Battlefield Gejian

Sunday, noon.

The first one to go back to the dormitory was Qingtan. When he entered the door and saw Zhan Ge and Jie having lunch happily, he was still a little surprised.Jie dedicated his fried shrimp and beef to Zhan Ge, and Zhan Ge was not polite, he took them all over, ate them as usual, stuffed his cheeks, and chewed quickly, looking like a chicken Small hamsters eating.If it's someone else, he must think it's too ridiculous, but if it's Zhan Ge, he unconditionally says it's too cute!Is this the so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Qingtan laughed and closed the door.

"I'm back!" He said to the two who were eating.Jie returned a bright smile, Zhan Ge just nodded and continued to eat.

"I brought you delicious food!" Qingtan took out a wooden box and placed it on Zhan Ge's table.The wooden box is painted with vermilion and gold lacquer, and the sides of the box are engraved with detailed images of people, all of whom are crowned with long hair and skirts fluttering.The shape of grapes is hollowed out or engraved on the handle.

Zhan Ge quickly emptied his lunch and came to his desk, looking at this exquisite box.The cute nose fluttered slightly, Qing Tan opened the box for him, and Zhan Ge's eyes quickly turned into a heart shape.A sweet and waxy fragrance that he had never smelled before floated into his nose, and Zhan Ge couldn't help taking a deep breath.

"It smells so good!" Looking at the colorful pastries stacked in the box, various exquisite patterns of flowers, plants, birds and animals were also molded on the pastries.Zhan Ge quickly picked up a piece of pink one and stuffed it in his mouth. The delicate pastry melted in his mouth, and the scent of flowers and glutinous fragrance permeated between his lips and teeth, making Zhan Ge squint his eyes in satisfaction.

"good to eat!"

"I'll bring it to you next time!" Qingtan smiled dotingly.

"Yeah." Zhan Ge nodded towards Qingtan, with pastries stuffed in his mouth.

"Don't eat before going to bed, be careful of tooth decay!" Qingtan teased.

"No way!" Of course there will be no tooth decay, the intelligent system will never let this happen. "Want to eat?" Zhan Ge handed a piece to Jie.

White and slender fingers are holding a piece of golden pastry, and the fingertips are dotted with a few sparkling icings. In Jie's eyes, the fingers themselves are more attractive than the pastry.Without even thinking about it, he rushed over and took the pastry away. When his tongue touched the cool fingertips, Zhan Ge flinched subconsciously.Jie just looked stupid, but he wasn't really stupid. Of course he noticed Zhan Ge's slight reaction, and a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes.The fragrant and delicate pastry is like chewing wax in the mouth at this time.

Although Zhan Ge told himself not to anger a person who doesn't remember his mistakes, his body will still honestly reflect his true psychology.

The atmosphere is a little stiff.

"Meow!" the cat meowed to break the silence.

The three of them were taken aback, and looked around the dormitory for a week.

The door opened and Mitchell walked in.He stood motionless in front of Zhan Ge.Qingtan, Jie, and Zhange all had question marks on their heads. ? ? ?

"Meow!"

The three question marks instantly turned into? ! ? ! ? !

Mitchell?cat meow? !cat people?The three were shocked! !The black line on the forehead!

"Meow!" A fluffy white head swished out of Mitchell's chest pocket.A pair of big glazed eyes looked at the three strangers in front of him who stared at him with wide eyes.

cat?The three subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.Thought Mitchell never spoke because he could only meow! (Hey, what kind of thinking are you guys doing!) But Zhan Ge knows that there are some lighter-colored marks on the hidden corner of Mitchell's jaw. It's not that Mitchell doesn't speak, but he can't speak.That day, on the speedboat, he uttered the nickname of Less-fiend (the devil, the devilish person, the cruel person; the addict; the expert in a certain field), which is similar to the friction between the throat and the air. It is estimated that only Zhan Ge's hearing, which is different from ordinary people, can distinguish the pronunciation of the sound.By the way, Mitchell is a real "facial paralyzed" coffin face, he has damaged facial nerves, so he can't make any expressions.

Mitchell lifted the back of the kitten and handed it to Zhan Ge.

?Zhan Ge looked at Mitchell!

"Give it to me?" Zhan Ge asked the flat-faced Mitchell.Mitchell seemed to dodge a little in his eyes, and nodded.It was his first time giving something to someone, so he was still a little embarrassed. (What a shy Mitchell! So cute!)

Zhan Ge took the cat with both hands, put it in his hand and looked at it.

Stare~~!

The other three watched silently.Is this a magnetic field exchange and contest between animals?But, these two really look like the same kind!Especially the eyes are very similar!

As a medical staff who tends to be cleanliness, the first thing to do when you get a pet is to "wash it clean"!Zhan Ge picked up the cat and walked towards the bathroom.Zhan Ge was actually very happy to receive the kitten as a gift. He wanted to raise one since he was a child, but his family definitely didn't allow it.

Everyone thinks that bathing pets is a warm thing. In a bathtub full of bubbles, you paddle and play, rub the head, rub the chin, and wash the tender feet of the cute pet!

Are you fucking kidding me!

As soon as the cat entered the bathroom, his eyes suddenly widened. He seemed to be able to predict what kind of human tragedy would happen next.As soon as the door was locked, it was announced that the cat-man war had officially begun.

"Meow!~" A terrifying scream came from the bathroom.Vic pushed the door open and entered in good time, also slightly startled.He looked into the bathroom by the door.

"What is this doing?" Vic asked the three people who were doing their own work.

"Mitchell sent a cat to Zhan Zhan, and he is bathing the cat inside!" Jay was going online, responding to Vic's question.

Vic looked around and found that Elvis hadn't returned yet.Get out your own computer and get to work!However, the computer he turned on was not a web page, it was full of dense programming symbols.

"Ah, stinky cat, don't run away!" The two in the bathroom were arguing happily.

This cat is small in size, its hair is slightly longer than medium and short, and its two big eyes bulge out after being wetted by water. It is indescribably funny, like an alien creature.Zhan Ge grabbed its head and pressed it into the water.Do you still expect Zhan Ge, who has a less-than-sound personality, to treat a cat with tenderness? The answer is of course impossible!

"Wow, you look so ugly!" Zhan Ge tsk-tsk commented on a certain cat that showed its original shape, and then went for the shampoo for bathing.The cat actually bared its teeth and yelled at Zhan Ge as if it understood.The cat meowed in the bathroom.

A certain paralyzed person outside the bathroom was slightly displeased when he heard Zhan Ge comment on the "gift" he gave him.Mitchell thought, is it so ugly?I thought it was cute at the time, and I picked it up because it looked a lot like him.Mitchell began to think about his own aesthetics.

Zhan Ge rubbed and rubbed the cat's body with his hands full of bubbles.A certain cat is struggling in pain, don't, don't, don't take a bath! "Meow meow meow!"

"Don't move! If you move again, I will strip your hair off, cut off your tail and roast it!" As soon as the words came out, the faces of the four people outside the bathroom were all covered with black lines. It really sounded like what Zhan Ge said .

A certain cat struggled in horror.

"Ah, you caught me! Smelly cat, you are dead!" Mao Mao was not afraid of Zhan Ge's intimidation, and the more he fought, the more courageous he was, and he used the "Soul Scattering Iron Claw" to attack.Zhan Ge did not show weakness, he pressed the cat in the bathtub, and began to attack from all sides with the shower head.As a result, the cat flinched and escaped from its clutches.

People outside the bathroom heard a "splash" of water.

Jie finally couldn't help it, and walked to the bathroom door to see what happened.As soon as the door opened, a white figure quickly rushed out from the back in the form of lightning.The wet Zhan Ge crawled out of the bathtub full of bubbles, his shirt was wet, and he was only wearing a pair of panties underneath.Before Jie came back to his senses, Zhan Ge's angry face magnified in front of his eyes.The Zhan Ge evil ghost mode is fully turned on, pushing Jie who is blocking the door, and rushing out with bare feet.

The eyes of the three people outside were all shining like spotlights, and they focused on Zhan Ge with a swipe.

This is, wet body temptation!

Someone whose attention is completely absorbed by the fleeing cat, running around chasing the soapy cat scurrying around.

"Meow! Meow! Meow!" Don't chase me, you scoundrel.A certain cat was at the end of his rope, so he jumped on a certain facial paralyzed gentleman who was leaning on his bed without saying a word and "reading a book"!Master, help!Then, after another big cat blew its fur, it also jumped onto Mr. Facial Paralyzed's bed in desperation.After a period of turmoil, a certain big cat was embraced by Mr. Facial Paralyzed. (Mitchell thought, maybe Zhan Ge thinks you are not too cute, but, well done, I will buy you canned fresh fish!)

After Zhan Ge caught a cat that was running around, he found himself sitting in Mitchell's arms, with his legs on Mitchell's waist, his hands around Mitchell's neck, and his hands grabbing the cat. looking at a struggling cat.This posture is indescribably ambiguous.A gentleman with facial paralysis held Zhan Ge's waist with his right hand, and the warm and delicate skin felt from between his fingers. The wet clothes clung to his body, outlining a firm and smooth abdomen, and the little red fruit stimulated by the cold quietly stood upright. In the front, Mitchell's eyes obviously darkened.

Qing Tan stepped forward and grabbed Zhan Ge by the collar to rescue him from the "dangerous situation".Qingtan absolutely believed that if he made the move one step later, Mitchell would definitely overwhelm Zhan Ge and do something without hesitation.Qingtan carried Zhan Ge to his bed, then took out a bath towel and draped it over his shoulders.

"Are you bathing the cat, or bathing yourself?" Qing Tan teased, picking up another towel to wipe Zhan Ge's hair.The cat in Zhan Ge's hand must have been exhausted from thumping, panting and lying motionless on Zhan Ge's lap.Zhan Ge also took a towel and wiped it off.

Qing Tan picked up the hair dryer to blow Zhan Ge's hair, running his fingers through the soft hair, gently kneading Zhan Ge's scalp.

"Is it comfortable?" Qing Tan asked Zhan Ge who seemed to be enjoying himself.

Zhan Ge squinted his eyes and nodded, his expression was as anxious as that of a cat on his lap, and he made a few people around him laugh.

Kittens with blow-dried fur are fluffier, softer and shinier than before!

"Wow!" Zhan Ge smirked, holding a certain cat down on Qingtan's bed, began to roll, and then lifted it above his head. "It still looks cute!"

Mr. Facial Paralysis is quite satisfied to hear this evaluation.

The five people who had dinner were doing their own things, and Vic stared at his computer for a whole afternoon, occasionally being attracted by Zhan Ge's laughter.Qingtan fiddled with his own tarot cards, flipping through a thick yellowed book.Mitchell closed his eyes and meditated.Because of Zhan Ge's reaction before, Jie didn't dare to approach him rashly, so he had to go online. The title of the web page read: What should I do if I do something bad to the person I like?

Before that, none of them knew that Zhan Ge would play with cats like a child.Zhan Ge lay face down on his bed and looked at the cat.

"Meow!" the cat yelled dissatisfiedly at Zhan Ge.

Zhan Ge stare -

"Meow!"

stare--

"Meow!" the cat couldn't stand Zhan Ge's aggressive gaze, and yelled.At the same time, Zhan Ge pouted his ass and yelled at the cat, "Meow!"

So the dormitory was still, and Qingtan couldn't hold back, from a chuckle to a belly laugh.The other people finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. Although Mitchell couldn't laugh, his eyes were full of doting and laughter.

So cute!

For no apparent reason, Zhan Ge looked back at the crowd who were inexplicably laughing.

At this time, the door was opened.

The deacon in black came in, leaned over and made a gesture of invitation.Unexpectedly, Elvis walked in, and the servant behind the deacon picked up a metal food box and put it on the low coffee table in the living room, and bowed out.

"Master, I wish you a happy day!" The deacon bowed and retreated.

"I'm back!" Elvis said to everyone in the dormitory.

The author has something to say: for Mao, for Mao, for Mao!

I feel that losing collections is more tragic than losing money and charging wrong phone bills! !

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