Chi Tang likes to read jokes, and has a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, and can find jokes in many ordinary things.For such a trivial matter as a fly hitting the glass window, he could make up a silly picture in his mind, and entertained himself for a long time.It's not just once or twice that people say that the joke point is as low as the Mariana Trench. In fact, Chi Tang himself can't figure it out. He is a person who often puts on a cold and smelly face, but it is always so easy. Infected, and it doesn't matter the occasion.

He imitated Su Can's movements, and pushed back the two legs in front of the chair inside, swaying back and forth slightly if there was nothing.He leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, staring at the screen with both eyes, resting his right elbow on the armrest, dragging his chin, and crossing his legs gracefully. The bright yellow Pikachu slippers are too conspicuous, and the exaggerated lightning bolt on the heel Shaped tail, which swings up and down with the legs.

This self-directed and self-acted play is really not ordinary funny.Sister Pao was lying on the ground, her snow-white hair scattered messily on the water-blue ice, her brows were slightly frowned, and her eyes were tightly closed.The CD of resurrecting in situ was over long ago, but Chi Tang was still lying there unswervingly, in the name of fear.

Wen Rou was a little annoyed, standing in the empty ice and snow, shouting into the air.

[Nearby] There is gentleness in the northwest: Rubbish, you know how to hide, if you have the ability, come out and fight.

Su Can gave a thumbs up and waved it in front of Chi Tang's eyes.Chi Tang turned his head and glanced at the admiration expression on the other party's face, then suddenly bowed his body, out of breath from laughing.Su Can looked at this scene, whether it was inside the screen or outside the screen, it was all equally ridiculous.Compared with gentle behavior, Chi Tang's laughter was obviously more attractive, Su Can glanced at Chi Tang from the corner of his eye, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Thinking of Chi Tang's autistic and cold personality in high school, Su Can finally understood that Chi Tang was never aloof and cold, but had a character that was said to reveal itself after getting acquainted.When I was in high school, I only suffered from the lack of a catalyst, so I endured it, leaving people with the illusion that they are not close.

Rou Rou kept watch for a long time, but did not see that Mingjiao's invisibility ended and showed his original shape, so he couldn't help being a little annoyed.Even if it wasn't for the revenge of Sister Pao who was lying pitifully on the cold ice field, if she yelled for a long time that the Mingjiao ignored people, Gentle would not give up easily.

How could he be ashamed in front of the three girls? He would never allow it.

[Nearby] There is gentleness in the northwest: Sister Pao, look at the battle records, what is the name of Mingjiao?

Chi Tang was taken aback, almost lost control of his strength, and fell off the chair.Fortunately, Su Can had quick eyes and quick hands, and reached out to support a chair, which saved Chi Tang from falling backwards on the ground with the chair.Chi Tang patted his chest, feeling lingering fear of the critical moment just now.His dark, spiritual pupils made a circle in his eye sockets, and he searched his mind for an excuse that could perfectly fool him as fast as he could.

Su Can's brother Hua is not far away, he watched Wen Wen's every move from the focus list.Logically speaking, the nemesis Wenrou should have added his focus, and he also brought a nanny, but he didn't show the slightest thought of coming to kill Su Can.Su Can couldn't help thinking, it really is a troublesome woman, for the sake of her sister, she can put herself aside.Then he suddenly realized that this girl was not Chi Tang who was sitting next to him.

The beautiful side face, the upturned corners of the eyes, the long eyelashes, the straight bridge of the nose, the tip of the nose, the mouth with red lips and white teeth, are also worthy of the word "disaster water".Su Can nodded while looking at Chi Tang.

Probably feeling Su Can's burning gaze, Chi Tang turned his head and glanced at Su Can, with a thoughtful gaze that hadn't dissipated in his eyes.

Su Can shrugged at Chi Tang sympathetically, and said, "You shouldn't say that you are gentle and have no IQ."

[Nearby] Tang Hewei: I was disconnected just now, and the combat log was cleared and I can no longer see it.

"I said, do you want to be so fake?"

"Yes, if you don't agree, you bite me." Chi Tang glared at Su Can.

Su Can leaned over, leaned close to Chi Tang's neck, opened his mouth and took a bite on the earlobe lightly, and said, "I'll just bite you, what's the matter?"

"Take advantage of me and drive you out in minutes, believe it or not!"

The confusion pulled Chi Tang up, but it was already obvious that the non-existent Mingjiao was just an excuse, it was just a small fan pretending to be killed to attract gentle attention.Ruan didn't say anything, and she didn't know if she didn't see it, or if she had seen it a long time ago, she pretended to be stupid on purpose.

In a few words, Qianshan doesn't like this sister Pao, which can be seen from the last time he hit this office and targeted her everywhere.The same girl from Wenrou's family, confused accounts should have shared the same hatred with Xiaoyu Qianshan, and hated this girl who suddenly appeared and got Wenrou's attention.At this time, she should jump out, expose Sister Pao's lies, and make her lose face to grandma's house.

However, she is not willing to make Xiaoyu Qianshan happy.

When we hit the palace together, I borrowed a piece of clothing and wanted to use myself as a gunman. At that time, I obviously said something casually, and I was bored to make fun of it, but I changed the meaning by a few words from Qianshan, as if it was her It's like deliberately targeting Miss Pao.Obviously seeing it all in the eyes, Ruan Rou is a little interested in this girl, and still stumbles like this, it's just so stupid, she sneered.

[Nearby] Confused: Sister Pao is getting up soon, there are so many of us, are you still afraid that he is a cat?

[Nearby] Confused account: Where are your relatives and friends?Why don't you come and help you?Hey, you haven't helped yet?

The two girls with different faces and hearts, both wearing a good mask, outsiders seem to be a family that loves each other, holding tenderness together, and sharing joys and sorrows with tenderness.But in fact, the conflict between the two people didn't just happen in a day or two. Confused account entered the circle almost at the same time as Wen Wen, and the two helped each other to get along, mixing together from a small vacuum to a little transparent and then to a little pink.I thought they would be bound like this forever, but who knew that Cheng Yaojin would come out halfway.

So what if she is confused, Xiaoyu Qianshan is an experienced planner in the circle, and before she knew such a circle existed, the other party was already well-known.She has a lot of resources and connections at hand, which can give Wen Rou a better space for development.Confused, I can only secretly expend a lot of effort on my own, and the whole episode of a tailor-made plan for Ruan Rou has been crossed off the playlist. Making a comparison is not worth mentioning at all.

If you like gentleness, let gentleness develop better.The mother's position was vacated by the muddleheaded account. Although he was reluctant, it was better to voluntarily cede it than to be forced to do so.Confused account will never forget the words Qianshan said to herself, she said: "Those dramas you planned can never make gentleness popular."

She really wanted to reply bluntly: "We came into this circle because of our hobbies, not because of popularity." But thinking of Wen Rou's courteous attitude towards Xiao Yu Qian Shan, she smiled self-deprecatingly and said nothing.Although Ruan Rou didn't forget to blame the person who accompanied her all the way just because she was next to a mother who was a great god, but this enmity can be regarded as forged.

Confused account gives Chi Tang a step down, Chi Tang is not hypocritical, not at all embarrassing of the trick being exposed.He directly said that he was a newcomer and had no relatives or friends.

[Nearby] Tang Hewei: Actually, I'm here to find someone, but that person doesn't seem to be easy to get close to.

Any fool could tell that the person he was looking for was gentle.

[Nearby] There is gentleness in the northwest: Sister Pao, come to our gang.

In front of the screen, Xiaoyu Qianshan's face was as dark as Bao Gong's. She was shaking with anger while holding the mouse.The confusion was intentional, she was not a kind person who would take care of newcomers, and she dragged Sister Pao back to the gang just to dissuade herself on purpose.

"Chi Banxian, are you born as a fortune teller? How did you know that you will help you?" Su Can got up to pour a glass of water, and when he came back, he happened to see this conversation and asked in surprise.He originally thought that Chi Tang would be here today, and he thought about it, when is the time for retribution, the most important thing is not to delay the time for the two of them to play scumbags together, who would have thought that there would be such an opportunity.

"Open your eyes, when did I say that you will help me if you are confused." Chi Tang snatched the cup from Su Can's hand, gulped down the water that Su Can had just filled, then spread his hand and handed over the empty cup Past: "One more drink."

Su Can ignored him, sat down, put the empty cup on the table, pushed it back to Chi Tang with his hands, and said with a serious face: "We want AA system in the future, all-round AA system, you drink it My water, I have to go and pour me another glass."

Chi Tang raised his eyebrows, seeing that Su Can really didn't intend to pour water, smiled at him, got up and went to the kitchen.Su Can was also taken aback for a moment, he never thought that Chi Tang would really go there, did he change his mind, he kicked himself away shamelessly.

It's just the smile before getting up, which is obviously gentle and affectionate, but for some reason, Su Can's heart feels a little terrified.

"Here." Chi Tang sat down beside Su Can and came to hand the cup to Su Can.

"You didn't poison it, did you?" Su Can's eyes met Chi Tang's, and the other's eyes didn't seem to dodge at all. Could it be that he really changed his mind?Sure enough, I am the most attractive, Su Can thought.

Su Can took a sip, neither hot nor cold, the temperature was just right, she couldn't help smiling and stretched out her hand, trying to rub Chi Tang's head, but Chi Tang tilted her body and avoided it without a trace.

"Oh, by the way, the decoration in this area of ​​my house, if I stay for three nights, I will charge a thousand or eight hundred at least. But, the relationship between the two of us..." Chi Tang paused, pretending to be thinking, and said : "I'll charge you five hundred."

Su Can spit out a mouthful of water, flowing down from the monitor.He quickly pulled out two pieces of paper and pressed them on the screen indiscriminately.

you are vicious.

Chi Tang accepted the guild's invitation, and went to the guild's YY wearing the vest he was given when he wrote the book. There are a lot of people in YY, but there are not many people in the lobby. Chi Tang scrolled down the sub-channel and found that most of them were in the sub-channel dedicated to the battlefield, but unfortunately it was locked, so he couldn't get in.Chi Tang thought to himself that it was indeed a gathering place for a group of militants.

Rourou saw Chi Tang coming to YY wearing a little blue horse, and put him on a red horse casually, and introduced him to more than a dozen people in the hall.Chi Tang didn't talk much, and said hello lightly, saying that he hoped to get along happily in the future.

When is the moon in Mingyue, there are more men than women, which is exactly the opposite of the situation in Su Can's next-door group where the yin prospers and the yang declines.As long as Su Can follows the clues on Weibo and finds his girls in the game, as long as he can play for a long time, he will invite him to join the gang.Gentleness is not the case here, there are too many rules and regulations, whether it is equipment points or online time, there are requirements.No one is an exception. Of course, if you have a strong thigh-holding skill, it is not impossible. After all, in this world, everything depends on relationships.

Therefore, the girls in the gang are all treasures. It is not uncommon for a gang to rush over and cut people into pieces if they are buried by one person.However, this doesn't mean that any kind of girl can catch their eyes. People who plant flags and black dragons on the battlefield all day long don't have so much time to spend with their girls Huahai, Hua Chunyang, and Xue Tangjiabao.

Chi Tang speaks in such a clean and neat way, without being cute and flirtatious, but it is very in line with their temperament, so he is also enthusiastic about Chi Tang.

"Sister Pao, I built a nest for you."

After hearing this, Chi Tang gently bumped Su Can with his elbow, and asked, "What do you mean by him?"

"I guess [-]% of them have their eyes on you." Su Can said, "If you talk to me, you have to pay. If you don't swipe your card, it's worth a thousand dollars."

"Get lost, he hasn't seen any girl before, there are too many people rushing to take pictures of him, can you fall in love with me?" Chi Tang let go of the mouse with his right hand, knocked on the table indiscriminately, and said: "I always feel that he is playing with me. He takes such special care of me, isn't he afraid that his mother will eat all the bones from me?"

"Conspiracy theorists." Su Can stretched out his right hand, raised his index finger, and scratched Chi Tang's nose: "You think everyone is like you, you've read too much about Zhen Huan's biography."

Chi Tang complained about this in the group, Luo Wudi retorted: If he really thinks as much as you think, how can he do so many stupid things.Chi Tang thinks about it, but he also feels that he has been able to hang out in such a bloody circle for so long. He has experienced all kinds of wind and waves. , There are so many black spots on the back, but there is still a gentleness to stand on, it is impossible for the double Q to be so low.

[Chi Tang: Maybe he is like a mirror in his heart, so he likes to pretend.Anyway, there are not a few people who like him who can't hide things and speak out. ]

[A Yameow: I don’t know where some people’s three views come from. It’s obviously a black history, but it can become cute. It’s really powerful with a mouth, and it can make the dead alive.What kind of blunt mouth is it? It's cheap and brainless. ]

[A Yamiao: I don’t know what Xiaoyuda likes about him, and I don’t worry about my reputation being ruined. ]

Chi Tang glanced at Su Can in a strange way, thinking, isn't Meow your sister, why does she have such a strong sense of admiration for Wen Wen's mother.Su Can shrugged, and said, "Yeah, I'm a fan of Qianshan, who got into the circle because of listening to the radio drama planned by her."

"Tsk tsk tsk, then you have to be careful, meow, if she doesn't allow someone to poach the wall, she will just follow." Chi Tang shook his head with a smile.

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