Farming with monsters
Chapter 23 Seven Colored Watermelons
In order to lose weight, Yang Xiu's salary was gradually reduced, but her weight increased in the opposite direction.
On this day, she was browsing weight loss products on the Internet again, and accidentally saw the beauty and health care water of the jade brand, which can not only maintain the skin, but also strengthen the body, and most importantly - lose weight! !
She contacted the customer service with doubts.
"Boss, can diet water really help you lose weight? Will you get a refund if it doesn't work?"
Customer service: "Of course, if there is no effect after taking it for a week, we will refund you quickly."
Seeing this, Yang Xiu felt relieved, but she was a little hesitant when she saw the high price.
"But, the price is so expensive, can it be cheaper?" A course of 5000 yuan is almost her monthly salary.
Xie Xuan behind the screen was hesitating, but Jiufeng squeezed him away.
"Get out of the way, I'll tell her."
I saw Jiufeng's ten claws "slapping" on the keyboard indiscriminately, and two paragraphs were ejected.
"Beauty, if you want beauty, you have to pay a price! We can promise to give you a devil's figure, as long as you contribute a little of your own belongings. In this way, you still earn money!"
"Think about it, in this world where people are judged by their appearance, a beautiful woman with a good body will always receive special attention from men. You obviously have such an opportunity, why do you refuse? Besides, things that can be solved with money , is that still a problem?"
When Yang Xiu, who was on the opposite side, saw such words, she instantly felt as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.
"Okay! I'll place an order right away! Boss, please deliver the goods as soon as possible. Our company will have a dinner party next month, and I must make an appearance!"
Jiufeng: "What a beauty! Believe me, after using our Emerald brand beauty and health care water, you will be reborn like a phoenix after nirvana!"
Xie Xuan kept staring at Jiufeng with wide eyes. No wonder people often say that men's mouths are deceiving ghosts!
He couldn't help giving Jiufeng two thumbs up, it's great!
Jiufeng: "I still have some talent for this convenience. How about it? Do you want me to open this online store for you in the future? I don't need much money to earn, only [-]% is enough!"
"Deal!" Xie Xuan agreed without hesitation.
He originally opened this online store for fun and didn't take it seriously. Now that a suitable person is taking over, he is naturally happy.
Not long after, classmate Wang Er also swayed beside Xie Xuan from time to time.
Xie Xuan thought about it for a while, and then realized that he came here for pocket money.
But according to Wang Er's attitude of saving face, he probably felt embarrassed to speak up.
Therefore, Xie Xuan started the conversation very understandingly, "Now the seedlings have been planted, but unfortunately it is later than planting late rice, and I don't know if they can mature in time for the autumn harvest." Xie Xuan looked worried. look.
Wang Liang leaned forward: "Well, is there anything I can do for you?"
Xie Xuan looked at the blue sky: "If you water it with well water once a week, it should be almost enough."
"I'm going!" Wang Er looked happy, feeling that he was really smart, and Xie Xuan immediately took the bait. "You don't have to thank me too much, just remember to put your salary into the account every month."
After speaking, he swaggered away.
Xie Xuan: "..."
Xie Xuan: Did I say to pay you?
The much-anticipated sunflowers were ripe, and Xie Xuan picked them all and went home to take out the seeds.
When no one was around, let Jiufeng spit out a fireball. The firepower controlled by Jiufeng was just right. Every melon seed was heated evenly and crispy. Moreover, it was produced by well water, and the taste was better than ordinary melon seeds. Melon seeds are especially good.
In the living room, each of the three powerful men was chasing the drama with a large bag of freshly roasted melon seeds.Even grandma couldn't stand the smell, so she ran out of the room and huddled with them, discussing the plot with everyone while eating melon seeds.
Seeing this, Xie Xuan quietly went back to his room to rest.
In the past few days, Xie Xuan discovered a problem. Fu Xianjun seemed to be following him.
When he was in the vegetable field, out of the corner of his eye, he could see Xianjun watching the scenery behind him.When he inspected the seedlings in the seedling field, he could also see the back of Xianjun from the reflection in the water.Once or twice can be said to be a coincidence, but after N times, it doesn't make sense.
He didn't dare to challenge Fu Xianjun's bad temper, so he could only choose to turn a blind eye.
Except for the [-] mu of land that Xie Xuan used to plant vegetables and watermelons, most of the remaining fields were planted with seedlings, and a small part was left empty. It has not yet been decided what to plant.
The vegetables planted later, because the well water is properly controlled, although not as crazy as the vegetable field behind the house, it is still much faster than normal.
Xie Xuan came to the watermelon field again. These watermelons are big and round, and the color of the skin is obviously different.Judging from some characteristics, Xie Xuan could tell that the watermelon was ripe, but he didn't know why the color was different.
He thought, just pick two and go home and cut them open.
But the watermelon is too heavy, Xie Xuan can't hold it by himself.As a last resort, he had to seek help from Fu Jiayi not far away.
"Brother Fu! Come and help!"
Fu Jiayi was startled when he heard the voice, and slowly moved over, "What's the matter with you calling me Benjun?"
Xie Xuan: "The watermelon is too heavy to hold, please help me!"
"It's useless!" Fu Jiayi was contemptuous as always, and then waved his hand, at least six or seven watermelons quickly shrank, turning into eggs and entering his sleeves.
Xie Xuan could only be dumbfounded.
Back home, the eggs rolled out one by one, and turned back into watermelons neatly stacked in the yard.
Xie Xuan quickly took out a watermelon knife, picked one at random and cut it open.
With the crisp sound of melon opening, Xie Xuan knew that the melon was ripe very well.
Then, a unique fragrance of watermelon hit the nostrils, the red flesh of the melon appeared in front of people's eyes, and the plump juice also flowed all over the table in an instant.
Wang Liang and Jiu Feng came quickly after smelling the fragrance.
Wang Er's eyes are straight, this is his favorite color!
"Damn! Get me a piece! I drink enough tomato juice every day, so I can change my taste."
Xie Xuan cut the big watermelon into several pieces on average, and everyone shared it and ate it.
As soon as the watermelon was in his mouth, Xie Xuan was fascinated by the wonderful taste. It was sweet and delicious, and he felt unspeakably comfortable. He ate three or four yuan without knowing it, and finally stopped when his stomach couldn't hold it anymore.
A whole yard of chickens also swooped in and cleaned up the leftover watermelon rinds they ate.
Xie Xuan took two portions for Huang Shu and Rhubarb, and when he turned around, the watermelon on the table was gone.
Jiufeng said unsatisfactorily: "It tastes so good! Let's open another one."
Wang Liang is a man of action, and he is about to open melons when he comes forward.
Unexpectedly, Fu Jiayi was more eager, grabbed a watermelon and waved his hand, and the watermelon was cut into pieces, and several pieces of watermelon were neatly stacked on the stone table.However, this time everyone was dumbfounded.
Why is this watermelon green?
Wang Er looked disappointed, this color made him very loss of appetite!
Jiufeng: "And the green watermelon?"
Fu Jiayi also looked puzzled, pinched his chin and looked at it for a while, then pointed to the skins of the two watermelons and said, "The skins are different in color."
Xie Xuan also thought of it, "I found out in the field just now that although the watermelons are from the same batch, the colors are quite different, some are dark and some are light. Could it be that the color of the melon flesh is determined by the color of the outer skin?"
"Let's take a look!"
As Wang Liang spoke, he picked up the watermelon knife and opened up the remaining watermelons.
All of a sudden, the whole yard is filled with sweet aroma.
Xie Xuan's eyes widened, and the seven watermelons were all different in color, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple!
What kind of breed is this?He remembered that when he planted melons, he only used ordinary seeds. How did he grow such unusual watermelons?
Puzzled, Xie Xuan simply gave up looking for an answer.As soon as he changed his mind, he called Mr. Qi and agreed with him to deliver the watermelon tomorrow, and Mr. Qi readily agreed.
While there was still time in the afternoon, Xie Xuan picked two steady workers to pick a dozen or so watermelons from the field according to their color, and put them away one by one according to the color.
Looking at the watermelons piled up like hills in the yard, Xie Xuan thought to himself, he has to start building the house as soon as possible.
That night, Xie Xuan went to bed early, the boss of the Qi family was an old fox, he had to recharge his batteries.
Only in the middle of the night, he was awakened by a terrible cry.
"Ah-ah-"
The voice seemed to come from the vegetable field behind the house, Xie Xuan pushed the door and went out without even putting on his coat.
When he came to the vegetable field, his face suddenly changed.
I saw countless vines like cucumber beans gathered together, entangled a person, who was suspended in mid-air and struggling desperately.
Xie Xuan recognized it, the man was actually Cheng Wei.
A giant black python stared at it with its golden pupils upright.
Wang Liang turned into a ghost and smiled sinisterly at the bound Cheng Wei.
There was also a colorful and gorgeous bird with nine heads on its head, which kept spitting fireballs at Cheng Wei.The fireball didn't hit him directly, but passed by from time to time, either burning the corner of Cheng Wei's clothes or singeing off his hair.
Cheng Wei, who had already fallen into extreme fear, could only scream and his voice was almost hoarse.
Xie Xuan hurriedly rushed over, grabbed the vine and pulled it down, while shouting to the three next to him: "Stop making trouble! Put the person down quickly! Otherwise, people will die!"
The three reappear in human form.
Wang Er was upset: "What are you doing here? I haven't had time to take a sip yet?"
Xie Xuan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and quickly pulled Cheng Wei out of the vine.Seeing that his eyes were straight and he was out of breath, he quickly patted his face and shouted: "Cheng Wei! Cheng Wei! Wake up!"
Cheng Wei, who was awakened, saw Xie Xuan, and immediately shouted: "Monster! You are monsters! Ah! Don't come here! Xie Xuan, you monster!"
Cheng Wei got up from the ground while shouting, and ran home quickly.
Xie Xuan turned around and looked at the three of them, with a somewhat aggressive tone, "What are you doing? Why are you hurting people?"
On this day, she was browsing weight loss products on the Internet again, and accidentally saw the beauty and health care water of the jade brand, which can not only maintain the skin, but also strengthen the body, and most importantly - lose weight! !
She contacted the customer service with doubts.
"Boss, can diet water really help you lose weight? Will you get a refund if it doesn't work?"
Customer service: "Of course, if there is no effect after taking it for a week, we will refund you quickly."
Seeing this, Yang Xiu felt relieved, but she was a little hesitant when she saw the high price.
"But, the price is so expensive, can it be cheaper?" A course of 5000 yuan is almost her monthly salary.
Xie Xuan behind the screen was hesitating, but Jiufeng squeezed him away.
"Get out of the way, I'll tell her."
I saw Jiufeng's ten claws "slapping" on the keyboard indiscriminately, and two paragraphs were ejected.
"Beauty, if you want beauty, you have to pay a price! We can promise to give you a devil's figure, as long as you contribute a little of your own belongings. In this way, you still earn money!"
"Think about it, in this world where people are judged by their appearance, a beautiful woman with a good body will always receive special attention from men. You obviously have such an opportunity, why do you refuse? Besides, things that can be solved with money , is that still a problem?"
When Yang Xiu, who was on the opposite side, saw such words, she instantly felt as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.
"Okay! I'll place an order right away! Boss, please deliver the goods as soon as possible. Our company will have a dinner party next month, and I must make an appearance!"
Jiufeng: "What a beauty! Believe me, after using our Emerald brand beauty and health care water, you will be reborn like a phoenix after nirvana!"
Xie Xuan kept staring at Jiufeng with wide eyes. No wonder people often say that men's mouths are deceiving ghosts!
He couldn't help giving Jiufeng two thumbs up, it's great!
Jiufeng: "I still have some talent for this convenience. How about it? Do you want me to open this online store for you in the future? I don't need much money to earn, only [-]% is enough!"
"Deal!" Xie Xuan agreed without hesitation.
He originally opened this online store for fun and didn't take it seriously. Now that a suitable person is taking over, he is naturally happy.
Not long after, classmate Wang Er also swayed beside Xie Xuan from time to time.
Xie Xuan thought about it for a while, and then realized that he came here for pocket money.
But according to Wang Er's attitude of saving face, he probably felt embarrassed to speak up.
Therefore, Xie Xuan started the conversation very understandingly, "Now the seedlings have been planted, but unfortunately it is later than planting late rice, and I don't know if they can mature in time for the autumn harvest." Xie Xuan looked worried. look.
Wang Liang leaned forward: "Well, is there anything I can do for you?"
Xie Xuan looked at the blue sky: "If you water it with well water once a week, it should be almost enough."
"I'm going!" Wang Er looked happy, feeling that he was really smart, and Xie Xuan immediately took the bait. "You don't have to thank me too much, just remember to put your salary into the account every month."
After speaking, he swaggered away.
Xie Xuan: "..."
Xie Xuan: Did I say to pay you?
The much-anticipated sunflowers were ripe, and Xie Xuan picked them all and went home to take out the seeds.
When no one was around, let Jiufeng spit out a fireball. The firepower controlled by Jiufeng was just right. Every melon seed was heated evenly and crispy. Moreover, it was produced by well water, and the taste was better than ordinary melon seeds. Melon seeds are especially good.
In the living room, each of the three powerful men was chasing the drama with a large bag of freshly roasted melon seeds.Even grandma couldn't stand the smell, so she ran out of the room and huddled with them, discussing the plot with everyone while eating melon seeds.
Seeing this, Xie Xuan quietly went back to his room to rest.
In the past few days, Xie Xuan discovered a problem. Fu Xianjun seemed to be following him.
When he was in the vegetable field, out of the corner of his eye, he could see Xianjun watching the scenery behind him.When he inspected the seedlings in the seedling field, he could also see the back of Xianjun from the reflection in the water.Once or twice can be said to be a coincidence, but after N times, it doesn't make sense.
He didn't dare to challenge Fu Xianjun's bad temper, so he could only choose to turn a blind eye.
Except for the [-] mu of land that Xie Xuan used to plant vegetables and watermelons, most of the remaining fields were planted with seedlings, and a small part was left empty. It has not yet been decided what to plant.
The vegetables planted later, because the well water is properly controlled, although not as crazy as the vegetable field behind the house, it is still much faster than normal.
Xie Xuan came to the watermelon field again. These watermelons are big and round, and the color of the skin is obviously different.Judging from some characteristics, Xie Xuan could tell that the watermelon was ripe, but he didn't know why the color was different.
He thought, just pick two and go home and cut them open.
But the watermelon is too heavy, Xie Xuan can't hold it by himself.As a last resort, he had to seek help from Fu Jiayi not far away.
"Brother Fu! Come and help!"
Fu Jiayi was startled when he heard the voice, and slowly moved over, "What's the matter with you calling me Benjun?"
Xie Xuan: "The watermelon is too heavy to hold, please help me!"
"It's useless!" Fu Jiayi was contemptuous as always, and then waved his hand, at least six or seven watermelons quickly shrank, turning into eggs and entering his sleeves.
Xie Xuan could only be dumbfounded.
Back home, the eggs rolled out one by one, and turned back into watermelons neatly stacked in the yard.
Xie Xuan quickly took out a watermelon knife, picked one at random and cut it open.
With the crisp sound of melon opening, Xie Xuan knew that the melon was ripe very well.
Then, a unique fragrance of watermelon hit the nostrils, the red flesh of the melon appeared in front of people's eyes, and the plump juice also flowed all over the table in an instant.
Wang Liang and Jiu Feng came quickly after smelling the fragrance.
Wang Er's eyes are straight, this is his favorite color!
"Damn! Get me a piece! I drink enough tomato juice every day, so I can change my taste."
Xie Xuan cut the big watermelon into several pieces on average, and everyone shared it and ate it.
As soon as the watermelon was in his mouth, Xie Xuan was fascinated by the wonderful taste. It was sweet and delicious, and he felt unspeakably comfortable. He ate three or four yuan without knowing it, and finally stopped when his stomach couldn't hold it anymore.
A whole yard of chickens also swooped in and cleaned up the leftover watermelon rinds they ate.
Xie Xuan took two portions for Huang Shu and Rhubarb, and when he turned around, the watermelon on the table was gone.
Jiufeng said unsatisfactorily: "It tastes so good! Let's open another one."
Wang Liang is a man of action, and he is about to open melons when he comes forward.
Unexpectedly, Fu Jiayi was more eager, grabbed a watermelon and waved his hand, and the watermelon was cut into pieces, and several pieces of watermelon were neatly stacked on the stone table.However, this time everyone was dumbfounded.
Why is this watermelon green?
Wang Er looked disappointed, this color made him very loss of appetite!
Jiufeng: "And the green watermelon?"
Fu Jiayi also looked puzzled, pinched his chin and looked at it for a while, then pointed to the skins of the two watermelons and said, "The skins are different in color."
Xie Xuan also thought of it, "I found out in the field just now that although the watermelons are from the same batch, the colors are quite different, some are dark and some are light. Could it be that the color of the melon flesh is determined by the color of the outer skin?"
"Let's take a look!"
As Wang Liang spoke, he picked up the watermelon knife and opened up the remaining watermelons.
All of a sudden, the whole yard is filled with sweet aroma.
Xie Xuan's eyes widened, and the seven watermelons were all different in color, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple!
What kind of breed is this?He remembered that when he planted melons, he only used ordinary seeds. How did he grow such unusual watermelons?
Puzzled, Xie Xuan simply gave up looking for an answer.As soon as he changed his mind, he called Mr. Qi and agreed with him to deliver the watermelon tomorrow, and Mr. Qi readily agreed.
While there was still time in the afternoon, Xie Xuan picked two steady workers to pick a dozen or so watermelons from the field according to their color, and put them away one by one according to the color.
Looking at the watermelons piled up like hills in the yard, Xie Xuan thought to himself, he has to start building the house as soon as possible.
That night, Xie Xuan went to bed early, the boss of the Qi family was an old fox, he had to recharge his batteries.
Only in the middle of the night, he was awakened by a terrible cry.
"Ah-ah-"
The voice seemed to come from the vegetable field behind the house, Xie Xuan pushed the door and went out without even putting on his coat.
When he came to the vegetable field, his face suddenly changed.
I saw countless vines like cucumber beans gathered together, entangled a person, who was suspended in mid-air and struggling desperately.
Xie Xuan recognized it, the man was actually Cheng Wei.
A giant black python stared at it with its golden pupils upright.
Wang Liang turned into a ghost and smiled sinisterly at the bound Cheng Wei.
There was also a colorful and gorgeous bird with nine heads on its head, which kept spitting fireballs at Cheng Wei.The fireball didn't hit him directly, but passed by from time to time, either burning the corner of Cheng Wei's clothes or singeing off his hair.
Cheng Wei, who had already fallen into extreme fear, could only scream and his voice was almost hoarse.
Xie Xuan hurriedly rushed over, grabbed the vine and pulled it down, while shouting to the three next to him: "Stop making trouble! Put the person down quickly! Otherwise, people will die!"
The three reappear in human form.
Wang Er was upset: "What are you doing here? I haven't had time to take a sip yet?"
Xie Xuan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and quickly pulled Cheng Wei out of the vine.Seeing that his eyes were straight and he was out of breath, he quickly patted his face and shouted: "Cheng Wei! Cheng Wei! Wake up!"
Cheng Wei, who was awakened, saw Xie Xuan, and immediately shouted: "Monster! You are monsters! Ah! Don't come here! Xie Xuan, you monster!"
Cheng Wei got up from the ground while shouting, and ran home quickly.
Xie Xuan turned around and looked at the three of them, with a somewhat aggressive tone, "What are you doing? Why are you hurting people?"
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