Stop fishing, can't stand it

Yan Qi: I'm done

The looks of the Star Drama Gala are frequently searched, and the number of fans of Yanqi is on the rise. Many fashion bloggers have released related selections of red carpet styles in recent days. Both Yanqi and Song Xueyan are on the red list, and most of them blog The master put them in adjacent positions, black and white connected, and the sense of cp overflowed the screen.

As a result, the number of fans of Chaohua has increased significantly.

Yan Qi has been visiting Chaohua for the past few days, and it is obvious that the people in Chaohua are more cautious, and there is an illusion of "blocking the door of the cupboard".

However, it became quiet in Chaohua, but other places were more lively than before. Many CP clips of him and Song Xueyan poured out at once, and the number of views and comments were very impressive, which shows the card of Qi Guanyan .

At first, Yan Qi only saw those simple face-licking videos, but recently he saw more and more plot clips. The sweet love line is okay, and there are even some sadomasochism scenes from the past and present. He watched one sad once, It feels like all the stories that are made up are just like what happened in real life.

"Wow!"

Hearing the humming sound from the back seat, Xiaobing turned her head and comforted her in her usual tone: "Brother Xi, it's all a plot, don't take it seriously."

"This up master is too vicious. He killed Song Xueyan in the first life, me in the second life, we were together in the third life, and both died on the second day of the wedding. Fourth, she actually wrote that we met in a sea of ​​people but passed each other—ah!" Yan Qi lay down on the seat, his eyes lost sight, "I'm in so much pain!"

"It's all fake." Xiaobing took a sip of milk tea, "Brother Xi, have you ever heard a common saying in the academic world?"

Yan Qi murmured, "What is it?"

"The more abused the real CP, the more delicious it is!" Xiaobing said, "The more abused in the false time and space, the sweeter it is in reality."

Well said.

Yan Qi came back to life again, he wiped his face, picked up his phone and continued to look through the list of recommendations below, but the more he looked at it, the more dumbfounded he became, "Why is there a white moonlight cinnabar mole here? A third party? A real and fake substitute? What is this?" ghost?"

"Oh, it's all fake." Xiaobing is familiar with it. "Being able to cut you together means that you have a sense of CP. In CP editing, even a mistress or a rival in love has to have a sense of CP with the protagonist."

"What do you mean, An Shigou, Tang Wanbai, Fu Yanle, and Jiangxi... This bunch of people have cp feelings with Song Xueyan?" Yan Qi's hands trembled, "In this video, I am actually a male mistress?!"

Xiaobing coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "You can think of it as a fun play, brother Xi, don't be too real. In all major apps, the single-person edited videos of Mr. Song and Mr. Fu are very popular. After all, which one Scissorhands don’t want to cut beauties?”

"That's right, the two of them have the most CP clips, and eight out of ten drive." Yan Qi said sourly, "Eighteen bans are neither of them."

Xiaobing dare not say that he also knocked on Song Xueyan and Fu Yanle in the past, who made them one cold and one hot, one cool and the other beautiful, the sexual tension is really strong.But now, "Brother Xi, you are coming from behind, don't worry, you are Teacher Song's first love!"

Hearing this, Yan Qi sat up, leaned forward, and said mysteriously, "Is it really first love?"

"What do you mean?" Xiaobing was stunned, and turned to stare at him, "Brother Xi, weren't you an innocent boy before?"

"I am! I'm talking about Song Xueyan." Yan Xi paused, "He really didn't talk about it before?"

Xiaobing was shocked, "Brother Xi, did some villain say something to you? Or sent some text messages to provoke discord? It made you doubt Teacher Song's innocence!"

"No." Yan Qi raised his phone, "Look at this."

Xiaobing saw that it was the CP video of Song Xueyan and Qu Chengtai.He seemed to understand, but he didn't understand, "No, brother, with so many CP videos of Mr. Song, why did you only pick out Qu Chengtai? Do you still suspect that they talked about it before?"

Yan Qi couldn't tell, Song Xueyan and Qu Chengtai gave him a very subtle feeling. These two people didn't look like acquaintances, but they always felt very familiar.

These days, after thinking about it, he feels that these two are very similar to the protagonists in a certain TV series he watched before—colleagues in the industry after breaking up. They still miss each other, but they don’t take the initiative to bring it up. .One party has a new partner, and the other party still needs to talk to the new partner. I don't know if it is the ex-boyfriend's kind advice or a tentative struggle.

The nanny car drove into the underground garage, and Xiaobing was supposed to return to the same place, but seeing his bad expression, she also got out of the car and said, "Brother Xi, I understand how you feel, but I don't think we can make wild guesses, you guess It's fine, but don't let Mr. Song know that you doubt him, this is a big taboo in dating!"

"To be honest, I can't help but guess wildly, but I don't have any other intentions. Whether it's true or not, it's the past tense. Am I still afraid of his ex-boyfriend? I just..."

Yan Qi said "Oops", feeling a little annoyed.

"I used to watch Qu Chengtai's old drama in the bedroom. Song Xueyan felt weird when he saw him. I couldn't help but praise Qu Chengtai. He was also very perfunctory and immediately changed the subject. I think he has something to do He kept it from me, although he has his own privacy, I shouldn't ask, but I can't help it, I have to touch my heart quietly."

"Oh, I really fell in love!" Xiaobing scratched her head, "It's not good to ask about this kind of thing, and it's not good not to ask. Falling in love is really troublesome! It's always difficult to deal with an ex who hasn't died completely, especially Qu Chengtai, what a fine man, Mr. Song likes him—"

"who do I like?"

A faint voice suddenly appeared from behind, interrupting the conversation between the two.

Yan Qi and Xiao Bing turned around in horror at the same time, and saw Song Xueyan leaning against the door of the underground elevator, looking at them, his eyes, not to mention cold, but full of fire.

"Mr. Song, good evening, good night, goodbye!" Xiaobing bowed strategically, and retreated quickly to catch Yan Qi's gaze.

Ten seconds later, the nanny's car retreated slowly, and there were only two people standing in this corner of the huge parking lot.The four eyes met, and no one could laugh.

Really unable to bear the quiet and suffocating atmosphere, Yan Qi strode over and said, "Why did you come down?"

Song Xueyan said: "I heard from Xiaobing that you were injured in the filming scene tonight, so I wanted to go back to the set to pick you up. I didn't expect you to come back. I sent Xiaobing a WeChat message just now, but he didn't reply to me."

If you don't seize the opportunity at this time, when will you wait!

"Oh, it's really not a big deal." Yan Qi stretched out his hand to cover his right shoulder, smiling brightly, but when he looked carefully, he could find some reluctance, "It's just a small injury, don't worry."

"Really?" Song Xueyan raised her eyebrows, "Didn't you hurt your left shoulder?"

"Ah?" Yan Qi's arms stiffened, and he smiled awkwardly in Song Xueyan's eyes, "Yes, yes?"

Song Xueyan crossed her arms, "It's so painful that I can't tell the left and right? How serious is this injury? It's almost the same as a brain damage, right? I'm going to the crew to ask for accountability tomorrow. How do you treat the actors? Our teacher Xiaoyan has a bright future. Unlimited, if it becomes brain-dead, who will be responsible for it?"

"No, no, no, no!" Yan Qi couldn't understand the meaning behind the yin and yang, and hurried forward to hug Song Xueyan, "Oh, don't mock me, I know I was wrong."

Before Song Xueyan could speak, Yan Qi said again: "It's hot down there, and there are mosquitoes, let's go up and talk, okay?"

Song Xueyan glanced at him, snorted coldly, and was half pushed and half hugged by Yan Qi and sent into the elevator.

The elevator went straight up, but Yan Qi's heart was fluctuating. He was still in the probationary period, and Song Xueyan heard such bold words.With Song Xueyan's temper, she wouldn't return the goods on the spot, would she?

The more he thought about it, the more panicked he became. As soon as the elevator door opened, Yan Qi rushed out, unlocked it with the password, and eagerly pulled Song Xueyan who had just stepped into the room.

As soon as the door was closed, the two crowded in front of the door.

Yan Qi took the lead and said: "I guessed you behind your back, I was wrong, I apologize first."

"If I didn't happen to be down here tonight, and just overheard your conversation, I wouldn't know that you've made up a big show for me without telling me." Song Xueyan leaned against the door, raised her head slightly, "You're pretty good at it." Writer, don’t be an actor, change your career to be a screenwriter? I know a lot of seniors in the industry, so I can recommend you.”

"I'm talking from pictures, but I might be wrong." Yan Qi retorted in a low voice, raised his head and glanced at Song Xueyan, and was so frightened that he hung back, "Qu Chengtai...isn't it your ex-boyfriend?"

"How old am I, how old is he?" Song Xueyan raised her hand and hit him hard, "He can be my father!"

Yan Qi said: "The old cow eats a lot of tender grass! What's more, the old cow in Quchengtai doesn't look like a [-]-year-old at all. You can see how handsome he is, how good-looking he is, and he has experience and strength. There hasn't been a scandal in so many years, isn't it a hundred times better than those young vases?"

"What you said is correct, but do I have to eat that high-quality old cow as a tender grass?" Song Xueyan stretched out her hand to poke Yan Qi's chest, "Can I find a high-quality tender cow? I'm stunned, I feel like I'm missing a spoonful of my brain, but young and beautiful, tall and long-legged, obedient and obedient, virtuous and sensible, caring for me, taking care of me, caring for me, and loving me, how can I not be as good as a high-quality old cow?"

Yan Qi was in a hurry, "How dare you! I'm not good enough. What high-quality tender cattle are you looking for? Let me tell you, Song, if you dare to find old tender cattle, I will definitely—eh?"

He paused and finally realized, "Are you talking about me?"

"What an idiot." Song Xueyan rolled her eyes and continued to poke him, "Have I ever told you that I've never been in a relationship before? Have I ever told you that you're my first love?"

All swearing!

Yan Qi was so frightened to death that he argued guiltyly, "But Wang Yuchuan's first love also told him that he was her first love, but after they fell in love, eight ex-boyfriends successively approached him and blackmailed him with pornographic photos. money."

Yan Qi will always remember that day when he flew from Chuncheng to Nandu with his schoolbag on his back. The surname Wang cried until his eyes swelled into walnuts. Like singing funerals.Wang Yuchuan was only a freshman that year, and he was such a pure and affectionate baby, and now he has passed through thousands of flowers.

"No wonder you and Wang Yuchuan can make friends." Song Xueyan was shocked and realized, "It's because two idiots meet, exchange illnesses, and influence each other. I think you two hit it off, why don't you both live together? It has harmed other people, and if the two of you are idiots living a life, maybe the negative and the negative will be positive, and they will be able to reconcile beautifully."

Yan Qi shook her head in fright, "Leak! This is inappropriate!"

The author says:

Xiao Wang: I think so too! (hugging head)