Sick beauty self-help system

In order to cure Zhu Banxue's nosebleeds at every turn, Yan Susu specially asked the maid to prepare chrysanthemum cassia seeds and some tea mixed with honeysuckle for her to drink every day.

But with little success.

Zhu Banxue doesn't like to drink mixed bitter tea here. Compared with these things, she prefers to eat sesame glutinous rice balls and various kinds of sugar water.

Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess with a golden bottle and precious jade, pushed the Jianghuo tea aside with a little disgust, waited silently for Lan Yinjing to leave the room, and poured the tea into the flowerpot with lightning speed.

As soon as Lan Yinjing took a step, he heard the slight sound of water and immediately retreated into the room, and saw Her Royal Highness holding the tea bowl in her hand, wiping the corners of her mouth gracefully, as if she had just finished drinking.

Lan Yinjing took Zhu Banxue's hand delicately and weakly, with a shy face, she used that hand to push aside the cloth covering her collarbone, blinked her watery eyes and said, "Little girl heard that there is a Your Excellency would like to send you some girls, Your Highness..."

The eldest princess' fingers were forced to scratch Lan Yinjing's delicate collarbone, leaving a string of red marks on the delicate skin.

Zhu Banxue softly comforted her and said, "It's just a trivial matter, and no second person is allowed in the back house of this palace."

Lan Yinjingqiao smiled and turned her back to the maid behind her, she put Zhu Banxue's finger in her mouth, and gently massaged it with her small cherry tongue.

On Zhu Banxue's fingernails is the crimson Kodan, and on Lan Yinjing's delicate and juicy lips, she looks even more obscene | extravagant.

"How about the tea that the little girl prepared for you? Your Highness, do you still like it?" Lan Yinjing bit her fingertips maliciously, wiped the fingers with a handkerchief, and stood aside pretending to be fine.

Obviously what was in his hand was body fluid, but it made people think of something else for no reason.

Zhu Banxue lowered her brows and narrowed her eyes, with the dignified style of the royal family, "The taste is not bad. I have my own small kitchen, so you don't need to prepare it."

Before she finished speaking, a warm current gushed out of her nostrils, Zhu Banxue skillfully covered her nostrils with her fingers, and waved her hand to tell the girl to get out quickly.

As soon as Lan Yinjing withdrew, he immediately stuffed a snow-white veil into his nostrils. Fortunately, it was just an illusion, and the bleeding did not continue.

The eldest princess stuffed it with a handkerchief for a while before confirming that there was no bleeding.

Qiuhua said with concern: "The imperial doctor prescribed medicine for you, and this servant will fry it for you."

Zhu Banxue frowned unobtrusively, and asked the maid to leave.

When it was time to enter the palace, Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess changed into a new suit of clothes, sat on a sedan chair, and staggered into the palace.

The emperor sat on the throne in desperation, the situation was dangerous at that time, if she did not become the emperor, the two of them would be decapitated.

So Zhu Mingyuan bit the bullet and lived a lonely and helpless life of the emperor.

Without his beloved younger sister, Zhu Mingyuan would probably go crazy.

They made an appointment by a lake in the Imperial Garden, Zhu Mingyuan sat upright in a pavilion by the lake, with a fishing rod not far away, the chief eunuch stood meticulously not far away, and immediately squinted and smiled when he saw Zhu Banxue.

"Your Highness is here, Your Majesty has been waiting for you for a long time, please come in quickly."

Zhu Mingyuan stabilized the government with a thunderous momentum, did not establish a queen, and did not want to be restricted by the family, and was selecting candidates from among the daughters of the ministers in the court, but the number of concubines was not many, most of them were low-ranking concubines.

The front court and the harem were peaceful, everyone thought the emperor was a thunder tyrant, only Zhu Banxue knew that this man was really afraid of trouble.

One step is in place, nothing can be broken and nothing can be built, and order can be slowly rebuilt later.

Zhu Banxue stepped on the stone steps, and before she got close, she saw the solemn and majestic Zhu Mingyuan, who smiled quietly at her.

You are finally here wow.

Zhu Banxue saw relief in her eyes.

These days, she was dragged away by the little girl in the mansion to do some inconsequential things, her nosebleeds flowed like she didn't want money, and she was put on hold to enter the palace.

Zhu Banxue and Zhu Mingyuan sat by the lake, set up fishing rods, leaned on the chairs, and sighed at the same time.

"I heard from the imperial physician that Axue has been weak recently?" Zhu Mingyuan took a sip of ginseng tea, "How can you be weak at such a young age?"

As he spoke, Zhu Mingyuan glanced at his younger sister's expression. Her sister's straight face is very bluffing, and the ice in the middle of winter and March is not as cold as her.

Zhu Banxue stared at the float on the lake, "You are not weak? You are not weak, what kind of tea do you drink? There are too many beautiful Yingyingyanyans in the palace, so it is understandable to empty your body."

Zhu Mingyuan:? ? ?

The chief eunuch sweated beside him, only the eldest princess dared to talk to the emperor like this.

Zhu Mingyuan: "...Axue is wrong to blame me."

Laughing to death, the daily memorials smashed him to death one by one, how can I have the time to be lucky with the empress?

No matter how much lust is in her heart, her heart will be half cold when she sees the memorial of paying respects like snowflakes.

Most of the memorials read:

The emperor's ministers are rich in autumn pears here, and this is dedicated to you!

The emperor replied: Ai Qing, I don't need it.

Tell the emperor that Tianjin Wei has a strong man who can lift two bronze tripods.

The emperor's reply: read

Tell the emperor that the sudden heavy rain may be the dragon king's anger.

The emperor replied: Where are you?

This type of rubbish memorials required Zhu Mingyuan to spend a lot of time reviewing them. Among the huge number of memorials, only one or two were useful, and the emperor could only read them himself.

Zhu Banxue let out a chuckle and covered her mouth. This glance was full of smiles, she was so gorgeous, countless women in the palace could only learn superficially, most of them were just imitations.

When the emperor occasionally had the pleasure of visiting the harem, he could imagine how he felt when he saw these concubines laughing like his younger sister.

Countless people wanted to be the emperor and sit at the top of the power, but Zhu Mingyuan actually sat on it only to realize that the bad things that happened in four or five years were enough for him to complain for half his life.

"A Xuemo is going to make fun of me again. It is rumored that you dote on Miss Lan every day in the mansion, and you have a romantic affair with rumors in the neighborhood."

The emperor has already heard about the girl in his younger sister's mansion who almost drowned the daughter of the general Hussars in the garden, and burned a big blister on the neck of the daughter of his own mansion's mansion. I am afraid that no one will want such a cruel method in the future .

"If my sister's house is vacant, why don't I send you some beauties?"

Zhu Banxue nodded, her expression restrained slightly, seeing the buoy move, she immediately lifted the fishing rod.

While walking the fish, he said, "My girl is very cautious. If she meets another girl, the backyard might catch fire."

"I really can't do anything about that girl. Recently, the autumn is dry and dry, and I have nosebleeds all day long, so the girl thoughtfully prepared the fire-reducing tea."

Seeing the herring that weighed more than thirty catties she caught, Zhu Mingyuan clicked his tongue and said, "When we lived together in the palace, you had nosebleeds every day."

Besides, isn't it the job of a concubine to prepare some low-fire tea?

The emperor thought of those concubines in the harem, and wished he could give more than a dozen cans of health-preserving soup a day, and drank it out of his stomach.

At this moment, the chief eunuch received another health-preserving pigeon soup from Yigongshi.

Zhu Banxue glanced lightly and snorted coldly.

"It's just some humble tricks to please people, but Brother Huang, don't be fooled by this vulgar thing."

emperor:"……"

I see that you are surrounded by those Jianghuo tea fans, so I am too embarrassed to say it.

In just half an hour, Kung Fu Zhu Banxue caught more than a dozen fish one after another. This is not coming to the palace to discuss political affairs, but to buy goods in the imperial garden...

There was nothing in the fish basket in front of Zhu Mingyuan, so he had to throw down the fishing rod fiercely, turned around and went to the cabinet.

Zhu Banxue looked at the back of the emperor's brother, chose the biggest fat-headed fish, and put all the others back into the lake. Just as she was putting the fish in, another concubine brought health-preserving soup .

Zhu Banxue looked uneasy, the chief eunuch looked at it, and said ouch, "Your Highness, why don't you rest in the palace at noon, the old slave ordered the imperial dining room to make some soup for you, and most of the concubine's dishes were made by the servants in the small kitchen Yes, how many people are willing to wash their hands and make soup?"

Zhu Banxue said without hesitation: "My girl's food is pretty good, but it's a pity that you can't taste it."

The chief eunuch had no choice but to bend down and say yes.

Zhu Mingyuan not far away:?

Slowing down, listening to Zhu Banxue behind him, he continued, "Especially the chopped pepper fish head made by my girl, it's even better than the Yushanfang's."

The chief eunuch bit the bullet and boasted: "It is Miss Lan's blessing to be able to cook for the world."

Zhu Mingyuan: "?" What are you talking about?

Her Royal Highness the eldest princess raised her head, and said softly from her throat, "I won't tell you, anyway, you won't be able to taste it."

Chief Eunuch: "Yes..."

The eldest princess went to the cabinet with Zhu Mingyuan, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw a bowl of Jianghuo tea in front of her brother, which was full of blooming golden chrysanthemums, cassia seeds and a small amount of honeysuckle. Hers are exactly the same.

Seeing Zhu Mingyuan listening to Dacheng's report with a blank face, he kept looking at the health soup on the tray of the little eunuch behind the chief eunuch.

If Lan Yinjing really liked her, he would definitely keep sending soup to her room, but that girl didn't do that...

And Zhu Mingyuan, who was across the table, adjusted his expression and put on a majestic and solemn look, thinking in his heart that only people like her sister will be liked after seeing a ghost.

While thinking about it, he silently took a sip of the fire-reducing tea, the taste was strange, and his uncomfortable tongue was about to twist into twists.

Can a mere drop of fire tea bring true love?The emperor sneered and took another sip, which was really bad.

……

On the other side, Yan Susu didn't know the situation between the lonely emperor and the lonely princess, she sat on the small bridge in the yard, flipping through the ledger.

In the middle of the capital, she set up a few shops and opened a pastry shop. She leaked several long-lost recipes with her systematic cheats, and made them as much as possible with limited conditions. Pastries that can pop out.

Yan Susu didn't know anything about it, and she didn't think about copying the modern style, but she learned the dross of modern commercial marketing.

Hire people to line up, distribute leaflets, make soft advertisements, let storytellers publicize back and forth, purchase in limited quantities, and even introduce a blind box mechanism.

The ancients had never seen such a propaganda battle, and soon there was a long queue at the door of the shop. Several shops in the capital, no one knew, no one knew, there was a butcher who bought a hidden purple-red butterfly Su, as soon as he left the shop, he was bought by the first son for five taels of silver. The pig butcher knelt down on the ground in an instant, thanking God for opening his eyes.

An endless stream of money fell into Yan Susu's pockets, and some clear-headed ladies from aristocratic families dismissed this phenomenon after learning about it.

Scrophulariaceae stood next to Yan Susu and said, "Someone outside said that you only use some cunning tricks to cheat money, you won't be able to get on the stage, and you will lose face to the Princess's House."

Yan Susu: "Laughing to death, the princess herself didn't say anything, so it's someone else's turn to make fun of her?"

Scrophulariaceae thought of Aunt Qiuhua who was always serious, and said, "In case Your Highness minds..."

The system said: "I admit that you are not a canary with depraved thoughts, but it is too much to spend money to find people to get good reviews, isn't it too much to bully the ancients who are simple-minded?"

The sanitation of many food workshops in ancient times was not up to standard. Some children with weak intestines vomited and diarrhea after eating the pastry shop opened by Yan Susu. Everyone sent a coupon for a blind box of pastries. There is a 50% probability that the hidden pastries will be looted by the powerful and rich, but the troublemakers naturally have no face to continue to resist.

Then Yan Susu was quietly taking a small sum of money to treat those sick children, and no matter what the parents thought or whether the medical conditions could cure the children, the word of mouth was absolutely stable.

The original opponents immediately became fans of the pastry shop, while the host managed to cultivate extremely sticky customers with only a small amount of money.

System: "You will definitely be beaten in modern society."

Yan Susu: "That's not necessarily the case. The modern society just makes my method more refined."

The system turned around and thought that the host hadn't done anything wrong, but was testing back and forth on the verge of doing something wrong, and couldn't take punitive measures.

System: "..." A young genius who walks on the edge of the law.

At the stall where Yan Susu was reading the account book, Zhu Banxue's carriage stopped at the door, and Scrophulariae immediately took the young lady to the door to greet her.

Scrophulariaceae worried on the road: "My good master, what if the emperor rewards His Highness with some dancers?"

Yan Susu said, "I must be the most special one in Your Highness's heart."

Scrophulariaceae frowned, and when seeing His Royal Highness the eldest princess came back, he led Lan Yinjing and knelt down to salute.

The system saw that the host entered the play in a second and fell on an unnamed concubine, and it seemed that the host's acting skills had improved again.

After confirming his eyes, he is the first person who has ever been a movie queen in the world.

Zhu Banxue entered the main entrance under the service of the maid beside her, and saw Lan Yinjing standing aside with her head down, waiting for her master to return.

She is very well-behaved, very sensible, and her posture can be regarded as dignified. She can't tell that she is holding her finger in the boudoir, and the one who is begging for sex is a charming look.

Zhu Banxue calmed down the filth in her heart, she remembered that when she was fishing with the emperor's brother, there was a concubine's health-preserving soup again and again, but Lan Yinjing never gave her a gift.

Unavoidably feeling uncomfortable, when leaving the palace, the chief eunuch said: "Giving soup is just a small way to win the favor of the concubine. Everyone knows it well. Your Majesty does not often drink it. You must not take it to heart."

Zhu Banxue pursed her lips, her cold eyes swept over Lan Yinjing, and asked the little eunuch behind her to send the fat fish caught in the imperial garden to the kitchen.

"Be flat, don't pretend to be courteous in front of this palace." The eldest princess was in a depressed mood, seeing Lan Yinjing timid but unable to say anything, she turned and went back to Qingfengtang.

Scrophulariaceae sighed, "Miss really lost His Highness's favor, how should I live in the future."

Lan Yinjing followed and saw that the Eldest Princess was dealing with official documents in the study, she was standing by the side, rubbing the ink for her lightly, without making a sound, only turning her wrist.

From the corner of the eye, I observed the long and slender eyelashes of the eldest princess, and below them were bright eyes like autumn moons, under which a layer of pink rouge was sprinkled. Although it was the dress of a daughter's house, it revealed the calm and domineering style unique to the royal family.

Zhu Banxue said coldly: "There is enough ink."

Lan Yinjing stopped immediately, and apologized: "But what did I do wrong to make His Highness unhappy?"

Zhu Banxue focused on the official documents in front of her, but the soup that the concubine gave to the emperor always appeared in her mind.

It must be that Bengong dotes on her too much, so that she has the illusion that no matter what she does, she can be favored by Bengong.

Lan Yinjing didn't get an answer from the Eldest Princess, sadness and bewilderment flashed in her bright eyes, she took out a thick stack of silver notes from her sleeve, and dedicated her hands to her master.

"Your Highness, my concubine has recently run a few shops and earned a few taels of silver."

Zhu Banxue was depressed, and grasped the tricks in her words, "You are not my concubine, why do you call yourself 'concubine'?"

Lan Yinjing replied aggrievedly: "I wish to become His Highness's concubine."

Lan Yinjing wrote all over his face, I dare not think about the main room, but I still dare to think about the concubine's room.

System: "If it weren't for the task of attacking the eldest princess, I think you would even dare to think about becoming an emperor."

Su Suzi: "I'm dying of laughter, I don't dare to think about such outrageous things."

System: "mouth area"

Zhu Banxue took a light glance at the thick stack of bank notes in Lan Yinjing's hand, at least a thousand taels. This girl was buying a shop recently. She had heard a little bit about it, and thought it was a back house. It's a casual work for women to pass their leisure time when they are bored, but they didn't expect to make money.

"You look down on me?"

Lan Yinjing absolutely did not dare to shake his head hastily, and just stuffed these banknotes into Zhu Banxue's hands, "Everything that belongs to me is given by His Highness, if there is no permission from His Highness, how can I get married smoothly?" This shop?"

Zhu Banxue looked at the girl Dayou, she immediately found a three-foot white silk without taking any money, and hanged her in her study, so she had to accept half and return the other half as working capital.

"Stupid stuff, but only sweet talk."

"Autumn is the season of nourishment. What's the use of sending these fire-reducing teas to Ben Gong?"

He almost didn't say that he should cook soup for Ben Gong quickly.

"But His Highness has been having nosebleeds..." Lan Yinjing said concerned, "This is the autumn pear candy in the center of the shop, please take some in your mouth."

Zhu Banxue lazily hummed, took the delicate little pot and played with it in her hands, and waved Lan Yinjing to the kitchen to cook the fat-headed fish that she caught into chopped pepper fish heads.

Yan Susu saw that although Zhu Banxue was a bit colder, but the task completion rate increased by 5%, it can be seen that he is a sullen person again.

In the environment of ancient times, people did not break out in silence, but became abnormal in silence. Zhu Banxue seemed to have become abnormal, but not completely abnormal.

A completely perverted wife won't get nosebleeds easily.

When Yan Susu was about to leave the Qingfengtang, he heard Qiuhua, the personal servant girl next to the eldest princess, chatting with the maids, "I heard that His Highness has always wanted to go to the Qiufeng Lake in the suburbs to catch a huge herring of a hundred catties, but it is a pity that after several trips, there is no result." fishing."

"His Highness has been depressed for a long time because of this. Hey, there was a little eunuch who wanted to cast a net last time, but was almost beaten to death by the eldest princess."

"I don't know if the rumor is true or not. Maybe it's a fairy who has seen a thousand years."

Several little maids said that they were right. They grew up in the back house, and their hearts were full of work. They had no chance to get in touch with outdoor activities and could only use their imagination.

System: "Qiufeng Lake has it, do you want to try the host?"

Yan Susu: "I'm worried about catching a monkey in the water."

system:"……"

Zhu Banxue in the study rubbed her brand-new banknotes with her fingers. She couldn't believe that Lan Yinjing really liked her. In the past, once she wanted to touch that girl, she would make a scene, make a scene, or seek life and death. How could it be like this? Obedient and obedient.

Really thinking about it?Bengong doesn't believe it.

Probably because he wants to start a small business to make a living, and wants to take advantage of the reputation of the Princess Palace.

What a cold-blooded and heartless girl!

An hour later, Qiuhua said: "Miss Lan has prepared lunch, please move to the Ewha Courtyard."

Zhu Banxue immediately put down the brush, put the banknotes in the back of the cabinet, and quickly said, "I'm going right now."

……

In order to meet his preferences, Yan Susu asked the main system to prepare a lightweight, high-strength, and high-sensitivity carbon fiber fishing rod, and used items far beyond this era to catch hundreds of catties of herring in this era.

It was probably because the eldest princess was too bored in the mansion, and the government affairs had been sorted out by the emperor's brother. She was a woman who had no intention of embroidering and admiring flowers, and only loved outdoor sports.

If the emperor hadn't stopped her, she would have almost ridden on a war horse to conquer the Huns.

Zhu Banxue saw the girl was about to leave the mansion outside the door, she frowned and said, "Where are you going if you're not sorting out the recipes in the back house?"

Lan Yinjing seldom went out after she came to the Princess Mansion. One was that Zhu Banxue was worried that she would take the opportunity to run away, and the other was that she, a woman, was easily bullied outside when she was unaccompanied.

If you went to inspect the shop, Lan Yinjing would usually bring a large number of guards with him, but this time there was only one person, carrying a huge suspicious long cloth package, looking a bit sneaky from the back.

Yan Susu fooled the past by saying that he was going to visit the shop unannounced, but before Zhu Banxue could speak, he turned out the small door immediately.

After arriving at Qiufeng Lake, Yan Susu arranged the fishing platforms and fishing rods prepared by the system one by one, and specially chose a position that is easy to catch fish, waiting for the opportunity.

There is a layer of fallen leaves on the surface of the lake, colorful, and from time to time a fish tail sweeps across the lake, causing ripples.

It is a good place for camping and autumn outing.

System: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you complete the task. If you can't catch a fish, I will twist the head off and let you kick it like a ball."

Yan Susu: "...everything can't be too absolute."

The system guarantees that the quality of the boom she chose is first-class, and there is absolutely no case of tangential explosion.

However, from early morning to sunset, Yan Susu didn't catch a single fish.

Not even a small white stripe.

System: "...The time is probably wrong today, and I came late. Let's come tomorrow morning, and I will help you make a good nest."

Yan Susu nodded silently, and went back to Princess Daoist Manor with the fishing rod on her back.

She still can't figure out why the system has so much confidence in her.

For several days in a row, the eldest princess saw that Yan Susu was not at home, and sometimes went out in the middle of the night and early in the morning, leaving Zhu Banxue lying on the couch alone, feeling empty.

Looking at the cold quilt next to her, Zhu Banxue felt a chill in her heart. Before she fell asleep, she vaguely heard Lan Yinjing breathing hard and gasping as she clutched her chest. When she opened her eyes again, the moon was still high in the sky. But it's gone.

Zhu Banxue slowly sat up from the bed, drooping her eyebrows, her long red nails firmly grasping the brocade quilt, her eyes lingering on the still wet writing brush in the middle of the bed.

That girl... Could it be that she has a lover outside? !

Zhu Banxue felt unhappy, so she found Qiuhua who was guarding outside.

"Your Highness, you can't sleep in the middle of the night, so you want your servant to light the incense?"

Zhu Banxue shook her head slowly, she was in a bad mood, her brows and eyes looked more serious.

"What do you think of me as a person?"

Qiuhua was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground and shivered, "Your Highness is the best person, and he is very lenient to the servants."

Zhu Banxue slowly rubbed her fingers on the pillow where Lan Yinjing had slept on, "Then why doesn't Lan Yinjing get close to me?"

Qiuhua replied tremblingly, "Miss Lan's personality is much better than before, she thinks she has recognized the situation clearly, and she will serve you wholeheartedly."

Zhu Banxue's hard work these days, Lan Yinjing saw her and slowly began to accept her.

"Your Tianwei must not be offended. You are used to business affairs on weekdays, so it is naturally effective to deter subordinates, but that girl is in your room, so naturally you can't keep a straight face."

Qiuhua's courage gradually grew, and she continued, "I think Miss Lan is a coward. The servants heard the girl's screams in the room through the wall. That girl must not have been taught by her aunt, and she still doesn't know how to behave. way."

What Qiuhua said was vague and what Zhu Banxue heard was very clear in his heart.

The general meaning is that the girl has not been sexually raped by others, and she doesn't know how to show others with sex. She must not make a miserable cry in the room, and she must bear the pain no matter how painful it is.

Zhu Banxue couldn't tell, her face was blushing, she just felt that the slaves around her were different, the screams were obviously very cheerful, where could it be so tragic?

What Qiu Hua meant was——His Royal Highness Xu has a habit of beating people in the boudoir. As a concubine, even if she was slapped by the master, she still had to stick the other side of her cheek. How could she scream?

Zhu Banxue and Qiuhua looked at each other silently, and the atmosphere between them was full of embarrassment.

Only then did Qiuhua notice that there was no Lan Yinjing around His Highness, and he covered his mouth and almost screamed.

"Where did Miss Lan go?"

Zhu Banxue shook her head, "I'll be back around noon."

After Qiuhua rang a little, the woman in the house escaped under the pretense of going shopping, and said cruelly: "Why don't you find a few guards?"

Zhu Banxue didn't want to make this matter a storm in the city, so she rejected Qiuhua's proposal and asked the girl to go down and wait.

Zhu Banxue fell into deep thought in her celibate room, did she really look so serious?So much so that the personal maid came up with the idea that she has a strange boudoir addiction? !

Zhu Banxue bit her lower lip tightly with her teeth, shyly threw Lan Yinjing's pillow against the wall——

If Ben Gong finds out that you have someone else outside, Ben Gong will break your tendons and hamstrings and lock you in the boudoir for the rest of your life.

When Yan Susu came back again, Zhu Banxue was working in the study and quietly followed Yan Susu behind her back. When she left the mansion the next day, Zhu Banxue rode a horse to follow her from a distance.

She was surprised that Yinyin's snow-like skin had darkened a lot recently, and every time she went back to the mansion, there was nothing around her, not to mention the token of love from her lover, just the skirt and shoes covered in mud. Makes one believe she's gone on a private date.

Riding on the horse, Zhu Banxue squinted her eyes, repeating in her heart, "I am just following along out of curiosity, and I definitely don't mean to disbelieve Yinyin."

In fact, under Zhu Banxue's pressure yesterday, she said weakly, "If you go back to His Highness, I went fishing..."

Zhu Banxue didn't believe it at the time, how could it be possible that someone fishes every day and can't catch any fish?

It has been going on for almost a month, how could someone be so good.

System: Yes, how could someone be so good?

Yan Susu: I was insulted.

System: Even if you can't catch a wild boar today, you have to tie a wild boar back. If you can't catch a wild boar, you can catch a chicken. If you can't even catch a chicken, just lie down and drink from the river.

Yan Susu: Are you heartless?

System: Your dad, I gave you all the nanny-level tutorials of the champion!It’s just a matter of fishing for you, not to mention a hundred catties of big herring, not even a small white fish, are you ashamed to say it?

Word elements: ...

She had known that it would be so difficult to improve the task completion by fishing, so she gave up.

Zhu Banxue thought that she could catch the heartless man who seduced her little girl to go out late at night, but she didn't expect her girl to go further and further away, until she reached the lake in the suburbs, where she put a table, a fishing rod, and a fish guard. The whole movement was done in one go, even more proficient than her, but half a day passed without any movement.

Zhu Banxue rode a horse and stood not far away, looked at Lan Yinjing and yawned, and said to himself: "Are there really fish in this lake? Don't make fun of the family."

Where Lan Yinjing put the hook, the water was bubbling and bubbling, but the moment the fish bit the hook, he lifted it lightly, and the fish disappeared immediately.

Lan Yinjing fished for most of the night, and Zhu Banxue watched for most of the night behind, and even wanted to help her, so anxious that she felt itchy.

The eldest princess who tried to hurt love: "..."

You are really good, don't waste any more time, where is the white and tender voice.

Watching the sun rise, Yan Susu rode away on a little donkey and passed a cliff. In a fit of anger, she snapped off her fishing rod, threw it down, and left without looking back.

Zhu Banxue: "..."

Halfway there, Zhu Banxue saw that the girl turned back unwillingly, stole a wild pheasant raised by the villagers, stared at Qiufeng Lake for a long time, finally lay down on her body, took a sip of water by the lake, and left reluctantly.

"I promised to have a hundred catties of big herring, why can't I catch..."

Zhu Banxue heard Yan Susu talking to herself, "Everyone let me do what they want, but I really tried my best, I can't do it..."

Zhu Banxue was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Little fool."

The people around me said it casually, but the girl actually believed it, how stupid it is.

Zhu Banxue followed Lan Yinjing, who was two degrees tanned, and staggered to the city, just in time for the pastry shop to open.

The young ladies of various families are obsessed with the newly released lotus cakes, so they send people to buy them early in the morning. Some young ladies follow the maids out for a walk when they have nothing to do in the boudoir.

Yan Susu's scruffy appearance was noticed by the daughter-in-law of General Hussar's family.

Lan Yinjing, who was riding on a little donkey, had a dusty face and muddy clothes. There was no adornment on his bun, and the strands of hair were floating, like a downcast refugee.

A few days ago, Miss Xue was almost drowned by Lan Yinjing. She felt angry in her heart, and when she saw her face, she said in a strange tone, "Isn't this Miss Lan from the eldest princess's mansion? What's wrong? Could it be that she was abandoned by His Highness?"

"Those who don't know think it's a beggar lying in front of Miss Ben begging for two pennies."

Speaking of which, Miss Xue took out two copper coins from her purse and threw them on Yan Susu's body, a series of red laughter came out of her mouth, and even the maid behind her began to giggle.

Yan Susu fished day and night, and he didn't even catch a prawn, so he was already full of anger.

"It is said that you boudoir ladies are ignorant, and you are all unconvinced, laughing to death, and don't ask who owns this pastry shop."

"Xiaoer, the next time I see anyone in the general's mansion, I won't sell them. I will tell them that they bully men and women and look down on the poor."

Seeing Yan Susu, Xiao Er responded immediately, and waved for Miss Xue to leave quickly.

Behind them is the eldest princess's mansion, and they can walk sideways in the capital.

Miss Xue:? !

What is bullying men and women, looking down on the poor, Ms. Xue gritted her teeth to ask for an explanation, but saw that the people were talking away from her, and the party who spread the rumors had disappeared.

A woman weaving flower rope came from nowhere, picked up a stone from the ground, and slammed it at Miss Xue——

"Why raise the rent! Give me an explanation!" With the leadership of this woman, the common people attacked it, and the General's Mansion suffered for a long time.

Defeating magic with magic is the right way.

A rumor was spread in the bustling market, and it was spread ten times and hundreds of times that day. Everyone in the capital knew that there was nothing good in the Hushi General's Mansion, especially the barefoot civilians, who had a very bad impression of the General's Mansion, and the so-called "criminal evidence" "They were collected one by one by Xue's political enemies.

After Yan Susu returned to the mansion, he cleaned up immediately, killed the chicken under the system's ridicule, washed it, and stewed the chicken soup.

System: "Brother, how can you be so good! For a whole month, you haven't caught a single fish! You are a disgrace to fishermen!"

Yan Susu explained without embarrassment: "But I caught snails, crayfish, shoes, branches, water snakes, urns..."

System: "???? Look at what you said, is this human language???"

Yan Susu: "Isn't it the consensus in the industry that fishermen can catch everything except fish?"

System: "You can even catch dead fish in real life, you used to be so good!"

Yan Susu: "So I suspect that the water monkey hung it up..."

System: "Fuck, science popularization workers will be pissed off by you."

Zhu Banxue returned to the mansion without saying a word, changed into ordinary luxurious clothes, and sat in the small flower hall as if nothing had happened, waiting for Lan Yinjing to come.

After a while, her little stupid girl came up with chicken soup and said apologetically, "Your Highness, forgive me."

Zhu Banxue watched her salute with a smile, and asked her to put the chicken soup on the table, seeing that she looked rather hopeless in her eyes.

"I forgive you for such a crime?"

Zhu Banxue deliberately calmed down, wanting to get closer to the girl.

Yan Susu said: "The concubine has been going out day and night, and has not reported to His Highness. It is a felony to put her in another mansion."

Zhu Banxue smiled lightly and tapped her on the top of her head with chopsticks, "Please explain what you are doing, and I will forgive you for your innocence."

Yan Susu was even more humiliated: "Go fishing."

System: "You have the nerve to say so."

Zhu Banxue raised her eyebrows: "Where is the fish?"

Yan Susu pointed to the chicken soup on the table, her whole body turned pink in embarrassment, and she wanted to get out of the crack in the floor shyly.

It's too shameful, it's a failure in this life. Although Yan Susu is not in good health in the real world, he is the top student in the provincial liberal arts.

Zhu Banxue glanced at the hot chicken soup on the table, "Fish?"

Yan Susu nodded, "Fish."

Zhu Banxue couldn't hold back her smile, she pulled him into her arms and sat down, "Don't lie to me, you go fishing every day, how come you can't even catch a single fish."

These words are tantamount to murdering one's heart, Yan Susu heard the voice of heartbreak.

"But I caught something else..."

In order to save his dignity, Yan Susu bit the bullet and said, "I fished someone else's coffin lid and a ceramic jar from the previous dynasty. There was a layer of white powder inside. I don't know if it's bone ash or white sand. If you can catch something, it means that you can catch something." There is nothing wrong with my fishing action."

This time it was Zhu Banxue's turn to be silent, Yan Susu took this opportunity to serve a bowl of chicken soup to the eldest princess.

"Your Highness, come down to drink fish soup."

Zhu Banxue: "You fish stole from others without paying."

Yan Susu said bravely, "It's obvious that this fish is willing to go home with me, and the fluttering wings tied behind the donkey are obviously very happy."

Zhu Banxue didn't listen to her nonsense, and put the small bowl and spoon into Yan Susu's hand, and asked the little girl to feed her soup one bite at a time.

When the first emperor was still alive, Zhu Banxue saw the young concubine leaning on the emperor's body weakly, while smiling, she blew the soup cold and put it in the emperor's mouth.

Yan Susu was about to stir the chicken soup, but Zhu Banxue suddenly said, "Feed it to me with your mouth."

Zhu Banxue wanted to see her showing a shy look, but she was not shy at all