Today's Air God is also saving the world

Wild Rose: @tuna mayonnaise Blind Health You have discovered Huadian.

Both cats and dogs: @tuna mayonnaise senpai really discovered something amazing.

School doctor: When will I bring it back for a look?You can't be too scumbag.

Get off work on time: The congratulatory gift will be delivered after get off work.

It's Panda: It turns out that Mr. Wutiao likes curses.No wonder I always rejected suitors before and have been single until now.

Gojo Satoru looked at a row of acquaintances below who were discussing livelyly when he would bring people back, and when would he hold the wedding?They even discussed, what to give as a gift then?Then it got crooked again, is he the one below?And then did he go transgender?

Gojo Satoru looked at those comments, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared. Since he started reading the news, his expression changed from joyful and excited to stiff and dignified, and finally turned into a subway grandfather looking at his phone.

No, little brothers, how on earth did you find so many things from such a pure photo?It's outrageous to think about tens of thousands of messages.

The more he looked at it, the worse he felt. Gojo Satoru simply turned off his phone and ignored those things. When he looked at the few people again, the ghost lamp and Bai Ze had already ceased fighting for a while.

Now the three of them looked at him curiously, wanting to know what happened just now to make his expression so weird.

Gojo Satoru pretended nothing happened, and he emptied all the things he saw just now as garbage from his head with one click, then looked at Monkey King and asked calmly, "So Wukong-chan has a way to deal with this curse?"

Sun Wukong looked at the two people who were standing together, their swords were on the verge of breaking out, "It's very simple. Just find the person who cast the curse."

Gojo Satoru shrugged, "The problem now is that there is no way to find that person, and I don't know whether he left this world, or used something that this world doesn't have to hide his existence."

Sun Wukong shook his tail: "If this is the case, I can only endure it for seven days. I don't know much about curses, and this is not a kind of damage spell. It only makes people share with another cursed person." No, you don’t have to worry about it hurting your body.”

Gojo Satoru listened, and carefully looked at Ghost Lamp and Bai Ze with his six eyes for a while, and then he didn't see any useful solutions, "Although I am a magician, this curse is from the outside world. This is the first time I have seen such a useless curse."

Indeed, the curses on their side are not the same as this one. Their curses are basically offensive, which can cause death or physical decline of people or cursed spirits, and they also curse someone to be born alone.

But this kind of control requires close contact between two people, and it is somewhat incomprehensible if the two cursed people are not in harmony.

If it is a couple, or a crush, this situation is still excusable, but what is the purpose of tying two deadly enemies together?Disgusting each other?

Thinking of this, Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes, not without this possibility.

After listening to the conversation between the two, Ghost Lantern looked at Bai Ze with disgust and said, "Tsk, this is going to be troublesome. With this stupid beast around, I can't handle my business properly."

Bai Ze, who was still thinking quietly, retorted dissatisfiedly in an instant: "Hey! I'm the one who is in big trouble, okay! Walking with you, an evil spirit, the girls were all scared away. And with You're such a big light bulb, I don't even have time to date them."

Hearing these words, Ghost Lamp's usual ferocious face showed a little subtle joy, and there was an obvious smile in his tone, "Oh? It seems that I also solved a big problem for the girls. Beast scum. "

The moment Bai Ze was told by him, he became mad, and he shouted angrily, "Damn it! Who is playing the prank behind the scenes! If you let me know, I won't give him any more blessings from Ruishou Already!"

"Do you think it's just a prank?" Gojo Satoru tilted his head and looked at Bai Ze's frantic expression. He felt that this guy's temper seemed really good.

Even being cursed like this was just revenge at this level, and he hadn't taken advantage of the ghost lamp from the process of pinching him just now, but his feeling towards the ghost lamp didn't seem to be hatred.

If other people were treated like that by the ghost lamp, they would have hated him long ago.How could it be that they just pinched each other without pain, and then opened this page safely.

"After all, he's a white pig, and he doesn't have extra brains to think." Gui Deng calmly followed Gojo Wu's words, taking it as an explanation for Bai Ze.

Bai Ze reached out his hand angrily and grabbed the ghost lamp by the collar of his continuous vicious remarks. The distance between him and the ghost lamp was so close that it could be said that it would stick to his face in the next second, but he didn't notice it at all. No, still yelling at him angrily, "Woman brat! Evil ghost! It's too deceitful!"

Ghost Lantern looked at him grabbing his hand, he couldn't see what he was thinking on his calm face, he raised his hand and gently held his wrist, and then Sun Wukong and the others heard a broken bone "click~ "The voice rang in the air.

Accompanied by Bai Ze's scream, Ghost Lantern replied calmly: "Bai Dolphin, stupid beast, I am a ghost."

"Oh! Oh! Oh!!!" The pieces of snapdragon planted on the side suddenly shouted neatly, and their bodies swayed neatly from side to side, looking a little weird and disgusting.

Hearing this cry, Monkey King suddenly thought of a good idea. He pointed to the snapdragons and said, "Don't make a noise, even they are trying to persuade you."

"And since there is no way to untie it now, why don't you do it well..." Sun Wukong was stunned as if he had heard something suddenly, and then he continued: "Dragon Ball told me that the way to untie it is intimate contact."

When he said this, Sun Wukong's expression was a little hesitant, after all, this intimate contact was a bit too intimate.

It was a path he had never thought of.

"Oh?" Gui Deng tilted his head to look at Sun Wukong's expression, and asked, "Intimate contact?"

Bai Ze looked at Sun Wukong with a bad feeling in his heart, he hesitated and said, "How close? If it's too close, I can't accept it."

Monkey King flicked his tail behind him, and said with a wandering gaze, "The intimacy between husband and wife."

After getting this answer, Ghost Lamp frowned tightly, and he asked in a low voice, "Why is this condition?"

At this moment, his heart was full of puzzlement, and he didn't know what kind of mood he was in. The person who cast the curse would put such a strange curse on him and Bai Ze, the well-known rivals.

Sun Wukong raised his head and thought for a moment before explaining: "It is said that this is because the person who created this curse created it just to disgust one person. This curse was put on a pair of people who hate each other, and it will last seven days. They need to face each other day and night."

Gui Deng sighed, "It seems that we can only wait for seven days."

Bai Ze couldn't help but agree with his statement, then nodded and said in agreement: "That's right, it's already hard to be with this evil spirit, and it's a nightmare to be more intimate."

Gui Deng squinted his eyes and looked at him with a gloomy look. This kind of look made Bai Ze subconsciously raise his hands to protect his face, for fear that if he took a step too late, he would be poked blind by the ghost lamp.

Gui Deng tilted his head and clicked his tongue, and then the hand held by Bai Ze slammed hard, throwing Bai Ze over his shoulder to the ground, and in an instant a human-shaped pothole appeared on the ground.

Bai Ze forcefully pulled himself out of the pit. After getting up, he cursed the evil spirit. After that, he neither chose to fight back nor felt particularly angry about it.

After picking off the soil and grass leaves from his body, he sighed softly: "I say you. Can you stop being so childish every time."

Hearing these words, Ghost Lamp didn't react at all. He stared at the hands that were still held together. His dark eyes made it impossible to guess what he was thinking.

However, this look only made Bai Ze feel the hairs on his back, and he always felt that the next second he would yell at Barus again, and then break his hand again.

Fortunately, Gojo Satoru spoke in time to save the embarrassing atmosphere between them, "Since you all don't want to do shameful things, let's talk about it in seven days."

Bai Ze, who was finally rescued from the atmosphere just now, quickly nodded in agreement with this statement, and the ghost lamp on the side naturally had the only choice to agree.

Gojo Satoru glanced at them and asked, "So, are you going to stay in this world now?"

Ghost Lantern shook his head, "No, another day will be the Yulan Festival, I will go back to watch the jailers, and urge them to work when the dawn arrives."

Bai Ze complained silently at the side: "This guy is a workaholic, and he has to work overtime on days off. I haven't finished my blissful full moon and my medicine list. But with this guy, I probably don't have time to do it."

Gojo Satoru was very interested in the full moon of bliss he was talking about, so he asked, "Is the full moon of bliss a pharmacy? Because you have a strong herbal smell, and you just mentioned the medicine list."

Bai Ze nodded, thinking about too many girls recently, resulting in insufficient turnover, he took the initiative to say, "I'm still a very good Chinese medicine doctor. You can come to me for medical treatment and medicine."

Ghost Lantern added for everyone: "Although the mouth of this divine beast is not trustworthy, I have to admit that his knowledge is very profound, no matter what it is."

Wujo Wujo looked at Bai Ze thoughtfully. He had heard words like "sacred beast" from the ghost lamp before, and adding the name "Bai Ze", it was hard not to think of the auspicious animal Bai Ze in the oriental legend. It is said that Bai Ze Ze is omniscient, able to see through the past and know the future.

Although he hasn't seen it yet, Bai Ze's temper is really good.

Well, the body's repair ability is also super easy to use. If humans were treated like ghost lamps, they would probably have to wear plaster for a few months.

Of course, this is without using non-scientific powers such as reversal spells.

After thinking about it, he asked with a bright smile what kind of medicinal materials were sold, and what diseases could be cured?

Bai Ze took out the Golden Elixir in front of the ghost lamp with a bright smile. It was a shiny golden pill that looked like a gemstone, "It can cure most diseases, and it is the panacea of ​​the Eastern Kingdom." .”

Ghost Lantern looked at the golden elixir in his hand and said calmly: "It turns out that it has already been refined."

Hearing his words, Bai Ze suddenly smiled smugly, his naturally affectionate eyes were bent into crescent moons, and there seemed to be golden stars shining behind him, "Yes, this is your order, the cost of the Golden Elixir is 5000RMB, a total of 10 yen."

Ghost Lantern lowered his brows, "So you raised the price without authorization again."

"Isn't it the same price that I give you all the time? But it is indeed a little bit more expensive than other people's purchases." As he spoke, Bai Ze stretched out his hand, making a gap between his thumb and index finger to show that he What you said is true.

Fortunately, Gui Deng knew his temper, and did not entangle with him too much on this issue. After he neatly collected the things and paid, he looked at the two Monkey Kings who were staying aside, "If you don't mind, Tomorrow's Yu Lan Festival, the two of you can come to hell to play."

"On that day, all the dead will return to the present world, and the jailers have nothing to do, so they will have a day off to celebrate."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong regained his energy immediately, and he asked excitedly, "Is there anything delicious?"

"Yes. At that time, the street will be full of gourmet food and food. You can take the membership card given to you and eat on the street until the end of the street. All the expenses will be covered by hell."

"Oh? Thank you so much!" Sun Wukong heard that he could eat from the street to the end of the street. In an instant, small flowers appeared around him happily, and he flicked his tail behind him. It seemed that he could only wait for the next moment. Arrived on the day of Yu Lan Festival.

"So that card can still be used in hell, so is there any other use?" Gojo Satoru wanted to ask this question before, but he forgot last time. This time, the ghost lamp happened to be brought up, so he can also ask Let's see what are the functions.

The ghost lamp said carefully while recalling: "It can also be used as a hell residence permit and a proof of entry and exit. And the card has the breath of hell on it. If someone from hell meets you outside, they will help you within their ability. of."

Gojo Satoru suddenly asked after listening, "So, is it also applicable in other worlds?"

Gui Deng keenly heard other meanings from this sentence, but at the same time, as long as Bai Ze was not involved, his character made him not interested in getting to the bottom of it.

After thinking for a moment, he nodded and said, "Most of them should be feasible. As long as the leader is not too incompetent, hell is chaotic and disorderly, basically they can live in peace."

Bai Ze stretched at the side, you know, the few times the ghost lamp was used just now, his bones have been loosened a bit.After all, no matter how young and active his appearance is, it cannot conceal that he is an old fairy who has lived from the Cretaceous to the present.

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The author has something to say:

To be honest, I am a ghost.

And this curse is what I use to make trouble hahahaha

There are also five cats and cats. You don't think that nothing will happen if you clear the memory from your mind with one click!

Also, guess what, Goku is really incapable of getting rid of the curse?

感谢在2021-11-1814:00:32~2021-11-1911:09:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Bingleifeng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!