late night bistro

Do you want to pee or do you want to hmm?

Yu Keke didn't know the purchasing power of 300 million in this world, so he didn't know whether 300 million was more or less.

"300 million can probably buy three or four hundred mobile phones in your hand." Jiang Qiubai explained.

Only then did Yu Keke have a concrete understanding, "Boss Jiang, can I share 150 million with you? Treat it as my rent and living expenses here, and if there is more, treat it as a gift from me. ?"

Without Boss Jiang, there would be no him now, and he might have died on the beach.

Jiang Qiubai originally wanted to refuse, he is not short of money now, the little mermaid is so pitiful, and he doesn't want to accept money from the little mermaid.

"Accept it, Boss Jiang." Yan Shen, who was reading variety show materials, persuaded distractedly, "Ke Ke needs to live with you for the time being, and I also ask you to buy some clothes and daily necessities for Ke Ke."

If you don't accept anything, Ke is an adult fish and he will be under psychological pressure.

Yu Keke looked at Jiang Qiubai with stubborn eyes, Jiang Qiubai had no choice but to accept him with a nod, but he was thinking about how to make Keke live more comfortably with him.

As for the remaining money, Yu Ke wants to buy gifts for everyone.

However, he wanted to give everyone a surprise, so he won't say it now.

Full of wine and food.

Jiang Qiubai looked at the time, "Are you sending Ke Ke to the treatment cabin now?"

Yan Shen also meant the same thing. Ke Ke's injury is too serious, and it will take at least ten hours to fully recover. Now lie down in it, and it should be healed by tomorrow evening.

Yu Keke twisted her body, and asked embarrassingly, "Can I go to the bathroom first before treatment?"

Both Yan Shen and Jiang Qiubai felt that they were negligent.

Although Ke Ke was a mermaid, she was an adult after all, and they subconsciously ignored such things as going to the toilet.

Now it is estimated that I have held back for a long time, so I am too embarrassed to speak to them.

Taking Yu Keke to the bathroom must be done by Yan Shen. There are two bathrooms in the tavern, one is the public bathroom, and the other is Jiang Qiubai's small bathroom.

However, they all have one thing in common, that is, they are all squatting pits and there is no toilet.

When the tavern was redecorated, the original version decided to design the public toilet as a toilet, but it was rejected by Jiang Qiubai.

To be honest, many toilets in public places are now toilets, but in fact the hygienic standards of public toilets are not up to the requirements, and it is not possible to prepare enough disposable toilet seats.

How dirty would it be if everyone used their butts to sit on the toilet?Also susceptible to disease.

Even if you wipe it back and forth with a paper towel, you can't completely eliminate the virus.

Therefore, from the point of view of Jiang Qiubai, who is slightly obsessed with cleanliness, the toilet in the public restroom is a very tasteless thing, causing him to squat every time he uses the toilet in the public restroom.

It is better to squat in the pit, it is clean and convenient.

But Jiang Qiubai still kept a bathroom for the disabled, and there was indeed a toilet.

It's just that the bathroom has never been used, and Jiang Qiubai hasn't cleaned it up. Now it's full of dust, so it must not be used.

Yan Shen carried Yu Keke into the cubicle of the public restroom. He looked at the squatting hole and fell into a deep depression for a moment.

Yu Keke also noticed it, and her face flushed immediately.

Now his body is completely covered with gauze, even if he can barely stand up with his fish tail, Yan Shen can't let Yan Shen carry him to the bathroom, right?

However, he was about to suffocate to death, what should we do?

Yan Shen's expression was also a little uncomfortable, "Ahem, Keke, do you want to hmm or hush?"

"Shush is fine." Yu Keke blushed and said in a low voice, "We mermaids seldom do, maybe it's because the body structure is different."

Yan Shen hummed, "Then I'll support you, you stand up with your tail, and then you lean back against me? I'll turn my head away, is that okay?"

There is no other way now, it seems that I still have to ask Boss Jiang to find a way, otherwise Ke Ke will not be able to go to the toilet if he is not here.

Yu Keke's face was almost blushing, Xiao Xiao nodded, agreeing to Yan Shen's proposal.

Yan Shen also had red ears and pointed ears, "Then what, the one of your mermaid is in front?"

He had to find a suitable posture and angle for Coco to stand up, and he had to remove part of the gauze on Coco's body.

"Of course it's in the front." Is there any creature that grows in the back?

And not the tail.

Relying on Yan Shen, Yu Keke forced himself to stand up with his tail, "I, I, I can do it myself, you should turn around quickly."

Yan Shen also has no habit of peeking at other people's peeing, let alone helping others pee, so he turns around silently, but he is unavoidably curious about the physiological structure of mermaids.

In order to divert his attention, he silently counted Coco's height.

He is an omega, with a height of 185. In their world, it is difficult to find an alpha for such an omega. It is too tall, almost catching up with most alphas.

Keke Yu is beside him, standing with her fish tail, basically just above his shoulders, and after careful calculation, Keke is only about 1.7 meters long.

Such a cute height, which can make people feel protective.

Yu Keke was already taking off the gauze on his body, but the gauze was wrapped too much and layered on top of each other, he couldn't find a clue for a while.

After a few minutes, Yan Shen didn't hear the sound of hissing, and he couldn't help worrying, he was afraid that the little mermaid would not dare to speak out when he encountered any difficulties because of his shyness.

So he turned his head and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong..." Convenient?

As soon as he turned his head, maybe it was driven by his curiosity, or maybe it was because Yu Keke's hand was moving below him all the time, his eyes unconsciously looked at Yu Keke's lower body.

As a result, I happened to watch Coco take out a small thing from the dark green scales, it was pink and tender, so cute...

Yan Shen felt that he might be sick, even if he is an omega and Keke is a mermaid, but they are both boys, how could he think that another boy's place is cute?

I even want to get started and try the feel.

Being sick, Yan Shen felt that he was seriously ill.

"Hush-shh-shh-" the sound of water splashing.

Yu Keke couldn't hold it anymore, even if Yan Shen saw it, he couldn't hold it anymore, he just wanted to pee as fast as he could.

Anyway, when they were in the sea, they used to find a place where no one was around to solve it secretly, but there were still some fish and shrimps watching around.

Forget it, let him think that Yan Shen is just a fish and shrimp watching onlookers.

This urination lasted long enough, Yu Keke took a long time to urinate, and immediately wrapped the gauze back after urinating.

It's strange, I didn't wear any clothes in the sea before, everyone was naked, with a bare tail, and occasionally I would weave a grass skirt for myself on a whim.

But now he just feels uncomfortable being naked in front of Yan Shen.

It seems that he still has to ask Boss Jiang to help him buy some clothes.

If the gauze hadn't been wrapped tightly enough, Yan Shen would definitely be able to see Yu Keke's whole body turned red, and even the dark green fish tail was stained red because of shyness.

"Yes, it's fine, brother Yan Shen." Yu Keke didn't dare to look Yan Shen in the eyes, "Let's go out."

Yan Shen didn't speak, and silently hugged Yu Keke.

It's just that of these two people, one blushing so familiarly, and the other's ears are bleeding, they still attracted everyone's attention.

The empress, Xu Ruoqing, and Jiang Qiubai exchanged a tacit look with each other.

"Should we start the treatment now?" Yu Keke felt so ashamed and embarrassed, he didn't want to continue chatting with his friends.

He wants to shut himself up for a while.

Yan Shen also felt that the atmosphere was uncomfortable, so he opened the treatment cabin, and gently put Coco in it, "After I close the cabin door later, there will be healing liquid inside your body, don't be afraid, it won't flood you head that can breathe."

"I'm a mermaid, I can breathe even in water." Yu Keke said softly, "Brother Yan Shen, don't worry, see you tomorrow."

Yan Shen paused, "I'm sorry Ke Ke, I may not be able to come over tomorrow, there are some things that need to be resolved."

Yu Keke was a little disappointed, but still very understanding, "Then see you next time."

Yan Shen hooked the corners of his mouth, leaned over slightly, and gently kissed Yu Keke's forehead.

This kiss does not contain any charm, does not contain any love, it is just a kiss full of distress and comfort, "Ke Ke good night."

"Brother Yan Shen is also good night."

The treatment cabin was closed, and Coco's state could be observed from the small window, and after confirming that the treatment liquid had passed Coco's body, Coco also fell into a deep sleep, and Yan Shen returned to the booth.

Several people in the booth looked at him strangely.

Yan Shen: "This is?"

Especially the empress and Xu Ruoqing, did this Yan Shen kiss Yu Keke just now?

Isn't this really taking advantage of others?

Shouldn't kissing this kind of thing, even if it's forehead kissing, be something that husband and wife can only do after closing the door?

How could he kiss someone's forehead in front of them and in public?

Jiang Qiubai is a good modern person, "Hehehe, you don't need to think too much, in our world, there are face-to-face gifts in the West, this is very normal, and kissing is a very common thing. You don’t need to be surprised by the matter.”

The Empress and Xu Ruo calmed down.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Yan." The empress is worthy of being the mother of a country, she can bend and stretch, "We are not allowed to kiss others casually, so I was really rude when I stared at you just now."

Xu Ruoqing also nodded, "Sorry, I'm sorry."

Yan Shen rarely showed a smile to them, "Don't worry, every world has its customs or customs, just respect each other."

Perhaps with the bond of Yu Keke, the two ancient people and the future man Yan Shen finally have a common topic, and the atmosphere of getting along is more harmonious.

Jiang Qiubai was very pleased to see it, and he hoped that everyone could get along well, like a family.

No matter what grievances or difficulties you encounter in your own world, I hope this tavern can become a safe haven for everyone.

Involuntarily, he glanced at Mo Ying who was still downloading TV series and novels.

When will Mo Ying really open up and sit down and chat with everyone?

It is also difficult to think about it. After all, they are gods and have been incensed by mortals, so their identities are not equal.

"Jiang...Xiaobai." Mo Ying felt Jiang Qiubai's burning gaze, and for some reason, his back was sweating, "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Qiubai, who was peeking, was caught and smiled awkwardly, but what is Jiang Xiaobai's name?

He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that Mo Ying had never called him by his name, and occasionally called him "Little Boss", so why did he suddenly want to call him by his name now?

Jiang Qiubai couldn't figure it out, and didn't ask, he sat next to Mo Ying, "Mo Ying, can I ask you something?"

"Say." Still cherish words like gold.

"It's like this, isn't it because you are afraid of overwhelming Kang?" Jiang Qiubai said embarrassedly: "You said that you might not come here recently, so I thought, can you take the overwhelming Kang back to raise for a few days? I will use the food Everything is ready for you."

"Yes." Mo Ying had nothing to hesitate.

He used to like these little beasts, but they were afraid of him. Later, because of various opportunities, those little beasts became demon cultivators, or half-demons, and they would tell him that they wanted to leave to practice for various reasons. He didn't want to stay in his Asgard to entertain him at all.

But this fat cat is different. It has never been afraid of itself, and even dares to grind its claws on itself.

Just like his master, he is timid and timid, but sometimes he is too courageous, the fat cat dares to ride him, just like this little boss, he dares to hug his waist.

Tsk, let's raise it for a few days, and there is plenty of aura in the fairy palace, so it's good for this fat cat to stay for a while.

With God's consent, Jiang Qiubai happily went to prepare things.

Canned cat food and a cat litter box are essential. You can't let Da Dao Kang piss in Moying's house.

Of course, there is no shortage of things to prepare for Mo Ying.

At this time, he was glad that he lived in a big city, and there were takeaways available 24 hours a day, and he bought some fruits and snacks for Mo Ying.

Mo Ying put it back into his Qiankun bag and looked at the time, "Then the deity will leave first, and if you have something, you can use the bronze mirror to find me."

Jiang Qiubai nodded, "See you next time, God."

Mo Ying felt a little familiar when he heard this sentence. Isn't this what the mermaid said to the future man just now?

With his back stiffened, he silently disappeared into the tavern with an overwhelmed Kang.

Yan Shen is still reading modern film and television materials, especially various variety shows. He watches them at twice the speed with relish, which StarCraft does not have.

StarCraft's entertainment industry has only started for a few years, and he is considered the second batch of people in the entertainment industry. Because of his appearance and personality, he has had the same scenery in the past few years.

If it weren't for the exposure of his gender, he should be able to go further.

But now, he has a different plan for his future.

"Shu'er, Shu'er..." The empress, who was downloading various agricultural equipment materials, suddenly heard her husband calling her.

This is..?This is how the same thing?

How could she hear the emperor calling her in the tavern?

"Empress, you are in a dream now, probably Brother Mu is calling you." Jiang Qiubai said, "Why don't you go back and have a look? Don't be in a hurry."

The Empress Dowager thought so too.

In the past, the emperor didn't know the secrets of the tavern, and stayed in her Fengwu Palace at night. If she wanted to come to the tavern, she would wait for the emperor to fall asleep before falling asleep.

But since they went to the world of women, the emperor knew the secret of the tavern, so she naturally didn't hide it. If she wanted to come to the tavern at night, she would tell the emperor in advance.

What's going on tonight?Why did the emperor suddenly wake up?Still call her?

Something must have happened.

The empress packed up the tablet, and turned into another rough emerald stone, "Boss Jiang, Ah Qing, and Mr. Yan, I'll go back today, see you next time."

After finishing speaking, she hurriedly walked towards the teleportation array.

Jiang Qiu rolled his eyes and quickly handed over a power bank, "This is for charging the tablet. It can be charged for two or three times. If it runs out of battery, remember to bring it with you next time."

Swish, the teleportation array disappeared.

Xu Ruoqing's eyes were full of worry, "I don't know what happened to Sister Shu."

"It shouldn't be a big problem." Jiang Qiubai thought for a while, and then joked with an adult, "Maybe Brother Mu is lonely late at night?"

After all, Xu Ruoqing was still a simple boy, and when he heard such words, he blushed with embarrassment, so he could only bury his head and continue downloading his own materials and TV series.

Yan Shen's acceptance is good, he has never been so clearly aware for a moment that this tavern is real, and the people in these different worlds are so vivid.

"Boss Jiang, I have one more thing to ask of you." Yan Shen conjured up a metal bracelet with his backhand. To the opponent, it is to emit an electric current and accurately hit the bad guy."

In their world, almost everyone has one omega, but this thing is like a chicken rib to him.

Unless his pheromones are reckless and alphas are lured by his pheromones, there will be no alphas who will attack him, an omega that is more A than alphas.

At that time, who will mark who is not sure, heh!

Jiang Qiubai confiscated it, "I know you want to ask me to take care of Ke Ke. You don't need to tell me about this, I will do it. Ke Ke will recover tomorrow and may have difficulty moving. I have ordered a wheelchair and it will arrive tomorrow."

He smiled and pointed to the bracelet, "We have a society ruled by law, and... um... we haven't reached the point where homosexuals are free, and no one will attack men."

Yan Shen gave him a playful look, then took back the bracelet, "Then I'll leave it to you."

He taught Jiang Qiubai how to operate the treatment cabin.

The design of Interstellar is very simple, and Jiang Qiubai will be able to do it soon, "Can this treatment cabin know about stroke?"

If possible, Second Grandpa wouldn't have to wait for God's marrow washing pill.

Yan Shen shook his head, "In our world, almost all these diseases have been eradicated genetically, and very few people get sick, so this treatment cabin can only treat trauma."

In the ABO world, even if everyone can control their pheromones, there are inhibitors for estrus or susceptible periods.

But it is inevitable that there will be alphas who want to use their pheromones to control other omega, and omega have long learned to use tools to resist.

This thing happens many times every year, so there are quite a lot of people who are traumatized.

Jiang Qiubai was not disappointed when he heard that, anyway, there is still God in everything.

After Yan Shen finished downloading the materials, he went to see Ke Ke again, and then left.Now there are only Jiang Qiubai and Xu Ruoqing left in the shop, and two busy robots.

"Boss Jiang, I suddenly thought of something." Xu Ruoqing was absent-minded, he was a little dazed, "Did Brother Mu eat that baby fruit?"

Jiang Qiubai was taken aback for a moment before realizing, "You mean, there is a result tonight?"

Otherwise, according to Brother Mu's character, how could he wake up the empress at night?

Xu Ruoqing and Jiang Qiubai looked at each other with affirmation in their hearts.

This is their common expectation.

Xu Ruoqing thought that he had to speed up his investigation of those who had eaten fruit and had children.

Jiang Qiubai also thought that it was not easy to breastfeed children in ancient times, he had to think about some baby products, and he had to prepare them in advance, so as not to be in a hurry.

In Fengwu Palace, the Empress opened her eyes, holding a silver tablet and a white power bank in her hands.

As her bedside person, Mu Jingze naturally saw something suddenly protruding from his Shuer's hand. This must be another rare item brought back from the tavern, but at the moment he has no time to take care of these otherworldly items.

"Shu'er." Under the dim candlelight, Mu Jingze's face turned pale.

The empress regained her senses, and immediately sat up, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?"

"Shu'er, I feel a severe stomachache."

After dinner, Mu Jingze felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, but he didn't pay much attention to it. He only thought that it might be because he ate a few more mouthfuls and couldn't digest it. Never mind.

But he fell asleep in the middle of the night, and the pain in his stomach became more and more serious, which directly woke him up.

Originally, he wanted to call the imperial physician directly to take a look, but he suddenly thought of the fruit he ate some time ago.

That baby fruit, the young master of the Female Venerable World had explained to them that after eating it, they would be able to have a baby soon, usually within one month, they would definitely be able to find out that they were pregnant.

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to call the imperial doctor over casually, so he could only wake up Shu'er so that the two could discuss it.

Now that you have a baby, it is impossible not to be checked by the imperial physician.

It's just that the fact that the king of a country is pregnant must never be spread, and no one should know, not even the imperial physician.

The Empress hardly hesitated, "Let's summon the imperial physician first, saying that it is my body that is unwell, and the imperial physician will draw a silk thread to diagnose the pulse. We just need to lie on the bed. Through the curtain, he can't see who it is."

The emperor also meant the same thing.

The imperial physicians in the palace were on call almost around the clock, the emperor called urgently, and the two imperial physicians rushed to Fengwu Palace with their medicine boxes before they had time to get dressed.

The author says:

Yan Shen's LSP has really hammered.

The author who is 1.5 meters five jumped up and gave the cuties a meh.