Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

In his drowsiness, Yuan Suiyun had a dream.

He actually saw all kinds of colors and bright lights.

Before he had time to be pleasantly surprised that he felt the "dazzle", he found himself standing on a high place with many people walking around.The crowd in the audience was full of voices and their clothes were all weird, but they were full of enthusiasm and joy.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same,

Yuan Suiyun only felt that they were noisy.

He knew it was a dream, but he couldn't wake up.

I had to be patient and watch all this grotesque thing coldly.There were about a dozen people on the stage, some of them seemed to be talking with friends;

Yuan Suiyun followed the young man in white, and within a few steps, the other party tilted his head slightly, with a peaceful expression: "You can't go down." Before the bat man could blurt out the word "why" in confusion, the other party said again: "I am the judge .”

Yuan Suiyun didn't understand, but he was cautious even in his dream.

Sure enough, he touched a transparent barrier, so he had to walk back to the original place.

The lights dimmed, and the room was silent.

The figure that had just been glimpsed was no longer seen.

After a while, the music came from nowhere, impassioned.

A tall, big-eyed young man clasped his fists towards the audience, hehehe performed the boxing technique, and he smiled honestly at the end.In Yuan Suiyun's eyes, it was only superficial, but the people in the audience applauded, and some people shouted:

"Big road, big road, never eat dirt!"

"The successor, Guo Dalu, is a gentle and virtuous stepmother!"

It should be the young man called "Guo Dalu" who showed his white teeth in a smile, and said loudly: "To throw bricks and attract jade, let's invite my master and the old man."

"Xiao Li's flying knife has become an absolute success, Chu Liuxiang will continue to wave!"

I don't know if there are thousands of people shouting at the same time, it's a headache, but Yuan Suiyun's expression has changed——Li Tanhua, handsome Chu Bandit?Why are they also in their dreams?

In a daze, Chu Liuxiang had already stepped on the moon.

Without doing any performances, there is a view of throwing fruit and filling the car.

The Bandit Marshal rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead. We should invite young people to come on. The Seventh Young Master Jiangnan has been waiting in the background for a long time."

When he spoke, there was no sound.It seemed that everyone was opening their eyes wide and pricking up their ears, lest they miss any subtle expression on Chu Liuxiang's expression, but once these words came out, it was like a stone stirring up thousands of waves.

"I want to accompany Brother Qitong on the flower road, woo woo woo!"

Several excited voices sounded one after another, sharp and high.

——The seven children of the Hua family... Are the buildings full of flowers?

Yuan Suiyun stood with his hands behind his back, and saw that the young man in apricot clothes was holding a red and yellow bowl in his left hand, there were several petals of fallen leaves in the bowl, all of which were thrown down the stage by the other party, which attracted countless cheers.

He thought, he had a little understanding of what kind of dream this was.

"The four eyebrows are really wonderful, and the wonderful frog seeds are bouncing!"

Lu Xiaofeng came out wearing a red cloak, needless to say, Yuan Suiyun also recognized his identity.At the invitation of the girls in the audience, he performed a "winking" grimace.

Before he went down, another young man in red with a scar on his face came out, hooked shoulders with Lu Xiaofeng, waved to the audience, Yuan Suiyun heard the crowd shouting "Little Yuer".

——Jiang Xiaoyu, the peerless twins?That's what...

Yuan Suiyun blinked his eyes slowly, and saw the young man in white holding his pen and whispering a few words to the girl in purple beside him before the opening ceremony, and without raising his head, he scolded Fang Qiu...

"If you are ruthless, you will be strong, if you are ruthless, you will be free and easy, and the crescent moon will be lonely forever!" A wheelchair fell from the sky, and the ruthless big catcher appeared on the stage.

But the wheelchair didn't stop. It swayed from side to side, bouncing around in the crowd, and uttered the cry of "Lonely and widowed".Ah, no, if you look carefully, there turns out to be a garlic bastard squatting on the handrail.

Yuan Suiyun felt that the leader of the four famous arresters seemed to be throwing up.

But in the end it didn't, the Bat Boy couldn't help sighing.

The next three famous arresters appeared one after another.

"You vote, I vote, Leng Xue will debut tomorrow!"

Leng Xuejun blushed terribly, shyly like a girl.

"You don't vote, I don't vote, when will the iron hand come out?"

Tieshou said that he doesn't need to stand out, he just needs to make a move.

"Zuiming, mommy is so big, do you want to drink petal tea today?"

It is possible, but it is not necessary! Zhui Ming repeatedly waved his hands and fled, and even Chu Liuxiang was not as quick as him when he left the field.

The trembling elder brother was the last one to go downhill slowly, leaving a lonely figure behind. He couldn't wait to look back to appreciate it. Suddenly, the bright light burst out, and several white lights shot into the darkness, shining on several large unknown creatures.

White, chubby, with a weird crown on the head, wearing a small cloak, and smiling human-like features, they waved their short hands silently, and drove two people to stand in the center of the stage for everyone to see.

At the same time, the stereo sound loops infinitely:

"You love me, I love you, Mixue Bingcheng is sweet~"

"You love me, I love you, Mixue Bingcheng is sweet~"

"You love me, I love you, Mixue Bingcheng is sweet~"

Yuan Suiyun heard the crowd shouting: "Here? Smoke a Snow King!"

"Michelle Ice City is recommended for a lifetime, the iced lemonade is really delicious!"

Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng stood side by side in the center of the stage, the so-called "Snow King" twisted and swayed around the two of them, the sword god and the sword fairy looked at each other, their faces collapsed and they didn't make a sound.

Yuan Suiyun admired it to his heart's content, and suddenly felt that the dream was very interesting.

Until a voice shouted: "The good time is always so short, now we will enter the friendly exchange session, please invite my dear friend——Yi Tian Tu Long Ji, it brought the Jin Yong Boys Group to kick the pavilion... Here are the flowers!"

A beam of light hit Yuan Suiyun's head.

The whole body was covered, and it seemed to be covered with a layer of holy light in a daze.

Batman awaits the cheers of the people.

But everyone is very quiet, it can be called dead silence.

The hypocritical curvature of his lips was smoothed, and he calmly watched the changes.Not long after, a strangely large beast that looked like a wolf or a dog came up with a flower in its mouth, and its grayish-yellow fur was very fluffy.

Ugly flower, wilted.

Stupid dog with shameful brows and drooping eyes.

Its paws pulled the flower over, Yuan Suiyun didn't move, it began to grit its teeth, after thinking about it, Yuan Suiyun chose to pick it up politely, and showed a smug smile: "Thank you."

—I'm the only one, and it's better than nothing, he thought.

As expected, there was a cheerful air all around.

His voice was no less than that of any knight-errant in front of him.

The giant dog nodded in satisfaction, and uttered words of support:

"There is no such thing as a hard job, only a brave old dog!"

"...???!" Is this a human language?

The cold moon is like a hook.

Batman woke up suddenly.

Still unable to see, there is only colorful black in front of my eyes.

He grabbed the wet and rotten straw in the prison, slowed down for a long time, but still didn't slow down, until the seven wonderful monks imprisoned next door sneered and asked him: "Why, Mr. Yuan had a nightmare?"

"No, I thought of a way out." He whispered.

"Oh?" Wuhua raised her eyebrows: "The martial arts are all useless, how can I get out?"

"Naturally, we need the cooperation of you and me." Yuan Suiyun turned his head slightly, as if to distinguish whether there was a yamen servant paying attention to the movement here, after a long time, he lowered his voice even more, and slowly leaned against the iron fence: "Come here with your ears. "

Wuhua gave a low laugh, and casually leaned over.

This is not the first time they have been inmates.

Yuan Suiyun was imprisoned last time, because he reported meritorious deeds, his sentence was reduced a lot, at least he didn’t have to cross his shoulder blades to break his hamstrings, and the pain was unbearable... This time, strive for better treatment?

The seven wonderful monks thought beautifully.

He doesn't think Yuan Suiyun can succeed at all, he just wants Yuan Suiyun to continue to be a monster, to be a villain who never gives up, so as to set off the value of changing his mind and becoming a good egg again.

——Suddenly, Yuan Suiyun exploded suddenly!

Mr. Bat bit the ear of Qiju Miaoseng, and his hands were like iron palms strangling the other's neck: "Wuhua, are you proud of me?" Squeezed these words through the gap between his teeth.

Wu Hua didn't notice for a moment that he was at a disadvantage, but after all, he was not as badly injured as Yuan Suiyun, and soon struggled violently, sneering: "Not convinced? Heh, it's only your own stupidity to blame!"

Since the martial arts of both parties have been abolished, and they can only eat a big bowl of prison food with "cooked buns in their hands, without a drop of oil in the dishes" every day, their bodies are extremely weak, so no matter how loud the movement is, it is just to pull each other through the iron railings. flower head.

But we all know,

A mangled monk has no hair.

More than half an hour later, there were some bloodstains on the bald head of Qijumiao Monk; on his trembling fingers, there were a few smooth black hairs that belonged to Bat Boy, which was in the "hissing" sound of blood and tears. Loot gained...

Since ancient times, the bald is king.

No flower wins sounding.

When the yamen servant reported, the ruthless chief catcher calmly listened to the cause, process and result of adding fuel and vinegar, and very mercifully agreed to the humble request of Qijumiao monks to add a piece of meat to the prison meal.

Mr. Bat smashed the jar and said disdainfully:

"—Oh, widow."

Sliding wheelchair meal.

Wu Qing didn't turn around, but told the yamen servant in a very humanitarian spirit that he would go to the Shenhou Mansion when he had time, and invite the treasure of the town mansion, Garlic, to cultivate his sentiments for Mr. Yuan every night.

The yamen servant brother is a very responsible young civil servant. Considering that the garlic is really noisy, he works hard and never forgets to give an extra piece of chicken butt to the seven wonderful monks next door every day...

This is the best of times,

Everyone has a bright future.