Battlefield Gejian
Chapter 37 Lovely Misunderstanding
Zhan Ge opened his yellow duck pajamas and lowered his head to smell it.How can there be any smell, if there is a smell of sweat, how can it be a fragrance.Everyone's shower gel is unified by the school, and I don't wear perfume.
Ives saw Zhan Ge burying his head in his clothes and smelling it, so he also leaned over and sniffed against Zhan Ge's neck.His breath hit the side of Zhan Ge's neck, itching.Zhan Ge, who was really in a bad mood, rubbed his neck and glared at the perpetrator.
"I smell it too, the scent!" Elvis smiled brightly.
Zhan Ge frowned, is my nose broken?
"Let me just say, there really are." Jie poked his head out and said.
Zhan Ge ignored the two men and found clothes to change.Front, back, front, back, put it away first.Zhan Ge took off his pajamas and pajama pants with the two on his back.A piece of triangular strawberry cake was printed on the pure white briefs.Everyone's eyes swished and all focused on the upturned little butt.Eye-catching big benefits!
Zhan Ge with thick lines has no idea what consequences his actions will cause, and carefully identifies the front and back of the clothes.After putting it on, turn around and button it.Forgot to turn the clothes inside out.So I took it off again.The attractive little red fruit dangled in front of Elvis' eyes.Jie stiffened his body, and suddenly covered his mouth and nose and rushed into the bathroom.Zhan Ge glanced suspiciously at the direction where Jie disappeared, thinking, what a rough guy to urinate so urgently.It would be nice to go early!Then proceed to identify the front and back of the clothes. (Who has a rough personality?)
Qingtan put down the tarot cards in his hand and walked over, "Let me help you."
Elvis came back to his senses when he heard Qingtan's voice, "I'll help too."
Qingtan took the clothes from Zhan Ge. "To tell the front and back, just look at the seams and the label on the collar."
Zhan Ge nodded suddenly.
In the past in the military camp, it was Kathy who helped to dress.Every day when she gets up, Kathy will help Zhan Ge get dressed first, because Zhan Ge's movements of getting dressed are really too slow.If you leave it alone, you will definitely be late.To Zhan Ge, Kaixi is an existence beyond the definition of his elder brother.Everyone else in the dormitory joked that Zhan Ge was Kathy's child.
"Come on, put your hand in." Qing Tan stood behind Zhan Ge and guided him with his shirt in his hand.Although Zhan Ge wasn't used to accepting other people's kindness, he obediently put his hand in when facing Qing Tan who had a gentle smile on his face.
"Xiao Zhan Zhan's skin is really good." Qing Tan said, touching Zhan Ge's waist, and then along the slender waistline all the way down, gently pulling the belt and flicking it. "The panties are so cute!" Zhan Ge thought it was Qingtan's prank, and ignored it.
Elvis helped to button the button, and his fingers touched Zhan Ge's chest impartially.Zhan Ge trembled slightly.Ives watched Zhan Ge's reaction with satisfaction.
Elvis and Qingtan looked at each other.
"Qingtan, don't get involved in my sun!" Elvis warned with his eyes.
"Who said he is yours? I'm going to touch it!" Qing Tan also shot back with his eyes.
Next comes pants and coats.Elvis and Qingtan blatantly ate Zhan Ge's tofu, and stopped contentedly.The dull Zhan Ge was touched all over his body and didn't know that he was being mopped up, allowing the two of them to run amok on him.Because Kathy also gets money when helping to dress, Zhan Ge has become accustomed to it.Isn't it normal to have physical touch when helping to get dressed?It's okay if everyone is a man!
From now on, when I get dressed in the morning, the dormitory will be like the emperor enthroned.Zhan Ge alone accepts the emperor-level treatment of at least two or more people helping to dress.All he needs to do is raise his hands and stretch his legs.
"Is it okay to touch me?" Zhan Ge said to Elvis who was knocking on the button of his coat.
Aves paused for a moment to understand what he was referring to. "It doesn't matter what you say." Then he showed an extremely dazzling smile at Zhan Ge.
Almost ready, Zhan Ge took out his phone and began to read the rules of survival in the wild.Tents, sleeping bags and medicines are uniformly distributed by the school.The tool is limited to the same per person and purchased by oneself.Unlimited shoes and clothing, unlimited food.In addition to the basic equipment and tools, and the amount of food for five days and four nights, one person simply cannot afford that much, which means that the food needs to be provided by oneself.Each person is assigned a pistol, but it is clearly stipulated that they cannot be used against students.
"Zhan Ge." Vic called out. "We'll go shopping in a while, do you have any suggestions, such as what tools to bring?"
"For tools..." Zhan Ge pondered for a moment, "That depends on which route we choose, and it would be better if we can make targeted choices."
Vic nodded and took out his computer, on which a three-dimensional map was mapped. "Then let's choose!" There are five routes in different colors marked on the map.
Everyone in the dormitory held a meeting.
Zhan Ge compared. "There is nothing to choose. These five routes have been estimated in difficulty, and it doesn't matter which one you choose."
"Great fortune teller, what do you think?" Vic asked Qingtan.
"Whoever should come will come. If I have to choose, I will follow the crowd!" Qingtan shrugged.
"Let's choose a road that everyone doesn't choose. I'm afraid the road will be blocked." Elvis said helplessly.
"It's better to let Vic, the vice-captain, choose one." Jie spoke.
"Then Route No. [-]!" Route No. [-] starts with a plain swamp, passes through a basin that flows through a large river, bypasses mountains, and then passes through dense forests.
"Then what tools do we bring?" Jay asked Vic curiously.
"You can only bring six tools. This requirement is too harsh." Vik pushed his glasses, "Ask Zhan Ge, I think he will have good suggestions."
Zhan Ge began to impart his experience. "If you have to bring six tools, it's good to disguise some things. First of all, the knife is very important. A multi-function folding knife is very useful. If we only carry one knife, we must choose the general-purpose, sharp Strong, durable and comfortable. Next is the tinder. We can disguise the tinder. Choose a metal cigarette case, polish it to shine like a mirror, and seal it. Remember to carry it with you. Put matches, Candles, flint and magnifying glass, and finally stuffed with cotton. Cotton can be used to ignite the fire when needed, and at the same time, it can prevent the small items inside from colliding with each other and making noise." Zhan Ge looked at the map, "We can pass through rivers and swamps. Bring a fishhook and fishing line. Also carry a button-sized compass with clear scales, preferably a liquid-filled type. Beta lights, beta lights are a crystal luminous body, only the size of a coin, but used at night Good for viewing maps and good bait for night fishing. Also rope. Useful for laying traps or snares and also solves a lot of survival problems. Chocolate is a good choice for food. Salt is a must , it would be better if there is electrolytic salt powder that contains vitamins and other minerals needed by the human body.”
Jie nodded desperately. "Xiao Zhan Zhan is so smart. How did you use your brain to memorize so many things?"
Zhan Ge squinted at him, "I'm not using my brain to memorize things, but my life!" Because any mistake may put him in a dangerous situation.In the training camp, the instructors will use all kinds of bloody lessons to let them deeply record all the knowledge points.
The weekend was spent without incident.
On Monday morning, everyone just woke up and saw someone sitting on the balcony.Wearing a cute yellow duck pajamas, who is not Zhange?
Zhan Ge turned his back to everyone, and kept rubbing his hands in front of him.The body is shaking again and again.
Jay's jaw had almost dropped to the floor.Ah~! !Xiao Zhan Zhan, you are too bold, this kind of thing should be done in the bathroom, how can it be done on the balcony!
The people who woke up pretended not to see anything, and packed their things.When everyone was almost ready, Zhan Ge was still sitting there performing this action.
Did it take so long?
Of course, no one said what was in their hearts.
"Hey, that Zhan Ge, we don't want to disturb you, but we have to go." Ai Weisi said awkwardly with his back to his Zhan Ge.
"It will be ready soon." Zhan Ge replied quickly, and as the movements in his hands became faster and faster, everyone's breathing became constricted.Zhan Ge raised his head, only heaving a long sigh of relief.Not as beautiful as imagined.
"Huh, it's finally healed, my hands are sore."
Everyone was covered in black lines.Don't say this kind of thing!
Zhan Ge turned around and said to everyone, "Do you have condoms?"
What?Everyone was shocked again.Asked if there was a condom after doing "such" to the crowd.Zhan Ge, what exactly do you want to do?Are you tempting us to push you down?
"No, no." Elvis stammered.No matter how unlimited you are, I still believe that you are my sun.
"It must be too late to buy." Zhan Ge shook his head.
Is it so urgent?
Zhan Ge stood up and turned around to enter the room, holding the newly bought knife the day before yesterday in his left hand.
"What were you doing just now?" Elvis asked.
"Grease the knife!" Zhan Ge replied naturally, but found that everyone looked at him with strange eyes.
"Ah, yes, new knives should be oiled. Then why do you keep rubbing them?"
Zhan Ge raised the knife in his hand. "I just found that it was stained with hard-to-clean stains, so I wiped it hard!"
So it is!Everyone thought that their own thoughts were too nasty, and according to Zhan Ge's personality, "that kind of" thing is impossible to happen!
"What about condoms? Go buy them on the way to meet. Condoms are very good water bags, which can hold at least [-] pints of water. I didn't mention it because there is a river passing by on the road. Now that I think about it, it's better to take it with me. Prepare for emergencies."
Yes, a rainy day!Everyone was thinking about another "contingency".
Two condoms flew from Mitchell's direction and landed on the table.Mitchell was wearing a condom?Why would he have?Everyone speculates from his attitude towards Zhan Ge, are you also doing it for a "contingency"?
Zhan Ge looked at the condoms on the table and shouted, "Wow, LUCKY! You don't need to buy any more."
Ives saw Zhan Ge burying his head in his clothes and smelling it, so he also leaned over and sniffed against Zhan Ge's neck.His breath hit the side of Zhan Ge's neck, itching.Zhan Ge, who was really in a bad mood, rubbed his neck and glared at the perpetrator.
"I smell it too, the scent!" Elvis smiled brightly.
Zhan Ge frowned, is my nose broken?
"Let me just say, there really are." Jie poked his head out and said.
Zhan Ge ignored the two men and found clothes to change.Front, back, front, back, put it away first.Zhan Ge took off his pajamas and pajama pants with the two on his back.A piece of triangular strawberry cake was printed on the pure white briefs.Everyone's eyes swished and all focused on the upturned little butt.Eye-catching big benefits!
Zhan Ge with thick lines has no idea what consequences his actions will cause, and carefully identifies the front and back of the clothes.After putting it on, turn around and button it.Forgot to turn the clothes inside out.So I took it off again.The attractive little red fruit dangled in front of Elvis' eyes.Jie stiffened his body, and suddenly covered his mouth and nose and rushed into the bathroom.Zhan Ge glanced suspiciously at the direction where Jie disappeared, thinking, what a rough guy to urinate so urgently.It would be nice to go early!Then proceed to identify the front and back of the clothes. (Who has a rough personality?)
Qingtan put down the tarot cards in his hand and walked over, "Let me help you."
Elvis came back to his senses when he heard Qingtan's voice, "I'll help too."
Qingtan took the clothes from Zhan Ge. "To tell the front and back, just look at the seams and the label on the collar."
Zhan Ge nodded suddenly.
In the past in the military camp, it was Kathy who helped to dress.Every day when she gets up, Kathy will help Zhan Ge get dressed first, because Zhan Ge's movements of getting dressed are really too slow.If you leave it alone, you will definitely be late.To Zhan Ge, Kaixi is an existence beyond the definition of his elder brother.Everyone else in the dormitory joked that Zhan Ge was Kathy's child.
"Come on, put your hand in." Qing Tan stood behind Zhan Ge and guided him with his shirt in his hand.Although Zhan Ge wasn't used to accepting other people's kindness, he obediently put his hand in when facing Qing Tan who had a gentle smile on his face.
"Xiao Zhan Zhan's skin is really good." Qing Tan said, touching Zhan Ge's waist, and then along the slender waistline all the way down, gently pulling the belt and flicking it. "The panties are so cute!" Zhan Ge thought it was Qingtan's prank, and ignored it.
Elvis helped to button the button, and his fingers touched Zhan Ge's chest impartially.Zhan Ge trembled slightly.Ives watched Zhan Ge's reaction with satisfaction.
Elvis and Qingtan looked at each other.
"Qingtan, don't get involved in my sun!" Elvis warned with his eyes.
"Who said he is yours? I'm going to touch it!" Qing Tan also shot back with his eyes.
Next comes pants and coats.Elvis and Qingtan blatantly ate Zhan Ge's tofu, and stopped contentedly.The dull Zhan Ge was touched all over his body and didn't know that he was being mopped up, allowing the two of them to run amok on him.Because Kathy also gets money when helping to dress, Zhan Ge has become accustomed to it.Isn't it normal to have physical touch when helping to get dressed?It's okay if everyone is a man!
From now on, when I get dressed in the morning, the dormitory will be like the emperor enthroned.Zhan Ge alone accepts the emperor-level treatment of at least two or more people helping to dress.All he needs to do is raise his hands and stretch his legs.
"Is it okay to touch me?" Zhan Ge said to Elvis who was knocking on the button of his coat.
Aves paused for a moment to understand what he was referring to. "It doesn't matter what you say." Then he showed an extremely dazzling smile at Zhan Ge.
Almost ready, Zhan Ge took out his phone and began to read the rules of survival in the wild.Tents, sleeping bags and medicines are uniformly distributed by the school.The tool is limited to the same per person and purchased by oneself.Unlimited shoes and clothing, unlimited food.In addition to the basic equipment and tools, and the amount of food for five days and four nights, one person simply cannot afford that much, which means that the food needs to be provided by oneself.Each person is assigned a pistol, but it is clearly stipulated that they cannot be used against students.
"Zhan Ge." Vic called out. "We'll go shopping in a while, do you have any suggestions, such as what tools to bring?"
"For tools..." Zhan Ge pondered for a moment, "That depends on which route we choose, and it would be better if we can make targeted choices."
Vic nodded and took out his computer, on which a three-dimensional map was mapped. "Then let's choose!" There are five routes in different colors marked on the map.
Everyone in the dormitory held a meeting.
Zhan Ge compared. "There is nothing to choose. These five routes have been estimated in difficulty, and it doesn't matter which one you choose."
"Great fortune teller, what do you think?" Vic asked Qingtan.
"Whoever should come will come. If I have to choose, I will follow the crowd!" Qingtan shrugged.
"Let's choose a road that everyone doesn't choose. I'm afraid the road will be blocked." Elvis said helplessly.
"It's better to let Vic, the vice-captain, choose one." Jie spoke.
"Then Route No. [-]!" Route No. [-] starts with a plain swamp, passes through a basin that flows through a large river, bypasses mountains, and then passes through dense forests.
"Then what tools do we bring?" Jay asked Vic curiously.
"You can only bring six tools. This requirement is too harsh." Vik pushed his glasses, "Ask Zhan Ge, I think he will have good suggestions."
Zhan Ge began to impart his experience. "If you have to bring six tools, it's good to disguise some things. First of all, the knife is very important. A multi-function folding knife is very useful. If we only carry one knife, we must choose the general-purpose, sharp Strong, durable and comfortable. Next is the tinder. We can disguise the tinder. Choose a metal cigarette case, polish it to shine like a mirror, and seal it. Remember to carry it with you. Put matches, Candles, flint and magnifying glass, and finally stuffed with cotton. Cotton can be used to ignite the fire when needed, and at the same time, it can prevent the small items inside from colliding with each other and making noise." Zhan Ge looked at the map, "We can pass through rivers and swamps. Bring a fishhook and fishing line. Also carry a button-sized compass with clear scales, preferably a liquid-filled type. Beta lights, beta lights are a crystal luminous body, only the size of a coin, but used at night Good for viewing maps and good bait for night fishing. Also rope. Useful for laying traps or snares and also solves a lot of survival problems. Chocolate is a good choice for food. Salt is a must , it would be better if there is electrolytic salt powder that contains vitamins and other minerals needed by the human body.”
Jie nodded desperately. "Xiao Zhan Zhan is so smart. How did you use your brain to memorize so many things?"
Zhan Ge squinted at him, "I'm not using my brain to memorize things, but my life!" Because any mistake may put him in a dangerous situation.In the training camp, the instructors will use all kinds of bloody lessons to let them deeply record all the knowledge points.
The weekend was spent without incident.
On Monday morning, everyone just woke up and saw someone sitting on the balcony.Wearing a cute yellow duck pajamas, who is not Zhange?
Zhan Ge turned his back to everyone, and kept rubbing his hands in front of him.The body is shaking again and again.
Jay's jaw had almost dropped to the floor.Ah~! !Xiao Zhan Zhan, you are too bold, this kind of thing should be done in the bathroom, how can it be done on the balcony!
The people who woke up pretended not to see anything, and packed their things.When everyone was almost ready, Zhan Ge was still sitting there performing this action.
Did it take so long?
Of course, no one said what was in their hearts.
"Hey, that Zhan Ge, we don't want to disturb you, but we have to go." Ai Weisi said awkwardly with his back to his Zhan Ge.
"It will be ready soon." Zhan Ge replied quickly, and as the movements in his hands became faster and faster, everyone's breathing became constricted.Zhan Ge raised his head, only heaving a long sigh of relief.Not as beautiful as imagined.
"Huh, it's finally healed, my hands are sore."
Everyone was covered in black lines.Don't say this kind of thing!
Zhan Ge turned around and said to everyone, "Do you have condoms?"
What?Everyone was shocked again.Asked if there was a condom after doing "such" to the crowd.Zhan Ge, what exactly do you want to do?Are you tempting us to push you down?
"No, no." Elvis stammered.No matter how unlimited you are, I still believe that you are my sun.
"It must be too late to buy." Zhan Ge shook his head.
Is it so urgent?
Zhan Ge stood up and turned around to enter the room, holding the newly bought knife the day before yesterday in his left hand.
"What were you doing just now?" Elvis asked.
"Grease the knife!" Zhan Ge replied naturally, but found that everyone looked at him with strange eyes.
"Ah, yes, new knives should be oiled. Then why do you keep rubbing them?"
Zhan Ge raised the knife in his hand. "I just found that it was stained with hard-to-clean stains, so I wiped it hard!"
So it is!Everyone thought that their own thoughts were too nasty, and according to Zhan Ge's personality, "that kind of" thing is impossible to happen!
"What about condoms? Go buy them on the way to meet. Condoms are very good water bags, which can hold at least [-] pints of water. I didn't mention it because there is a river passing by on the road. Now that I think about it, it's better to take it with me. Prepare for emergencies."
Yes, a rainy day!Everyone was thinking about another "contingency".
Two condoms flew from Mitchell's direction and landed on the table.Mitchell was wearing a condom?Why would he have?Everyone speculates from his attitude towards Zhan Ge, are you also doing it for a "contingency"?
Zhan Ge looked at the condoms on the table and shouted, "Wow, LUCKY! You don't need to buy any more."
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