Today's Air God is also saving the world

"Boom!" Nakahara Zhong also punched the leader Zai on the head, his expression was really annoying, "If you can't find it, just keep looking! Do you think that if you sit here, that kind of thing will be delivered to your door by yourself? ?”

Clutching the big bag on top of his head, the leader Zai wrinkled his face, and he protested dissatisfiedly: "Jiu is really too much!"

"Guys like you just need force to clear your head for you!" Zhong Yuan was completely right, look, this guy will come out of that state immediately after a hard blow.

"Do you two think I'm a dead person!" I was so angry!These two guys are flirting in front of him, are they treating him like a dead person?

Hearing that the leader Zai glanced at Osamu Dazai, he said with a very surprised expression: "Oh? So you are still here."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said: "If you have bad eyesight, you can donate."

"Thank you for your concern, but let me keep my short-sighted eyes. I think you can donate your good eyes."

"Ha! Who cares about you, I think you should go to hell and line up!"

"That's really sorry! I can't go to queue now, maybe you will go to queue faster than me!"

The two have the same face, different auras, and there seems to be crackling sparks dancing in the air between the three eyes.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suffered a headache from the quarrel between the two, and smashed the cup in his hand on the table forcefully, "Enough is enough, stop arguing!"

Originally, one Dazai was already annoying, but now two Dazai got together and quarreled, Nakahara just wanted to give them a hammer and let them know that they must keep quiet in other people's homes!

Osamu Dazai said with an unbelievable grievance on his face: "Huh? Chiuya, you actually yelled at me for him!"

The leader Zai apologized: "Jiuye, I was wrong. I shouldn't have quarreled with him because of his provocation."

Nakahara Chuya had veins throbbing on his forehead, he gritted his teeth and said to Osamu Dazai: "Dazai! You figured out that I was only because you guys were too noisy. It wasn't for anyone!"

Then Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and looked at the leader Zai with a slightly calm expression: "Now that you understand everything, let's continue eating."

"I want to eat too!" Osamu Dazai pulled a chair from the side and forced a seat between the two of them.

"If you want to eat, don't fight."

"Jiu is too eccentric!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also pretended not to hear this, he just told the truth, and did not favor anyone.

Sun Wukong sat on the sidelines and watched from the beginning to the end, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that their relationship is so good.

Fortunately, he didn't say this, otherwise it would be another commotion.

Of course, even if he didn't mention it, there were many bloody incidents at the dinner table, for example.

The leader Zai picked up a piece of crab and put it in Chuya Nakahara's bowl, "Try it too, I like the taste very much~"

Osamu Dazai looked at the plate of crabs and couldn't go against his conscience and say that it was not delicious. When he saw that Nakahara was about to put it in his mouth to eat, he pulled his face and opened his mouth to bite on the crab, "Well, it's pretty good. delicious."

After swallowing it with a satisfied face, Osamu Dazai realized that Nakahara Nakaka was already staring at him with a sullen expression, as if he was looking at where his hands hurt more.

"Don't be angry~" Sun Wukong tugged at Chuya Nakahara's sleeve, smiled and put a tempura in his bowl after he looked over, "This is delicious too!"

"Yeah." Nakahara Nakaya's expression relaxed, he stopped looking at Osamu Dazai's face that made him angry, and began to eat the tempura in the bowl seriously.

Dazai Osamu who was at the side was angry when he saw Nakaya and calmed down, and began to stretch out his tentative claws just around the corner.

"Jiuya, I still want to eat crabs."

"..."

"Jiuya, my hand is injured and now I can't hold vegetables at all!"

"Do you need me to call some gentle nurses over to help you take a look?" The leader Zai looked at the bandaged arm with interest.

"Tsk..." Osamu Dazai glanced at the leader Zai in disgust. This guy always disturbed his situation and pretended to be considerate. Only the stupid single-cell slug with insufficient brain capacity would believe it.

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" Nakahara didn't even look at Osamu Dazai who was acting as a monster next to him.

"Jiuya, it's too much!" Osamu Dazai poked the food on the plate vigorously with the chopsticks in his hand, "I can't hold it at all, I'm going to starve to death here in the port officer! I don't know if I starve to death here, the president Will you discuss an explanation with Mr. Sen?"

The blue veins on the forehead of Nakahara Chuya twitched, and the anger that was finally suppressed rose again, "Boom!"

An iron fist landed on Osamu Dazai's head, and finally the world was clean again.

"I'm full." Sun Wukong wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and he said to Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had already finished eating and started to pack his things, "I'll wait for Wujo Wu to come over at home, if you want to do something, just go." .”

"Okay, but remember not to run away with that guy."

"I will remember to come back on time." Sun Wukong's eyes wandered away from Chuya Zhongyuan.

"You will remember it best." Nakahara Chuya narrowed his eyes, it seems that the two of them are going to do bad things behind his back!

Osamu Dazai ate and drank like a salted fish and slumped on the sofa leisurely watching Zhongyuan Zhong also work hard like a maid. Suddenly he heard a name he was not familiar with, "This is someone Jiu also met there. ?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, he looked at Osamu Dazai with a serious expression, and said until the other party looked stiff, "Dazai, do you have a half-father with white hair, blue eyes, 1.9 meters who likes to wear blindfolds?" Half-brother?"

"Slugs are indeed single-celled organisms with insufficient brain capacity." Osamu Dazai lay lazily on the sofa and muttered.

"Does Jiu also want to say that our personalities are very similar?" The leader Zai Wo watched Zhong Yuan Zhong also busy from the other sofa.

"Are you talking about Gojo Satoru?" Sun Wukong helped Zhongya pack his things, and it took him a while to realize who he was referring to.

"Well, it just feels...well, it's very similar." Zhong Yuanzhong also cleaned up the last bit of residue, pulled off the apron and stopped entangled with it. He said to the leader Zai: "Let's go."

"Ah—I really don't want to see Mr. Mori at all." The leader got up and stretched, and only followed Zhongyuan Zhongya when he was almost at the door.

When he got to the door, Nakahara Nakaya opened the door and said to Osamu Dazai who was still lying on the sofa: "And Dazai, you should go back too."

Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa and read the complete suicide manual in his hand, and said without raising his head when he heard Chuya Nakahara's words: "Oh? I don't want it! As the owner, I will read it at home when the dog is out. Did the dog do something bad behind my back!"

"You'd better not install monitors or pinhole cameras here without authorization."

"Tch, I was discovered! I wanted to take more embarrassing photos of Jiu Ye."

"Bam—"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't want to listen to the annoying nonsense that the other party kept spitting out, so he quickly led the leader out of the house.

Seeing Zhongyuan Zhongya's anger that was about to turn into reality, the leader Zai walked quickly to Zhongyuan Zhongya's side and asked maliciously: "Isn't Jiu going to refute the dog in his mouth?"

"Even if I don't refute it, I'm not his dog!" Zhong Yuan rolled his eyes at the leader Zai. This guy is also restless. Sure enough, no matter whether it is Dazai Osamu in that world, he is so annoying.

"Hey~ Chiu Ye saw it so clearly, did he really grow up?" The leader Zai didn't know what the Central Plains Zhongye in this world had experienced, and he became a little smarter.

"Hey, hey - don't talk to me in the tone of a grandpa looking at his grandson! It's disgusting!" Nakahara also shook the goosebumps on his body, and he didn't know what Osamu Dazai in the other world went through. , even more difficult to deal with than Osamu Dazai of this world.

"My dear grandson, is talking to grandpa hurt like this?" The leader Zai entered the scene in a second, and said with a hurt face along the words of Chuya Zhongyuan.

"Huh? Are you looking for death!" Nakahara Chuya kicked over, because Dazai Osamu, whose body couldn't keep up with the speed of consciousness, didn't dodge at all because the speed was too fast.

"Hiss—chirp is really too much, my leg is broken." The leader Zai sat on the ground with a painful face, and even cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Pick me up too, I can't walk now."

"Hey - you...I'll take you to the hospital." Nakahara Nakaya took a step forward and started running to the garage with him on his back.

Well, sure enough, the little dwarf is just as easy to deceive no matter what.

Thinking so, the leader turned his face sideways and met the eyes of Dazai Osamu who had a bad complexion at the window, and saw the leader mouthing to Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu's eyes instantly revealed a ray of murderous intent.

Hitting the window with a punch, Osamu Dazai's face was so gloomy that water could drip out. The little man didn't even think about how he could break his bones with his restrained strength. He even carried that guy on his back!

Sure enough, a brainless slug!

I'm furious! ! !

Sun Wukong on the side looked at him so angry and didn't know where he was angry, but soon Gojo Satoru appeared in front of him, leaving him no time to think about those things.

"Wow! Wukong-chan ~ good afternoon!" Gojo Gojo appeared in front of Monkey King with Daifuku in his hand.

"Good afternoon!" Then the eyes were moved to the bag in his hand, "Is this Dafu?"

"Bingo!" Gojo Satoru came to Sun Wukong and sat down cross-legged, opened the bags one by one and took out the bags one by one. They were all on the coffee table, as if he was about to hold a dessert tea party.

"It looks delicious, do you mind if I come to the dessert tea party too?" Osamu Dazai stared at the desserts on the table with shining eyes, and from the corner of his eyes, he quietly looked at the man who suddenly appeared in the room.

Well, the overall image is indeed the same as Zhongya Nakahara said, but no matter how you look at it like this, they don't look like them!

"Yo! I'm Wujo Wu, a qualified people's teacher, hello." Wujo Wu doesn't mind sharing with others at all, he is very curious about the people who can appear next to Monkey King, after all, there will be a lot of people gathered next to Monkey King Different people!

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啾也对宰多长点心眼啊！感谢在2021-10-0315:09:26~2021-10-0510:04:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 13 bottles of Ji Xiaoni;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!