i like your roommate

Young people's emotions come and go quickly.

After arriving at the night market, seeing the crowds of people and the dazzling lively scene, the sadness of the two of them disappeared immediately, and they immediately became happy.

Qu Yang got carried away when he was happy, took Roya's hand and went into the crowd.

Roja let him hold him very calmly, and went shopping with his wife openly, without hiding anything.

Qu Yang hasn't been to the night market for a long time, he is very excited and wants to buy everything he sees.

"This phone case looks good, shall we buy two? Putting them together is a couple. It's a set—"

"it is good."

Qu Yang picked and picked in front of the booth, and finally chose two mobile phone cases with cartoon characters printed on the back, and paid the bill.

The young lady who sold the mobile phone case wore a mysterious smile the whole time, her eyes kept looking at the two of them.

Qu Yang replaced the two mobile phones with the newly bought cases, put them together for a closer look, and was very satisfied.

When Luo Ya took back the phone, he whispered in Qu Yang's ear, "Baby, what do you mean by couples?"

Qu Yang looked at him in bewilderment: "What... trick?"

Immediately afterwards, he suddenly realized that he had just said the word "couple, set", and he didn't realize it, but Roja took advantage of the opportunity to tease him, Qu Yang was so angry He grabbed Roja's arm and wanted to beat it.

Roja had enough of "bullying" people, and then turned around and walked forward slowly. He has long legs and big strides, and walks as steadily as an old dog. Qu Yang trotted behind him, scolding him "human beings are not as good as dogs" .

But after a while, the child's temper dissipated. He was still happily dragging Roja to the night market.

"This hat looks good, do you want to buy one?"

"This is an imitation. If you like it, I'll ask someone to buy you an authentic one."

"Is it expensive?"

"Not expensive, more than 700."

"...Forget it, it doesn't look very good either."

……

"The spectacle frames look good, do you want to buy a pair?"

"You're not nearsighted."

"You can buy it for Brother Fei."

"This is a high imitation, and you have to try on the glasses to know if they fit, so don't just give them away."

"……Oh fine."

……

Qu Yang took Roja's hand and walked ahead excitedly, and suddenly found that Roja stopped in place and stopped moving.

He turned his head and saw Roja standing motionless in front of a small booth in a corner.

Curious, Qu Yang walked over to him and asked, "What are you looking at?"

After asking, he followed Roja's eyes and looked over, and was so ashamed that he wanted to turn around and leave.

——This stall is openly selling contraception!

Qu Yang: ...

The three views have been severely hit.

He dragged Roja and walked forward, and said to him shamefully and angrily: "What are you looking at! How shameless!"

Although he gritted his teeth, his voice was small, as if he was acting like a baby.

In front of such a booth, there stood a pair of outstanding-looking same-sex couples, one of whom was holding the other's hand with a red face, and was too shy to let him see, insisting on pulling him away.

This scene is still very interesting to think about.

The shopkeeper watched the tug-of-war between the two with great interest, and even teased them a bit.

He took out a box of things from under the booth, which was printed in unintelligible foreign characters, and shook it at the two of them with a big smile.

"Do you want to buy it? Little handsome guy? This is a good thing."

Roja had a calm face, standing there coolly without any shyness, and even wanted to go forward and study it carefully to see what kind of cute thing it was.

Qu Yang was about to explode.

"Roya, if you don't leave, don't go back to my house tonight!"

Shopkeeper: Oh hoo?

He smiled unabashedly.

Seeing that someone was really going to get angry if the trouble continued, Roya stopped teasing him, smiled politely at the shopkeeper, and was dragged away by Qu Yang.

Qu Yang was furious all the way, and he stopped holding hands, and stopped talking to Luo Ya.

Roja reflected for a while, and it was true that he was thick-skinned first, so he acted lowly to coax people.

He leaned in front of Qu Yang and put his arms around his shoulders.

As a result, Qu Yang brushed his hand away as soon as he touched it.

"do not move."

Roja let it go again.

Qu Yang brushed it off again.

"I don't know you, you go."

Luo Ya choked back his stomachache from laughing, and he pulled him into his arms more tightly, and now Qu Yang couldn't break free anymore.

"I was wrong, wife, I was really wrong, don't be angry, okay—"

The skill of pretending to be a dog is really easy to grasp, even Roja himself was surprised.

After all, he had never been in a relationship before, so he didn't know how to coax his wife, so he could just say "kneel" when he said "kneel".

It is no exaggeration to say that if Qu Yang threw a cushion in front of him at this moment, maybe he would immediately kneel down and beg for a hug.

He was going through all sorts of twists and turns and bizarre mental activities in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be calm and innocent, as innocent as a "little white flower", and his mouth was not idle, such as "wife, I know I was wrong" "I'll never watch these things again" "I've never seen this kind of thing before, I just want to watch it out of curiosity" "You'll forgive me?"... and so on a series of quotes to coax a wife, all the way Pushing endlessly, pouring money out as if you don't want money...

Qu Yang was tortured by him, so he could only pretend to push him impatiently: "Okay, I get it, you quickly take your hands away, what does it look like to hug each other on the street—"

In fact, he choked back his internal injuries from laughing, and felt that Roja, who had a strong sense of contrast, was so cute that he wanted to throw himself on the bed.

After coaxing his wife, the two of them walked and ate in the night market again, and they didn't leave until after ten o'clock to go back.

When he got into the car, Qu Yang remembered the way Roya stood in front of the family planning supplies booth and studied seriously, his face flushed, and he couldn't help laughing.

Roya happened to turn the steering wheel, and when he looked in the right rearview mirror, he caught a glimpse of Qu Yang's expression of holding back his laughter to the point of cramp.

He rubbed Qu Yang's head, "What are you thinking? Laughing like this?"

Qu Yang laughed wantonly, and turned to look at him, "What did you see in front of that booth just now? Do you really want to buy it?"

Luo Ya instantly understood which stall Qu Yang was talking about, so he twitched the corner of his mouth and asked him, "Yes. Can I buy it? Wife—"

The last two words were called out in a long and eloquent manner, Qu Yang's face turned red when he heard it.

He turned his head away from him, "No."

"Then when can I buy it?"

"..."

Qu Yang said nothing.

"May I ask you, wife, when can I buy a condom?"

Qu Yang:? ? ?

"Roja! How can you be so coquettish now?"

Roja tilted his head, thought for a while, and then replied very seriously: "I don't know. After being with you, I became coquettish. It's strange."

Qu Yang sneered, "Oh! It's a good pot."

The car drove a long way, and Roja still hadn't forgotten what happened just now. While waiting for the red light, he pulled Qu Yang over and pecked him on the lips.

"I haven't answered your question yet, when can I buy that?"

Qu Yang blushed so hot that he whispered, "Anyway...you can't buy it now..."

"Oh? Why?" Roja asked bewitchingly.

"Because...at my house...it's inconvenient..." Qu Yang pushed Roya away.

Roja looked up at the red light countdown, there were still 30 seconds left, so he leaned forward and kissed him forcefully again.

"Then can I buy it when I go back?"

Qu Yang: ...

Is it over?

The two are still lingering, and the red light has turned green.

Qu Yang pushed Roja, and Roja straightened up and let go of the handbrake.

While driving the car, he was thinking in his heart: This little goblin is really a disaster for everyone, and he wanted to tease him with all his heart, but in the end he was teased back and reacted...

Roja's hand holding the steering wheel tightened a little bit, the blood flow all over his body accelerated, which made him feel a little dry, and thinking that he would return to Qu Yang's house soon, he couldn't help but get even more dry.

If only he was going back to his own place now... he could...

Roja's thoughts diverged unconsciously, the more he thought about it, the thirstier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more dry he became. At the next traffic light, he took out a bottle of mineral water from the storage compartment and drank it dry in one gulp.

Qu Yang was still a little worried, and asked him if he ate salty food at the night market?

Roja secretly slandered: It's not that you're too salty to eat, it's because you're too idle, you can't eat if you want to, it's so boring...

When I got home at night, my parents had already returned, and they were already lying on the bed and ready to sleep.

After saying good night to his parents, Qu Yang went back to his room, only to see two big bags side by side on the bed.

"what is this?"

Qu Yang went to the bedside and opened the bag to see that there were two new cotton jackets with exactly the same style.

Luo Ya closed the door of the room, walked over, stuck to Qu Yang's back and hugged his waist.

"new clothes?"

"...my mother bought it for us both."

"Oh?"

Roja glanced down, compared the two clothes with great interest, and then sighed in admiration.

"It's exactly the same, only the size is different, one is 180, and the other is 175. Is this 175 too big for you? I think 170 is enough for you—"

Qu Yang stood beside him speechless and choked, all he wanted in his heart was to praise his own mother.

Mom, you are really discerning, is this an official couple outfit?

Luo Ya was so beautiful, after putting away the clothes, she hugged Qu Yang by the waist, "Honey, my mother is so kind, she actually bought couple clothes for us before me."

Qu Yang: "...you're so beautiful, please restrain yourself."

Luo Ya hugged Qu Yang, and rubbed his head against his neck, "I know my wife, I have a sense of proportion."

"... In my house, you don't want to yell at each wife? In case you yell out when you eat together one day, I'm afraid we won't have to spend this year--"

Roja raised his head and looked at Qu Yang.

"Uncle and aunt know what will happen in the future? Will they not accept it?" Roja asked seriously.

Qu Yang shook his head, "I really don't know, our family has never discussed this issue before, I originally wanted to find a chance to talk to them after I went to college, but before I even said it, I was with you gone."

Roja rubbed the back of his head, "Don't be afraid, my husband is always here, at worst, let my parents break my legs, so that I can blatantly rely on you."

Qu Yang was amused with a puff, "Don't talk nonsense, my parents won't do that, but they have to pay attention to the method and method, they are getting old, it's not good if they get angry."

Roja nodded, "I understand."

"Okay, let's take a shower, after a day of shopping outside, it's so dirty, it's full of dust."

"As ordered."

……

After taking a bath, the two of them turned off the light and got under the covers.

Roya's mind was full of those "little things" on a certain stall in the night market, and he became very irritable when he thought about it.

He hugged Qu Yang and kept arching, but Qu Yang didn't dare to cry out, he was so annoyed.

After finally pushing the person away, Qu Yang warned him: "If you poke and poke again, go to the living room and go to sleep."

Roja was terribly wronged, "When can I buy a condom—"

Qu Yang: ...

Help, how could he be so shameless.

However, in terms of physical strength, he couldn't compete with Roja, and he was suppressed again after a while, unable to move, so he had to allow someone to make all kinds of troubles.

Qu Yang had no choice but to appease him and reduce his restlessness.

Stuffed in the quilt, he said out of breath, "...Go back...I'll buy it after I go back...Oh, that's fine...don't chew..."

Roya spent the happy years at Qu Yang's house.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon.

On the 29th day of the new year, Qu Yang's whole family was busy with cleaning, preparing new year's goods, posting couplets and so on.

In the morning, Miao Feiyi called Roya.

"Aren't you here?" Miao Feiyi asked after chatting for a few words.

Roja said, "Well, I'm at Xiao Yang's house."

Miao Feiyi was stunned for a moment, "Yo Hou? You're so fast? Are you out of the closet?"

Luo Ya looked around, but fortunately, Qu Yang's parents were far away and couldn't hear what he was saying.

"How could it be so fast? At first, I just missed him too much, so I came to see him. Later, Xiaoyang's parents let me live at home after they found out. Nothing else happened."

"Oh, that's great, where did you spend the Chinese New Year?"

Roja said, "Yes, I won't go back."

Miao Feiyi: "Okay, I see. Originally, my mother asked me to invite you to come to my house to celebrate the New Year. I have to tell her that you don't need to call anymore. Luo Ya has a place to go."

Roja laughed: "Thank you, Auntie, by the way, have you received the things I sent you a few days ago?"

Miao Feiyi: "Got it, why are there so many?"

"For the New Year, I just bought a little more. I will go back after the year, and I will go to your house to pay New Year's greetings to my uncles and aunts."

"Are you alone? Or a couple? If it's a couple, I have to ask my mother to give you red envelopes."

Luo Ya chuckled: "Farewell, I'll go back alone, I'm afraid Qu Yang will be shy."

"My God, Roja, you really changed. Come on, tell me when you come, I'll hang up first if I'm okay, and say hello to Xiao Yang for me, I won't call him alone, anyway Now it's the same for both of you, bye."

"Okay, Happy New Year, Ayi."

After hanging up the phone, Qu Yang trotted over and stuffed a piece of fried rice cake into Roya's mouth.

Luo Ya ate it crunchy, Qu Yang asked him: "Is it delicious?"

Roja nodded quickly, "It's delicious, everything my wife gives is delicious."

Qu Yang hurriedly looked back to see where his parents were, and after making sure they wouldn't hear him, he turned around and slapped Roja.

"I told you to stay restrained in my house, you're going to die—"

With a look of success on his face, Roja walked into the house with his hands in his hands.

"It's okay, uncles and aunts dare to say that because they can't hear me."

"That's not OK."

"Okay, it's Chinese New Year, let's not be angry."

"Go to work, don't just sit there waiting to eat."

"Follow orders—" Wife^^.