Farming with monsters

When I got home, the yard was noisy.

Xie Xuan walked in and took a look, but it was the old sisters of grandma who were chattering about something.

"Yo, Xiaoxuan is back!"

"Oh, Xiao Xuan is really getting more and more handsome!"

"No, look at this smooth skin, like a white egg that has been peeled off its shell. It must be the effect of drinking that beauty water."

Xie Xuan escaped the evil hands of these old ladies, and after listening to their words, he naturally knew why.

"Aunts and aunts, you also drank the beauty and health water that grandma gave you. It's only been a few days since I saw you. You seem to be ten years younger."

"Really? Really?" Aunt Wang was overjoyed when she heard this, and couldn't help asking the people beside her.

"Of course it's true," Aunt Zhou said, "After drinking that water, not only have I lost more than ten pounds, but my body also seems to be a lot lighter, and my rheumatism and cervical spondylosis have also improved a lot."

"Me too, Xiaoxuan, do you still have that beauty and health water? I want to send some to my daughter too. She cries to lose weight every day, and I'm afraid she'll ruin her body. Your product We have tried it all, and there is no side effect at all."

"Yes, yes, my daughter-in-law has also heard about it, and wants me to send her some too."

Xie Xuan was very happy as the old ladies talked one after another, for he had another way to make money.

Wang Er on the side was very puzzled: "Why do they want to lose weight? Isn't it more beautiful to be white and fat?"

Jiufeng: "You are outdated. Now it is no longer the Tang Dynasty where fat is considered beautiful, but the contemporary era where thin is considered beautiful. The thinner the better, the skinny one is best."

"Is that so?"

When Xie Xuan turned his head away, his heart was about to jump out. He hurried over and blocked him strictly.

I saw that Wang Er turned into a large soybean sprout with a dodge, with a big round head, two slender arms, and the legs of his lower body turned into a small bean sprout-like tail floating in mid-air. Swinging and swinging, like a ghost.

"Change back quickly!"

Xie Xuan ordered in a low voice, really not worrying for a moment.

Under the coercion of Jin Chuan and Fu Jiayi, Wang Er had no choice but to turn into a little fat man again, and said with curled lips, "I think this looks better. My father Wang once said that I am the most handsome of his many sons." Lovely one!"

It was past noon, everyone in the family had already eaten, only Xie Xuan and Fu Jiayi were still hungry.

Xie Xuan recited that everyone scooped a few ladles of water from the well and gave them to the aunts, and then began to prepare offerings for Fu Xianjun.

Thinking that Fu Jiayi also suffered some "wrongedness" today, and he was still in a bad mood, so he cooked a portion of grandma's homemade wine, added a few glutinous rice dumplings stuffed with black sesame seeds, and cracked an egg to stir it up. Cheng egg flower, respectfully send to Xianjun.

"What is this?" There was no trace of meat.

In order to keep everyone from being under his low pressure, Xie Xuan coaxed and said, "This is fermented rice, after eating it, no matter how bad your mood is, it can improve your mood, so just take a sip for your face."

Fu Jiayi took a sip suspiciously, and it was indeed very satisfying. Coupled with the increased spiritual power of the well water, his uncomfortable mood improved a lot. Before he knew it, he drank a large bowl.

However, what Xie Xuan didn't expect was that.

Fu Xianjun didn't like wine, but it was just a bowl of fermented rice with a very low alcohol content, and his face turned red from drunk, and he fell asleep on Xie Xuan's body.

Grandma and her old sisters had already gone out to dance Yangko, and only Wang Er and Jiu Feng were left at home, so Xie Xuan could only look at them for help.

The two of Jiu Wang were extremely active and enthusiastic and said: "Today's task is not finished yet, let's go first!" After finishing speaking, the two ran away.

Xie Xuan was speechless, he had never seen them work so proactively.

In the end, he had to use methods such as dragging, pulling, pulling, hugging, etc., to get this big guy into his bedroom and lie down.

Now that the house is rarely quiet and no one disturbs, Xie Xuan hastily opened his laptop and prepared to sell slimming water online.Start online store registration, fill in information, verify identity, and finally decorate the store.It is also necessary to set the packaging for the beauty and health care water. Fortunately, Xie Xuan has learned design. In order to save costs, he will not spend money to hire someone if he can solve it by himself.

After finishing all this work, the sun outside the window is already westward.

Fu Jiayi, who was slowly waking up, opened his eyes to see Xie Xuan bathed in the warm sunset, biting the tip of his pen and seriously thinking about something.At the same time, another picture appeared in his mind. It was unknown how many years ago, when he was young, he sneaked under the window of that man and watched him work under the moonlight. .

"Hey, Brother Fu, are you awake?" Jiufeng, who came back from work, poked his head from the door and asked.

It was only then that Xie Xuan saw that Fu Jiayi had woken up, and the immortal gentleman's drinking capacity was also a bit small, and he had slept for a long time, but his face was still flushed.

Fu Jiayi turned his head unnaturally, lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Wang Er squeezed in all of a sudden, seeing Xie Xuan playing with a larger ipad, he was instantly dissatisfied, "Xie Xuan, why is your slap so big, but Lao Tzu's is so small?"

Now that they have been together for a long time, Xie Xuan has a little understanding of their habits, and the words come out of nowhere.

"Because yours can play games, but this one can't!"

Wang Liang suddenly lost his opinion, and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Open a shop and make money."

The three of them had never heard of this kind of operation, and all three heads squeezed together to watch Xie Xuan's shop opening process together.

After all, it is a creature of the Protoss, but after a while, I have already understood the general idea.

Jiufeng sighed: "Human beings are really smart. With this online store, everyone can just sit at home and wait for the delivery."

Wang Er: "This is good! Tomorrow, I will place an order for blood juice to be delivered to me!"

It also depends on whether someone sells it!Stupid!Xie Xuan cursed.

Fu Jiayi regained his normal expression: "Lazy human!"

In the end, it was done, and the outer packaging drawings of the beauty and health care water were also sent to the printing factory. After paying the payment and setting the delivery date, Xie Xuan got up and stretched.

"Ah, it's getting dark, I have to cook!" After finishing speaking, he went out.

However, he forgot one very important thing, he didn't turn off the computer!

The three heads immediately crowded in front of the screen, and a few paws began to poke here and there.

It wasn't until Xie Xuan was ready for dinner that he heard the sound of receiving messages from his mobile phone.He opened it and couldn't help being angry.

"Your package has been delivered, please pay attention to check it!"

"Your package has been delivered, please pay attention to check it!"

"Your package has been delivered, please pay attention to check it!"

……

Looking at the amount of information that he hadn't seen through the phone for a long time, Xie Xuan ran into his bedroom in a hurry and roared.

"Stop me all!"

The three people in front of the computer screen all looked at him in surprise, only to see Xie Xuan walking forward step by step, his face as black as if he had been smeared with ashes.

When he saw the "Payment Successful" screen pop up on the screen, Xie Xuan secretly scolded himself for being too careless.These gods are so powerful, he just operated it once, and wrote down all his shopping account numbers and passwords.

Looking at the situation on the UnionPay card that was almost at zero, Xie Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Didn't it just cost you a little money? As for making such a fuss!" Wang Liang said disdainfully, crossing his arms.

Jiufeng: "Yes, besides, we also have work."

Fu Jiayi: "Don't forget, I paid for your medical expenses!"

Xie Xuan sighed, wiped his face and said, "Actually, I don't have such a big opinion, but I just want to raise some small opinions."

"Student Wang Liang, what do you need so many electronic products for? Who do you call with your mobile phone? There is also an electric footbath. Excuse me, do you have feet?" How can you soak with only a small tail?

"Jiufeng, you said that it's okay to buy melon seeds. What do you do with so many messy flower seeds? They don't taste good! And you still buy so many, they are all bought in thousands of catties. Excuse me. I'll be back when the time comes. Where to put it!"

"Xianjun...Xianjun, you bought it right!"

The criticized Nine Kings stared wide-eyed for a moment, what did Brother Fu buy and they were not criticized?

The two of them squeezed over and saw that it was a whole set of classical solid wood carved canopy bed!The full amount is 9999!

What an auspicious number, for a long time!

Jiufeng slapped his head: "Oh! Why didn't I think that I should buy the most expensive one!"

Xie Xuan shook the card that was about to be cleared.Be sure to change your password tonight!

After dinner, Xie Xuan was pressed by Fu Jiayi and applied the medicine again.

And Jiufeng and Wang Liang also huddled in his room and didn't leave. There was no other reason, they were both obsessed with watching dramas on the Internet.They even decided who would like to watch the next episode by deciding the winner with one trick.

Xie Xuan said: "There is also a TV in the living room, you can watch it there, it's more spacious!"

Jiufeng: "But you can't see restricted dramas there!"

Xie Xuan was curious, what kind of limited-broadcast drama would they want to watch?

Ah!It turned out to be a palace fighting drama!Xie Xuan glanced at the two of them, such a brain-burning drama is fine, it seems so boring!

The room was occupied, grandma ran out to dance in the square, Xie Xuan strolled in the yard, Da Huang ran over quickly and rubbed against his feet.

But Rhubarb's companion, the weasel, was nowhere to be seen.

Xie Xuan searched back and forth for a long time but couldn't find it, strange, where did it go?

Rhubarb seemed to know what the little master was thinking, so he grabbed his trousers with his mouth and dragged him out.

"Rhubarb, where are you taking me!"

Xie Xuan was taken all the way to the watermelon field by rhubarb, and there were big watermelons all over the ground, and even those small cantaloupe and honeydew melons were densely packed, looming under the vine leaves.

The discs of sunflowers are also huge. Xie Xuan visually inspected them, and they are about [-] centimeters wide. Each flower is studded with melon seeds, which is heavy.

However, there was a rustling sound in the sunflower field more than one meter high. Within the visible range, Xie Xuan saw something moving in the field.