The world's bosses are waiting for me to wake up

Since the little black cat came back, it has become the second strongest demon clan in the family, which brought a lot of urgency to the little sea rabbit and little pearl bird.

The cubs, who were already very diligent, practiced day and night, especially the little pearl bird. Everyone can talk in the form of a bird, but it is the only one that is still in the state of a bird, and it is even more anxious.

When Lin Qingtian mobilized his contacts to find Lin Xuece, Wu Gui was out to discuss business and was not at home. The three little animals were practicing diligently, while Lin Xuece was doing homework in the study.

Just as Lin Qingtian guessed, Lin Xuece blocked Lin Guohua, Zheng Meiling, and Lin Qingtian, but it was impossible to block all the students in the school.

So Lin Xuece quickly received a message from his classmates.

But after he finished listening, he put his phone aside and ignored it.

In Lin Xuece's opinion, they just had a conflict in the afternoon, and in the middle of the night, Lin Qingtian came to the door, as if he would not give up until he reached his goal, which was obviously not a good thing.

It is estimated that they want to find him to fight again.

There is a gate control in the community, so it is just right to block him directly, so as not to prevent him from barging in with foul language and polluting everyone's ears with disgusting words.

Directly setting the phone to airplane mode, Lin Xuece sank into the sea of ​​questions again, and quickly put the matter behind him.

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Outside the villa, Lin Qingtian parked the car aside, waiting left and right, waiting for a long time, and forgetting that Lin Xuece didn't come out for a long time, he was like a small animal in a zoo, surrounded by people all the time.

What's even worse is that instead of waiting for Lin Xuece to come, an acquaintance came instead.

"Brother Tian? Is that you? Why are you here?" The man noticed that the people in the car looked familiar, and after recognizing Lin Qingtian, he immediately stepped forward to chat.

Lin Qingtian was originally wearing a hat and lowering his head, using the night to cover his face, but he didn't expect that it was so well hidden that others could recognize it.

Seeing the other party walking towards him step by step, as if he was about to walk in front of him, Lin Qingtian quickly pulled up his collar to cover his bruised face after being beaten.

Although the surroundings were brightly lit, it was night after all, and there were always dark places. Lin Qingtian adjusted his position, hid his face in the shadows, and looked up calmly.

The person in front of him turned out to be Lin Qingtian's high school classmate.

As the male protagonist of the novel, even though he is a stallion, Lin Qingtian's golden fingers are naturally very thick. The younger brother has grown up since he was a child. As long as he has a crush on someone, there is no one who will not be impressed by his charm.

The high school classmate in front of me was naturally Lin Qingtian's younger brother.

It's just that his grades were too bad, and he couldn't get into a domestic university, so he was sent abroad for gold plating in desperation.

The friendship between the two is limited to the elder brother and the younger brother, and the distance is too far when they go abroad, so they gradually lost contact, and they haven't seen each other for more than a year.

Lin Qingtian only remembered that he was his younger brother, he even forgot his name.

I never thought that I would meet at this time.

But one day earlier, Lin Qingtian looked proud, but now...

He didn't want to see anyone except Wu Gui, Lin Xuece and Wu Xiaohai.

However, although he was unhappy in his heart, Lin Qingtian naturally wouldn't show it on his face.

Seeing that classmate stepping forward and looking him up and down, Lin Qingtian pretended to be calm and said: "I'm waiting for someone, how about you?"

"My family lives inside." The high school classmate joked, "Who are you waiting for, to lock our brother Tian out of the community and not let you in."

The faces of Wu Gui's family flashed through Lin Qingtian's mind.

Talking about Wu Gui or Lin Xuece would embarrass him, but it would be different if talking about Wu Xiaohai.

Lin Qingtian immediately sneered and said, "It's just a woman."

"Woman?" The high school classmate's eyes lit up immediately.

Although Lin Qingtian's academic performance is good and he has a lot of pocket money, it is impossible to accept so many younger brothers just relying on these two things.

What he is most capable of is the way he picks up women, which makes everyone admire him.

At this time, when Lin Qingtian took the initiative to mention women, the high school classmates immediately felt itchy, and couldn't help discussing with Lin Qingtian: "What kind of woman is so capable, shutting our brother Tian out, do you want me to take you in?" , settle accounts with that woman."

The purpose of Lin Qingtian's coming here was to settle accounts with Wu Xiaohai and Lin Xuece, but it had to be in private.

In front of his younger brother, Lin Qingtian naturally didn't want to show his shameful side.

Not to mention, he still has injuries on his face.

Lin Qingtian immediately shook his head, pretending to be casual and said: "No need."

The purpose of that high school classmate was not really to help Lin Qingtian. After seeing Lin Qingtian's refusal, he didn't continue the topic. Instead, he rubbed his hands and said curiously: "Brother Tian, ​​I heard that you are dating Among those sister-in-laws, how many are foreign girls?"

When Lin Qingtian heard the words, the faces of several of his girlfriends flashed in his mind.

He has dated countless girlfriends since he was a child. Women of different ages and types have their own beauty, but if Lin Qingtian wants to say which one makes him most satisfied, it is only Dai Li.

However, this eldest lady is good-looking and has a good family background. Relatively speaking, she is also very jealous. Lin Qingtian has spent a lot of effort in order to maintain his personality in front of Dai Li...

Seeing that his high school classmates were still waiting for his answer, Lin Qingtian raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with some complacency: "Yeah, what's the matter?"

A high school classmate said: "To tell you the truth, my little brother, I went abroad to study. I thought that after I went abroad, foreigners would be so open. Once I go out, I will be like a wolf after a flock of sheep. I must not worry about girlfriends, but I didn't expect ..."

Unexpectedly, among the few classmates who went out together, the girls were all out of the singles, but the boys were all left.

"I'm not too demanding. I'm not interested in black girls. I just want to find a blond, blue-eyed, super-good-looking foreign girl, marry her back to our old Li's family, and come back to China with me to win glory for the country. That's okay, right? But I don’t know why, all those women look down on me.” The high school classmate said, recalling the experience of studying abroad for more than a year, he couldn’t help gnashing his teeth, “If you can’t get a foreign girl girlfriend, forget it. If it doesn’t work, the group of Chinese women can do it, but when they see foreigners, they can’t walk, and they all run away with men from other countries..."

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingtian understood why this person took the initiative to seek him out.

He has also heard about those things in the study abroad circle.

It is said that it is easy for a woman to find a boyfriend, but it is extremely difficult for a man to find a girlfriend.

Regarding this, Lin Qingtian also despised those women very much.

What did their men do wrong, because they were not only disgusted by foreign women, but also dared to be disgusted by domestic women because of their inferior innate conditions?

A group of ugly women who worship foreigners, are so dissolute and don't love themselves, and they are not afraid of death.

Let alone dating this kind of woman, Lin Qingtian wouldn't even glance at her.

Listening to the younger brother's constant complaints, Lin Qingtian felt a little proud, but also sympathetic to him.

"Brother Tian, ​​can you teach me, how can I get a girlfriend easily like you?" After the high school classmates complained, they sincerely looked at Lin Qingtian for advice.

Lin Qingtian sneered, and immediately passed on his experiences one by one.

"That depends on what kind of girlfriend you plan to have."

"Those good-looking and delicate beauties with rich families are of course to be coaxed and chased."

"On the contrary, some ordinary-looking ones can use a little tricks, especially those women who go abroad with you."

"Since ancient times, women have regarded their husbands as their gods. Now those women dare to do this because they are used to it." Lin Qingtian pointed out, "Women are so cheap, if you treat them well, they will ride on your head Saye, on the contrary, if you don’t treat them as human beings, as slaves, as nannies, as reproductive machines, they will be grateful to Dade instead.”

The high school classmates looked at him in surprise: "Really? Is this really okay?"

"Of course, as long as you are capable and rich, even if you are 60 years old, there will always be women who will pay you back." Lin Qingtian said.

The high school classmates stared wide-eyed and looked at Lin Qingtian devoutly and respectfully, as if they were listening to an imperial decree: "Brother Tian, ​​why don't you come to my house tonight as a guest, let's open a bottle of wine and have a long talk all night long."

Lin Qingtian was chatting vigorously, and just about to agree, suddenly the corner of his mouth was forced, and he accidentally pulled the wound.

The dull pain on his face made him suddenly think of something, and he quickly waved his hand and refused: "No, there are still many things in the company, I have to go back and deal with them in a while."

The high school classmates had just returned to China for the Spring Festival, and they hadn’t heard much about Lin Qingtian’s recent situation. Hearing what he said, they had already started a company, which made them even more admirable.

Lin Qingtian didn't enter the community, so it was unavoidably crude for the two of them to stand outside and chat.

Thinking of this, the high school classmate quickly took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, handed one to Lin Qingtian, and lit it for him himself.

The other party's worshipful and humble behavior greatly satisfied Lin Qingtian's self-esteem, and drove away the frustration and unhappiness of the day for him.

Seeing that the other party is so knowledgeable, Lin Qingtian doesn't mind imparting more experience. He took the cigarette and held it in his mouth, waiting for the other party to light it, while biting the cigarette: "However, if you think so in your heart, you can't say that in your mouth. Said, when you first started chasing people, you should coax them on the surface, be sweeter, faster, and slower when wearing a condom. It is best to make them pregnant, and then—cough, cough, cough, cough!"

Just halfway through Lin Qingtian's words, the lit cigarette ignited, and the smoke penetrated into his nostrils.

He habitually swallowed clouds and mist like in the past, but he didn't expect that he just took a breath, and the next moment, he was choked.

This is not the most fatal.

The most terrible thing is that after choking, the smell of cigarettes remains in the nasal cavity.

Lin Qingtian has been smoking since junior high school, after so many years, he has long been an old smoker.

He is very familiar with the smell of cigarettes. In his opinion, this smell belongs to mature men, and he likes it the most.

However, for some reason today, when he smelled the familiar smell of smoke again, Lin Qingtian not only didn't enjoy half of it, he even felt his stomach suddenly start to roll.

As if smelling some disgusting fishy smell, my stomach convulsed, and the feeling of nausea continued to rise.

In front of his younger brother, Lin Qingtian smoked a cigarette and coughed a few words, which was already embarrassing enough, so he naturally didn't want to vomit in front of him.

He immediately covered his mouth and held his breath, trying his best to endure the surge of vomiting.

The high school classmates were listening to half of it, but Lin Qingtian coughed a few words and stopped talking.

When he looked up, what he saw was Lin Qingtian covering his mouth with a disgusted look on his face.

The high school classmate was stunned, and looked at Lin Qingtian inexplicably: "Brother Tian, ​​use a condom to make a woman pregnant, and then what?"

Lin Qingtian covered his mouth to endure nausea, gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "Then you...vomit!!"

He just opened his mouth, and before he could say a few words, the smell of smoke rushed straight into his nostrils.

The next moment, Lin Qingtian couldn't control it anymore, and retched on the spot.

At first, he was still thinking, and after retching a few times, he quickly stopped.

But what I didn't expect was that once I started to retch, it was like being pressed a certain switch.

The smell of smoke kept drifting into the nasal cavity, the stomach turned over and over again, and the feeling of vomiting became deeper and deeper.

After retching for several minutes, Lin Qingtian not only didn't stop, but even undigested food surged up from his stomach. He was caught off guard and vomited directly on his younger brother!

Food residues and gastric juices were mixed together, and the sour smell permeated the air.

The little brother looked at the filth on his body in horror, as if he had encountered the end of the world.

He couldn't figure it out, he just wanted to complain about women with Lin Qingtian, and asked Lin Qingtian for advice on the way.

Why did Lin Qingtian vomit all over him suddenly? !

What did he do wrong that God wants to punish him like this? !

Lin Qingtian didn't expect that he would spit it out directly, and he spit it out on someone else precisely.

Seeing his younger brother's frightened and ferocious face, Lin Qingtian wanted to open his mouth to explain a few words, but just as he opened his mouth, the feeling of vomiting surged up again.

Just smelling the smoke made him want to vomit. At this time, the sour smell of vomiting filled his nose and mouth, arousing his desire to vomit even more.

In desperation, Lin Qingtian could only throw away the cigarette and cover his mouth, then, under the stunned gaze of his younger brother, he ran back to the car like flying, and drove away from the scene...

When he first got in the car, the feeling of vomiting was still there, but as the car started, the cold night wind blew on his face, and the smell of cigarettes completely dissipated, Lin Qingcai slowly recovered.

Although it is not possible to spit it out again on the spot, the feeling of retching still lingers in the mouth.

It was the first time for Lin Qingtian to encounter such a situation at such a young age.

It's fine to vomit, but she vomited like that in front of my little brother and ran away...

After finally getting a better mood, it was completely ruined!

Lin Qingtian's face was ashen, and he was so angry that he swears.

He originally wanted to go to the hospital to check his body, but when the car drove to the entrance of the hospital, he suddenly remembered something, his face turned pale, not only did he not dare to go in, but instead walked away far away.

After finding a remote corner and parking the car, Lin Qingtian took out his mobile phone and searched.

[Search: Smelling smoke and wanting to vomit. 】

"If you smell smoke, you may be allergic to some substances in the smoke, or it may be caused by pharyngitis. You should try to avoid smoking and stay away from smoking people..." Note ①

Lin Qingtian looked at the answer and frowned slightly.

Impossible, he doesn't have pharyngitis, and he has never had any allergies after smoking for so many years.

At this time, although he would not vomit again, he would retch a few times from time to time.

In desperation, Lin Qingtian could only enter a new question again.

[Search: Pregnant women feel sick when they smell smoke. 】

"Nausevomiting is a relatively common symptom during pregnancy. This is due to the increase in hormones in the pregnant woman's body during pregnancy, which makes pregnant women particularly sensitive to odors, which may affect digestion..." Note ②

"During pregnancy, pregnant women will secrete a large amount of progesterone to stabilize the uterus and reduce the contraction of uterine smooth muscle. At the same time, it will also affect the peristalsis of gastrointestinal smooth muscle, causing indigestion, resulting in nausea and vomiting of acid water..." Note ③

Looking at the answers on the page, Lin Qingtian's face turned livid, and the cheerful mood when he was pointing out the younger brother just now has completely disappeared.

He still can't accept that he is pregnant.

But an old smoker who has been smoking for many years is suddenly so sensitive to the smell of smoke.

And until now, he still feels nauseous and wants to retch.

Even if Lin Qingtian refuses such an answer, he cannot ignore his own physiological reaction.

His body structure is different from that of ordinary people, so he dare not go to the hospital for an examination casually, but he has been retching and feeling terribly uncomfortable.

In desperation, Lin Qingtian had no choice but to drive to the suburbs, randomly found a small pharmacy by the side of the road, and walked in.

"Is there... that... that is..." Lin Qingtian walked to the counter, not knowing what to eat to relieve his situation, and immediately organized his words hesitantly.

The shop owner is a middle-aged man who is watching short videos.

Hearing Lin Qingtian's voice, he raised his head and saw a young man entering the drugstore in the middle of the night, hesitating, and immediately understood.

"In stock, the new Viagra is over there." The male shopkeeper said.

"No need for Viagra." Lin Qingtian said speechlessly.

"How many boxes of condoms do you want?" the male shopkeeper asked again.

"I don't need a condom either, that... the pregnant woman feels sick when she smells the smoke, is there any anti-nausea?" Lin Qingtian asked, resisting the urge to retch.

"Pregnant woman?" The male shopkeeper's eyes widened immediately, and he glanced up and down at Lin Qingtian.

Lin Qingtian is wearing a hat to cover his face, but he can tell at a glance that he is not very old. Didn't expect to have a wife?

At night, he ran out to buy medicine for his wife. It seemed that he loved his wife.

The male shopkeeper said: "There is no need to take medicine, let her rest and get used to it."

If it was someone else's morning sickness, Lin Qingtian would definitely turn around and leave when he heard what the shopkeeper said.

But now he is the one who wants to vomit.

The smell of smoke just now had already made him sick, but at this moment, if there was any trouble, Lin Qingtian would continue to vomit it up in minutes.

For example, this pharmacy, because it is located in the suburbs, has a small scale, and the hygienic conditions in the store are relatively average. Lin Qingtian usually doesn't go in and out of such places, let alone smell it, so it doesn't matter.

But now he has the desire to vomit again at any time.

This is not something that can be healed by rest and rest. People who have never experienced such an uncomfortable feeling cannot imagine how painful it is!

Lin Qingtian gritted his teeth and said, "He's not used to it, is there anything to stop vomiting?"

When the male shopkeeper heard this, he put down his phone helplessly, took out a few hawthorn pills, shook his head and said, "This is too delicate, then you can buy some hawthorn pills for her to eat, just press it."

Lin Qingtian paid the money immediately, opened the hawthorn pill, took out one and stuffed it into his mouth.

The hawthorn in the hawthorn pill has a strong hawthorn flavor, which can barely suppress the smell of smoke. Although the symptoms have improved, they are still not very comfortable.

Lin Qingtian frowned and said: "This feeling is normal, is there anything else?"

The male shopkeeper took out the anti-emetic items from the store one by one, and put them in front of Lin Qingtian: "That's all, you choose to buy."

Lin Qingtian immediately began to choose carefully.

It was the first time for the male shopkeeper to meet such a customer as Lin Qingtian, and he was very surprised: "Young man, you are only so young, and your wife is pregnant?"

"Hmm..." Lin Qingtian responded while choosing.

"Son or daughter, have you taken a B-ultrasound?" the male shopkeeper asked curiously.

If it was before, Lin Qingtian would be quite happy to discuss these things with people.

But after going through such a nightmare just now, he is still very sick to his stomach, Lin Qingtian doesn't want to answer such questions from strangers at all.

He came here purely because he was too famous in Haijing City, younger people would definitely recognize him.

I happened to be passing through the suburbs, so I found a small shop and came in to buy something to stop vomiting. I didn't come in to make friends.

However, the male shopkeeper seemed to be unable to read Lin Qingtian's face, not only closed his mouth tactfully, but also said to him: "Hey, it's just morning sickness, just buy some for her to deal with errands, if you want My wife is happy, buy a little of everything and take it home, and make sure she praises you as a good husband."

Half an hour ago, Lin Qingtian was still imparting his experience in front of his high school classmates, teaching him how to pick up girls.

Unexpectedly, half an hour later, he was in the suburbs and was pointed out by a male shopkeeper.

If Lin Qingtian was really a young husband, he would be very grateful to hear what the male shopkeeper said.

However, it was he himself who was pregnant and bought medicine at the moment.

Lin Qingtian remained silent with a sullen face, and continued to choose carefully.

Seeing that he ignored him, the male shopkeeper still thought that he was indeed a young man who had never been beaten by reality, and said with a smile: "If you are so careful now, you will have to suffer in the future."

When Lin Qingtian heard the words, he raised his head and glanced at him: "What do you mean?"

Seeing that Lin Qingtian finally took care of him, the male shop owner immediately got excited: "This wife is not pregnant in a day or two, but in October. Morning sickness is the most basic thing. It will be fine after three months, but Three months later, the baby is getting bigger and bigger, can't eat, can't sleep well, and has stretch marks..."

"Stretch marks??" Lin Qingtian looked at the owner suspiciously, "What is that?"

"Young people don't understand." The male shopkeeper said with a smile, "When the child grows up, the belly is as big as a watermelon, and the belly looks like it is cracked, and there are lines. Even after the child is born, the lines are still there. Now, those things are called stretch marks."

As he said that, the male shopkeeper showed a man's tacit smile: "So, the women who have given birth, the milk is gone, the belly is loose, and the bottom is cracked, so they can't be called women, they are all mothers."

In the past, Lin Qingtian would have laughed with the male shop owner, and the two began to discuss how attractive unmarried virgins are, but at the moment he is in no mood.

"The bottom is cracked?" Lin Qingtian was startled again.

Which one below, it won't be what he thought...

The male shop owner thought that Lin Qingtian was a pure young man, and immediately said: "When a child is born from the bottom, the head must be at least as big as a palm. Of course, the bottom will be cracked and loosen..."

Lin Qingtian's face became paler as he listened, which was in stark contrast to the disgusted expression of the male shopkeeper.

He only knew that women were pregnant and gave birth to children, but he never thought about what the process of conception looked like.

At this time, I just chatted with the male shopkeeper casually, and the information I got at least included morning sickness, stretch marks, poor eating and sleeping, and even the bottom...

The woman is cracked underneath, what about him?Where is he?

Thinking of this, Lin Qingtian only felt that the chrysanthemum tightened, and the whole person felt a little bad.

When he was a man, he was not in charge of giving birth, he could stand completely from the perspective of a bystander, watching women suffer with cold eyes.

Anyway, the one who suffers is others, as long as he can get a child.

It is even easier for him to focus on a woman's figure, which is an issue related to his own interests.

Just like this male shopkeeper.

I dislike my wife's squeamishness during pregnancy, and dislike my wife's out of shape after giving birth. I am not as good as an unmarried woman.

But when the person who gave birth became him.

All these pains are for him to bear.

And after enduring all this, would you still be despised for being poor in figure? !

Is there any fucking reason for this? !

Lin Qingtian fell into chaos.

On the one hand, he agrees with the male shopkeeper, and on the other hand, he loves himself.

The two kinds of thinking intertwined in his mind, making him dizzy, and the feeling of vomiting that he had finally suppressed surged up again.

"If you want me to say, it's better for a woman to have a cesarean section. Just make an incision on the belly, take the baby out, and then sew a needle to finish the job. It's simple and fast, and the bottom can still be tight—"

"Ouch, vomit..."

The male shopkeeper was still talking, but before he finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by the sound of vomiting.

Turning around to look, it turned out to be this young man who vomited so faintly.

Seeing Lin Qingtian retching and stuffing lemon slices, hawthorn pills, etc. into his mouth, the male shopkeeper was a little startled.

"This... Is what I said so scary?" The male shopkeeper murmured, "Young man, don't worry, these are all experienced by women, and have nothing to do with us men." It's us men who are the ones. It's only natural for women to have children, and we men are also responsible for earning money to support the family. Pregnancy can't be as hard as working..."

It was Lin Qingtian's even more deafening retching that answered the male shopkeeper.

The author says:

Thank you everyone for your support, good night, mua!