Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

The two landed on the edge of the field.

It's almost summer, and the green rice paddy is full of water and growing gratifyingly, higher than Yu Wanwan's leg socket.She looked around, only to see a few farmers who were bowing their waists and working in the distance.

"That's it?" The little monster looked at the other party's clean and tidy clothes, and asked suspiciously, "Do you live in the village? Or do you want to sell me to the landlord's stupid son as a wife?" She was ready to shake the bowl.

Chu Liuxiang finally realized that she had picked up a magical creature.

"Why?" He rubbed his nose with a wry smile, and said in a low voice: "When I saw the girl just... then, I know that you are not a delicate woman, so how dare you harbor malicious intentions. If you don't eat me, you are already a blessing." point."

"Hey..." Who would have thought that the little monster's eyebrows and mouth were wrinkled, and it looked like an emoji of "subway, Yu Wanwan, mobile phone".She took three steps back, and said with contempt: "Old pervert, shameless, bah, bah, bah!"

"..." Chu Liuxiang really wanted to ask, what did she say wrong?

But he knows very well that an explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth.

"Misunderstood, blame me for being clumsy." The man in blue raised the corners of his lips, pretending he didn't hear the incident.

After a pause, he asked her in a harmonious voice: "I live on a boat, and the seaside is at least two days away from here. Where are you planning to go, girl?"

Yu Wanwan still stared at him vigilantly: "Didn't you say that you want to treat me like your own sister? A brother will abandon his sister, right?"

Is it reasonable to not even give her a bag of sunflower seeds? !

Chu Liuxiang laughed until the corners of her mouth froze, and tried to clarify: "I'm just worried, the girl may not want to go with me. If you have other plans, it's naturally inconvenient for me to force you to stay."

Wanwan felt that he was beating around the bush and asking why she followed him, so she blinked and said: "Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully... I, Yu Wanwan, are only peers." monster!"

She doesn't even turn red when she tells a lie now, and her small mouth is as smooth as oil: "This time I came to the world to experience life, so that I can write an inspection report for my big brother, the demon emperor, and build a prosperous and democratic new country." The demon world... understand?"

Chu Liuxiang didn't understand.He hesitated to speak and stopped, and he stopped talking and wanted to:

"Then I will be honored to help the girl with something?"

She gave him the look in her eyes that said, "You are finally on the road, but unfortunately you are still a bit stupid, but I don't want to despise you", very pure and easy to understand.

Wanwan thought about it, the new friend he met before actually ate all the food, causing Huamanlou to treat him to dinner and he was hungry.She is an aggressive and good monster, she has to practice her worldly skills before she can come out again.

——Although there is no one to teach you, you can learn by yourself.

The little monster tilted his head and smiled innocently: "Don't worry, I will try to be your sister, an ordinary mortal girl, the kind who can't lift her hands on her shoulders... By the way, May I have your name?"

The corner of the man in blue's mouth twitched: "...Chu Liuxiang."

When Bandit Commander mentioned his name, it was like a funeral.

"Okay, Brother Xiang, you can call me Sister Yu from now on." The little girl restrained her temper and spoke in a good voice, with two pear dimples showing on her cheeks. Even though the birthmark was ugly, she could still feel it. So cute.

"Yu... Sister Wanwan, you can call me Big Brother Chu, my other three sisters are used to calling me like that." Hearing her call herself "Brother Xiang", Chu Liuxiang's body was covered in goose bumps.

"What?" The little girl threw the bowl and started to make a fuss, crying without warning: "If I had known that there were other younger sisters who recognized you, I wouldn't recognize you as a brother!"

Before Chu Liuxiang had time to rejoice, she asked her to raise her noble hands to love someone else, but she didn't know that the other party showed other magical powers even more.

The girl who pretended to be crying wiped away the non-existent tears with the back of her hand, then held a bowl and said sadly: "I recognize my sister all day long, but I picked up some gossip in my stomach and learned some delicate mischief! If you Mention the word "sister" again, and I will die of shame for you!"

"..." Bandit Shuai, who was on the moon and liuxiang, looked bewildered.

What is she saying?What should I return?Am I still alive?

He tried to say something in the world: "The three girls are all picked up by me since childhood. Although they are not related by blood, they are closer than brothers and sisters... They will like you, and you will like them too."

The last sentence is inevitably a bit guilty, but it is bearable.

"Am I telling you to stay away from them?" The little monster held a bowl in the shape of a Xishi holding a heart, as if she was suffering from a coquettish disease, her lips pursed with a bit of grievance and worry: "Brother Xiang, look at me like that people?!"

—I see you are not human.

Chu Bandit Shuai really couldn't take it anymore.

When he heard the words "Brother Xiang", it was as if someone had poured a pot of Yexiang on top of his head, and wished he could bury his own body on the spot, and it would be better than suffering this torture.

But he is Chu Liuxiang after all!

Therefore, he was still able to stand upright, with a weak and wry smile on his ordinary face: "You are not, of course you are not..."

The girl smiled through tears, her eyes rolled, she covered her lips and said coquettishly: "Brother Xiang, you know how to coax me."

Then he picked up the bowl and threw it on his head gently, gently, like raising a handkerchief with a fragrant wind.

Chu Liuxiang stood firmly, and he stubbornly did not avoid it.

"Little... sister..." Pirate Commander's face was pale, and the right side of his forehead became red and swollen instantly, but he didn't cover it up, because his heart was already full of holes: "Look, when are we going to leave? How about going home?"

"I..." Yu Wanwan opened her mouth, and suddenly she didn't know which character's tone she should imitate. The culture of Red Mansions is extensive and profound, so she just watched some dramas, how could she learn it smoothly?

But she certainly refused to admit that she was poor at words.

The little monster rolled his eyeballs and fell backwards with a "snap".

Bandit Commander always takes pity on the weak, especially women.

Even though he knew that the other party was inhuman, he couldn't help but block the back of her head with his hand, because he was subconsciously afraid that this girl would do something bad... no, he was afraid that she would smash the place out of a hole.

——Well, he can't control his own hand?

Chu Liuxiang remained silent, and asked the other party what kind of trouble he wanted to make with his eyes. He hoped that the other party would change his mind and was not willing to go back with him.

Yu Wanwan was a small bowl, and for some reason, he was dead when he was like a corpse.She had closed her eyes tightly, but after a long time she narrowed her left eye and opened a slit, and whispered: "I am a Chinese cabbage."

"Hmm..." Chu Liuxiang nodded lightly, as if she was well-accepted to have a cabbage girl.He thought he was a normal man, but he would rather be sworn brothers with an out-of-season vegetable than be with a tortured little fairy.

"...Please put me in the cart and push me home."

Yu Wanwan opened both eyes, blinking.

Chu Liuxiang sighed slightly.

No one knows how much sadness of a hero's end is revealed in this sound, and it also expresses endless desolation.

He gently lowered the girl to the ground.

After squatting down, he touched her head lovingly with his palm, and said in a deep voice after a pause, "Then you wait here for me."

Chinese cabbage Yu Wanwan nodded obediently.

She found that it was not easy to imitate human beings. Those words looked interesting, but she couldn't remember a few words at all in her mind. It would be better to lie down and cook vegetables... Anyway, everyone is a living thing!

She should have started to evolve step by step.

So when Chu Liuxiang hesitated, thought twice, struggled, and finally pushed the cart back, he saw Yu Wanwan, a paramecium, slowly wriggling, wriggling, wriggling on the ground...

He didn't know that it was the oldest living creature on the earth, and he just thought it was a girl's whim and twisted himself into a lively baby maggot.

In truth, he would no longer be surprised at anything she did.

A pair of men's boots appeared in front of the paramecium Yu Wanwan who was concentrating on wriggling.

She raised her neck and looked over, only to see Chu Liuxiang bowed slightly, and smiled warmly at the girl: "Are you in a hurry, brother is back."

It took me a few seconds to switch to Chinese cabbage mode.

She jumped up like a tomato scrambled egg with legs: "I thought you ran away secretly! Hey, so you actually look like this?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled.With a very gentle smile back, coupled with his extremely handsome face after restoring his true face, it is enough to make the hearts of real girls in the world slightly numb.

But the little monster curled his lips, obviously not appreciative.

"Come on... get in the car, and I'll push you back."

He wasn't annoyed either, he just raised his finger and pointed behind the girl.

——Into the eyes, it was a small dung truck.

A very fresh scent on the breeze, intoxicating.