my backyard farm [system]

The task will be discussed later, the hardcore mermaid performance is still very touching.

Mermaids dancing swords in the water, mermaids fighting in the water...

Well, you punch me with a palm, and then use your tail to attack or something, especially the performers themselves are some disciples, many of them are still working, their bodies are very good, all of them are heroic, heroic and vigorous, with a different kind of beauty.

Lan Yu heard from the tourists next to her that the performance in the afternoon was completely different from that in the morning. Fortunately, they came in the afternoon and did not go to the village to pick snails.

Lan Yu remembered that there was an activity of picking snails in the village today, and she suddenly wanted to talk about snails.

The mermaid show in the afternoon ended at 03:30. The staff unzipped the zipper on the side of the fishtail in front of the tourists, took off the whole fishtail, and put it in a disinfection cabinet aside for disinfection.

The staff wearing tight-fitting trousers also went to the temporary backstage to change clothes. When they came out again, they were wearing farm work clothes and leggings boots. They were loose and easy to move and had many pockets. The upper body was more A close-fitting T-shirt, and a uniform jacket of the same color as the trousers, tucked into the belt.

A group of tall, long-legged and spirited little brothers stood in a row with their hands behind their backs and their legs slightly apart, which was also a beautiful landscape.

Lan Yu noticed that many of the people who bought and rented fishtails in advance were familiar faces, and many of them were old faces from the lantern riddles guessing activities in Linjia Village. At this moment, they were eagerly lining up to change into fishtails with the help of the staff. , and then carefully crawled and rolled on the underwater stage.

Because of the advance ticket sales, there are men and women who rent mermaids, and before the mermaid performances were all young brothers, so we arranged for the few young ladies to receive female tourists.

The disinfection time is a bit long, and most of the tourists who originally watched the performance have dispersed, which makes it less embarrassing for the tourists who are scrambling on the underwater stage and wearing fishtails.

The freshly baked earth mermaids looked at each other, looked at each other's embarrassed appearance, laughed together, and then waved to the staff on the shore: "Hurry up and take a picture of us!"

Although the originally expected graceful and domineering posture is gone, the fishtail is really lifelike. I don’t know what material the waist is made of. There is no discomfort at the position where it is glued to my skin. It is very natural, as if his waist was originally like this long.

However, the position of the legs can still feel the fabric material inside the fish tail. With the strength of the legs together, the two-meter-long fish tail swings accordingly. Although the direction and strength cannot be controlled, this is also a novel experience.

The tourists touched the cool fish tail, and there was a lot of complaints in their hearts: What kind of black technology is this? will go in.

Tourists wearing fishtails on the underwater stage are super proud and feel that human beings will conquer the ocean just around the corner!

After watching it for a while, Lan Yu took Que Ganhua and Gu Kai, who were eager to try, to the village to touch the snails.

On the way, I ran into Guan Tong who was squatting on the ground while digging the ground with a stick while talking on the phone.

Gu Kai just wanted to say hello from a distance, but was stopped by Que Ganhua.

Gu Kai: "Huh?"

Although due to secret reasons, Guan Tong has less time to play with them recently, but it is impolite not to say hello when they meet?

Que Ganhua pouted in Guan Tong's direction, "Don't go, just look at Guan Tong's expression."

Gu Kai looked at Guan Tong's expression and scratched his head in confusion, "It's nothing, it's just talking on the phone!"

Que Ganhua gave Gu Kai a look, are you stupid, "So don't bother me."

Lan Yu's ears were sharp, and it was Zhou Kong, who had been home since Lin Ruian's house was built, who was talking to Guan Tong.

Ugh?

There have been a lot of things going on recently, Lan Yu thought, when did they and Guan Tong not get along so closely?

Before going to Sichuan, did the farm start to be built, or after Yan Qiong and the others came, or was it the news of the cultivators brought by Hu Wei?

It seems that unconsciously, Guan Tong was not involved in many things, and then they gradually became estranged, and the lives of the two sides did not overlap much.

The business of Guan Tong's pet shop has been getting better and better recently. With the increase of tourists in Lin's Village, the consumption of pet snacks and some pet supplies is relatively high.

Many families in Linjiacun are richer and have more contact with foreign tourists, and their attitudes towards their cats and dogs have also changed.

Many people in the village know that cats and dogs need to be bathed.

Villager: Will cats and dogs take a bath?

Only then did I know that it is enough for cats and dogs to blow dry their hair in time after washing. After washing, it is not impossible to put it on the bed to sleep when it is fragrant and soft.

The villagers don't know what breeds they have. Every household has dogs and cats, but there are many of them, and some are basically borrowed from the village.

Borrow to catch mice.

The raccoon cat of Lin Dayong's family was taken to Guan Tong's pet shop to be washed several times.

Lihuamao scolded at the beginning and then came to wash it by himself. After Guan Tong finished washing, he left swaggeringly. He would give Guan Tong various rewards the next day.

Mice, all kinds of snakes, big centipedes, small birds, bats... as long as the civet cat can hunt, they will all be given to Guan Tong as a reward for laundering.

Guan Tong: "I'll give you free."

There are children in the village who don’t like dogs and only like cats. After all, dogs are too big to be hugged. Cats are small and have soft hair.

Lin Dayong made a start. Many cat owners in the village also took their cats to take a bath. After drying, they hugged their children to sleep. It is not expensive to wash once. Guan Tong said that it is not very dirty and does not need to be washed frequently.

Guan Tong took good care of the wild cats that used to wander around Guan Tong's pet shop, and taught him how to use cat litter. Not only were villagers adopted them, but some tourists who didn't care about the breeds adopted them.

Linjiacun and the farm have their own independent websites. Linjiacun’s pet shop has a separate forum on Linjiacun’s website, which contains all kinds of posts about cats and their cats’ heart-warming or sadistic sharing.

There are also adopted cats who are too sensible, and tourists boast wildly in the posts.

Lan Yu was shared this post by Gu Kai, the title is very simple and rude:

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the black raccoon flower I adopted from the pet shop in Linjiacun is super powerful and can catch mice!It would be even better if it wasn't placed on my bedside! 【Cat head crying expression pack】】

The content of the main building is basically the same as the title, except that there are hundreds more [ah] and exclamation points. By the way, I will describe it in detail. The girl who lives alone at home adopted the sensible black raccoon flower. My cat suspects that it is a waste, and often looks at you as a shit shoveler, why haven't you starved yourself to death.

The host said that he didn't take it seriously at first, and often took videos of Mao Mao despising himself and sent them to friends, and then added canned cat food and cat strips to Mao Mao.

Then the black raccoon cat became even more worried, because the landlord had just adopted the cat home, and the cat was clamoring to go out, and the landlord thought it was the cat who felt that the house was too small and wanted to go out for a walk.

Later, the landlord found out that because the landlord who lived in a high-rise building had no [prey] such as rats and snakes, the cats and cats were going to hunt through mountains and rivers, so that they could support themselves as shit shovelers.

Hei Lihua, who had been familiar with the environment in three days, didn't make a fuss about going out on the fourth day, but opened the window with her paws when the host fell asleep!

What the host wrote here expressed his shock with a series of exclamation points, saying that if it hadn’t been equipped with surveillance cameras, he wouldn’t have known how strong his cat was, but it was a window, not a screen.

Black Lihua went out like this, and then came back once an hour, each time with a huge lifeless rat in its mouth, before the host woke up, there were five big rats side by side on the floor beside the bed. mouse.

It is conceivable that the landlord who was woken up by the sun early in the morning was so frightened.

Landlord: Who can not be afraid, when he opened his eyes, sat up sleepily and prepared to go to the bathroom, five huge mice and the black raccoon came to him with an expression of asking for credit.

Landlord: "..."

The black raccoon flower's round eyes are full of doubts: Why doesn't the excrement shoveler eat it?

Before adopting the black raccoon, the host did a lot of homework. Before posting the post, he asked many professionals. He learned that the cat was afraid of starving to death, so he started raising himself. The host was very moved, but he was still afraid of the mouse. move!

So he pretended to be very happy, put on all his armor and laughed at the mouse, and then went out to sell meat the next day. Even if he only bought a little, he had to let the cats at home know that the excrement shoveler can support himself, and there is no need for mice.

The landlord finally concluded in the post: Before posting this post, I just received a performance from the property management company, saying that because of my cat, the mice in the community disappeared.

The ones below are all a group of haha ​​monsters, and said to expose the cats, they will help Ruan bald!

Before the host posted the post, there were still relatively few people adopting it. After the post became popular, more people came and adopted it. The kittens that Guan Tong’s family grew up were adopted one after another.

Compared with Guan Tong's pet store, Lan Yu's seed store is really just a decoration, and I haven't been there for a few days in a month. Although the door is open, the business is just like that.

When my uncle wants to buy seeds, he goes into the store by himself, weighs the seed, calculates the money, scans the QR code to pay, and then just speaks to Lan Yu.

The seed store has become a self-service shopping store without knowing it.

Lan Yu: I seem to be a waste shopkeeper?

Not only was Lan Yu promoted to become the trash shopkeeper, even the puppet hadn't done anything for a long time.

Lan Yu reflected deeply, tomorrow, no, the day after tomorrow, no, Lin Yuan from Uncle Ruian's family got married the day after tomorrow, starting from the day after tomorrow, sculpting for one hour a day, adding up a lot, and finishing an adult puppet in a month!

Ah!

Lan Yu made up her mind at this moment and set a flag!

The three of them greeted Guan Tong in a low voice when they passed by. Guan Tong raised his head, got up and smiled at Lan Yu and the others, and asked in a low voice what he was going to do.

Lan Yu replied that he was going to pick up snails.

Guan Tong nodded, pointed to the phone, "Call back."

Lan Yu; "Talk back."

The three of them passed by Guan Tong just like that, and the three of Lan Yu walked towards Xiaojianghe, while Guan Tong continued to squat on the phone and continued to dig the ground with the wooden stick in his hand.

Lan Yu didn't take the three of them to the snail-picking event to join in the fun, but came to the old willow where Qiao Deming was fishing.

Qiao Deming is a seasoned fishing master. The Chinese sturgeon in the back of Meiyuan Mountain was successfully transported away. The injuries were not very serious. The most serious ones have been treated and have now reached the ocean.

Seeing Qiao Deming, a retired boss, all the people in the fishery department slumped their shoulders and dared not say a word. Obviously, Qiao Deming was very powerful before he retired.

The leader was Qiao Deming's apprentice. Seeing the master grinning happily, he stepped forward and gave Qiao Deming a hug, "Master!"

Qiao Deming looked disgusted: "Tsk, go, you're covered in sweat."

Qiao Deming's apprentice: "Hey!"

Because of the Chinese sturgeon, Qiao Deming, his apprentice and colleagues from the former unit, did not come to fish under the old willow tree for three days.

This May Day holiday, some old friends asked him if he wanted to go fishing, but Qiao Deming shook his head and refused without thinking.

The people in the fishery department did not leave immediately after transporting the Chinese sturgeon. The origin of the Chinese sturgeon has been solved, but the origin of the mullet fish has not been explained clearly.

The rouge that Qiao Deming caught was also worthy of their attention, but after a long investigation, there was no result, so they put it aside for the time being.

Seeing Lan Yu, Que Ganhua and Gu Kai, Qiao Deming asked curiously, "Where is the handsome Hu Wei?"

Lan Yu rolled up her trousers and was about to go into the river when she heard this and replied, "I've got cramps."

Qiao Deming shook his head, and the fishing rod in his hand remained motionless: "I have leg cramps at a young age. Young people, they just like to eat ice and wear clothes that show their knees."

Lan Yu pursed her lips, with a smile in her eyes, "Yeah!"

Hu Wei's tail cramped.

Although there were no steps to the river when the old willow tree was built, there are still small paths. Que Ganhua and Gu Kai followed Lan Yu to the edge of the small river, carefully stepped on the protruding stones at the bottom of the river, and bowed their heads. I saw dense snails everywhere on the stone walls by the river bank.

Gu Kai stretched out his hand and was shocked: "So many?"

Lan Yu had already been bent over and began to touch, "This is a treasure land."

Everyone in the village knows that there are many snails.

Field snails are smaller than apple snails, darker in color, rounder in mouth, sharper in tail, and evenly threaded in each turn.

The three of them left a bucket for Qiao Deming, a big fisherman with a yearly subscription, and took the rest home.

Normally, the snails that are brought home need to be reared and spit out sand, but the water quality of the small river is clear now, and now adding a little oil and salt can make the snails vomit clean, and they can be fried and eaten on the same day.

The snails that spit out sand are first cleaned with a hard brush, and then the butt is cut.

Holding the pliers in his hand, Gu Kai grabbed a chubby [snail], "This snail doesn't have a butt?"

Lan Yu, who was clicking one by one, turned her head to look, amused, "This is a golden apple snail, put it next to it, and feed it to the chickens and ducks later."

"Oh?" Gu Kai looked at the golden apple snail in his hand. It was big, with a lighter shell, uneven thread distribution, a big head, and a bit flat screw mouth. The best thing to tell was that there was almost no butt, and the pliers were not Can not cut.

"This is the apple snail." Gu Kai looked down at the bucket of snails he had picked up, and there were several more apple snails. After picking them out, he picked up a snail that had been cleaned by Que Ganhua, cut off the butt with a click, and put it in the Set aside.

Que Ganhua was washing the ingredients, onion, ginger, garlic, pepper, bay leaves, and perilla leaves.

Stir-fried snails are very simple. Blanch the snails, heat the oil in a pan, add onion, ginger, garlic, chili, bay leaves and bean paste, pour in the snails, stir-fry on high heat, add perilla leaves, cooking wine and salt to taste, and finally thicken before cooking , Gorgon does not need to be too thick, a thin layer is enough.

The chili used is home-grown millet pepper, which is hot enough for Lan Yu.

When the snails were fried, Hu Wei came back, his tail was retracted, and his pants were changed.

After all, if the tail grows out, the previous pants must be scrapped.

After the physical examination, Hu Wei went to 002, and the reply was the same as before, and the spirit world he could go to was still not open.

He took out the frozen spirit beast grass juice from the refrigerator, and the few of them sat in the left wing and concentrated on the snails.

The snails are so fresh that you don’t even need a toothpick. You can eat tender and juicy snail meat in just a few strokes.

Cool!

Although there is not as much meat as the big snails in soup, this kind of fried snails is more delicious!

Can't stop one after another!

If it wasn't for Lan Qiao's return, Lan Yu would have almost forgotten the mission.

Lan Yu, whose hands were covered in red oil, tapped his head with his wrist, "System, accept the task!"

[Received the host! 】

The tone of the system that had been waiting for a long time revealed joy.

Bai Yunsong came here aboveboard this time, and as soon as the white smoke dissipated, he was urged by the Heavenly Dao of the Cultivation Continent to give him a good review.

Cultivation Continent Tiandao: "Praise, praise, praise! The spirit world is about to open, there is not enough manpower, the construction of the demon world needs to be started, and there are not enough people in the human world!"

Bai Yunsong: "..."

So you and the earth and heaven have a shortage of people and a lot of people, so you are so embarrassed?

Comprehension Dalu Tiandao: "I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense!"

Bai Yunsong heheed to the Dao of Heaven in the Cultivation Continent in his heart, but his mouth was unambiguous: "Praise."

[It is detected that Bai Yunsong has given the host a favorable comment, the task is completed, and the reward for comprehension mainland Tiandao modifying the 002 transmission system opportunity*1 has arrived at the host account, please pay attention to check. 】

Lan Yu noticed the impatience between the master's eyebrows, "Master?"

Bai Yunsong and Lan Qiao looked at each other, their eyes clashed for a while, and then sat on both sides of Lan Yu, Que Ganhua and the others silently moved aside.

Bai Yunsong rolled up his cuffs, with an air of otherworldliness, twisted a snail with his slender and fair fingers, Weiwei put it in his mouth with a frown, and gave a slight slap.

The salty, spicy taste that has never been tasted, plus the chewy snail meat.

Bai Yunsong's eyes lit up slightly, "It's delicious!"

Lan Qiao had already babbled, and rolled her eyes when she heard this, "Tsk!"

Pretend!

Seeing this, Lan Yu continued to talk about the snails with peace of mind, feeling as if she had forgotten something.

However, it doesn't seem to be very important compared to the snails?

Maybe?

After a while, Yan Qiong came with Tu Mianmian, Yin Zuozhao and Hu Wei's medical examination reports, and joined Suo Tianluo's team.

Tu Mianmian and Silver Claw Claw didn't watch the mermaid show, and they remembered Hu Wei's tail halfway, so they went to Lianshan, and taught Hu Wei how to put his tail away with what they knew.

It only took Hu Wei two hours to go from being unskilled at the beginning to being able to move freely.

Then a comprehensive physical examination was conducted, and the physical examination report showed that Hu Wei was a bit malnourished. To this, Tu Mianmian nodded and said, "It's normal. Nine tails need a lot of nutrition!"

Long hair absorbs more nutrients, not to mention the tail!

Rabbit Mianmian smelled the spicy smell of snails, drooling greedily, pulled Silver Claw to sit down quickly, rolled up his sleeves and started to eat.

If there were not enough snails prepared, it would not be enough for this group of people to eat.

On the side of 002's transmission system, the assistant guarding here discovered that 002 started by itself.

002: "Warning! Warning! The background is being modified!"

"The background modification is successful, and the earth practitioners who have entered the data will be automatically captured and sent!"

"Ding... I found a poor swordsman--Danxiu who is good at cooking in the dark--tempery Taoist--Buddhist who can't see through the world of mortals."

The assistant instantly thought of the four people stationed in the county seat, and before he could make a move, 002 moved faster than ever.

"As soon as the back door opened by the Dao of Heaven in the Comprehension Continent is opened, practitioners on Earth can freely teleport between the Earth and the Comprehension Continent through the 002 system!"

Assistant: "Wipe!"

Hurry up and call Yan Qiong.

Yan Qiong: "What's wrong?"

Assistant: "The teleportation function is turned on, but we still have to go through the back door!"

Yan Qiong grabbed the snail in her hand and stood up, "Back door?"

002 delivery system can go through the back door?

Lan Yu clapped his hands together, "I forgot to tell you, the new mission has a chance to modify 002's teleportation system as a reward!"

Although he knew well that this was a smuggling by the Heavenly Dao of the Cultivation Continent.

After all, they counted the functions of 002, but didn't count the rigidity of 002. The transfer quota is 250, and it would be maddening not to use any of them.

At least two months later, Xie Qiang and Xie Keng will have a chance after recovering from interstellar time and space. The Cultivation Continent will really be a nuisance if they don’t go through the back door. The opening of the spirit world requires a lot of resources. Now both the demon world and the human world need to be rebuilt in order to obtain resources.

Cultivators on the earth can't get through it, but Hu Wei can only go to the unopened spiritual world. Isn't this an endless loop!

Cultivation Continent is impossible without opening the back door.

Yan Qiong ran away after hearing what Lan Yu said, and turned around and asked, "Where are the guests from Interstellar Dimensions?"

Lan Yu was startled suddenly: "That's right!"

Naturally, if Ole, the matchmaker of the mermaid Ansu, is not in the old house, then it is possible that he is in the aquarium!

Lan Yu was going to visit the aquarium. Hu Wei and the others wanted to see the fun, so they took two steps. Que Ganhua and Gu Kai returned with basins and ran away. .

"Wait for me!"

Lan Yu looked back and saw the pots in the arms of the two of them, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Enough is enough for you!"

Que Ganhua: "The snail is so delicious, give me a taste!"

Lan Yu: "..."

Lan Yu thought while running, luckily what he ate this time was not fried small fish.

When Yan Qiong arrived, 002 had sent away the four people stationed neatly, without wasting the quota.

002: "The teleportation is on, and it has been sent to the Continent of Comprehension—Human Realm—Wan Qingzong."

The four people who were counting 50 were suddenly changed to another place. If Yan Qiong who arrived in time hadn't called them, the four probably thought they had fallen into a hallucination.

Yan Qiong: "Don't panic, the thing is like this..." Explained the part that can be said, in short, it is the establishment of diplomatic relations between the Huaguo of the Earth and the Cultivation Continent of the Other World, and now people are needed to help the friendship world rebuild, and they are selected people! "You made mistakes in the past, and you will be compensated after you come back."

The four people selected: "..."

Listen to your nonsense!

But the person is already in another world, the exercises in the body work automatically, and the abundant aura around is enough to prove that this is not the earth. With the addition of a Danxiu who watched the live broadcast, the four of them quickly understood their situation and calmed down. down.

Just when the big guys were thinking about what to do next, 002 said again: "The return is on!"

In the next second, the four of them solidified in front of Yan Qiong, and the cultivation bases of the four who had just established their foundations instantly rose to the point where they were about to form alchemy!

There was no need for Yan Qiong to say anything, the four of them enthusiastically surrounded Yan Qiong and went to the side to sign the contract.

A world full of aura is simply a paradise for cultivators, isn't it!

002 also gave a special transmission channel for earth cultivators, the assistant hurriedly wrote it down and reported it.

This side is temporarily settled, Lan Yu and others ran to the aquarium, and a group of people walked down the steps to the water surface.

I saw a strange man sitting in a wheelchair staring seriously at Ansu, a natural mermaid with green fishtail and green hair, and kissed with thin lips: "Are you sure you can make me pregnant?!"

An Su nodded heavily: "I can!"

Xiao Hei said, eight hundred treasures per child is fine!

They are fish!

Mermaids are fish too!