[Sword Three + Net Matching] Late come late

Chi Tang's small Weibo account vaguely implies that he has become a large account on behalf of others.Except for occasionally notifying the live broadcast and posting two pictures, the account [He Wei] has not appeared for a long time.On the contrary, the trumpet named [Bite Me] reposted Su Can's Weibo regularly and quantitatively every day, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. .

[Su Can: I kicked Yamiao and replaced it with a bound milk.That's right!It's my apprentice with a super mean mouth!Although the breasts are not big enough now, under my breasts, I believe he will become a super invincible big tit. ]

[Bite me: The premise is that he has to be willing to be a nurse. ]

[Su Can replies, "Bite me: Do I look like a bad guy who would force someone into prostitution. ]

[Bite me, come back to Su Can: It really looks like it. ]

[Su Can: I especially like to drink the porridge cooked by the grandmother at the gate of the high school.It's a pity that you have to get up early to drink it. It's a bit cruel to think about it. ]

[Bite me: The fried buns next door are also delicious, do you like fried buns with porridge? ]

[Soy sauce powder replies to bite me: Ha ha. ]

An idiot who can't tell the difference between two and three dimensions.

This is the evaluation of Chi Tang by Su Can's fans, which is not really a good evaluation.Even fans can be divided into grades, okay? Passerby fans, wall fans, loose fans, stupid fans, small group fans, inner circle fans, pro-mother fans... There are countless types that can be counted on ten fingers.Ever since the attempt to follow Su Can to a hot pot restaurant, Chi Tang has almost been blacklisted by fans from all walks of life.

It's not easy to mix like this, I have to say that Chi Tang still has some tricks.Fortunately, he has a thick skin and doesn't care about it.In particular, he has the advantage of being close to the water and can always prescribe the right medicine to Su Can's Weibo, causing Su Can to occasionally reply lightly, which makes him "brain-dead" unscrupulous.He can't wait to put an announcement on the homepage [I'm such an idiot, but your family is very happy to reply me, you bite me 2333]

Chi Tang received a call from the editor of the magazine while he and Su Can were patrolling the Kunlun Mountains.He shrugged his left shoulder, tilted his head, clamped his phone, and did Tai Chi with the editor in such an awkward and laborious posture, trying to persuade the editor to forgive him for a few days.At the same time, I did not forget the task of binding milk, and pressed the keyboard until it rang.

Dual purpose.After being beaten to death, he subconsciously cursed "Ci'ao".Although the voice was very soft, the list still reached the editor's ears. He could clearly feel that the editor had spoken poorly, but he had nowhere to complain.If he told the editor that he was playing a game, he would definitely die even more tragically.For example, "You are capable of scum games, you are capable of drawing!" and so on.

"I told you to change it a week ago!" The editor was irritated by Chi Tang's vague and perfunctory attitude: "The manuscript must be handed in tomorrow at the latest, or I don't think we will cooperate in the future."

It has been said that Chi Tang is a bullying person, and when he heard the editor let go of his harsh words, he nodded and bowed, expressing that he would definitely deliver the manuscript before tomorrow.I'm sorry, he can't do it without bending his waist for five buckets of rice.

Chi Tang thought about what excuse to use to get away, but he couldn't tell the truth, saying that he was going to catch up on the manuscript, it would be too easy to expose.And it's still winter vacation, so what's the rush?Suddenly, Chi Tang's eyes lit up, and his brown pupils gleamed.He thought of an afternoon of lightning and thunder, then bent over with a grin, hunched under the desk, and unplugged the router from the power strip.

The game is offline, YY is offline.Everything that can be disconnected is displayed as offline.

This is also good, without the Internet, I can concentrate on revising the manuscript a little bit.Chi Tang clicked 32 likes for his wit.

Su Can was fighting happily in front of him, and he handed over his back to Chi Tang without any worries.Then I saw my own blood line falling down, with full damage reduction, turned around and ran for my life.

"Grandma, what are you doing?"

No echo.

Where is it so easy to escape, and was fixed within a few steps.Su Can looked at the corpse lying in the snow, his face was as dark as the dark clouds before a thunderstorm in summer.Just when he was about to use the mic to teach people, he saw that Chi Tang in the team column had dropped the line, and cut to YY to check, and sure enough, the person was gone.Is it a power outage again?Su Can couldn't help but think of someone who disappeared in the middle of the war not long ago.

Chi Tang, who had no Internet access, devoted himself to revising the manuscript according to the editor's request.That concentrated look is a bit like escaping into the empty door and ignoring what's going on outside the window.

When the mobile phone alarm rang and remembered, Chi Tang had already corrected the line draft and was about to recolor it.Glancing at the alarm notes on the phone, there were big words offense and defense written on it, Chi Tang took a deep breath, slammed his head on the table heavily, and his forehead immediately turned red.He actually forgot that there was an offense and defense today, and he didn't line up in advance.

So what I thought was a clever way to disconnect the Internet is actually stupid as hell.

After Chi Tang went online, he saw that Su Can was no longer in the team, and the friend list showed that he was in the Haoqi League, but he knew it even if he didn't look it up.Chi Tang found a seemingly safe place, and clicked on the Shen Xing Hao Qi League. More than 500 people lined up in front, and Chi Tang felt that it was probably his turn to make money, and the offense and defense had already been finished.

You quietly said to [Su Can]: QAQ is so wet, the power went out, and now I can’t get in.

After waiting for a long time, Su Can didn't reply to him. It seems that the fighting inside was not as fierce as usual.Chi Tang suddenly felt a sense of frustration, feeling that in Su Can's eyes, he couldn't even match a few heads.It is said that the time spent waiting for the person he likes to reply to the text message is wonderful, Chi Tang just wants to say fuck off and don't mislead the public, he is obviously anxious, worried, nervous, and at the same time a little bit worried.

When I remembered the private chat prompt, the heart hanging in my throat finally sank.Chi Tang had to slap himself in the face, waiting is indeed wonderful sometimes.

[Luo Wudi] said quietly: Why did you come on, the bound milk of labor and capital was taken away by Su Can! !I'm furious!

What kind of language should be used to describe Chi Tang's current mood.More expectation, more disappointment?In fact, it's not that serious, he just changed from wanting Su Can to get back to him with his feet, to never wanting to get back to Su Can.

You quietly said to [Luo Wudi]: I went to catch up on the manuscript, and I couldn't find an excuse to get out of the way, so I directly unplugged the network cable!It's too late for me to react! 500 people!That's 500 people!Can you still play offense and defense well, earn prestige, save battle ranks and change equipment!

[Falling Invincible] quietly said: Deserve it!

Anyway, there was no hope of attacking and defending in the afternoon, so Chi Tang simply quit the game, hung up YY, and continued to revise his manuscript.After the attack and defense were over, Su Can poked him YY, Chi Tang Mingming saw it but pretended to be dead and deliberately ignored him. Fortunately, the computer version of YY didn't have the [read] function.

After opening the Internet, Chi Tang always minimizes PS, browses Weibo for a while, goes to Bilibili to watch two funny videos, and goes to Post Bar to see if there are any wonderful 818.So the coloring can be done in one or two hours, but he procrastinated until almost five o'clock.After sending the email, Chi Tang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally completed the task on time.

It was nearly two hours earlier, and when flying to the Haoqi League, Chi Tang saw a group of [next door group] at Shenxing point, and Su Can who was exchanging ideas with Luo Wudi. He is flirtatious and coquettish, with sharp predictions, so handsome that he wants to make people kneel and lick him.

The corner of Chi Tang's mouth was crooked, and he knew which muscle was wrong. Su Can changed into a hairy Asan outfit, which matched well with Luo Wudi in the same Asan outfit.But Chi Tang has already felt the artist's malice, just like the snowflakes falling in winter, purposefully passing through the gap between the collar and neck, and falling directly on the skin.It couldn't have been more terrifying.

He sat cross-legged and focused on Su Can, seeing every skill and every move of Su Can.I don't know if it's because of the technical gap, Chi Tang didn't feel that the big WC held by Luo Wudi had any oppressive effect on Su Can.

[Nearby] A Meow: Chichi, you came so early.What the hell, I can't wait to become a monkey grandson this afternoon.

[Nearby] Wanlaichi: Why?

[Nearby] A Yamiao: You can create a clone by pulling out two hairs.

Chi Tang thought of Luo Wudi complaining to him, and Su Can snatched A Yameow, so he couldn't help laughing.

Chi Tang hung up YY on the guild channel, and as soon as he entered, he heard Su Can and Luo Wudi arguing there. Hearing this tone, the two had been fighting all afternoon to fight for the ownership of A Yameow.

Damn!Which scum begged me to be his bond milk!Chi Tang was going crazy, but he still acted nonchalantly: "It seems that this flower has been disliked by others, I'd better go play in Huajian."

"Don't!" Su Can yelled, distracted for a moment, unexpectedly pressed the wrong skill, was caught in a loophole, and then was pierced beyond recognition by the rainstorm pear blossom needle with special effects.

"Hahaha! Let's go, let's go." Luo Wudi's laughter was a little frenzied.

[Nearby] Wan Lai Chi: Invincible is great!mwah!

Seeing that Chi Tang deliberately put himself aside and ignored him, Su Can guessed that it was because he had heard about the fact that he was bound to milk by saying that A, Meow, in YY just now. Childish, but if you think about it, you might be unhappy if you were yourself. After all, the two have reached a consensus that Wan Lai Chi is Su Can's bound milk, and Su Can is Wan Lai Chi's bound DPS.It's just that he won't be like Chi Tang, and he doesn't know how to hide it so clearly.

In fact, Su Can completely misunderstood the point. Chi Tang was awkward because he didn't reply to the private chat.

He turned on the mic and said to Chi Tang in an orderly manner: If it was Chi Tang's wife who attacked and defended in the afternoon, she should be able to collect more kills.

"Su Can, our friendship has come to an end, goodbye!" Ah Yamiao was furious.

"Since when did we have a friendship?"

It's true, even the words that choke people say are the same.

On the square in front of the main hall of the Haoqi League, the offensive and defensive commander blew up a real orange for a girl, and even swiped the world to ask her to be his love interest. For a while, the copy party began to overwhelm the sky again.Chi Tang also joined in the fun, copied a sentence, and was quickly wiped out. Who would have thought that a sharp-eyed girl would be able to spot Chi Tang among so many people, and replied to him [You laugh at me too!seek death! ]

The girl is a poisonous sister, Yu Jieyin, but she speaks very softly, and she has no aloof airs at all.Chi Tang remembered her because, when she was playing in the 10th palace, the poisonous sister pushed the blue to Luo Wudi, she was stupid and cute.Later, a few people chatted while playing, and found that the cute spots were quite similar, so they added friends casually.But I don't usually talk, but occasionally meet when I'm standing on the street in the main city, and I will chat for a few words, so I can't say how familiar I am.

Ah, Miao watched the flag planting all afternoon, and was impatient, so she dragged Chi Tang to watch the show of affection.The two ran up the long steps. There were already three floors of onlookers, but most of them were relatives and friends who had been squatting there early in the morning.

When Chi Tang saw Jun Ye and Du Jie standing inside the heart-shaped fireworks, he felt that they were a good match no matter how they looked, and wondered when he would have the opportunity to be like Jun Ye, blast an orange openly, and ask for love from the person he likes.It suddenly occurred to him that A, Miao, had been playing Jisan for so long, and he hadn't seen any particularly close man with her, so he casually asked why she didn't find a relationship.As a result, Chi Tang's heart sank after what A Meow said, as if something heavy was weighing on him, and he was depressed and uncomfortable.

A Yamiao said, she is already very old, and she is not a little girl, so how could she still believe in online dating naively.

"Is there anything more unreliable than online dating?"

"It seems to be gone." Chi Tang echoed with an embarrassed smile.

The military master put real oranges on the poisonous sister all the way, and the explosion filled the entire stone steps from the main hall to the Shenxing point.Chi Tang sat on A Yameow's horse and followed him all the way.Not far away, Luo Wudi and Su Can were still fighting like no one else, not at all attracted by the fireworks all over the floor.

"Fucking good card." Luo Wudi looked at the crowd getting closer and closer to him, and only said this.

A Yamiao complained that no one put real oranges on her, Chi Tang thought for a while, jumped off the horse, summoned the little white snake from the Chinese New Year recharge event, and bought an orange fryer for her.

[Nearby] A Meow: QAQ is a good apprentice in China! ! !

"There is still an achievement." Chi Tang looked at the "One-hearted" achievement that popped up on the screen, and asked in surprise.

Su Can seemed to think of something suddenly, and let out a "huh".

"Speaking of achievements, I thought of the one I played for you last time, it happened to be No.90 nine, and it gave me an achievement called unchanging until death." Su Can said.

unswervingly to death.

Chi Tang's face suddenly turned red. He touched it with his hand, and it was as hot as a fever.It was the coldest winter, but his palms were covered with sweat. Chi Tang felt that if he was face to face instead of separated by a screen, Su Can would definitely hear the sound of his heart beating faster.This heartbeat was Chi Tang's most authentic voice, and no matter how skilled an actor was, he couldn't hide it.

Obviously knowing that it was not intentional, out of the 99 real oranges, 98 were released to others, but he still pretended not to know anything, and couldn't help being happy.

Chi Tang suddenly felt that his nose was sore, and something seemed to go into his eyes, and tears flowed out of pain.