Sick beauty self-help system

The bloody smell around Chu Dai was pungent, and Yan Susu could feel the trembling of her muscles. She was almost at the end of the blow, and there were three visible scratches on her arms and legs.

The surrounding black shadows immediately disappeared in the fierce flames, and the community returned to stability and harmony. If it weren't for the screams of the surrounding residents just now, the bloody scene just now could not be glimpsed.

Yan Susu immediately focused on Chu Dai, the woman seemed to be completely drenched in blood, she only held her breath and wrapped her with two huge wings.

Yan Susu said: "Go back and rest, I'll fetch you a basin of water and wipe it off."

Chu Dai's eyes are emerald green, from human pupils to vertical pupils unique to dragons, with criss-crossing bloodshot eyes.

After confirming that there was no danger around, Chu Dai gently opened her wings to let Yan Susu out, and looked comfortably at Yan Susu's soiled clothes. It was originally a white ivory silk pajamas, which were stained with dirt under her embrace. Dirty blood stains.

Chu Dai apologized, her attitude was so resolute, "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention... buy another one for you."

Yan Susu was angry, thinking to her mother, you only care about this crap?

Chu Dai almost lost her way, and could only keep standing with her hands on the door frame, but even so she put on slippers, put the bloody clothes into the trash can at the door, and then walked in step by step, fainted on the bed.

Yan Susu felt uncomfortable, quickly closed the door, poured a basin of hot water, took out medical gauze and alcohol, and went to the person on the bed to treat the wound.

I was startled when I saw this, the bloody wound could directly see the bones inside, Yan Susu had never dealt with such things before, he was at a loss and could only clean up the dirt sticking to the skin, but what about the trickling bleeding wound? I dare not touch it.

Yan Susu asked the system in a panic, "Can a wound that is a finger long be put on a Band-Aid?"

Yan Susu remembered a picture on the Internet, and put a band-aid on a piece of cracked tempered glass to make up for it. At the time, she thought it was a funny picture, but now...

Good guy, it turned out to be realistic.

The system exchanged Yan Susu for a bottle of potion specially used for dragons from the mall. It was a bottle of amber liquid. From a distance, it looked like wine, but when you smell it closely, it is a kind of fragrant and fragrant honey similar to honey. .

The bottle is as high as a forearm. It is a beautifully carved glass bottle. Yan Susu put it in his hand to play with. The system explained:

"Dragon's self-healing ability is very strong. If you apply the medicine to the wound, it will be completely cured in four hours."

Yan Susu did as he did, the woman on the bed had black hair loose, and the smell of cool mint mixed with the smell of blood on her body made her feel colder. died in bed.

The skin was too pale, and there was an unconditional scar at the lower part of the neck, Yan Susu gently stroked the red scales hanging on the neck with his fingers.

How painful it must be to pull out the Nilin... Yan Susu kissed the wound with his lips and covered the sweet potion.

"Hiss..." Chu Dai in the dream gasped, Yan Susu immediately removed the cotton swab, and continued to apply the medicine after confirming that she was asleep.

System: "Don't be afraid, baby, the potion naturally contains anesthetic ingredients, which won't bring pain to the dragon."

Yan Susu was still worried, but there was no other way. After treating all the small wounds on her body, she was already sweating profusely and closed the bottle and handed it to the system with trembling fingers.

Considering that Chu Dai is prone to catch cold when she sleeps on her stomach, Yan Susu covered her back with a white fluffy blanket specially designed for small parrots.

After finishing everything, Yan Susu turned into a little parrot and got into the bed, his whole body trembled, and shrank into Miss Heilong's palm.

Chu Dai made a sound in her throat, Yan Susu immediately opened her eyes, saw her head, rubbed the furry head against her lips, and pecked the corner of her mouth with her beak.

Chu Dai said in a low voice, "Don't look at my paintings... I was wrong, I shouldn't draw Huangtu QAQ"

Yan Susu:?

Expecting that Chu Dai would say the sad words of farewell, but in the end, only the classic speech of the old color critic came, and the system laughed out loud.

As expected of her.

Chu Dai's spirit was not completely asleep. After a few hours, she opened her eyes slightly and looked at the little parrot beside the bed who was writing a diary.

Yan Susu patted his wings and tugged twice, "Go to sleep, I'll protect you."

Chu Dai was shocked, and bent her fingers to touch it, but she couldn't move because her whole body was covered with anesthesia medicine, so she could only blink her eyes to show that she heard it.

Miss Heilong has always been alone in the countless years of the past. Even if she is injured, she can only hide in the cave and lick it alone. No creature has ever said "I will protect you" to her wound.

In the past, Ms. Heilong would definitely find it ridiculous and naive, drinking a few dishes like this, if she said this from Yan Susu's mouth, it would be a little more sincere, she believed that if her life was threatened, then this The little parrot will definitely rush ahead of her, spreading its delicate and soft wings to protect her from wind, frost, rain and snow.

The corners of Chu Dai's eyes were moist, and she turned her head to aim at Yan Susu, preventing her from seeing her vulnerable side.

Yan Susu didn't care about Chu Dai's mood changes, and tweeted, "Sleep well, if you can't sleep, I'll sing for you."

There are not many songs of Yan Suxue. Every Spring Festival, there will be a sound in the supermarket, "Fold a thousand paper cranes, and tie a red ribbon. May the kind people have good luck every day."

The little parrot hummed a song in a simple tone. Chu Dai subconsciously wanted to touch it, but she couldn't move her body. She could only bend her lips, listen carefully, and gradually fell into a deep sleep.

When Miss Heilong woke up again, the little parrot beside her had already flown to the kitchen, leaving only the pink diary in place.

After sleeping for two days and two nights, she had never slept so deeply, and her brain was unexpectedly clear.

Chu Dai reached out to pick up the diary and opened the first page. It was a small parrot pattern drawn with a black marker, with two wings spread wide and small claws retracted in front of her chest. It was a movement of spreading its wings and flying high.

A small heart is drawn next to it, and to the right of the heart is a little fire-breathing black dragon.

This dragon doesn't have Chu Dai's domineering wings. Its flapping wings are a little cute, and flames spew out from its wide open mouth with several fangs.

Turning to the next page, the title read: The first day Miss Heilong left.

Chu Dai's heart sank. The handwriting on the diary was beautiful and beautiful. She felt a pain in her heart and read it carefully.

On the first day when my Miss Heilong left, she would call me and make a video call within a few hours of her departure. Her background seemed to be in a conference room. It was really annoying. Does this dragon have no shame?How can the little wife show it to others.

On the second day after my Miss Heilong left, she made a video call with me in the middle of the morning and asked me to show her her nightgown first. Prepared, put a few beads in it, it’s really shameful to simulate laying eggs, 噗吱噗吧 QAQ

The nature of dragons is obscene, and the ancients never deceived me.

On the third day after my Miss Heilong left, she didn’t contact me, couldn’t get through the phone, and missed her... (In order to prepare for the sudden video, I cleaned it up quietly and bought fresh strawberries and blueberries

On the 4th day after my Miss Heilong left, the person who called the unit only got a perfunctory answer. I lay on the bed from dark to dawn, and my mobile phone was placed next to the pillow. I thought it would ring after an hour, but it didn’t. So I thought the phone would ring in the next hour, but it still didn't work, and all I got when I dialed the number was a busy signal that no one answered.

At this moment, I felt that I was abandoned by everyone, and even the house full of black dragons became claws and claws in the darkness, as if waiting for the opportunity to devour me.

On the fifth day after my Miss Heilong left, I began to feel in a trance that maybe Daidai never appeared in my life, it was just the last hallucination of the parrot that was about to freeze to death, and maybe all the good memories in my memory were false... …

On the 6th day after my Miss Heilong left, I finally decided to go out. I wanted to go to work in a flower shop. I stayed in the house full of Dai Dai’s breath all day but I couldn’t see her. She was very broken. I was a bird that strayed into the steel jungle My domestic pet cannot survive in the cruel world, maybe I should not have existed from the beginning, I have the last sliver of faith in my heart, Chu Dai will definitely come back...

Both Jia Niyun and Jiang Ziang were comforting me, but I felt a little strange, as if everyone was hiding something from me.

The diary has ended here, a lot of content has been crossed out with a black marker, and there are traces of tears and unknown stains on the paper, which shows how painful it was for Yan Susu to write this diary.

Chu Dai's hand holding the pink diary trembled slightly. The cover was in a bow tie style full of girlish hearts, but the words written inside were so cold that she didn't have the courage to read it a second time.

Just as she was holding the diary and thinking stiffly, a picture suddenly floated out of the diary. The traces of the marker pen on it were very fresh and the fragrance of ink floated. It was obviously drawn by Yan Susu when she was asleep.

The portrait inside is a black dragon with its wings lowered and rolled into a ball. There is a small parrot hidden under the wings. A bubble pops out from the top of the small parrot's head, and inside the bubble is a heart.

If this is a diary, then the title must be, My Miss Heilong is back (Bi Xin

A drop of transparent liquid dripped onto the paper, and Chu Dai subconsciously touched her cheek with her fingers, only to realize that she had already burst into tears, and the simple words pierced her heart. live.

The wounds on her body have all healed, leaving faint pink traces, with a faint sweet fragrance floating on it.

Yan Susu opened the bedroom door with hot porridge and water. She was wearing a pink apron, and her two low ponytails were tied into a housewife hairstyle.

"My wife is awake, eat something quickly."

There are finely minced meat in the hot porridge, and the nourishing medicine exchanged from the system mall. I don’t know where the meat came from. It tastes like starchy ham sausage without meat. Yan Susu adds some vegetables and preserved eggs to enhance the taste. After reconciling it, it was cooked into a rich porridge without chewing, and it was fed to Miss Heilong with a spoon while sitting on the bed.

Chu Dai's face was full of tears, after wiping it carelessly a few times, she blushed so much that she dared not look at Yan Susu.

She owed Yan Susu so much that all words of apology seemed ineffective.

Yan Susu blew, and the boiling hot porridge in the spoon was handed to Chu Dai when the water touched the proper temperature with his lips.

Chu Dai looked at her deeply, "I made you suffer." She had a pink diary in her hand, and her knuckles were turning white. She did not dare to damage the diary, and tried her best to control her strength.

Yan Susu smiled and let her drink the porridge from the spoon.

Chu Dai didn't know the taste of food, so she let Yan Susu feed her, and soon a bowl of porridge was drained.

After hesitating on the bed for a long time, Chu Dai grabbed Yan Susu's clothes and said hoarsely, "Are you free recently?"

Of course Yan Susu is free, rubbing his forehead against Chu Dai's wings, looking at her expectantly, with starlight in his eyes.

In the diary, the skeptical little parrot who was about to die suddenly became a little sun in the world.

Chu Dai: "I want to take you to a place."

Yan Susu: "That's great!"

Chu Dai was puzzled, "Don't you ask where to go first?"

Yan Susu caressed the thick and long black dragon tail, and the tip of the tail made a circle around her wrist, like an abandoned puppy who finally found a home.

"You won't sell me, will you?"

Chu Dai couldn't help laughing, "Maybe that's the case, the parrot costs ten yuan a catty, buy three catties and get one catty free."

Yan Susu sat cross-legged across from her, her smile gradually deepened, "Compared to going out, Miss Heilong should answer my question first."

"The portrait in the secret room of the study, please give me a reasonable explanation." Yan Susu rubbed his fingernails on the tip of his tail with a half-smile, and the tail swung happily in mid-air, wanting to die.

The smile on Chu Dai's face froze for a moment, and the nosebleed slowly flowed out, and she didn't dare to wipe it off.

Miss Heilong plopped down on the bed, her face ashen ashes, not daring to look at Susu, she murmured: "I was wrong..."

……

Chu Dai's body has not fully recovered, and it is not suitable for a long flight. The two can only take vehicles to the mountains.

Jiang Ziang was worried about Chu Dai's health and insisted on going, and strongly expressed that even if he didn't give a penny, as long as the travel expenses were covered, he was willing to do a cow's work all the way and check the bodies for the two of them.

At the train station, Jiang Ziang was wearing a wide and elegant tuxedo with cufflinks made of obsidian. A pair of crocodile leather shoes had won the admiration of many old men. The gold-rimmed glasses frame on the bridge of his nose was changed to a different style, with long hair. The chain, the half-length hair is combed into a perfect little chirp, just like an English butler in a TV series who has entered reality.

This elegant gentleman stood in front of the vending machine in distress, and looked at Yan Susu in embarrassment.

Yan Susu:?

Jiang Ziang: "Would this lady be willing to donate two coins to buy a bottle of mineral water?"

Yan Susu: Sure enough, monsters are not normal.

Yan Susu suspects that Jiang Ziang has other motives behind him, but seeing his low IQ, the worries in his heart are obviously superfluous...

Chu Dai was going through the formalities in front, Yan Susu and Jiang Ziang were in the back, she asked in a low voice, "What is the destination of this trip?"

Jiang Ziang and Yan Susu also sat side by side in the community, and a deep friendship was born.

Jiang Ziang pretended to be mysterious and said, "You will know when you see it."

Yan Susu nodded thoughtfully.

On the aisle of the train station, Chu Dai saw Yan Susu wandering back and forth in front of a canteen, her eyes lingering on the mixed fruit juice and lemonade, she thought about it.

Jiang Ziang thought that the injured Master Heilong didn't have the energy to spread dog food, but he was wrong.

The system turned around in Yan Susu's mind, "My master, the system, likes to drink this brand of lemonade the most. In order to follow the trend, the system has created a gray industry of smuggling and selling lemonade, lemonade YYDS"

This brand of lemonade is rare in supermarkets and online. Since the system likes Yan Susu, there is no reason to refuse it. She was about to pay for it, but Jiang Ziang carried two heavy bags behind her.

The system's eyes lit up, and it almost turned into an entity, turning around above Yan Susu's head.

There are fifty bottles of beverages in each of the two plastic bags in the hand, which are mixed fruit juice and lemonade,

Chu Dai showed a gentle smile, and said under the strange eyes of all the passengers, "You don't have to worry about it, I can give you everything you want."

Everyone in Jiang Ziang is numb, so you need me to carry your courtship gift if you are not in good health, sir.

Jiang Ziang spat in his heart, God her mother courtship gifts, who courtship with drinks.

At this moment, Chu Dai is like a male peacock courting, hooking Yan Susu's fingers with the tip of her tail, she is concerned: "The train is about to start, let's hurry up."

Like a penguin carrying two heavy bags, Jiang Ziang quickened his pace to keep up with the couple.

Do doctors have no human rights?

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the drink in Jiang Ziang's hand became less and less, and the two bags in the carriage were empty.

Once again, Jiang Ziang's fantasy world view cracked.

No matter how elegant and noble he dresses up in front of others, "Damn it! I will never be stunned in front of the black dragon!"

The system sent the drink to the office of the main system as if offering a treasure, and happily turned around on the desk, waiting for the praise from the master of the main system.

……

The three of them ordered soft sleepers, and Yan Susu wanted to suggest driving, but he didn't expect that Chu Dai suffered from severe motion sickness. One can imagine how uncomfortable it would be for a black dragon, who is used to flying high, to be trapped in a narrow car.

Chu Dai leaned against the wall, with the tip of her tail hooking Yan Susu's wrist all the time, her fingers deftly picked out a whole grape.

"Baby take a bite."

Jiang Ziang: "Ah—"

Chu Dai glanced over: Do you want to die?

Jiang Ziang: ...

Suddenly the black dragon's treasure was no longer attractive, and Jiang Ziang began to regret going out with him.

The crystal-clear grapes were placed near Yan Susu's mouth, and he deliberately chose the type without grape seeds. The flesh was slippery, and the rich grape fragrance permeated between his lips and teeth when he took it into his mouth.

Like a concubine who seduced the emperor, Chu Dai leaned on the emperor to peel the grapes, blinking her watery eyes, and sent the crystal clear grapes into the emperor's mouth.

Susu—Emperor: "Aifei is awesome."

Jiang Ziang: Kill me to help the two of you.

The young couple on the opposite side saw Yan Susu and Chu Dai's deep affection, the woman kicked her, and the man who was playing the game said, "Honey, I want to eat grapes too."

The man was addicted to the game, and said casually: "I think you want to fart."

Jiang Ziang laughed dumbfounded, which attracted the attention of the woman opposite. The girl had never seen a man as handsome as Jiang Ziang. His slender limbs set off the straight suit more perfectly. Sitting on the train sleeper, she didn't feel cramped at all. , On the contrary, it is a kind of freedom and ease that ordinary people can hardly learn.

"Look at how handsome he is, and look at you, your face is full of acne."

Jiang Ziang: Self-esteem has been greatly satisfied.

From the perspective of God, the system can't help but sympathize with this elderly black python, don't get close to Susu, it will become unfortunate.

After getting off the train, it was necessary to travel a long distance to the uninhabited mountainous area. Because Chu Dai refused to take the train, everyone could only run on two legs. Yan Susu turned into a little parrot and stood on top of Chu Dai's head.

Wait until no-man's-land with no cameras to spread the dragon's wings.

Jiang Ziang reminded solemnly, "Your injury has not healed yet, so you are not suitable for flying."

Yan Susu looked up at the towering mountain. The top of the mountain was shrouded in clouds and mist, and the end was invisible. The almost right-angled rock wall could not be climbed up by manpower.

Yan Susu nodded in recognition of Jiang Ziang's words. "So tomorrow's news headlines will be a man and a woman suspected of being a couple, climbing a cliff and suspected of dying in love."

One sentence offended everyone in an instant, Yan Susu patted Chu Dai's cheek with his wings, "Ah, ah, I'll help you make up for your loss after you recover."

Jiang Ziang is a doctor, although he wouldn't believe Yan Susu's nonsense, he frowned: "How do you make it up?"

The cockatiel's two blushes became more colorful, "It's really annoying, you don't care about things between beauties."

Jiang Ziang was caught off guard and took a bite of dog food.

The black dragon flutters its wings, looking at thousands of thousands of people. The width of its wings spread is unmatched at home, covering the sky and blocking the sun, leaving a huge shadow under the dense jungle.

Jiang Ziang doesn't have wings, it has other ways of moving quickly.

This is the first time Yan Susu has seen Chu Dai, who has returned to her normal body shape. In her human form, she hugged the black dragon's neck, and vaguely saw the dragon's fangs that were longer than her calves, and she shone coldly.

Yan Susu stretched out his hand to touch the dragon's teeth. His hand was made of cold ivory. It was very hard to tap, and he scratched it gently with his nails...

The dragon sneezed.

Chu Dai was helpless: "Be careful, don't fall."

Yan Susu hugged her neck, the black dragon flew smoothly around the steep mountain, and all the lakes and mountains in the city had a panoramic view.

Yan Susu noticed that the mountain was not as green and perfect as it was seen from a distance. Looking into the details, there are many traces of being burned here, and it exudes a disgusting strange smell, as if it has just experienced a war.

On the top of the tree, there are two fallen black dragon scales hanging.

In Yan Susu's mind, Chu Dai was weak, and there were scratches on her injured big tail when she was lying on the bed, and the tender meat without scales was exposed to the air, which was shocking.

Chu Dai saw how uncomfortable the little parrot was, and said comfortingly, "It's all right now, someone wants to grab my things."

Yan Susu didn't know what Chu Dai was hiding on this mountain, but he saw the dragon stopped on a steep cliff, its sharp claws firmly embedded in the rock, and a dark cave in front of it.

Chu Dai bowed her neck and let Yan Susu walk down from her body. The altitude is so high that when looking out from the cave, one can only see the vast forest, but not the green forest and distant human settlements.

Yan Susu was shivering from a gust of cold wind, and after Miss Heilong turned into a human, she pushed her forward.

Jiang Ziang stood on the cliff, surprise flashed in his eyes.

The cave of the black dragon has only appeared in the word of mouth of hunters, and no one has ever really seen the cave full of gold, silver and jewels, like an ancient Greek palace.

Yan Susu bent down and drilled through the several-meter-long path. The surrounding rocks were hard and thick, and the traces of sharp claws could be seen rubbing against them.

Gradually walking in, it became darker and darker, and when it turned a corner, the inside suddenly opened up, and a dark white light flashed faintly from a distance.

Gradually, there were more and more small light balls, and Yan Susu discovered that the night pearls were inlaid on the stone wall. Jiang Ziang swallowed, and touched the surface of the night pearls with his fingers, feeling warm.

It is completely different from the nails sold at the street stalls in reality, and the fluorescent paint balls that can draw electric light on them.

Further inside was a bright light, Yan Susu stood on the edge of the cliff and looked down in amazement, the whole mountain was hollowed out, the gold was piled into one pile, and the silver crown or pearls were piled into another pile, these two " Between the peaks is a soft couch for the dragon to rest.

The system was blinded by this piece of golden light, and the office of the main system was not fragrant in an instant.

Yan Susu stupidly asked the system in his heart, "Can I steal a few and bring them to the real world as benefits."

Not to mention stealing a few, even if they are towed away by truck, the two "mountains" will not change visually.

The system swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "After the task is completed, you can take some as appropriate."

Word element element: yes

Chu Dai took out a bottle of finger-high liquid from the rock, and threw it to Jiang Ziang.

"You can get out, don't disturb my relationship with Susu."

Jiang Ziang: ... Do you think I want to interrupt?

A bottle of potion can prolong the lifespan of 300 years. In the past, monsters could increase their lifespan by hunting their own kind, but now there are fewer and fewer of their own kind in society, and most of them are supervised by relevant departments and it is difficult to savagely hunt them down. Ancient records describe the creation of life-prolonging medicines to combat the danger of death.

Jiang Ziang was still staring at the hollowed out mountain, his soul was washed, and when he remembered that he didn't have a single coin in his pocket, humble tears flowed from the corner of his mouth.

On the way back, he quietly buckled three Ye Mingzhus.

There were no disturbing people around, Chu Dai flew down with Yan Susu, and stopped on the blanket woven with special animal fur, looking up, they were all unattainable wealth.

Any hunter would faint with excitement at the sight.

Yan Susu held up a crown inlaid with a huge ruby, and her eyes were attracted tightly. She noticed that there were faint bloodstains on many treasures.

Then I remembered what Chu Dai said...

Chu Dai met Shangyan Susu's apprehensive gaze, and explained: "Something wants to take the dragon's treasure, and they are all dead."

The nature of dragons is to collect all kinds of shiny items. They have been collecting treasures in the world since they were born. Chu Dai was regarded as the patron saint by an empire when she was still young, and brought countless treasures and princes and princesses. Collect the treasure, and don't want the rest of the rubbish.

How can people have the fragrance of gold?

Chu Dai pushes Yan Susu down on the thin wool blanket, her huge wings cover the dazzling gold and silver, and when her rough tongue licks, she touches Yan Susu's cheek.

Yan Susu sniffled, pulled out a bank card from his pocket, and put it in Chu Dai's shirt pocket.

The voice was crisp and tender: "I earned some money by working in a flower shop. I originally wanted to take care of you. Would you like to be taken care of by me?"

Chu Dai's original purpose of bringing Yan Su was to give her all the treasures, but she didn't want the brave little parrot to generously spend her assets to buy the richest black dragon in the world.

"I am willing."

Yan Susu wrapped his hands around the black dragon's neck, rolled in the pile of jewels, and blew into Chu Dai's ear and said:

"Honey, we have a baby."

Chu Dai's mind froze, and she subconsciously thought of Yan Susu, who was obsessed with hatching eggs and wanted to take the child away. She was afraid in her heart, but she looked down at her spouse's trusting and happy eyes, and pressed the darkness in her heart to a corner.

Yes, Susu likes her.

Holding the hot egg in his hand, Yan Susu happily kissed Chu Dai with soft lips, and handed the egg to her palm, making her feel the continuation of life.

Miss Black Dragon is no longer a dragon, she has a wife and children.

Yan Susu only needs to wait quietly for the little dragon to emerge from his shell, and the mission can be successfully completed.

The system looked enviously, and cried to the main system, "Can we give birth to a system?"

The main system held the hand of the electronic paper, and was taken aback for a moment, in a daze... So the system can have children? !

The main system writes the code to add the fertility column to the programs of all systems.

All systems are startled, what do they want reproductive function for? !

This is a world where only the system and the main system are happy.

……

Yan Susu didn't stay in the dragon's lair for long, and they agreed that it was a better choice to have children in human society.

There are many monsters born in the forest, without human education, unable to socialize, appearing out of place in human society, and can only step into the path of crime in the end.

To Chu Dai's surprise, Yan Susu didn't take any of the treasures from the nest, and it seemed that the treasures piled up in millions of treasures didn't have the type she liked.

Chu Dai was mentally listless along the way, and the grapes she peeled were full of bumps.

After arriving home, Chu Dai shut herself in a secret room in the study.

She opened the manga book that had been edited by Yan Susu, and sighed and posted a post on the forum.

Dragon: What should Madam do if she doesn't like the bride price?

When everyone saw Chu Dai's exclusive ID, all the monsters fell into curiosity and envy. This is not here to spit black mud, this is obviously a show of affection!

Who wouldn't like the dragon's dowry, who wouldn't?Who dare not like it?

Floor 1: I have a good idea, I like whatever you give me.

2nd floor: I have yellow urine, I'll wake up upstairs, I don't like the dowry, it's probably because the dragon is ugly.

Floor 3: The question is very good, don't ask it next time.

Floor 4: As if we know what the dragon's dowry is...

Couple reply to the 4th floor: It is all my treasures.

Floor 4: (kneeling down slowly) Can I see your babysitter's room?I wipe it clean.

Floor 5: I don't believe it, unless I'm your wife.

The handsome and indifferent image of the black dragon is engraved into the bones of all monsters and has become a DNA inheritance memory, but the terrifying impression of the new generation of monsters on the black dragon is gradually blurred by strange posts on the forum.

Some monsters thought that the strength of the black dragon was not as good as before, but the earthquake in the industry a few days ago taught them a good lesson, and they never dared to rape the dragon again.

But teasing still has to be teased, it is impossible not to tease, can't see the treasure of the black dragon, can't it be said?

As a result, many strange sayings emerged among the monsters.

For example, the treasure of the Black Dragon is hundreds of boys and girls. If you are in a bad mood, you will kill one, and if you are in a good mood, you will favor one. The wife will naturally not want to see this cruel scene.

What is even more outrageous is that Heilong actually often marries wives, and each wife will turn into broth for the next wife to drink. Therefore, Heilong is very skilled in cooking and is best at cooking soup.

Yan Susu looked at the forum while incubating the egg, and frowned while watching, saying that~

The system added: "The stew is real. Every week there will be a performance competition between the systems. The system with the worst score will go to the kitchen to cook itself in a large pot. Not to mention that the pig's trotter soup is quite delicious."

Yan Susu feels in a trance that he is the most normal one in the whole world.

After searching on the Internet to no avail, Chu Dai walked out of the study silently, took the hot egg from Yan Susu's arms expressionlessly, squatted on the sofa in the living room after turning into a round shape, and put the fragile dragon belt on it. Warm in the belly.

A miniature version of the black dragon, hatching eggs conscientiously, in front of a color printed book, the cover of the book is "Bao Church: Analysis of Hen Breeding"

Yan Susu clicked his tongue and explained: "The dragon egg doesn't need to be wrapped, it will come out of its shell at the right time."

The energetic Miss Heilong turned into a resentful woman, "You don't take my treasures, and you don't let me hatch eggs, these days..."

You can't live through this day, but you can't say that, so you can only bury the black dragon head under your wings and don't look at Yan Susu.

From ancient times to the present, how many people fought against each other for the treasure of the black dragon, traveled all over the great rivers and mountains, but ended up in vain. However, when Miss Black Dragon dedicated all her protective hands to Yan Susu, this little bird did nothing. take.

It is simply the black dragon's humiliation.

Yan Susu touched the black dragon's soft paw, "You took my four-figure deposit, you are my dragon, and your treasure is mine too."

When Yan Susu said this, the dragon's head poked out from the wings, blinking emerald green eyes, is it true?

Yan Susu nodded, of course it was true.

"Not only your previous life, but also this life and the next life are all mine."

These words came from Yan Susu's mouth, not empty words, she leaned over and kissed the black dragon, said: "The child is warmed by the light, as a parent, you need to tell the child a story."

Preschool education is very important, Yan Susu took away "Bao Church: Analysis of Hen Breeding" in front of Chu Dai and replaced it with "Complete Children's Stories"

With Chu Dai helping to take care of Dragon Egg, Yan Susu's pressure is much less, and he can easily go to work every day and earn money to support his family.

Today, at a flower shop dinner, Jia Niyun got the daughter Hong who had been buried for 100 years from somewhere, and opened an altar to entertain the staff.

Yan Susu drank a few glasses, the drink was soft and not spicy, it was the mellow aroma of years, the amber liquid was rippling in the glass, it was a pity that Miss Heilong couldn't drink it.

The flower demon laughed and said, "Don't drink too much, you're very drunk."

Yan Susu has been lingering on the sick bed for a long time in the real society and has no chance to drink, so if he is caught this time, he will naturally not let it go.

I remember that in the last world, Ms. Lin tried to use her body as a wine glass, using Nurhong,

Yan Susu blushed and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

After drinking three or four cups, the person's will is still clear, but his feet are fluttering, and he feels a little dizzy.

The flower demon took Yan Susu's hand worriedly, "I'll take you home."

Yan Susu waved her hand, rationally told her that with the system, nothing would happen, she stepped out of the store and bid farewell to the drinking staff.

The evening wind makes her drunk, and the system knows that Yan Susu's consciousness has long been out of order by looking at Yan Susu's deep and shallow feet. Looking at the faint smile at the corner of her mouth, she looks like a promiscuous villain .

Just as the system was about to speak, Yan Susu seemed to be able to predict her behavior, and said loudly, "I'm not drunk, I was able to drink a lot in the last world."

The system couldn't remember which part of the last world Yan Susu drank, thinking that the host had made a mistake.

The poor little system can only intervene in the consciousness of the host, and pull this drunk guy into the door.

Yan Susu stepped into the door, the door frame clicked loudly, and the system covered his face to exit the host.

I hope that other systems will not watch this clip, otherwise the small system will not be able to hold its head up in front of others.

Miss Heilong, who was telling the story, saw the door was knocked open, Yan Susu was drunk, his face was dark red, and he was holding a stone flower bed taller than a person in his hand. The whole flower bed was a cylinder with a height of two meters. The sunflower and the cat's face were easily carried by Yan Susu on his shoulders, and he jumped and slammed the heavy thing on the floor——

The floor was smashed and cracked.

Yan Susu was quite domineering, the president restrained the black dragon's claws, pushed the black dragon against the wall, and whistled like a hooligan.

"Hey, pretty girl from which family, I will send you flowers and go with my sister."

Confusion and fear flashed across Miss Heilong's emerald green eyes, and the tip of her tail swayed slightly on the ground, stupefied by the sight in front of her.

The good news is: the wife sent her flowers.

The bad news is: ... well, no bad news.

Miss Black Dragon dragged the huge public object with her tail and placed it in the garden, waiting for her to be returned to her original place early tomorrow morning.

If a camera records this