Stop fishing, can't stand it
Chapter 26
Song Xueyan: I'm sore.
"Snapped!"
Ms. Qi hung up the phone.
"Snapped!"
Song Xueyan threw away the phone.
The atmosphere in the car was quiet to embarrassing, embarrassing to restless, and finally attributed to the tranquility before the rainstorm.
"Pull over." Song Xueyan ordered in a low voice, making a gesture to unbuckle the seat belt.
Yan Qi panicked, "What are you doing?"
Song Xueyan turned her head and smiled slightly, "I beat you hard."
"What if you beat me to death?" Yan Qi said in a pitiful tone, "I've just graduated from college, and I'm in my prime. I still have a lot of things to do, what if you beat me up?"
"If you kill him, you will kill him." Song Xueyan said casually, "There is a car and it is on the road. Isn't it convenient to throw the body?"
Yan Qi shrank his neck, not daring to listen to the car, "I don't think so." He glanced at Song Xueyan, ready to struggle for his life, "I know you're angry, but you should listen to me explain it carefully."
"Okay." Song Xueyan folded her arms, "I'll give you 30 seconds to argue."
Yan Qi sat up straight, looked ahead, and said, "Are you a man?"
Song Xueyan said "Oh" and said coldly: "So, all the men around you are your boyfriends? You are very lucky, can you get along with them? Do others agree? Dare the young master to open a harem here Woolen cloth?"
"I almost said one more word, can't I?" Yan Qi forced his words to be unreasonable, "Then there are people who say cross talk and forget words, and those who sing rap even forget words. Have you never missed a word in your life?"
Song Xueyan didn't answer.
"Look, if you can't answer, it means that you must be quick to say the wrong thing." Yan Qi was more confident, "You have done it yourself, why do you have such high demands on me? Dare to be more lenient than self-discipline, Be strict with people."
Song Xueyan sneered, "You are so arrogant."
"I call this a reasonable explanation." Yan Qi went crazy to the end, and said coldly, "Okay, don't bite me, I'm too lazy to break up with you. We still have to go to the destination, so that Brother Yanle and the others won't wait too long for us." Long."
Song Xueyan looked indifferently, and suddenly thought of a question, "Don't you have to pick up Yanle and your friend first?"
Then how do we get along alone?
Yan Qi mobilized his whole body's acting skills, and said very naturally: "Oh, that's what I said at the beginning, but later Brother Yanle said that it was not on the way, and told me not to waste time, there is a driver to take them."
From the place where they live to Yu's house, and then to the destination, it is indeed necessary to take a detour repeatedly.Song Xueyan didn't become suspicious because of this, picked up Yan Qi's cell phone from his feet, stretched out his hand to pat it twice, and taught: "Don't talk nonsense from now on."
Start again, start again.
Yanqi's alarm rang loudly, and Song Xueyan was nagging beside her, "Your mother will be upset if she hears this. You see, she just hung up the phone without asking anything, which means she was hit. Why don't you call now?" Give her a call and explain to her?"
"Don't worry, she won't be unhappy. As for the impact, it should be a little bit." Yan Qi has full control, "When she digests it by herself, she will call me to investigate."
Song Xueyan rubbed Yan Qi's cell phone, then raised her hand to scratch her hair, hesitated for a few seconds, and reminded: "But there is no boyfriend in the car, that's the point. You wait until she's finished building, and then Tell her, you don't actually have a boyfriend?"
"Since you've made a mistake, you'll make the mistake." Yan Qi paused and said jokingly, "Let's just come out of the closet early."
Song Xueyan clenched her phone tightly, turned her head and said, "You, do you like men?"
Yan Qi held the steering wheel, and there was a toll booth in front of him. He didn't answer immediately, and turned his head to look at Song Xueyan after entering the queue.There was a smile in his eyes, but it didn't seem to be a joke at all, Song Xueyan was startled, and wanted to shrink back for no reason.He was about to turn his head when he heard Yan Qi say, "I'm inexperienced, so how do I know if I like a man or a woman? What if there is someone I like in the future, will he be a man?"
The hair on Song Xueyan's forehead was messed up by himself, Yan Qi stretched out his hand, Song Xueyan shrank back an inch subconsciously.Yan Qi's hands paused, but he didn't move away. He straightened Song Xueyan's hair unskillfully, and said deliberately, "Why do you care more than me?"
"Because..." Song Xueyan bit her lip, her eyelids half drooping, "You're talking about me."
"But my mother didn't know I was talking about you." Yan Qi withdrew his hand and rubbed his fingertips like nostalgia.He drove forward, and after passing the toll booth, he said something that sounded very inappropriate, "Don't worry, she will like you."
Yeah?Song Xueyan thought nonchalantly, if Ms. Qi would like him, then of course it would be great.
However, he has not yet become Yan Qi's favorite person.
Song Xueyan turned his head to look out the window, the hot air was kept out by the car window, the air conditioner in the car was still cool, but his heart was pounding with impatience.Because of Yan Qi's words, and also because of the way he looked at her.
After arriving at the water park, it was past lunch time.
Yan Qi asked Song Xueyan, "Are you hungry?"
Song Xueyan didn't feel hungry, and she didn't have any appetite after riding all the way, so she shook her head.Yan Qi turned around and bought him some bread and coconut juice, and said, "Eat a little if you're not hungry, there are still a few hours before dinner."
"Thank you." Song Xueyan took the bread, and just tore open a small piece, Yan Qi put the straw on the coconut to his mouth.This movement was so natural, the young couple not far away did the same thing, Song Xueyan's heartbeat rose again, he lowered his head slightly, and obediently took a sip.
He looked up, "Aren't you going to drink?"
Yan Qi looked into his beautiful eyes and said, "I can't finish it, so don't waste it, and I don't bother to take it."
"I can't finish it either." Song Xueyan said in a normal tone, "Don't you have two straws?"
"Ah?" Yan Qi opened his mouth slightly, and Song Xueyan looked at it for several seconds before he came back to his senses, "Oh."
Oh!
Not far away, Wang Yuchuan said in a daze, "Is that my father?"
"I have good eyesight, definitely." Fu Yanle hugged two coconuts and divided Wang Yuchuan into one, thinking that this kid, Aqi, looked dumbfounded, but he didn't expect to be so proactive after making up his mind!
"My father is so caring, is this the treatment of a beautiful woman?" Wang Yuchuan touched his broken heart, and rushed over with a coconut in his arms—
"My father!"
Fu Yanle watched helplessly as the little mad dog rushed to Yan Qi and Song Xueyan, stretched out his hands holding the coconut, trying to hug Yan Qi, but he didn't know which toe couldn't bear his speed, With a stagger, he fell forward——
Wang Yuchuan was terrified, "Ah!"
Song Xueyan still had a small piece of bread in his mouth, and he quickly reached out to help it, but the people around him were even faster.I saw Yan Qi bent down and grabbed Wang Yuchuan forward with one hand, almost picking him up before his face hit the ground.
Wang Yuchuan was 1.8 meters tall anyway, the weight acceleration was not false, Yan Qi was already very reliable in picking him up with one hand, but now he was knocked back a step.Song Xueyan quickly stretched out her arms to hug his back, and the three of them took a step back at the same time, and finally managed to stand still.
"I'll go!" Fu Yanle caught up and lifted Wang Yuchuan up, "Brother, this is a life-saving grace."
Wang Yuchuan hadn't recovered yet, leaning between Yan Qi and Fu Yanle, his legs were still weak, and said, "Isn't it..."
There are people everywhere, if this is to grab the land with his head, it doesn't matter his first life name, if he breaks his face, how can he explain to the ancestors of his royal family?
"Okay, stand firm for me." Yan Qi supported Wang Yuchuan's hand slightly, "Almost knocked my coconut into the air."
More than that.
Song Xueyan leaned over to pick up the small piece of bread that had just fallen from her mouth at her feet, walked a few steps and threw it into the trash can, only to turn around and see Wang Yuchuan hugging Yanqi and howling, wanting to go to bed He hooked Yanqi's waist with his feet.He pursed his lips, walked over quickly, snatched the coconut, and took a big gulp.
With his hands empty, Yan Qi hurriedly pushed Wang Yuchuan, the guy who ruined the atmosphere, onto Fu Yanle, and turned to talk to Song Xueyan, "The bread crumbs are all over the corners of his mouth."
"I'm willing." Song Xueyan glanced at him, took a big bite of bread, deliberately wiped more bread crumbs to her mouth, and her cheeks bulged out.
Yan Qi was so happy watching, he couldn't hold back his hand to rub his hair, and said with a smile, "You are getting cuter and cuter, you look like a hamster."
Song Xueyan's eyes bulged slightly, she was annoyed by sourness, sweet by embarrassment, and choked by bread!He struggled to digest the bread in his mouth, took a sip of coconut milk, and said indifferently: "I am willing!"
"Okay, okay." Yan Qi had no choice but to grab the coconut again, "Eat slowly, no one will grab you, you'll choke."
Song Xueyan reached out to grab it, "Give it back to me."
"Give me back what?" Yan Qi turned around and avoided, "I bought it."
Song Xueyan said contemptuously: "Give it to me and take it back, it's really worthless."
"It's yours to give it to you, but you promised me just now that you would give me another straw." Yan Qi retorted, "I promised and then backed out, so shameless."
"You!" After being soured just now, and now being choked, Song Xueyan stretched out her hand to squeeze Yan Qi's head, and walked away.
Yan Qi watched him take a few steps, and said loudly, "It's the wrong way."
Song Xueyan turned her head abruptly, walked back to the original spot, and continued to move forward without stopping.Yan Qi chased after him, walked up to Song Xueyan, turned around and walked backwards, "Are you angry? I'll be angry if you can't say it, you are so cunning."
Song Xueyan glanced at the front from the corner of her eye, there were no roadblocks, and the road was wide enough to not hit Yanqi.So he didn't care and just said, "Whether I'm angry or not has anything to do with you?"
"Of course it does. I've made you angry, so I have to coax you." Yan Qi stepped back holding the coconut, "But you're so cunning, don't I have to coax you often."
Song Xueyan snorted coldly, "I was rushing, who told you to coax me? Your behavior is like you are going to pursue someone, but you are rejected by them, but you don't give up. Not only are you stalking, but you are also blaming them for attracting you. , causing you to suffer, and blaming others for the fault."
"No matter who I like, if he rejects me, I will not stalk me." Yan Qi said in a serious tone, "But I am happy to coax you, you are so good-looking, it is not worthwhile to keep a straight face. Of course, you are serious You have a good-looking face, and I didn't find that you were not good-looking, but I still like the way you stretch your eyebrows compared to a straight face."
Song Xueyan stopped abruptly, and was beaten limp by this direct and simple overture.
"So," Yan Qi also stopped, holding the coconut in both hands and handing it over, "Aren't you angry?"
Song Xueyan stared at him, as if she was staring at a poor kid who made her angry, but was so fond of him that she couldn't bear to spank his ass.After staring at it for a long time, my eyes were sore, I opened my mouth to take a sip, rolled my eyes and said, "I'm not angry at all."
"I said I wasn't angry until I coaxed her. A dead duck is not as tough as you." Yan Qi leaned forward slightly, and said, "The mouth is so soft, why is it so hard when you speak? Hmm?"
The author says:
Yan Qi: I am really promising.
"Snapped!"
Ms. Qi hung up the phone.
"Snapped!"
Song Xueyan threw away the phone.
The atmosphere in the car was quiet to embarrassing, embarrassing to restless, and finally attributed to the tranquility before the rainstorm.
"Pull over." Song Xueyan ordered in a low voice, making a gesture to unbuckle the seat belt.
Yan Qi panicked, "What are you doing?"
Song Xueyan turned her head and smiled slightly, "I beat you hard."
"What if you beat me to death?" Yan Qi said in a pitiful tone, "I've just graduated from college, and I'm in my prime. I still have a lot of things to do, what if you beat me up?"
"If you kill him, you will kill him." Song Xueyan said casually, "There is a car and it is on the road. Isn't it convenient to throw the body?"
Yan Qi shrank his neck, not daring to listen to the car, "I don't think so." He glanced at Song Xueyan, ready to struggle for his life, "I know you're angry, but you should listen to me explain it carefully."
"Okay." Song Xueyan folded her arms, "I'll give you 30 seconds to argue."
Yan Qi sat up straight, looked ahead, and said, "Are you a man?"
Song Xueyan said "Oh" and said coldly: "So, all the men around you are your boyfriends? You are very lucky, can you get along with them? Do others agree? Dare the young master to open a harem here Woolen cloth?"
"I almost said one more word, can't I?" Yan Qi forced his words to be unreasonable, "Then there are people who say cross talk and forget words, and those who sing rap even forget words. Have you never missed a word in your life?"
Song Xueyan didn't answer.
"Look, if you can't answer, it means that you must be quick to say the wrong thing." Yan Qi was more confident, "You have done it yourself, why do you have such high demands on me? Dare to be more lenient than self-discipline, Be strict with people."
Song Xueyan sneered, "You are so arrogant."
"I call this a reasonable explanation." Yan Qi went crazy to the end, and said coldly, "Okay, don't bite me, I'm too lazy to break up with you. We still have to go to the destination, so that Brother Yanle and the others won't wait too long for us." Long."
Song Xueyan looked indifferently, and suddenly thought of a question, "Don't you have to pick up Yanle and your friend first?"
Then how do we get along alone?
Yan Qi mobilized his whole body's acting skills, and said very naturally: "Oh, that's what I said at the beginning, but later Brother Yanle said that it was not on the way, and told me not to waste time, there is a driver to take them."
From the place where they live to Yu's house, and then to the destination, it is indeed necessary to take a detour repeatedly.Song Xueyan didn't become suspicious because of this, picked up Yan Qi's cell phone from his feet, stretched out his hand to pat it twice, and taught: "Don't talk nonsense from now on."
Start again, start again.
Yanqi's alarm rang loudly, and Song Xueyan was nagging beside her, "Your mother will be upset if she hears this. You see, she just hung up the phone without asking anything, which means she was hit. Why don't you call now?" Give her a call and explain to her?"
"Don't worry, she won't be unhappy. As for the impact, it should be a little bit." Yan Qi has full control, "When she digests it by herself, she will call me to investigate."
Song Xueyan rubbed Yan Qi's cell phone, then raised her hand to scratch her hair, hesitated for a few seconds, and reminded: "But there is no boyfriend in the car, that's the point. You wait until she's finished building, and then Tell her, you don't actually have a boyfriend?"
"Since you've made a mistake, you'll make the mistake." Yan Qi paused and said jokingly, "Let's just come out of the closet early."
Song Xueyan clenched her phone tightly, turned her head and said, "You, do you like men?"
Yan Qi held the steering wheel, and there was a toll booth in front of him. He didn't answer immediately, and turned his head to look at Song Xueyan after entering the queue.There was a smile in his eyes, but it didn't seem to be a joke at all, Song Xueyan was startled, and wanted to shrink back for no reason.He was about to turn his head when he heard Yan Qi say, "I'm inexperienced, so how do I know if I like a man or a woman? What if there is someone I like in the future, will he be a man?"
The hair on Song Xueyan's forehead was messed up by himself, Yan Qi stretched out his hand, Song Xueyan shrank back an inch subconsciously.Yan Qi's hands paused, but he didn't move away. He straightened Song Xueyan's hair unskillfully, and said deliberately, "Why do you care more than me?"
"Because..." Song Xueyan bit her lip, her eyelids half drooping, "You're talking about me."
"But my mother didn't know I was talking about you." Yan Qi withdrew his hand and rubbed his fingertips like nostalgia.He drove forward, and after passing the toll booth, he said something that sounded very inappropriate, "Don't worry, she will like you."
Yeah?Song Xueyan thought nonchalantly, if Ms. Qi would like him, then of course it would be great.
However, he has not yet become Yan Qi's favorite person.
Song Xueyan turned his head to look out the window, the hot air was kept out by the car window, the air conditioner in the car was still cool, but his heart was pounding with impatience.Because of Yan Qi's words, and also because of the way he looked at her.
After arriving at the water park, it was past lunch time.
Yan Qi asked Song Xueyan, "Are you hungry?"
Song Xueyan didn't feel hungry, and she didn't have any appetite after riding all the way, so she shook her head.Yan Qi turned around and bought him some bread and coconut juice, and said, "Eat a little if you're not hungry, there are still a few hours before dinner."
"Thank you." Song Xueyan took the bread, and just tore open a small piece, Yan Qi put the straw on the coconut to his mouth.This movement was so natural, the young couple not far away did the same thing, Song Xueyan's heartbeat rose again, he lowered his head slightly, and obediently took a sip.
He looked up, "Aren't you going to drink?"
Yan Qi looked into his beautiful eyes and said, "I can't finish it, so don't waste it, and I don't bother to take it."
"I can't finish it either." Song Xueyan said in a normal tone, "Don't you have two straws?"
"Ah?" Yan Qi opened his mouth slightly, and Song Xueyan looked at it for several seconds before he came back to his senses, "Oh."
Oh!
Not far away, Wang Yuchuan said in a daze, "Is that my father?"
"I have good eyesight, definitely." Fu Yanle hugged two coconuts and divided Wang Yuchuan into one, thinking that this kid, Aqi, looked dumbfounded, but he didn't expect to be so proactive after making up his mind!
"My father is so caring, is this the treatment of a beautiful woman?" Wang Yuchuan touched his broken heart, and rushed over with a coconut in his arms—
"My father!"
Fu Yanle watched helplessly as the little mad dog rushed to Yan Qi and Song Xueyan, stretched out his hands holding the coconut, trying to hug Yan Qi, but he didn't know which toe couldn't bear his speed, With a stagger, he fell forward——
Wang Yuchuan was terrified, "Ah!"
Song Xueyan still had a small piece of bread in his mouth, and he quickly reached out to help it, but the people around him were even faster.I saw Yan Qi bent down and grabbed Wang Yuchuan forward with one hand, almost picking him up before his face hit the ground.
Wang Yuchuan was 1.8 meters tall anyway, the weight acceleration was not false, Yan Qi was already very reliable in picking him up with one hand, but now he was knocked back a step.Song Xueyan quickly stretched out her arms to hug his back, and the three of them took a step back at the same time, and finally managed to stand still.
"I'll go!" Fu Yanle caught up and lifted Wang Yuchuan up, "Brother, this is a life-saving grace."
Wang Yuchuan hadn't recovered yet, leaning between Yan Qi and Fu Yanle, his legs were still weak, and said, "Isn't it..."
There are people everywhere, if this is to grab the land with his head, it doesn't matter his first life name, if he breaks his face, how can he explain to the ancestors of his royal family?
"Okay, stand firm for me." Yan Qi supported Wang Yuchuan's hand slightly, "Almost knocked my coconut into the air."
More than that.
Song Xueyan leaned over to pick up the small piece of bread that had just fallen from her mouth at her feet, walked a few steps and threw it into the trash can, only to turn around and see Wang Yuchuan hugging Yanqi and howling, wanting to go to bed He hooked Yanqi's waist with his feet.He pursed his lips, walked over quickly, snatched the coconut, and took a big gulp.
With his hands empty, Yan Qi hurriedly pushed Wang Yuchuan, the guy who ruined the atmosphere, onto Fu Yanle, and turned to talk to Song Xueyan, "The bread crumbs are all over the corners of his mouth."
"I'm willing." Song Xueyan glanced at him, took a big bite of bread, deliberately wiped more bread crumbs to her mouth, and her cheeks bulged out.
Yan Qi was so happy watching, he couldn't hold back his hand to rub his hair, and said with a smile, "You are getting cuter and cuter, you look like a hamster."
Song Xueyan's eyes bulged slightly, she was annoyed by sourness, sweet by embarrassment, and choked by bread!He struggled to digest the bread in his mouth, took a sip of coconut milk, and said indifferently: "I am willing!"
"Okay, okay." Yan Qi had no choice but to grab the coconut again, "Eat slowly, no one will grab you, you'll choke."
Song Xueyan reached out to grab it, "Give it back to me."
"Give me back what?" Yan Qi turned around and avoided, "I bought it."
Song Xueyan said contemptuously: "Give it to me and take it back, it's really worthless."
"It's yours to give it to you, but you promised me just now that you would give me another straw." Yan Qi retorted, "I promised and then backed out, so shameless."
"You!" After being soured just now, and now being choked, Song Xueyan stretched out her hand to squeeze Yan Qi's head, and walked away.
Yan Qi watched him take a few steps, and said loudly, "It's the wrong way."
Song Xueyan turned her head abruptly, walked back to the original spot, and continued to move forward without stopping.Yan Qi chased after him, walked up to Song Xueyan, turned around and walked backwards, "Are you angry? I'll be angry if you can't say it, you are so cunning."
Song Xueyan glanced at the front from the corner of her eye, there were no roadblocks, and the road was wide enough to not hit Yanqi.So he didn't care and just said, "Whether I'm angry or not has anything to do with you?"
"Of course it does. I've made you angry, so I have to coax you." Yan Qi stepped back holding the coconut, "But you're so cunning, don't I have to coax you often."
Song Xueyan snorted coldly, "I was rushing, who told you to coax me? Your behavior is like you are going to pursue someone, but you are rejected by them, but you don't give up. Not only are you stalking, but you are also blaming them for attracting you. , causing you to suffer, and blaming others for the fault."
"No matter who I like, if he rejects me, I will not stalk me." Yan Qi said in a serious tone, "But I am happy to coax you, you are so good-looking, it is not worthwhile to keep a straight face. Of course, you are serious You have a good-looking face, and I didn't find that you were not good-looking, but I still like the way you stretch your eyebrows compared to a straight face."
Song Xueyan stopped abruptly, and was beaten limp by this direct and simple overture.
"So," Yan Qi also stopped, holding the coconut in both hands and handing it over, "Aren't you angry?"
Song Xueyan stared at him, as if she was staring at a poor kid who made her angry, but was so fond of him that she couldn't bear to spank his ass.After staring at it for a long time, my eyes were sore, I opened my mouth to take a sip, rolled my eyes and said, "I'm not angry at all."
"I said I wasn't angry until I coaxed her. A dead duck is not as tough as you." Yan Qi leaned forward slightly, and said, "The mouth is so soft, why is it so hard when you speak? Hmm?"
The author says:
Yan Qi: I am really promising.
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