[Sword Three + Net Matching] Late come late

Basically everyone envied adults when they were young, and wanted to grow up quickly, and even had many birthday wishes.Chi Tang was naturally unavoidable, but he regretted it early.

Children always feel that when they grow up, they will be free and will not be bound, but when they grow up, they realize that when they grow up, they will break away from the wings of their parents and stumble in search of survival in this beautiful but dangerous world.No one will give you privileges anymore just because you are a "kid". The word "grow up" is the biggest constraint on life.

Chi Tang didn't like the fact that he was one year older again. He repeatedly said that he was a person who just passed Children's Day, so how could he be about to go to school?After hearing this, the fans wrote "23333" all over Weibo, and Chi Tang forwarded it twice, and a group of people finally discovered it later.

[CP fan: I wish He Wei all the best in the college entrance examination and get into the ideal university! ]

[Su Canfen: Fucking Volcano, stupid mother, you are so damned, you actually seduce minors to stir up sex. ]

[Passerby fan: Isn’t He Weida about to graduate from university? ]

[He Weifan: Upstairs, our family will always be alright→_→]

[Emma is Xiaoxiao Y: He Wei is the most shameless in the whole world, I wish you a happy birthday. ]

Chi Tang was woken up by the phone call, he is a teetotaler, he gets drunk when he drinks.Last night, he was dragged to the bar by some guys in the dormitory and a group of people he knew in the club. He was a birthday party in a place like a bar, so it was impossible for him not to drink.

He was sent home in a daze in the middle of the night, and he vaguely remembered throwing up the body of the person who sent him home.

Serve it right, who told you to drink me.

"Eight o'clock in the evening! Don't be late! Also, be quiet today, don't give me any papers!" Luo Wudi called and told him, then thought for a while and said: "I won't give you any Go to the book, and offer a reward every minute." At the end, he snorted arrogantly.

"I obey, you guys are so annoying, just get together in the game, what kind of concert is there?" Chi Tang glanced at his phone, it was not yet four o'clock in the afternoon.He raised his hand and rubbed his temples, his whole mind was in a daze, he frowned and said impatiently: "I said you have been with Yamiao for a long time, how come you are so wordy?"

There were two coughing sounds from the opposite side, and then A's voice came out: "I said He Wei, you are not kind, speaking ill of others behind their backs, it doesn't seem very good."

Chi Tang was at first speechless in embarrassment, but when he came back to his senses, he realized something strange, how could Luo Wudi and A Yamiao be together.He confused A Yamiao for a while, and then raised the question in his heart.

I was thinking about how A Meow would be so perfunctory today, when I heard A Meow explain: "Oh, we met on the road."

Chi Tang opened his mouth and was speechless. He took the phone from his ear and put it in front of his eyes. He looked at his own shadow on the screen and thought that this is not even a lie. Who is he telling it to? , It's like deceiving him as a child of his age.

Chi Tang made a face at the phone screen and stuck out his tongue.

"Can I not sing at night?" Chi Tang asked.

"Then we don't know, you have to ask your fans." Luo Wudi said.

Chi Tang climbed out of bed and opened the door to make sure whether the vomiting when he came back yesterday was a hallucination or real. When he saw that there was nothing at the door of the house, he took out his mobile phone and called his roommate.

"Did I throw up yesterday?" Chi Tang asked.

"Throw up? Did you know that the taxi fare from the bar to your house is [-], and the driver asked me for [-], but I was too embarrassed not to give it. Do you know why?"

"I... vomited on him?" Chi Tang asked tentatively.

"You vomited home from the bar, and I was also in charge of giving you a free babysitter, and you mopped the floor to clean up the mess." The other side said angrily.

"Brother, this is true love!" Chi Tang hung up the phone.

He didn't think about the scene of getting drunk yesterday at all. It is estimated that this group of people will not let him go, and all the sloppy appearances are probably captured.

Chi Tang thought for a while, and sent a group text message.

[Chi Tang: I thought you all took soap flakes yesterday, but don’t forget that I also have a lot of soap flakes on my hands~(≧▽≦)/~]

It was the first time for Chi Tang to celebrate his birthday on the Internet so ostentatiously. He publicized it on Weibo a week in advance, and reposted it in various rounds. .

Let me talk about the promotional posters first. There are three posters in total, all of which are drawn on boards, not the kind where you find materials everywhere and put them together.Of course, Su Can asked someone else to draw it, not Chi Tang himself, and one of them was contributed by Xiaoxiao.

Let's talk about the guests, just a dozen or so people were invited for the guests.The problem is that among these guests, there are still a few that he has never spoken to at all. If he hadn't read the guest list sent by A Meow and went to Baidu, he would have never known such a person existed.Of course, there are many great masters among the guests, and the one with the greatest style is probably the white lotus.

Although Chi Tang was yelled loudly, he was used to being yelled at, and he readily agreed every time, but he had never held any birthday party or anything like that.On the one hand, he was just doing a painting session, so no matter how you look at it, he feels a bit unprofessional, and on the other hand, he doesn't have a wide range of friends. He knows a group of CVs who can sing and dub, or people in the cover circle.

You said, what else can you do if you don’t sing, and what will you do if you don’t sing.

This second point determines how lively Chi Tang's birthday song will be.Chi Tang is also a person with vanity. When someone holds a concert, the number of people present is counted in thousands. If he holds a concert, and he can't even get a four-figure number, that would be too shameful.

Although he himself doesn't like to be lively.

So, in the past, Chi Tang used to spend his birthdays cheating in the fan group, chatting with the girls, and then received a congratulatory picture on Weibo and forwarded it to say thank you.Never before has there been such fanfare.

Chi Tang is actually very kind to his fans. It can be seen from one point, that is, he will read every comment and every Aite. Although he will not reply, this way the fan's heart can be conveyed.

The birthday is a special case, when the Aites flood the sky and cover the sky like a sea tide, if you draw a congratulatory picture, or record something, Chi Tang will forward it, if it is just a simple blessing, Chi Tang will reply to express his gratitude.But it was only limited to this day, and after the time passed, he returned to his pretended aloofness.

Another point is that he is considerate. For example, for this song meeting, he sent a separate notice.

[He Wei: That’s right, the timing of my birthday seems a bit embarrassing, so here’s a special mention, girls and guys who are about to take the college entrance examination, you should put your studies first, and don’t be distracted by other things recently. Received, so, I don't want to see you at the song meeting.

Of course, as compensation, how about we have a tea party on June [-]th, and enter with the photo of the college entrance examination admission card. Of course, you can put mosaics on important information. This can be regarded as my reward for your hard work this year. ]

[Passerby: Passerby turned fan, motherfucker is too sweet to bear. ]

[CP fan: Since being with Su Can's silly mother, He Weida has become more and more gentle, thank you silly mother for tuning-teaching 2333]

[Lvban Volcano forwarded and said: I will also go to the tea party, children who are going to take the college entrance examination, come on! ]

Chi Tang went to the game and had a big fight, but he didn't go out after the fight. A few people sat cross-legged by the exit and stared at each other, not knowing what was going on in their hearts.

A piece of information about the formation of the Tangmen battle on the World News attracted Chi Tang's attention. He has been drooling for a long time [Yehua Bailu], and some things are really not something you can buy with money.Chi Tang felt sad again when he thought of Assassin's Heitian.

The CD of the battle is cleared by Chi Tang on time every week, because there is no such business in the gang, he always looks for wild groups outside, even if he is cheated for several hours, he will recognize it, but unfortunately he has never seen it once.

There are always posts of sky-high prices for private goods in the post bar, and several servers in a row have posted [Egret at Night], but unfortunately he is not there.

Chi Tang moved his mind, because wild groups of battles are not common, and a new version will be released soon. If it weren't for the appearance, who would play pictures like battles, oh yes, there is also a thousand-fate ring, but Qian Yuan has reached the end of the version, and her birthday is approaching.

[Squad] Wan Laichi: Now the battles should start very quickly.

Su Can glanced at the shouting on the World Channel, and immediately saw that the war group was recruiting people. How could he still not understand the meaning of Chi Tang's words, but Luo Wudi spoke first before he opened his mouth.

[Squad] Falling invincible, I've been talking about killing you every minute, do you really think I'm just kidding?

Chi Tang twitched the corner of his mouth, wishing he could beat Wudi up.

[Squad] Laichi Wan: I'll just ask.

Chi Tang went to the kitchen to get a bucket of instant noodles and two ham sausages for dinner.Looking at the miserable situation, he felt very sad for a moment.At this time in previous years, he guessed that he and Xiaoxiao were corrupt somewhere, but this year, for this song meeting, he could only eat these.

What's even more exasperating is that that bastard Su Can didn't come to see him after more than an hour's drive!

However, this was prepared by so many people for his birthday, and it was full of love. Chi Tang thought about it, so he just accepted it.

[Squad] Late to Chi: I'm nervous.

[Team] Su Can: What are you nervous about?Evening concert?

[Squad] Wan Laichi: Every time that white lotus guy goes to YY's camellia party, there will be 6000 people, plus those guests, I'm afraid my channel will be scared and paralyzed.

[Team] Su Can: Why do you care so much, when the time comes, just sit down and say a few words, and I will arrange everything else.

[Friend] Lai Chi late: Ah, meow, there is someone putting gold on his face and taking credit for you.

[Friend] A Yamiao: Su Can, you are going to die, from the guests to the subtitles to the scene control to the arrangement of the event, you have half a dime to do, so shameless.

[Friend] Su Can: Three posters#谦见##恨恨#

[Friend] A Yamiao: I really want to look at your face, I contacted you for the original painting, you just added a few words.

[Friend] Wan Laichi: Hehe, it turns out that you didn't find someone to draw the poster.

When Chi Tang turned on YY and clicked on the channel, there were already nearly 2000 people waiting inside.Pulling on the vest and looking around, I found that [生快] was added in front of the nicknames of my fans, and I couldn't help but feel warm.

These girls didn't leave him when he was horribly sprayed, but still encouraged him. These girls always taunted him mercilessly and teased him, but they always made such heart-warming gestures on key points. matter.These girls all put Chi Tang in their hearts and regarded them as their own destiny.

Chi Tang calmed down and didn't go on the mic. Instead, he turned on the mic and said, "Is our field control okay? Cough... well, this is the first time I've seen so many people on the channel, thank you for coming .”

The formation of "Happy Birthday to He Wei Da" on the public screen was so spectacular that it almost gave Chi Tang the illusion that he was really celebrating his birthday.

Su Can volunteered to take on the role of the host. In fact, A Yamiao's original intention was to find a professional, but Su Can scolded him severely, so he had to agree to let Su Can mess around.

At eight o'clock, Su Can got on the mic on time and coughed to show his presence.The public screen went crazy again.

[The first time hosted by the silly mother was given to He Shou! ]

[Fuck the mysterious host mentioned in the poster is Su Can's stupid mother?How mysterious is this? Take a look at the guest list, and you can guess without Su Can's name, okay? ]

[Sweet as hell. #goodbye#]

"Well, everyone gathered here today to celebrate a person's birthday. Please tell me who this person is!"

Cold field.

Chi Tang felt a crow flying over his head, quacked twice, then happily circled around his head, pulled a lump of poop and hit him on the head.

After a short pause, the public screen broke out.

[He Wei: Ya meow you. . . ]

[A Meow: He told me he was ready! ]

The author has something to say: Last night there was a power outage_(:з」∠)_ Then, this is to make up for yesterday, and there will be another update before nine o'clock.

The college entrance examination is over. I wish you all good grades and a good summer vacation.

→_→The girl who took the final exam is the same as above!