late night bistro

His heart is as cold as ice for thousands of years, and he feels a little guilty

In an instant, the air was still, the sneak shot was discovered, and Jiang Qiubai's whole body was stiff. This was simply the scene of a social death.

If you want to do this on the subway and bus, you will be arrested as an idiot.

But Shangshen probably doesn’t know what taking a photo is, right?

Hehe, he pretended to be calm and continued to look through the phone, as if he didn't care about the flashing light just now.

But Mo Ying is not a fool, he raised his head Shi Shiran, his gaze as sharp as a falcon, "What did you do just now?"

"No, I didn't do anything." Jiang Qiubai was trembling, but he didn't dare to lie, so he simply blew Rainbow farts to the end, "I just saw that Shangshen is extraordinary and handsome, so I couldn't resist taking a photo , I want to keep it as a souvenir.”

"What is a photo?" The ancient god who was out of touch with the times couldn't understand.

Jiang Qiubai handed over the phone, "Look, that's it. It's similar to the portraits in ancient times, but more realistic."

Because the candlelight was not bright enough, the mobile phone turned on the automatic fill light, and this was the accident of the flash.

To be honest, this picture is indeed beautiful, but because of the flash, it is a little distorted.

It is a failure.

Mo Ying looked at the photo on the phone screen and sneered, "It's not as handsome as this deity."

Jiang Qiubai: "..." Oh, this god is still narcissistic.

He smiled embarrassingly, "If you don't like it, I'll delete it."

Mo Ying looked at the phone again, then raised his head and glanced at Jiang Qiubai again, "Forget it, just keep it if you like it."

Jiang Qiubai was overjoyed, this god seemed to be an uneasy person on the surface, but he didn't expect his personality to be like this.

What's the matter with being a little weirdly cute, hahaha.

Jiang Qiubai secretly laughed in his heart, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

He was originally a cartoonist, but he hasn't been in the industry for a long time, and he doesn't have any outstanding works, so he is still an unknown street painter.

Drawing people's avatars and designing pictures for novelists, he can only pay 800 yuan at most, which is completely incomparable with the pictures of his brothers and sisters who often cost tens of thousands.

In fact, it's not that he has a problem with his painting skills. If you want him to prevent painting, he may be better than the original painting.

But here lies the crux. He has no works that he can produce, and the few pictures that are barely out of the circle will be criticized by insiders for lack of aura.

Now, when he looked at his tavern again, looked at the monstrous god in front of him, thought of the empress and the spirit master, and thought of the guests from other worlds that he might receive in the future, a terrifying thought sprang out. .

However, this matter has to be considered in the long term.

Safety first, money second.

Thinking of this, Jiang Qiubai didn't even care that Shangshen might have a free meal tonight, and even kindly gave him an extra serving of beef jerky.

"Shangshen, you eat first." Jiang Qiubai's rainbow fart took off, "Try a few more snacks, so I can prepare them anytime in the future."

Not only that, he also donated his own computer, found a Xianxia drama to play, and named it: Eating is too monotonous, watching dramas to pass the time.

After all, Mo Ying has lived for tens of thousands of years, so how could he not be able to see this affection.

But he didn't care too much.

Back then, ten thousand years ago, he was also worshiped by all people.

However, "This, this fairy tale drama is too fake." Mo Ying criticized mercilessly. If a mortal wants to become a fairy, unless there is a fairy family to replace him with a pair of fairy bones, otherwise he will only rely on some spiritual medicine, at most Learn a few low-level spells.

"You're right." Jiang Qiubai didn't care. The TV series itself is fabricated. Who would have thought that there are real gods. He smiled and said, "Just read it as if you can move it, just for fun." Mo Ying No more comments.

It's just that he gradually became fascinated after watching it. This TV series is much more interesting than those previous books about fairies descending to earth and making a private life with scholars.

Seeing that it was almost dawn, Jiang Qiubai yawned until his eyes were blurred with tears, and those doggy eyes looked more and more pitiful.

Mo Ying looked up like this, and his eyes were indeed more eye-catching. His heart was as cold as ice for thousands of years, and he felt a little guilty, but he forgot that ordinary people need to sleep.

Being a mortal is really troublesome.

Thinking that I ate a lot of other people's food tonight, and I can't eat for free, with five fingers flying, a pill the size of a thumb fell into the palm of my hand.

"This is for you." Mo Ying accurately threw the elixir into Jiang Qiubai's palm.

As soon as the words fell, Mo Ying's figure disappeared into the tavern at dawn, and then, the illusion set by Mo Ying gradually disappeared, and the decoration style of punk petty bourgeoisie was restored.

Jiang Qiubai was so sleepy, when he saw Mai Lisu in his hand, the disgust on his face almost overflowed.

What does God mean by this?Such a big plate of chocolates, but one left for him?Just so stingy?

He carefully recounted his performance since he saw Mo Ying, and he shouldn't be able to find any faults. After thinking about it, forget it, let's eat free food.

After taking good care of God, are you afraid that you will not make money in the future?

With a slight flick of his hand, the chocolate in his hand fell roundly into the small dish on the table.

I'm too sleepy. Let's clean up after I wake up.

He must sleep in the dark today.

But the reality didn't make him do what he wanted.

In the middle of the noon, Jiang Qiubai was soundly asleep when he heard Kang's incessant howling.

He yelled in a daze, "Don't overwhelm Kang, stop arguing, your father is still sleeping."

He filled up the cat food and water before going to bed, and he didn't know what he was arguing about.

If it was in normal times, if you overwhelmed Kang and heard the tone of the excrement shovel officer, he would definitely be honest.

After all, they have lived together for more than ten years, even if they don't understand what the shit-shoveling officer said, they can still get the general idea from the shit-shoveling officer's tone.

But what awaited Jiang Qiubai today was a howl that overwhelmed Kang even more tragically, even worse than a female cat in spring in March.

Jiang Qiubai was a little angry at first, but after listening for a while, he realized something was wrong.

Ji Ling got up from the bed, without any clothes on, and walked out quickly to find the cat.

I saw that on the booth where Mo Ying was sitting last night, lying on the sofa with his feet overwhelmed by Kang Kang, he kept kicking his legs and howling, looking extremely uncomfortable.

Jiang Qiubai saw the empty plate on the table, and the chocolate left by God had disappeared, his mind went blank, and he woke up immediately after dozing off.

Although Overwhelming Kang is a rural cat, he used to eat a lot of things in the countryside, but he only ate meat or bones, and didn't eat anything else.

That's why he dared to put down the chocolate on the table.

He still remembered that in the middle of the night last night, when he was eating by himself, he accidentally dropped a ball on the ground, which overwhelmed the Kang and used it as a toy ball.

Why did he eat the only chocolate on the table today?

Jiang Qiubai was so frightened that his legs were weak, but now is not the time for his knees to be weak. He calmly comforted Kang Kang, then found a cat bag, contacted the nearest pet hospital, and then rushed out.

Don't be surprised if you overwhelm Kang, it is not a pet to Jiang Qiubai, it is his closest family member.

"Eat chocolate?" The doctor at the pet hospital couldn't bear it either.

Cats who ate chocolate would vomit and have diarrhea in mild cases, and even die in severe cases. If they were discovered in time, they were fine, and most of them could be saved, but they still had to suffer.

Jiang Qiubai was in a hurry, "I just ate a piece of Mai Lisu."

It's not bad, the amount is not large, and the veterinarian has a clue, "Do a checkup first."

Only after the examination can a decision be made to induce vomiting, medication, or other treatment methods.

Overwhelmed by Kang and being carried in, Jiang Qiubai was as anxious as a husband waiting for his wife to give birth outside the delivery room.

More than ten minutes later, the doctor came out with a strange expression on his face, "Are you sure you ate chocolate? I just checked and the cat is in good health."

Jiang Qiubai was taken aback for a moment, he suddenly thought that overwhelming Kang might be using that piece of chocolate as a toy ball, and he didn't know where it went.

But what about that tragic and painful howl?So he was more inclined to overwhelm Kang and eat that chocolate.

He asked uncertainly: "Is it really healthy? When he was at home, he screamed terribly."

The doctor shook his head, "No problem, your orange cat is well-raised. Although it is a little too fat, there are no problems with all body functions."

He is also a little strange, logically speaking, this orange cat weighs more than 20 kilograms. Under normal circumstances, even if there is no major problem, it is definitely impossible for the body to be so healthy.

Jiang Qiubai was stupefied. Overwhelming Kang is 13 years old. He usually pays great attention to his health. He always takes Overwhelming Kang for check-ups on a regular basis.

At that time, the doctor said that Kang was too fat, which caused some kind of heart disease. He had been taking medicine for a long time, and only improved during the reexamination.

Therefore, it is impossible to have all the functions of the body as the doctor said.

He talked about overwhelming Kang's medical history and his own doubts.

The doctor was also a little confused, but there was no possibility of mistakes in the examination equipment. He thought for a while, "If you are worried, you can go to another hospital for another examination."

Jiang Qiubai did not suspect that the doctors in this pet hospital were quack doctors, because this hospital had a very good reputation.

But just to be on the safe side, he took Overwhelming Kang and changed to another hospital.

The result was the same, Kang Kang was very healthy.

The lady at the pet hospital also joked, "We just checked very carefully. Your orange cat should be only two or three years old. It's an upright man and very healthy, but the hair is not very good. It looks like a teenager. It's an old cat, give him a hair care when you have time."

She was treating Overwhelmed Kang as an adopted stray cat.

But Jiang Qiubai was startled when he heard that Overwhelming Kang was only two or three years old. No one knew about Overwhelming Kang's age better than him.

He suddenly thought of Mo Ying, thought of today's experience, and suddenly realized.

It must be that the Mai Lisu was tainted with the fairy spirit of the Shangshen, otherwise why would the Shangshen specially leave a piece of chocolate for him?

Maybe this bit of immortal energy is paid by the gods?

Apparently he never suspected that it wasn't chocolate at all.

The author says:

Do you have a cutie with a cat?

The author has two cats, although they are both picked up, but they are so cute.

Hahaha.