Liang Lin is so annoying

The weather in August is very hot, and the air seems to be mixed with the smell of something burnt.

The sun is shining so that people have no energy at all.Aunt Pepe's plants in the garden all looked wilted from the scorching heat.

Jiang Yiyi was sitting on the balcony of my house drinking soda, and while fanning the wind with her hand, she said: "Little Baibai, it's too difficult to get in from your house. Every time I come to play with you, the gate will stop me Ask me about my identity and I need to register.”

I lay quietly on the bed against the heat.

Jiang Yiyi looked back at me from the balcony and suggested to me: "Can you move?"

In order to cool down, I was trying my best to keep my heart like stagnant water, and I said like stagnant water: "Then next time I suggest that Zhao Wenli let us move."

Jiang Yiyi sucked the ice soda with a straw, because she also seemed a little weak because of the hot weather.

She blew a few breaths into the straw, and the soda made a "gurgling" sound in the glass bottle.

I thought the voice was unpleasant, so I put two fingers against my ears: "Can you have a good drink?"

Jiang Yiyi just stopped blowing soda, she looked in my direction, looked around boredly, and then raised her chin at the doll lying beside my bed: "It's such a hot day and I need such a big plush doll Sleep with you?"

I "ang": "Otherwise, should I put it on the ground? How pitiful does it look?"

Jiang Yiyi laughed twice, and she walked in from the balcony holding a soda bottle.Sitting down on my bed, I reached out and grabbed the skirt that the doll was wearing.

She laughed and said, "Is it still wearing a skirt?"

When she lifted the dress, I couldn't resist getting up from the bed. I went to the closet and found two princess dresses, and laid them out on my bed.

"It's all its skirts."

Jiang Yiyi chuckled: "Is it all from Liang Lin? Every year on your birthday, he gives this big rabbit a skirt?"

I made an "ang" sound.

Jiang Yiyi put the soda in her hand on the floor with a clang.

She picked up a pink and white tutu skirt with small florals on the bed, and compared it up and down on me for a while.

Finally came to a conclusion: "I guess he bought it for you to wear, Xiao Baibai."

I couldn't help curling my lips: "Then he doesn't have a good aesthetic."

Jiang Yiyile put down her skirt and laughed loudly: "He treats you like a doll."

After Jiang Yiyi finished speaking, she stared at my face, looked at her put down her skirt, and suddenly put her hands on her cheeks and stared at me and laughed: "It's really quite similar!"

She leaned in front of me and pinched my face: "Why do you look so good-looking?"

I told her: "Of course it was born by my parents."

Jiang Yiyi let go of her hand, picked up the soda she put on the ground again, bit the straw and hummed twice.

I put the skirt Liang Lin gave me back into the closet, lay flat on the bed again, and kept still.

"School will start soon." I said.

"School starts when it starts."

"Then can I still be in the same class with you after I go to junior high school?" I was worried.

Jiang Yiyi told me: "I doubt it will happen."

I looked up at Jiang Yiyi who was sitting at the foot of the bed, and then lowered my head again: "Why, can't you be in the same class as me?"

Jiang Yiyi took off her slippers and climbed onto the bed, sat cross-legged next to me, looked down at me, and said to me: "In the first year of junior high school, boys and girls will definitely be divided into classes."

I looked at Jiang Yiyi eagerly.

She looked forward to her legs and continued: "It is written in the book that generally we will undergo secondary gender differentiation between the ages of fourteen and sixteen."

I looked at Jiang Yiyi curiously: "What books are you reading during your vacation?"

Jiang Yiyi bit the straw and said, "Physiological book."

I groaned and asked again: "Oh...why are men and women divided into classes?"

"According to statistics, most women will differentiate into Omega, some will differentiate into Beta, and very few women will differentiate into Alpha."

"Is there any difference?"

"The difference is that Omega and Alpha will produce pheromones, and the breath of pheromones will have a very serious impact on themselves and each other."

I blinked my eyes and reasoned: "The boys have a higher probability of being differentiated into alpha? So men and women need to be divided into classes, right?"

Jiang Yiyi snapped her fingers at me and praised me: "Smart."

Jiang Yiyi continued to popularize science with me: "In order to avoid mixed classes of men and women as much as possible, the divergence of pheromones during the second gender differentiation will cause bad consequences, so we need to divide classes."

After listening to the popular science, I felt a little frustrated: "Then there is no medicine, can it suppress the emission of pheromone breath?"

Jiang Yiyi thought about it carefully: "The book says there is, but this medicine seems to be very expensive, and it is very troublesome to buy."

I sighed: "If only I were a girl, then can I be your classmate forever?"

Jiang Yiyi stretched out another finger at me, and she waved her finger in front of my eyes, making a gesture of denial: "You are a girl, but you don't necessarily have to be differentiated into the same secondary gender as me. After differentiation, Omega will Separate into a class."

"What about alpha?"

"It is written in the book that as long as alpha is not affected by Omega's pheromone, it will be fine. So alpha does not need to form a class alone."

I suddenly realized: "Does it mean that if I differentiate into Omega or you differentiate into Alpha, we can be in the same class again?"

Jiang Yiyi completed my conclusion: "Or the two of us can differentiate into beta together."

I nodded: "OK!"

After Jiang Yiyi dutifully gave me a short period of physiological knowledge, she drank soda and happily ran to the balcony to enjoy the scenery.

"You still don't want to move. You have a good view here. There are also big lawns, big ponds, and small forests." Jiang Yiyi said, "My house is crowded. I'm at the window of my room. You can touch the windows of the opposite building from the beginning.”

I haven't been to Jiang Yiyi's house, but I want to touch the windows of other people's houses. Is that the same as my and Liang Lin's secret garden?

"Do you have a secret garden with others?" I thought for a while and asked again, "Then when can I go to your house to play?"

Jiang Yiyi pursed her lips: "My house is too small, I can barely stand up!"

I thought Jiang Yiyi was exaggerating, and I couldn't help laughing when I heard her tone.

After a while, Jiang Yiyi suddenly called me in a low voice: "Xiaobaibai, Xiaobaibai, your little boy is back."

I lay on the bed and groaned.

Jiang Yiyi said: "My God, what did he eat to grow, why is he so tall?"

Speaking of this, I couldn't help asking: "Why haven't I developed yet?"

Jiang Yiyi turned her head back from looking outside, but she blinked at me: "I'll give you some more science, Xiaobai."

"what?"

"The characteristics of boys' development also include having sex. Dreams, and then dreams. Nocturnal."

I blinked: "What is that?"

Jiang Yiyi sighed: "Can you read the book carefully?"

I felt that Jiang Yiyi was despising me, so I pouted.

Jiang Yiyi suddenly yelled downstairs: "Hey——Xiao Baibai is so small."

I jumped up from the bed and ran to the balcony to try to stop Jiang Yiyi: "What are you doing, he is busy now."

I walked to the balcony and saw Liang Lin passing by the door of my house. After hearing the voice calling him, he raised his head and glanced up.

Jiang Yiyi leaned into my ear and said, "You must have grown up when you were young, and you must have dreamed. You lost it. As a boy, you should ask him to give you some science. You can even ask him to show you something."

I stared at Jiang Yiyi for a long time, a little puzzled: "You graduated from elementary school in the same class, why do you know so much more than me?!"

Jiang Yiyi said that my brain development was delayed, and I was thinking about how to steal snacks or change clothes for rabbits all day long, which seriously affected the progress of my physical development.

"What?" Liang Lin said from downstairs.

His voice was lower, and it sounded weird, as if the Liang Lin who grew up with me had become another strange Liang Lin.

I felt weird and looked down at Liang Lin who was standing downstairs.

"Have you been so busy all summer?" I sighed.

Liang Lin looked up at me from downstairs, and bent his eyes again when he heard my words: "Yes, I have been to many places, and I have only been back for a few days."

I propped my elbows on the railing of the balcony, and propped my face to look down. Liang Lin's face was a little red from the sun.

I leaned on the railing, propped my chin and looked at him pouted: "Liang Lin, the skirts you bought are so ugly."

I saw Liang Lin was stunned for a moment, he raised his head and blinked his eyes, and said to me with a smile: "Then I will give you a nice one next time, okay?"

I groaned, and Liang Lin said to me downstairs: "I'll go home first, and I'll look for you at your house later."

I oh again.

After Liang Lin left, Jiang Yiyi bit the straw and said vaguely: "When he comes later, I want to ask him if he knows?"

I don't understand: "Ask him what?"

Jiang Yiyi said: "Do you still want to develop and grow taller?!"

I heard that my body that was leaning on the railing immediately stood up straight, and I solemnly stated: "Yes."

Jiang Yiyi nodded at me with a look of "children can be taught".

I asked again: "Then what should I ask him?"

Jiang Yiyi had a face full of condemnation of my slow brain development, and then taught me word by word: "Ask him to have a spring. Did he have a dream? What kind of dream? Is there any omen? Will he grow taller after doing it?"

I am taught with humility.

Liang Lin climbed down from the attic of my room after more than ten minutes. He seemed to have taken a shower and changed his clothes.

As soon as I entered my room, it smelled like shampoo.

I sniffed and asked him, "How many baths do you take a day?"

Liang Lin's hair was still wet, and after coming down from the attic, he sat directly on the carpet beside my bed.

"I just came back from outside and I'm covered in sweat."

I said oh, and Jiang Yiyi sat silently on the chair and coughed to remind me.

I walked up to Liang Lin, knelt down and stared at his face.

He first glanced at Jiang Yiyi, who was sitting on a chair and coughing deliberately, and opened his mouth and said, "Why do you run to other people's houses every day, don't you have a home?"

Every time Liang Lin saw Jiang Yiyi, he would become extremely mean and seemed very uneducated.

I glared at him and condemned him: "Why can't you talk to Jiang Yiyi properly!"

Jiang Yiyi didn't have a good temper either: "I was specially invited by Zhao Shubai to come to his house to play, unlike some people who come in uninvited."

I looked back at Jiang Yiyi again, and scolded her with a bowl of water: "Why don't you talk properly?"

Jiang Yiyi stuck out her tongue at me, then coughed twice and continued to hint at me.

After receiving the hint, I turned around and stared at Liang Lin's face.

I stared at Liang Lin in silence for a long time before Liang Lin shifted his gaze to my face.

He blinked and asked me, "What's the matter?"

I looked at him helplessly: "Liang Lin." I called him very formally.

Liang Lin hummed softly.

I leaned closer to him: "Have you ever had a erotic dream?"

Liang Lin's expression was suffocated.

I approached him quickly and asked, "Dream. Did you lose your memory? What kind of dream is it? Was there any omen before the dream? After the dream, did you grow taller?"

I stretched out a hand, touched Liang Lin's neck with four fingers, and judged based on my physiological knowledge: "I have a long Adam's apple."

Then I felt the Adam's apple under the belly of my finger slowly rolling in a circle.

"It's moving." I stared at Liang Lin.

Two seconds later, I saw Liang Lin's face turn red.

He quickly stood up from the blanket in my house, and walked straight towards Jiang Yiyi.

"Jiang Yiyi, what did you tell him! What did you teach him!"

Liang Lin's voice sounded a little angry.

Jiang Yiyi sat on the chair, and she blinked twice blankly: "Teach us about physiological knowledge, don't be shy, the teacher told us not to be ashamed to talk about physiological knowledge, and don't be ashamed to ask about physiological knowledge."

I think Liang Lin's reaction is a bit amusing.I haven't seen him like this for a long time.

I stood up from the blanket, walked over and grabbed Liang Lin's wrist, pulling him back.

Like Jiang Yiyi: "Don't be ashamed to talk about physiological knowledge."