya agreed, and got into the car with him: "It's only 500 million, I don't need much, so you should keep it yourself."

The staff also thought it was just right.After all, to report the abilities of the new members of the "British Association" to the higher-ups requires certain evidence... and according to Fitzgerald's style, this lottery ticket will most likely become his bonus in the end.

Calculated in this way, although the body and mind are exhausted, there is no doubt that today is a big profit.

After conveying this idea to Shiga Naoya who was sitting in the back seat of the car, he got an answer that was almost conceited: "It's all because of me? As long as I'm here, the "Bungo Association" cannot be because of the economy. Reason to close down."

After seeing how lucky Shiga Naoya was, the operator realized that this was indeed true, and it could even be said to be true.

So he didn't express his thoughts on this sentence that sounded a bit aggressive, but when he reached the gate of the base of the "Bungo Society", he stepped on the brakes and said to Shiga Naoya: "We're in Yokohama."

Shiga Naoya looked out the car window: "Please send me to the base!"

He opened the car door, bid farewell to the operator, got out of the car, and walked towards the hospital, which was not too far away for Heroic Spirit.

The closer he was to the hospital, Aoki Araya could feel the helplessness in Shiga Naoya's spiritual foundation getting heavier.

At the same time, Aoki also suddenly remembered a more troublesome thing——

【Osamu Dazai】I seem to be still angry because of the previous incident.

So, Aoki Araya, who felt bad, suggested to the two writers that they should not meet today.

Before Shiga Naoya agreed to this decision, [Dazai Osamu] expressed a clear rejection.

Aoki Araya was in a bit of pain.

Although the two of them can indeed communicate, the way of communication is obviously relying on Aoki's dialogue.

——It means that Aoki Araya may want to chat with himself later.

It can be said that playing chess with yourself is to exercise the brain, but chatting with yourself-or meaningless communication, is completely mentally ill.

However, after [Osamu Dazai] expressed his insistence on meeting, Shiga Naoya also gave up his plan to leave, and let the flow take its course and said that he could have a chat.

Aoki Araya: ...

What else can I do, of course forgive you two.

He sighed, and after registering his name at the front desk of the hospital, he walked into [Dazai Osamu]'s ward alone.

Aoki Araya asked Shiga Naoya to sit in the position of [Ellen Poe] before, looked at [Dazai Osamu] who was sitting on the hospital bed, and silently increased the synchronization rate of the two.

The synchronization rate has gone up, but the two people still don't speak.

Aoki Araya was almost despaired by the embarrassment of this atmosphere.

Under Aoki's silent urging, Shiga Naoya, who had a better temper, let out a long "hmm" before opening his mouth: "Thank you for allowing me to successfully appear in this world."

——It's a pity that he is a natural ky spirit who pokes people's explosive points as soon as he comes up.

Sure enough, [Osamu Dazai]'s chest heaved heavily, and he muttered softly: "If the hospital can't be demolished..."

Shiga Naoya tilted his head, and seriously proposed: "As long as all the people in the building are moved away, I can pay for you..."

[Osamu Dazai] Pounded the wall behind him heavily, causing it to collapse directly: "——Do you not understand human speech?!"

Shiga Naoya pursed his lips, feeling very wronged in his heart: "It's better to say that I have never understood why you are always so emotional, and cry every time you get angry..."

If it weren't for the serious injury and lack of mana, [Osamu Dazai] would have opened the treasure to Shiga Naoya now.

"——Why is it you, the bastard, who were drawn out?"

Hearing [Dazai Osamu]'s complaint, Shiga Naoya pointed out ruthlessly: "It's better not to blame all the faults on me. You are always like this, you can pass the responsibility to others, and if you can't, you can justly say it is your own. Wrong—if you’re not reflecting at all, then you and I won’t be able to communicate, right?”

"If you want to talk about introspection, don't you?" [Osamu Dazai] got emotional obviously, and sneered, "Criticize others unscrupulously, but don't consider the situation of the person you reprimand at all...Do things without thinking about the consequences, without thinking about the consequences , That's why so many people were hurt by you."

Shiga Naoya blinked: "I'm overthinking, don't slander others casually."

【Osamu Dazai】I was about to cry because of this man who spoke in a wrong way: "I think your brain is filled with moldy straw!"

Shiga Naoya patted the sheet on the edge of the hospital bed, and comforted him: "Since you are very unhappy because you took it out, why don't you let me come next time? Who do you want, Oda-kun, Tangun or Akutagawa-kun ?”

[Osamu Dazai] He hesitated for a while when he heard the name of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but soon after he came to his senses, he became even more angry: "Always showing off to me, is lucky EX so amazing? "

Shiga Naoya nodded: "At least I am quite satisfied."

【Osamu Dazai】Crying out of anger.

He started sobbing gradually, cursing in a low voice: "Do you not understand human language...I'm mocking you, can't you hear it?"

Shiga Naoya let out an "ah" and stuck out his tongue a little: "Sorry, sometimes I really can't understand the meaning of other people's words."

【Osamu Dazai】Crying and scolding: "That's why I said your brain is full of straws!"

He couldn't control himself at all, choked up and complained: "If you didn't post a message against Oda Zuo at that time..."

Shiga Naoya suddenly said, "Hey, wait?"

However, he was not answering 【Osamu Dazai】's complaints, but because of other reasons.

Shiga Naoya made a stop gesture: "Wait a minute, Dazai-kun, it seems that someone is coming towards us..."

However, [Dazai Osamu] had of course heard the footsteps that even Shiga Naoya, a heroic spirit with red attributes, could hear, but he didn't care about it because of the overwhelming emotion.

So he continued without a pause: "You know that those brainless fans will definitely start criticizing Oda because of your words..."

【Osamu Dazai】Can't hold back the words: "After all, wasn't Oda Saku killed by you hypocritical people?!"

Shiga Naoya was silent for a while: "Well, this..."

He hooked his fingers.

The door of the ward slowly opened with his movements.

A black-haired man in a long windbreaker and bandages was standing behind the door.

Obviously, the member of the Armed Detective Agency stood outside the door just now and heard what 【Osamu Dazai】 said clearly.

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his mouth with an ugly expression, and repeated his last sentence:

"'After all, wasn't Odasaku killed by you hypocritical people'...?"

He smiled and asked, "What does this sentence mean? Can you two explain it to me?"

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The author has something to say:

Aoki Araya: It's so embarrassing to be surrounded by people watching me acting on myself.