my backyard farm [system]

The village head led the children to catch a lot of rabbits, and handed them over to Sister Zhou to deal with. Lan Yu was greedy for sweet bamboo shoots, so she carried a hoe to dig them, and Zhao Xun took pictures all the way behind.

Lan Yu dug half of the bamboo basket, raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and found that Zhao Xun was staring at him in a daze.

Lan Yu: "?"

I couldn't help but took out my phone, clicked on the front camera, and saw whether I was weird or really good-looking today, and the two were stunned.

Lan Yu looked left and right, but she didn't feel any different about herself today.

He is still as handsome as ever!

"I'm weird today?" Lan Yu still asked this question on the way back

Zhao Xun let out an "ah", then scratched his head and said a little shyly, "Brother Lan Yu is wearing this outfit and looks very much like the popular NPC that just left the factory in the game!"

"wonderland?"

"Yeah, it's the hottest Xianxia game in my mother's company right now. It focuses on farming. The NPCs that appeared after this update are very popular." Zhao Xun helped carry the hoe, "Worn in red, he looks ugly Li, black hair like a waterfall, and high force value, the double sword makes it the best!"

Zhao Xun looked at the sword case behind Lan Yu, and became even more excited, "Brother Lan Yu, it is a coincidence that you are all carrying sword cases, with a black sword and a white sword inside!"

Lan Yu paused, then turned her head slightly, "... Huh?"

"Brother Lan Yu, do you know how to use a sword?" Zhao Xun was very excited. Although he had also grabbed the sword and took pictures, it always felt nondescript.

If Brother Lan Yu can do a sword dance like the characters in the game, then the game will really come into reality.

"Yes." The corners of Lan Yu's mouth rose slightly, and after receiving Zhao Xun's surprised voice, "But I won't make a move easily!"

Zhao Xun lowered his head in frustration, "...Oh!"

Lan Yu, who had teased Zhao Xun, was very happy, and returned to the wooden house with fresh sweet bamboo shoots. She peeled off the shells of the bamboo shoots with the knife she brought, washed them with clean water, and cut them into thin slices.

The weeds in Tiger's Col have been cleared. In the open space in front of the wooden house, everyone has moved out the tables in the house, and the tables are full of delicacies brought by themselves.

A fire was lit in the middle, sister Zhou was roasting rabbits, and other good cooking aunts also began to display eighteen martial arts and cook various delicacies with fresh ingredients.

Lin Dayong set up a camera next to him, took the bamboo shoots prepared by Lan Yu and the pork balls made by himself, got all the ingredients and started cooking sweet bamboo shoots and meatball soup.

Everyone was busy chatting and chatting. The children were running around outside with the wolfhounds chasing and fighting. The elderly squinted their eyes to watch the children playing with a look of relief.

"Ah, this scene is so dreamy." As a blogger who has played Wonderland Farming Guide, Gu Kai felt that everything in front of him highly overlapped with the game, "Lan Yu, do you think the game is based on Linjiacun? right?"

"It's not impossible. After all, Aunt Wen is from Linjiacun. With your materials, everyone is wearing the cosplay costumes in the game. It's probably the most restored cosplay."

"The bamboo shoots can be eaten directly after digging and slicing, without blanching?"

Lan Yu untied the sword case, put the two swords on the table, looked at them and thought about Zhao Xun's words, "You don't need to blanch the ones that don't come out of the soil, and you need to remove the bitterness if they come out of the soil."

"That's it, the useful knowledge has increased again." Gu Kai regained his noisy nature, slowly gnawed on the small dried fish in his hand, sat beside Lan Yu, lying on the table, bored, "Is there any activity?" ah?"

"Yes, I have!"

"what activity!"

"Anyone who is not married has to go up and perform, and poetry recitation is also fine."

Gu Kai frowned and thought, "Then I go up and do a break dance?"

He's not married yet, so he has to do as the Romans do. It doesn't seem too outrageous to dance a breakdance, "Que Ganhua, what show are you planning?"

Que Ganhua, who was struggling to find a signal while holding his mobile phone with Brother Que, turned his head, "I can only act as an on-the-spot social death."

Gu Kai giggled, "Don't be cowardly, Que Ganhua, sing a song and surprise everyone!" Then he asked Lan Yu, "Lan Yu, what are you going to perform?"

Lan Yu looked at the signal, and for some reason, she seemed to be getting better suddenly. Hearing this, she smiled, looked down at the two swords, and joked, "Shall I perform a sword swallowing now?"

"Brother, don't, you just need to hold the sword and pose a few times, and the house will be full of cheers!" Guan Tong also came over, holding a steaming rabbit that had just been roasted in his hand, "Come on, The rabbit is just baked, try it!"

Zhou Kong came over with a large bowl, which contained steaming sweet bamboo shoot and meatball soup with pepper.

Gu Kai and others are not very interested in roasted rabbits, but they have never seen sweet bamboo shoot meatball soup, so they want to try it.

Lan Yu didn't touch the sweet bamboo shoot soup, cut off a rabbit leg with a knife, took a bite, "Zhou Kong, you roasted this, right?"

The cumin flavor is very strong. Zhou Kong likes to put a lot of cumin in his baked goods. If it is Uncle Dayong, he will put chili, but he will always forget to put cumin.

Guan Tong also filled a bowl for himself, drank two mouthfuls of soup, felt fine sweat on his forehead, and sighed: "It's cool!"

Gu Kai tried it and found that the sweet bamboo shoot and meatball soup with pepper was delicious.

The crispy and sweet bamboo shoots are full of soup, bite it down, the crunchy texture will not leave slag after chewing, bursting out the unique sweetness of sweet bamboo shoots, coupled with the slightly spicy taste of pepper and the salty taste of salt, one bite Can't stop after one bite.

The fist-sized pork balls are cut in half, and the knife is changed. The pork balls are very chewy, and because they are freshly made, they are very tender.

Gu Kai took a mouthful of meat and a mouthful of soup, until his forehead was covered with sweat before he stopped.

"It's delicious!" Gu Kai wiped off his sweat with a tissue, feeling refreshed, and found that Lan Yu didn't eat it, so he asked suspiciously, "Why don't you eat it, didn't you say you like sweet bamboo shoots the most? "

How could Lan Yu refuse to eat it? He glanced at the crushed pepper that was visible to the naked eye in the soup, and refused all over his face, "But I don't like pepper."

He burps crazily when he eats pepper, and there are no other side effects, just hiccups. He tried to correct his own problem, so he took his roommate to eat beef tendon pills.

Then burp from the beginning to the end of eating.

Take a sip of soup and hiccup, eat a beef tendon pill and hiccup.

Lan Yu pulled her roommate to correct herself more than ten times, but in the end he didn't do much, and her roommate collapsed first.

"Don't eat it! As soon as I eat beef tendon pills, I feel like hiccupping! Brother, you and Pepper really have no fate. Really, there is no happiness in forcing!"

Lan Yu: "..."

Lan Yu let go of Pepper, Jiang Hu disappeared.

He didn't make things difficult for himself when he added pepper soup, Lan Yu added: "I burp when I eat pepper, and I can't stop that unless I stop eating."

As soon as the words were finished, the village chief came over with another big bowl, followed by Lin Hangtu and other children.

The village head happened to hear Lan Yu's words, and he laughed and explained to Que Ganhua and others that Lan Yu hiccups when he eats pepper.

"This one is without pepper."

There are also people in the village who eat it without hiccups but don’t like pepper, so they make two servings of soup.

"Delicious!" Gu Kai served a bowl, without pepper, the taste will be lighter, but sweeter, and the bamboo shoots taste fresher.

Que Ganhua looked helplessly at Gu Kai, who was like the incarnation of a glutton, and filled a large bowl with the enthusiasm of the village chief.

After two bowls, I feel a little full.

While eating, Gu Kai asked the village chief if he had to come to one of the performances later.

The village chief rolled his eyes and laughed, "No need, no need, just go if you want to go up, don't need to go if you don't want to go."

Que Ganhua and the second brother Que breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the words, but Gu Kai happily raised his hands and said that he would have a break dance later. The village head happily agreed, and then asked Lan Yu, this year will still be the same as in previous years. fist?

Gu Kai's eyes lit up, and he turned his head to stare at Lan Yu with piercing eyes, "Lan Yu, you can still punch!"

"Tai Chi..." Lan Yu also recalled the previous performances, using the Tai Chi learned in high school physical education class for several years, and the uncles and aunts were surprised and gave enthusiastic applause every time they saw it.

"Ah..." Gu Kai thought he would get an answer from Lan Yu who knew martial arts, and he also knew Tai Chi!

The children surrounded Lan Yu, chatting twitteringly, Lan Yu couldn't hear what they were saying.

Lan Yu directly lowered her bowl, and after a while, the bowl was filled with all kinds of delicious food brought by the children from home.

Beef jerky, pork jerky, Lan Yu also saw dried radish and sweet potato. He grabbed a little boy and brought it to his face. He opened the pocket and saw that it was full of food.

Lan Yu even saw a soaked duck paw that had been chewed twice. Looking up, it was Lin Hangwu grinning. There were several gaps in his mouth, which had just changed his teeth.

Lan Yu took out the duck claws speechlessly, and stared into Lin Hangwu's eyes, "How dare you chew the duck claws when you change your teeth."

Lin Hangwu smiled, "There is a tooth that shakes but doesn't fall out. I took two bites of the duck's claw and it fell off."

After speaking, he took out the teeth from the other pocket, and raised his head to show Lan Yu that it was the canine teeth that fell from the top, "It's the upper teeth."

The other two cousins ​​next to each other testified that it was the upper teeth. They watched Lin Hangwu gnaw off the duck claws, and then looked at the cousins ​​with envy, saying that they did not gnaw the teeth off the duck claws.

"My dad told me not to climb the mountain alone, but asked Uncle Lan Yu to take me to lose my teeth." Lin Hangwu pointed to the mountain to the east.

Tiger’s Au is said to be located between three mountains, but in fact there are more than three, and there is a relatively small mountain in the middle. Because the shape of the top of the mountain is very sharp, it looks like a child’s tiger tooth, so it is called Yashan by the villagers.

There is a small path next to the bamboo forest, which can go directly to the top of Yashan Mountain. I don’t know when, the old people in the village felt that if a child changed his upper teeth in Laohuao, he had to throw it from Yashan, and put the lower teeth directly on the top of the mountain. .

Compared with the gentleness on the Laohuao side, the other side of Yashan Mountain is very rugged, and even experienced hunters cannot go down. It is said that there used to be a tiger cave below, but now the southern tiger is almost extinct, and there are no tigers in the tiger cave.

Lin Hangwu happened to lose his upper tooth this time, and he was about to throw it off Yashan Mountain. Lin Dayong and the others couldn't leave, so they asked the children to come to Lan Yu.

Lan Yu looked at the teeth in Lin Hangwu's hand, and then at the restless | eager | movement eyes of the other children, thinking that there are no tigers anyway, and she still has the soul thread to cheat, "Forget it, let's go together."

The children jumped up and cheered around Lan Yu. Lan Yu tried her best to stand up straight, and occasionally reached out to give a hand to the unsteady children, and her ears were full of excited laughter from the children.

Lan Yu compared her fingers to her lips, "Be quiet, and control yourself if you are too noisy."

Lin Hangbin and Lin Hangtu, who screamed the loudest, quickly covered their mouths, and turned their eyes to Lan Yu to show their obedience.

Lan Yu glanced behind Lin Hangwu, and the children lined up obediently.

The village head chatted with Que Ganhua, Gu Kai was snorting and eating a bowl, Guan Tong and Zhou Kong were eating roasted rabbits, and Hu Wei was taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Lan Yu talked to the village chief, put Ahu on his shoulders, and Qin You was also fixed on his shoulders by a cloth belt. After thinking about it, he picked up the two swords, led Lin Hangwu, and walked towards Yashan with a bunch of small tails behind him. go.

The village chief looked at Lan Yu's back and smiled, "Lan Yu still has a way to take care of the children."

Hu Wei saw that Zhao Xun, who had been quiet all the time, followed him. After thinking about it, he also caught up with his mobile phone.

There is almost no signal in Laohuao, and the mobile phone can only be used to take pictures and check the time. But, I always feel insecure without a mobile phone.

Hu Wei followed Zhaoxun, the two chatted casually, and then helped Zhaoxun take a picture of Lan Yu who was walking ahead with his mobile phone.

There is an open space dug out by the villagers on the top of Yashan Mountain, with a simple thatched shed on top, and its back is facing Laohuao. Lan Yu looked at the guardrail carved out of the stone owned by Yashan in front of him, and asked Lin Hangyu not to stand so close.

Hu Wei and Zhao Xun also climbed up and stood behind with other children, while Lan Yu and Lin Hangwu stood in front.

In the meantime, Lin Hangwu took out the tooth, put it in the palm of his hand, closed his eyes and whispered a few words from his mother, and then stretched out his hand and threw the tooth down the mountain.

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but follow the small snow-white teeth, but the teeth were too small, and soon the naked eyes couldn't catch them.

Lan Yu was the only one present who could clearly see the trajectory of the tooth, and when he saw the tooth finally fell into the mud, he instantly felt something was wrong.

Tiger's Col is already very remote, and no one will come here easily. The side of Yashan Mountain is supposed to be covered with dead branches and leaves, how could it fall directly into the soil.

Lan Yu just frowned.

Lin Hangwu, who found a squirrel after losing his teeth, suddenly exclaimed, "Uncle Lan Yu, there is a mobile phone in the tree!"

The children surrounded him with a whoosh, and Zhao Xun stood next to Lin Hangwu with his mobile phone in hand. He wanted to take a picture of the phone on the tree, but Hu Wei took a step back and stood behind Zhao Xun.

Lin Hangwu excitedly pointed to a tall pine tree on the right, "Where, there was a squirrel squatting there just now, and I saw a mobile phone half-wrapped in a black plastic bag, and the shell was black!"

The children have sharp eyes. With Lin Hangwu's guidance, they saw the mobile phone tied to the tree one after another.

Hu Wei is not near-sighted, but at the moment he can't see where Lin Hangwu's cell phone is without wearing glasses. Seeing that Zhao Xun's cell phone lens is pointing at the cell phone, he took out his own cell phone on a whim.

Turn on the camera, zoom in on the location pointed by the children, and then a mobile phone tied to a tree with black tape is revealed.

Lan Yu was able to see the phone clearly, and also saw two data cables connected to the phone. Looking down along the lines, she vaguely felt that there was something strange about the rock somewhere.

There is moss on the rocks in summer, but there is not much rain this year. Even if there is moss, it is from the heavy rain not long ago. The moss should not be this color.

"Lan Yu...uncle...uncle..." Lin Hangwu was about to say that he found another one, when Lan Yu put his hand on his mouth and made a quiet gesture.

Lin Hangwu covered his mouth and backed away with his friends under Lan Yu's gesture, and didn't stop until Lan Yu confirmed that they were in a safe position.

Seeing this, Lan Yu nodded in satisfaction, then turned her head to tell Zhaoxun silently, "Go to Aunt Wen and call the police!"

Zhao Xun checked the signal of his mobile phone, handed the mobile phone to Hu Wei, turned around and ran to Laohuao.

Hu Wei put away his cell phone, grabbed the cell phone thrown by Zhao Xun, thought for a while and aimed at Lan Yu.

After Lan Yu gave the order, she turned her head and listened carefully to the conversation in the tent that was disguised as a stone.

"It's bad luck to catch someone with no money!"

"Your one is okay, at least I sent red envelopes, and mine, I sent all the moped videos, just give me a bunch of nonsense and don't give me money!"

"Haha, it must be because your skills are not good, I am almost done!"

"Really, let me see, I am stupid! This is a big fish!"

"Hurry up, the money is here!"

"It's still Xiao Wang who is amazing! [-] yuan!"

"I'll see if I can get some more!"

Lan Yu's expression was a little strange when he heard this, and then he heard the successful elders say something coquettish to the voice changer in a rough voice.

"Thank you brother for your support. My brother will give the address to my younger sister. My younger sister will send tea to my elder brother!"

After a while, Lan Yu heard a slightly honest male voice comforting [little sister], saying that grandpa's illness is serious, so the tea leaves are no longer needed, and the money will be saved to treat grandpa's illness.

"Hahaha!" The little girl burst out into a loud laugh, and then patted the table and her friends to show off that the fish caught this time was too stupid, and she must take out more.

Lan Yu: "..."

Well, I didn't know what to say for a while.

"I'm stupid! What's the matter with the signal, don't send it yet, the signal here is unstable, and the big fish will pay for it, one hundred thousand!"

Then there was a burst of chaos, others turned off the signal on their side one after another, and a team leader came out to check the signal device hanging on the tree.

Hu Wei couldn't hear the voices in the tent that had been disguised and soundproofed. Seeing Lan Yu's relaxed expression, he was a little puzzled, and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you going to hide?"

Lan Yu held the sword in both hands, and looked down to the tent with a smile in her eyes, "No need."

Hu Wei's eyes fell on Lan Yu's body, and then on the hands holding the double swords, he took a step back silently according to his sixth sense, and the phone camera was also aimed at Lan Yu out of intuition.

On Zhaoxun's side, he had already run to Aunt Wen's side, panting, "Auntie, phone...phone..."

Wen Yufei spent a long time with the twins, and seeing that Zhaoxun's expression was not right, she took out her mobile phone with full signal and dialed 110, and then handed the phone to Zhaoxun.

Her mobile phone was bought for him by her sister when she was rich. Unless she really went to an inaccessible place, the signal is full!

Zhao Xun managed to catch his breath, and the phone was connected.

"Hello, I'm Zhang Zhaoxun, a villager in Linjia Village. Our whole village is now visiting Tiger's Col near the source of the Xiaojiang River. We found a suspicious person at the foot of the mountain."

"There are mobile phones and signal receivers hanging on the tree, which are exactly the same as those printed on the leaflet."

"Okay, I will keep the phone open here, okay, okay, come quickly!"

Zhao Xun hung up the phone, took the honey water handed by his sister, drank it down, and then explained the ins and outs of the matter.

Hearing this, the village head immediately took Lin Dayong and others to the exit of Laohuao with hoes on their shoulders, preparing to outflank it from the other side.

The other side of Yashan was too steep, and the village chief and the others couldn't go down. If they wanted to catch him, they had to go out from Laohuao and go around.

Wen Yufei answered the phone, thought for a while, and rushed to Yashan with Zhao Xun and some aunts holding sickles.

On the way, Wen Yufei asked Zhao Xun what leaflet it was.

Zhao Xun answered honestly, and then got admiring eyes from his aunt.

Zhao Xun, who had a quiet personality, pursed his lips and smiled lightly, and then his head was rubbed by Zhao Hua's sister, "Brother is the best!"

Last time Team Xie came to the village to collect a lot of items, and gave them some popular science, and distributed many leaflets to prevent fraud and guard against lawbreakers, and also taught the villagers to identify suspicious equipment used by suspicious persons.

Zhao Xun was able to know the signal transmitter thanks to the leaflet that Brother Lan Yu put at home.

Asan side.

Lan Yu leaned on the fence, staring downcastly at the group leader who was about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a gray-black coat and a hat on a hot day, sneaking out.

The team leader came to the tree where the other dark blue signal device found by Lin Hangwu was located. He looked left and right and found nothing abnormal. He was wearing gloves and jumped up the tree in twos and twos.

He hugged the tree trunk to check the annunciator, confirmed that there was no problem, and was about to go down, when he looked up, he met a pair of indifferent eyes.

The red-clothed black-haired man with bright eyebrows and indifferent expression, squatted a cat and a puppet on his shoulders, held a sword in both hands, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth, showing a devilish smile at himself.

The group leader's heart skipped a beat, his pupils dilated: "...Ghost!"

I was about to climb down in a hurry, but I was too frightened, I didn't step on my feet firmly, and I was eager to let go, and I fell down after breaking a branch.

"Ah!" The group leader tried to grab the branch with both hands, but it kept slipping off.

The tent was soundproofed, but the team leader opened the door when he came out just now.

This scream frightened the people who were already doing shady things. They poked their heads out to see if someone in uniform was coming, and they were ready to run away with their mobile phones in their hands.

As a result, everyone saw the group leader who fell from the tree.

"what!"

"Big brother!"

"Group leader!"

Everyone exclaimed, and some wanted to take clothes, quilts or something to cushion them.

In the next second, they saw a [female ghost in red] descending from the sky, holding a sword in both hands, her long black hair fluttering in the wind, flying behind the group leader, and gently holding the group leader by the collar with the hand holding the sword. Bring the person to the ground smoothly.

On the top of Yashan Mountain, Hu Wei was dumbfounded to see Lan Yu jumping down suddenly, and rushed to the fence with his mobile phone, only to find that Lan Yu actually flew down, and then rescued someone who suddenly appeared as if he was checking the signal device middle-aged man.

Hu Wei's hand holding the phone was shaking. Is this lightness work?

"The female ghost is here!"

Lan Yu grabbed the man and put it down, watching the team leader crawl away from her, muttering that a ghost is coming, and being pulled up by Xiao Wang who called "Brother" just caught a big fish, hugged Xiao Wang with his backhand and shouted ghost.

"How can there be a female ghost in broad daylight!"

"It flew down from Laohu'ao mountain, maybe it's a ghost who was eaten by a tiger!"

"People can fly! Just now he dragged the eldest brother to fly down from the sky!"

Xiao Wang and the others were startled when they saw Lan Yu falling from the sky, but when they heard what the group leader said, they all felt guilty and frightened.

But there are also some who are sober and don't believe in ghosts and gods. After looking at the equipment on Lan Yu's body, they calmed down instantly.

Xiao Zhao is the youngest in the team, and the one who usually works the most awkwardly.

Adhering to the code of conduct as long as the money earned is enough to spend, when you get to the big fish, you will lie on the bed and play games, and frantically charge money to buy virtual equipment.

This time a new character came out in a certain game, and Xiao Zhao liked it very much. He bought the same outfit and spent all his savings. He was the one who said it was unlucky.

Xiao Zhao looked at his companions with a look of disgust, "Where is the ghost! Don't scare yourself, this is a cosplayer, I have this dress too!"

Although it is owned in the game, but I do have it!

He looked at Lan Yu, who was smiling and said nothing, and noticed Lan Yu's Adam's apple, and he was even more disdainful to his colleague, "This is a man, what a female ghost!"