Sick beauty self-help system

While making headlines on Weibo, Chu Dai's majestic figure also made headlines on Fairy Forums.

Damn, this group of monsters couldn't even recognize them clearly. The words written on Chu Dai's body with fluorescent paint began to look through the dictionary one after another, but they still couldn't get a complete definition.

Jiang Ziang was so bombarded by various news that his head ached. As a senior, he had to pretend to be very stable in front of Lan Buhuan, worthy of the expensive suit and the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.

Lan Buhuan poked Jiang Ziang, "Sir, tell me something, isn't Chu Dai your friend?"

Jiang Ziang threw the ringing test phone in his hand to Lan Buhuan, "Tell the group of people who warned of the crisis that the black dragon has no tendency to attack."

It's not just that he has no tendency to attack, he has gone further and further on the road of letting himself go.

Not to mention a dragon that has lived for thousands of years, even a normal person would not be able to walk around in the dark covered in fluorescent paint.

This fucking can directly fill up the annual card in the psychiatric hospital.

Lan Buhua held the phone with both hands, "...Good sir."

Although Mr. Heilong thinks he is mentally retarded, he accidentally pokes him cute. If there is another magpie that can also paint fluorescent paint on its body in the dark with love words written on it, he will also be tempted.

Although Lan Buxuan couldn't recognize the content of the complicated four-line text, he concluded that it must be love.

……

After wandering around in the night sky for most of the night, Chu Dai put Yan Susu on a lawn, the two of them were covered with the high-altitude air-conditioning, and the air flow from the cheeks brought a burst of refreshing coolness.

The colder it is, the more they want to stick together. As soon as they became human, Chu Dai immediately pushed Yan Susu down on the lawn——

Yan Susu was panting, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were full of water, and her fingertips were trembling in fear.

The roller coaster is just a simple adjustment for this parrot, and the flying speed of the black dragon is directly comparable to riding a sports car without wearing a seat belt.

The feeling of pushing her back with full power made her cry out in surprise, but the black dragon was worried that she would scream, so he blocked her throat with a cloud of air.

Yan Susu recalled his gaffe in the air, and tilted his head shyly not to look at Chu Dai.

If he didn't try his best to stop the dragon, he even wanted to fight her in the air——

"Tsk..." Yan Susu lay on the soft lawn, her fingers tightly grasped a bunch of green grass, the juice of the grass flowed along the gap between her fingers, Chu Dai held her in her hand, and licked the fresh grass with her tongue juice.

Yan Susu gritted his teeth and said hoarsely: "You have passed the courtship period, I don't want to mess with you."

Chu Dai laughed in a low voice, and gently stroked Yan Susu's face with her saliva-stained fingers, "Do you know why human beings don't have a courtship period?"

She shook her head blankly when it came to the knowledge blind spot of Yan Susu.

Chu Dai leaned down and whispered in Yan Susu's ear, "Because people can fall in love at any time."

Yan Susu: "????"

As soon as the system came out of the main system office, it heard the exciting content and said wearily: "Chu Dai is right, people can..."

Before the system finished speaking, Yan Susu locked it into the small black room immediately, and hurriedly said: "Knowing some knowledge will drive you crazy."

The system was caught off guard, seeing the screen in front of him turn black, scratching his little head, feeling like the host was taking it out...

The main system hugged the limp little system from behind, "Duckhead, do you know why the system has no courtship period?"

The small system is indifferent: "No, I don't want to know."

The main system was dumb, "I thought you were curious."

The little system sneered: "I'm not curious at all." Really.

Main system: "..."

……

With the sky as the cover and the ground as the mat, Yan Susu tried it in the wild for the first time. She can't remember the process clearly. She couldn't even lift a finger. The red marks pressed by the grass are messy and full of beauty, Chu Dai loves to be flattened, the flower is taken out from under Yan Susu's thigh, and she holds her toes along the posture, and gives a light and pious kiss.

Yan Susu let Chu Dai move, she was so dizzy that she couldn't tell whether it was the stars in the sky or the chandelier at home, her throat was filled with the desire to vomit, she leaned on Chu Dai's shoulder fragilely, letting The black dragon put it on its back and flew all the way home.

Although Yan Susu shirks in every possible way on weekdays, when Chu Dai asks "Is it okay?", she always raises her chin with a half-smile, as if every hug must be led by a proud little parrot.

But this time was an exception, Chu Dai flew very smoothly, not much faster than the cars on the road, and blocked the violent wind with her demon power, so that the little guy on her back could sleep more peacefully.

Chu Dai sighed silently: "You really don't like me anymore."

Chu Dai didn't notice the fluorescent graffiti on her body. She might have noticed it, but she didn't take it to heart. As long as it was the traces left by Yan Susu on her body, she was willing to accept it all.

But there was still an indescribable sadness in her heart, she washed Yan Susu and put it on the bed, took the delicate back of the little parrot with both hands, and rubbed it gently on her cheek.

Always feel that those words left on her body are farewell letters?

After everything was settled, Chu Dai turned off the light and got into bed, hugged the little girl who was around her from behind, buried her nose deeply on the top of the little girl's head, and turned on the phone with one hand to read today's forum news.

The hottest post in the forum: I have lived too long, and I will complain about the weird events I encountered this year.

The landlord help me, I am blind: without further ado, just upload the picture, judging by the body shape, it must be the adult in the forum? ? ?

The huge black dragon flapped its wings, leaving a string of flowing clouds in the sky. In the night sky, it was hard to tell whether the fluorescent paint on her body was brighter, or the twinkling stars far away in the sky were more twinkling. Clicking normal words is a good work that can win a photography award with just one shot, but...

Curcuma

Do not succumb to reason

think about it

a

The host is already blind. He has read masters and doctorates in human society, but his level of knowledge is not enough to unravel this ancient curse.

Floor 2: Slowly put out a question mark, is Master Heilong serious? ? ?

Floor 3: Didi upstairs, do you know what it means?

Floor 4: Instead of paying attention to the content here, why not think about who wrote the spell on Master Black Dragon. Could it be that Master Black Dragon has been captured by humans?

Floor 5: I don’t know the words below. The first three are “I love you.” Don’t ask me how I know that. The lollipops at the gate of the school cost five yuan a piece. Damn it!

6th floor:! ! ! !The thousand-year-old widowed black dragon betrayed the organization and found a wife?

Chu Dai has always been the most popular among all monsters. Thanks to her dark and dazzling scales and huge and powerful body, she respects strength among monsters. Almost no one can beat her, and those who can beat her fall into deep sleep Among them, the words on the 6th floor shocked most of the monster world.

Chu Dai, who was watching the post, closed her phone heartbrokenly, and hugged Yan Susu tremblingly. There was no embarrassment of social death, only the pain of losing her lover.

How can the separation of flesh and blood not be bitter?Chu Dai gave a thumbs up to the 5th floor. She thought maybe the last three lines were a farewell letter. Susu took into account her emotions and couldn't bear to write it bluntly. She could only use the language that parrots can understand to carefully write down her love for the black dragon. disappointment.

What a reserved and painful child!In contrast, she took someone who no longer loved her and forced her to hug her on the grass, which was extremely cruel.

Chu Dai touched the sleeping man, determination flashed in her eyes, "Susu, even if you don't like me, I will never let go."

I know that you will feel uncomfortable, and I also know that you want to leave with the last trace of nostalgia after giving birth, but she will not let go, even if she is hated, she still wants to hold this little parrot in her arms.

……

Yan Susu didn't know that Chu Dai hadn't slept all night, he only looked at the faint bruises under her eyes, and pressed lightly with his thumb in distress.

"Dai Dai, I'm going to work, you have to stay at home, go to sleep, good boy."

The little parrot's amorous eyebrows and eyes only focus on Chu Dai, and the little parrot's delicate chin has a faint trace of being pinched, which has become smooth and white under the cover of the foundation. It is a child as hot as the sun.

Who can not like it?

Chu Dai held hands and sent Yan Susu to the gate of the community. When saying goodbye, Yan Susu touched her cheeks with her lips, and smiled sweetly: "Why are you wearing my clothes?"

The slightly loose suspenders are worn on Chu Dai's body, which highlights her figure and outlines her body curves intoxicatingly. On the other hand, Yan Susu wears Chu Dai's heavy coat, which looks too wide in the cool autumn wind, a bit like Boyfriend style that is popular on the Internet.

Chu Dai was worried that Yan Susu would be angry, but she looked at the girl in front of her, smiled meaningfully, turned around and disappeared at the corner of the street.

Chu Dai stood at the door thoughtfully, wrapped in the unique fragrance of the parrot and unable to extricate herself from it.

Her lips are so soft, her clothes are so close to her body, and her brain is buzzing.

Tail: Don't smirk, I'm going to report to work at work today, you brought a huge shock to human society last night.

Chu Dai stroked the big dragon's tail which was twisted into a ball, "There is no huge shock."

It's just that I can't get up and down in the hot search...

Became the top prize in the annual fantasy event awards... Damn it, humans used her lover's farewell book as a joke, and the joys and sorrows of humans and dragons really do not communicate.

Thanks to yesterday's revenge, as soon as Yan Susu came to Jia Niyun's flower shop, he was immediately surrounded by the flower demon and asked what happened.

The flower demon has stayed in human society for a long time. There was a period of time when she deliberately studied the history of human civilization and popularization, and published papers. She intercepted a few words in the legendary Martian text, and she could recognize all the words clearly without any effort. .

Jia Niyun originally thought that Yan Susu was coerced by Chu Dai, but he never expected that Yan Susu's affection for the black dragon was so deep that he used secret words to write straightforward love words one by one.

The red marks left on the body before dare to love are the two people's love? ? ?

Yan Susu put on a white florist work apron and stretched out her feathered wings. Just as she was about to speak, she suddenly felt dizzy——

Jia Niyun:!

Yan Susu rubbed his head, resisted the dizziness that came over his face and said lightly: "I'm fine, it was too late yesterday."

Jia Niyun: ...I care about you, but you feed me dog food?

Yan Susu stood at the entrance of the flower shop, holding a small sign for promotion every day. Her wings returned to their original shape overnight. Without thinking about it, she knew that it was the sullen black dragon who did it. She obviously took remedial measures, but in the daytime, she couldn't see it. It's not like her style to not invite meritorious service.

System: "I went to the main system according to your method yesterday, and the result..."

Yan Susu endured the dizziness and nausea, and stood in the cold wind to introduce winter flowers to the guests. Fairies are not afraid of the cold, but for some reason Yan Susu often shivered recently.

Yan Susu asked the system while chatting with the guests, "Did the main system propose to you in public?"

System: "The main system asked me to strip | naked and use it as a coffee table, holding a red wine bottle in one hand and a red wine glass in the other. I persisted for most of the day without moving."

Yan Susu was startled:? ? ? ?The letter circle game is absolutely perfect.

The system didn't know which link was wrong, "The main system and other systems were discussing work in the office. I just took down the electric fan in the host computer just to play tricks, which caused the host computer to overheat and catch fire. I thought it would comfort me and make me jealous. The result turned out to be QAQ”

Yan Susu: You deserve it :)

As soon as Yan Susu took the guests away, an indescribable nausea rushed into her throat, the sunlight above her head became dazzling, the sky and the earth spun, she suddenly lost consciousness, fell on the side of the road and was almost run over by a car.

Jia Niyun immediately put down the work in hand, hugged Yan Susu, and regular customers passing by called for an ambulance.

After Jia Niyun checked around, she found that there was nothing wrong with Yan Susu. On the contrary, she was very healthy. Seeing how her daily food intake has changed, she is also in a good mood.

The girl in her arms frowned tightly, her throat let out an uncomfortable breathing sound, her wings flapped feebly on the ground, her appearance was quite bleak.

When Yan Susu opened his eyes again, he was already in the hospital. The snow-white ceiling and the same white curtains came into view, and the smell of disinfectant filled his breath.

System: "Laying eggs consumes energy, and I caught a cold doing bad things in the wild last night, so my body is fine."

In reality, Yan Susu's health has always been poor, otherwise she would not be bound to the self-rescue system for sick and weak beauties. She has hated the smell of disinfectant in hospitals since she was a child. Every time she is hospitalized, she will definitely find out new problems. So, so terrifying.

The bed with Yan Susu is Ge, an old woman who suffers from vertigo all the year round. Because of her age, she will inevitably suffer from various diseases such as diabetes, high blood pressure, myocardial infarction, cerebral infarction, etc. Yan Susu has not gotten out of bed yet. , the old lady held a thick stack of test sheets and said to her grandson on the other end of the phone: "Xiaobao, I'm dying. The doctor checked out thyroid nodules for me. The old woman has many diseases, and a report can't be finished." , come and listen to my will!!"

Yan Susu was frightened: "I never thought that I could be so close to the real world in the fast travel world."

The old man in the subway system looked at her mobile phone: She knew that the host had a miserable life in reality, but she didn't expect it to be like this.

After a while, the back door was pushed open, and the attending doctor and Chu Dai entered the ward at the same time. The girl on the white bed was wearing a hospital gown, and her skin looked sickly pale. After wiping off her lipstick, there was no blood on her lips.

The doctor said: "The patient suffers from vertigo and has been in a state of hypoglycemia for a long time. He has a slight anxiety reaction due to nervous tension. It is not serious. He needs to rest well and he can adjust to a light diet soon."

After Yan Susu was sent to the hospital, she underwent a series of examinations. The system helped her shield the abnormal human parts, making her look like an ordinary person with a weak body but able to speak.

Chu Dai also knew that monsters cannot be compared with normal humans, so after thanking the doctor politely, she sat alone beside Yan Susu's bed, and silently peeled an apple.

The apple skin is as thin as a cicada's wing, and the light yellow pulp juice that is exposed drips abundantly on the tip of the knife and Chu Dai's fingers.

Chu Dai said vaguely: "I like you."

After hearing what the doctor said, Yan Susu put his heart into his stomach, but when he heard Chu Dai speak, he became nervous. Who would confess his love in the hospital? Could it be...

Yan Susu thought that the doctor would not tell the real disease to the patient's emotions, but would talk to the family members behind the scenes. In front of the patient, the doctor always kept a sense of humor so that the patient could cooperate with the treatment.

Chu Dai obviously got the doctor's order, so she gently confessed her love.

Yan Susu's expression turned ugly suddenly, "If you have something to say, I can bear it."

With a flick of the knife in Chu Dai's hand, she nearly cut off the skin of the apple, "I like you, and I don't want to see you suffer."

Yan Susu hesitated and couldn't say anything to refute.

She knew that if Yan Susu left her, her life would be happier and she wouldn't faint by the side of the road, but Chu Dai couldn't let go.

Yan Susu was about to cry, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the piles of test reports in the hands of the old lady in the next bed, and felt dizzy in his head, sweet in his throat, and almost vomited blood.

Her right eye kept twitching in the morning, and something was about to happen.

Chu Dai cut the apple into small pieces and fed it to Yan Susu with the tip of a knife. She has no appetite to eat fruit now, but seeing Chu Dai's begging eyes, she had to open her mouth——

The old lady in the next bed was supported by her grandson and went down to the second floor for another examination, sighing.

Only Yan Susu and Chu Dai were left in the empty room, looking at each other speechlessly for a while.

After Yan Susu ate half of the apple, he told her the system's diagnosis report, "I'm pregnant and my body is weak, don't worry."

After finishing speaking, Yan Susu patted the back of Chu Dai's hand reassuringly, and put her hand on her belly, which contained an egg that could continuously absorb nutrients from her body.

You see, I am helping you conceive offspring, why don't you hurry up and thank me.

Chu Dai seemed to want to withdraw her hand when she touched the soldering iron, but seeing Yan Susu's expectant gaze, she had no choice but to touch that belly.

Obscurely said: "That's great."

Yan Susu adhered to the concept of placing orders early and completing tasks earlier, and found that as long as she had close contact with Chu Dai, she would quickly lay eggs, otherwise she would have to wait for several days for the egg to fall.

Now half of the egg has been exposed, and it will be born in this beautiful new world.

Yan Susu blew into Chu Dai's ear, letting the system block the glass window on the door of the ward, hooked his hands around the black dragon's neck, "Honey, do you want to watch me lay eggs?"

Chu Dai gasped, and quickly pressed the child on the bed,

"Don't make trouble... Take a good rest."

Having said that, Chu Dai swallowed her saliva, she had never seen any record of laying eggs of any creature, just imagining that picture in her mind, the scales of the whole dragon were about to explode——

Was that a picture she could see?

"Okay, okay..."

Yan Susu tightly grasped the white quilt cover with eyes full of water, and dropped a series of kisses on the cheeks of this stupid black dragon, feeling the strangeness in her body, every movement made her unable to resist.

Chu Dai left a series of teeth marks on her shoulders, which is the proof that her spouse gave birth to offspring.

The dragon egg that just came out is warm, even some hot to the hand, only a small one, fragile and helpless, just a light bump can make this egg lose all vitality, Chu Dai Like a treasure.

Dragon eggs are indeed very fragrant, and they are the best tonic for all species, but Chu Dai can't bear the slightest desire to eat into her belly at this moment.

There were traces of blood on the eggshell, Yan Susu was drenched and limp on the bed.

Giving birth is physically demanding work for any animal, let alone in the humiliating environment of a hospital.

Chu Dai put the dragon egg in Yan Susu's arms to keep the little parrot well, and bit her earlobe maliciously.

"Why don't I go to the pharmacy and buy a few //// expanders, wouldn't it lighten your burden?"

Yan Susu made up the picture in his brain, and said lightly, "Get lost."

Chu Dai chuckled lightly: "Just kidding, I'll take you to wash."

……

Chu Dai originally thought that she could watch Yan Susu's wonderful Christmas scene all the time, but she didn't want Yan Susu to stare at the egg day and night after the dragon egg was born, and touched it with her hands countless times, and she was about to kill the dragon egg. An egg is pulped on the plate...

After coming out of the hospital, Jia Niyun didn't rush to get Yan Susu to go to work, but instead gave her nearly a month to recuperate.

System: "Su Suzi, I will notify you if the dragon egg responds, so you don't have to stare at it all day long."

Yan Susu marks each egg, and uses a black pen to draw a unique cartoon pattern to turn the whole egg into a work of art. If it is not worried about disturbing the hatching of the dragon egg, it will be carved into a hollow shape with a knife. in order to express love.

Chu Dai hugged Yan Susu from behind, resting her chin on her shoulder, showing her identity as the real spouse in front of Dan with an unquestionable and absolute possessiveness.

"You spend more time looking at her than you do at me."

Yan Susu slowly put out a question mark, "It's your child."

Chu Dai: It is my egg pudding.

Seeing the strong maternal love flowing in Yan Susu's eyes, Chu Dai was embarrassed to say it out loud. It hadn't happened in a hundred years to hatch a baby dragon, and it was basically impossible. Such a lucky event fell on them.

Chu Dai has no way to persuade Susu, nor can she relieve her lover's sorrow, so she can only touch her back silently to bring her a sense of peace of mind.

Recently, Yan Susu has been feeling that Chu Dai's mental condition is not right, but every time he wants to ask, he stares blankly at her doggy eyes, and his throat is blocked with doubts.

Yan Susu bit the bullet and said, "Are you worried that I'm cheating?"

Chu Dai shook her head faster than a rattle, "I will trust you in everything you do."

What's more, there is no second dragon active in human society in the whole world.

Yan Susu: "Are you worried that I don't want you and the child?"

Chu Dai grabbed the cuffs hard, although she was sad in her heart, she still maintained a calm and calm face, "I trust you."

You only want children and not me.

Yan Susu slowly raised a question mark, you are really hard to serve.

Chu Dai whispered: "You...forget it, don't talk about it."

Yan Susu:? ? ? ?

The aggrieved and lonely black dragon turned and left, leaving Yan Susu with a humble back.

Yan Susu was confused, and continued to focus on the egg in his hand.

……

On the other side, Chu Dai went out to the flower and bird market, and went straight to exotic pet shops like lizard gecko.

The only animal she can find in human society that is the closest to the larval form of a dragon is a lizard. If there is a small thing that can accompany Yan Susu to express her pent-up maternal love, maybe she won’t always be guarding the illusory world every day. egg.

For a while, Chu Dai, all the animals in the pet shop hissed in warning, and some fell directly to the ground, pretending to have dead paws, and twitched in mid-air.

When the boss subconsciously wanted to stand up, he saw Chu Dai standing at the door without touching any of the terrariums.

The boss saw Chu Dai's words and deeds, well-dressed and well-dressed, and immediately put a smile on his face, "What do you need, Miss?"

"There are maned lions, leopard-print geckos, and blue-tongues. You can find all the varieties in the market in small shops, and you can give live feed as gifts."

Standing in front of the rectangular glass terrarium, Dai Chu saw dead wood for crawling inside. A plastic basin the size of a bottle cap was filled with clean water. A little guy was lying on top of the sawdust. His whole body was citrus-colored. , with edges and corners, and a pair of eyes pretending to be dead.

Feeling the extreme oppression from the blood, he doesn't even have the ability to die.

The boss smiled and waited carefully, "Miss, do you want to play for yourself or give it to a friend?"

Chu Dai: "Give it to your girlfriend."

The boss saw that Chu Dai was interested in the maned lion from the corner of his eye, and he praised it: "Most girls can't refuse this color. The sunflower-like color can bring good luck to the day. It's very strange to give it as a gift, and it has connotations."

The boss continued to boast: "Most people who keep lizards want to raise a dragon in their hearts. It looks hard but is soft enough to be played with in the hands."

The boss' words successfully pleased the black dragon. She didn't want to find a lizard that was exactly the same color as hers to go home. If Yan Susu liked the black one, wouldn't it be slapping her in the face?

How can a dignified black dragon be compared with a four-legged snake?

Chu Dai doesn't know anything about raising animals, but fortunately, the monster power around her can nourish and extend the life of animals to the greatest extent, without special care, they can live for a long time.

However, in order for Yan Susu to experience the fun of raising children, Chu Dai bought a full set of equipment under the trick of the boss. There are two full boxes of cockroaches alone, enough for four-legged snakes to eat for a long time.

Chu Dai sneered and carried the four-legged snake home. On the way, she silently ticked one of the columns in the Love 100% Tutorial Book: You may be able to buy a pet for your girlfriend, and the two of you will bring unparalleled and exclusive memories of raising it together.

Chu Dai and 4 Hours stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of her mouth, and she said extremely viciously: You are just a despicable substitute. If you were placed in the ancient harem, you would be just a warm favor for the queen's main palace. Bed servant, I advise you not to dream of being favored by Susu.

Beared Dragon: ...

Jiang Ziang heard that Chu Dai and Yan Susu had gone to the hospital Wang Budie, so he sent a text message to say hello.

"Master Black Dragon, the hospital that treats human beings will not bring any benefits and even expose our identities. You really shouldn't let parrots come into contact with doctors."

If the disease is cured in a human hospital, what do you need a boa doctor for?

Jiang Ziang heard from nowhere that the relationship between Chu Dai and Yan Susu was not good, and the little parrot was unilaterally angry at the news, "Please don't read Lao Shizi's love book again, this book has no edition number at all, it was published illegally Dare to believe anything?"

Jiang Ziang carefully read the book "Love 100%" and found that although the book is empty nonsense, there is no principled error. He seriously suspected that the operation method of Heilong was wrong. He dared not say it, so he could only blame all the faults on the book.

The Black Dragon Legion will not reply to messages easily, she is cold and noble, just giving others a look, that person will be so happy that they faint, but when it comes to dating, she will not give an inch, the desire to compare in her heart , a rising tide lifts all boats.

The result was that Jiang Ziang looked at the four-legged snake in the phone photo and fell into a strange chaos.

Bought to eat?

Chu Dai sent the original text of the Love 100% tutorial book to Jiang Ziang, and attached a text saying: "You can refer to the content in the book to find a partner."

Jiang Ziang: "..." Quit it, destroy it.

The black dragon, who doesn't know how to love, proudly carried the cage and a pile of miscellaneous breeding items home, and proudly placed the four-legged snake in front of Yan Susu.

She pampered Yan Susu's head, "I know you want to raise a child, your mother's love is overwhelming, look what I bought for you."

Yan Susu often received strange gifts from Chu Dai, most of which were expensive items such as gold, silver and jewelry, and could not be taken out at any time, so he glanced at the cage on the ground without any surprise.

Yan Susu:?

system:?

I'm so motherly, so you bought me a lizard?

Chu Dai triumphantly thought that it had been solved, and Yan Susu wanted to breed offspring, so she lifted the four-legged snake with one hand and said, "It looks a ten-thousandth like I did when I was a child, and you take this little beast as our children."

After speaking, Chu Dai smiled triumphantly at the bearded dragon.

Beared Dragon: ...I'm not a four-legged snake...

Yan Susu swears a dirty word and doesn't want to talk to this idiot.

The bearded dragon cannot be discarded, it can only be raised. Yan Susu has never raised exotic animals, but with Chu Dai's guarantee, he can only feed it with cockroaches held in small tweezers every day according to the feeding method in the textbook .

After the four-legged snake was full, he and Yan Susu lay on the sofa to watch the animal world.

"Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's the season of animal sex again..."

Beared Dragon: ...

His eyes stared straight at the box containing the cockroaches, and he licked his lips. It could only obey the animals, gain and lose. Under the power of the black dragon, he had a slight sense of freedom, knowing that he could only lie in the hands of Yan Susu , let others knead, do not make any acts of resistance, otherwise... will be eaten.

The bearded dragon thought that if it was raised by humans, it would be able to live a carefree life, open its mouth to stretch out its clothes, and put cockroaches on its mouth, but it did not expect that in human society, it needs to obey the most primitive forest law.

Once you do wrong and bad things, you will be starved, or you will enter the stomach of your ancestors.

The bearded dragon can communicate with the system without barriers, "I have seen my ancestor, but why do I lie obediently and docilely in front of my ancestor every time, and my ancestor still looks at me like trash?"

The system has always liked animals, and explained gently: "Little baby, of course it's because she is not your ancestor."

Beared Dragon: Co-author I have no love in this house.

Chu Dai passed by and saw Yan Susu watching the sex///cop content in Animal World, she turned off the TV in a rage, her eyes and neck turned red, she was so angry that she could hardly make a full sound.

Chu Dai lifted the four-legged snake's tail, and said viciously: "You are just a small animal, you dare to watch adult content behind my back, don't you feel ashamed to watch it on such a big TV in public?!"

"It's true that the TV station is always broadcasting these things that are not suitable for children. It's really going downhill. If you follow the example of the TV and leave with the young and strong single animal, how sad will the original partner be?"

"I really shouldn't have brought your four-legged snake home. Now that you look a little like me, I won't eat you, but if there is a next time..."

Chu Dai has mastered the excellent blank space technique.

The bearded dragon innocently wanted to curry favor with its ancestors, but was severely locked into a cage by this grumpy black dragon.

Yan Susu coughed twice: "You can scold me directly."

How could Chu Dai dare, she just sat on the sofa with a smile and rubbed Yan Susu with her arm: "That four-horned snake turned on the TV to lure you to watch the animal world, it must be her fault, you are a good boy, why not?" Maybe take the initiative to look at other animals?"

Yan Susu sneered, and opened the adult website on the phone in front of Chu Dai.

Chu Dai:! ! ! !

……

Then your stand-in tactics didn't get good results. After a long vacation, Yan Susu went to work every day, and Chu Dai could only stay at home alone with the four-legged snake.

Chu Dai said coldly: "You can't even get Susu's favor. What right do you have to walk around in front of me?"

Beared Dragon: No, I can sleep on Susu's head.

Chu Dai read the meaning from the provocative gaze when viewing the angle, and drew a blade in the void, "Say it again."

Beared Dragon: ...you are much better than me, you can close the door and fight with Susu on the bed, you won't be the ancestors, I can't match it.

Chu Dai was happy to be praised, and gave the four-legged snake two cockroaches to eat.

With the experience of falling down on the road, Jia Niyun didn't dare to make Yan Susu work too hard. She would help out casually in the store in the morning, and then she could go to the nearby food street for a feast at noon. She lived more like a boss in the store than the boss. The boss has attracted the envy of all the employees.

Yan Susu wandered alone in the food street, chatting with the system in his heart: "Dai Dai is worried that I don't like her, she is really a beautiful black dragon with low self-esteem."

In the past few days, the system has heard Yan Susu talk about the love story between her and Chu Dai every day, and it is very annoying: "The completion of the task is still 5% short, why is your stomach so unsatisfactory!"

Yan Susu: "Laughing, concubines in ancient palaces who can't give birth to children will be thrown into the cold palace. If I can't give birth to children, I will give them to Rijin Simmons."

Can't tell who is worse.

The system didn't dare to talk to Yan Susu, the system made unreasonable words, and wanted her to have a baby, no matter how many eggs the small system could lay, it could only be demanded endlessly.

I can't tell whether the host is worse or the small system is worse.

Just as the two were sighing, a familiar figure slowly walked towards Yan Susu, exuding a reassuring cool mint smell.

This person's appearance is not different from Chu Dai's, but the calculation in his eyebrows and eyes is completely different from that stupid black dragon.

System: "Someone pretended to be Chu Dai and committed crimes in the urban area, and did a lot of bad things. Now the superiors are arresting the suspect. You can call and report at any time."

Calling directly to report is of course the quickest way, but Yan Susu felt that the matter was more than that. If he just wanted to do bad things, why not use the identity of Lan Buhuan or Jiang Ziang, but use that dragon?

And it just so happened that this dragon found her again, Yan Susu couldn't pretend not to see it.

"Chu Dai" put her arms around Yan Susu's shoulders very naturally, and helped people walk intimately in the bustling food street. There were many young couples shopping around. She handed Yan Susu a fresh flower very carefully. roses.

Even the curvature of the corner of her mouth is exactly the same as that of Chu Dai.

If it wasn't for Yan Susu, living with Chu Dai for a long time, he would almost be cheated.

"Chu Dai": "It's hard work at work, baby, if you feel uncomfortable, you might as well stay at home, I have plenty of money to support you."

Chu Dai inserted the excess lipstick from the corner of Yan Susu's mouth, her movements were shallow but gentle, her eyes were full of affection.

Yan Susu let her move: "Aren't you angry?"

"Chu Dai" wondered: "What can I be angry with you? You are still young and always do some inappropriate things. As an elder and lover, I should take care of you."

"Chu Dai" thought that Yan Susu and Heilong must have experienced a lot of unpleasant things, and Yan Susu must have suffered a lot of grievances because of his half-faced temper, but in the eyes of outsiders, the two can live in harmony, There is bound to be one party who is extremely patient.

It is impossible for Chu Dai to like the little parrot that has just turned into a human form, and if she likes it, it is just to play with her side, even if there is love, it will be short-lived.

For the posture and expression of the black dragon, "Chu Dai" thinks that she can imitate ten to ten.

Yan Susu smiled: "