i like your roommate

"Why did you get up so early?" Qu Yang asked while eating buns.

Roja stared intently at the TV, "Watching the military show."

"Oh--"

Qu Yang took the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk and ran to sit next to Ro Ya, eating and watching along with him.

After eating the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk, Qu Yang went to fetch the porridge again, sat by the side and drank it "huluhulu".

Roja couldn't help it, and turned to look at him.

"Drink porridge as long as you drink porridge, can you stop making such noises?"

Qu Yang was confused, "Then how do you drink it? Isn't it delicious when you eat like this?"

- "Snoring".

Roja: "..."

During his time with Qu Yang, he felt a little challenge.

Qu Yang eats happily on his own.

When there was only a little porridge left at the bottom of the bowl, I realized that there was someone beside me, and asked, "Oh, I forgot to ask, have you had breakfast yet?"

Roja laughed angrily, "Even if I didn't eat, is it a bit late for you to ask me now?"

Qu Yang blinked his big eyes, with an innocent face, and showed him the bottom of the bowl: "There is one more bite, do you want it?"

Roja again: "..."

"Qu Yang, if you weren't Ayi's roommate, you might already be downstairs with your luggage by now."

Qu Yang nodded desperately, "I know what I know. I checked with Brother Fei before I came here. Is there any risk of being thrown out of the window if I live with you? Brother Fei assured me that - no."

Roja:? ? ?

Am I asking you this?

……

After breakfast, Qu Yang gave full play to the qualities that a good nanny should have.

Clean up the dining table, pack up the garbage and put it outside the door, so that you can throw it away when you go downstairs.

Went to clean the newly bought electric hot pot again.

Then I started to wash the vegetables and prepare the ingredients "hum chi hum chi".

Roja watched TV by himself in the living room.

Qu Yang was very happy in the kitchen alone.

After washing the vegetables, he prepared to stew the ribs, chop the vegetables, and marinate the chicken wings.

After thinking about it, he ran back to the room and took out a mobile phone rack. After putting the mobile phone on it, he made a video call to Guan Hongguang.

Guan Hongguang quickly picked it up. In the video, Qu Yang saw him walking outside.

"Brother, what are you doing? Where are you going?" Qu Yang asked happily.

The sun on Guan Hongguang's side was so bright that his eyes were slightly dazzled by the sun, and he looked intellectual and sexy.

Qu Yang was so shaken that he couldn't take his eyes off.

"Going to my grandma's house for the holidays, I'm heading there." Guan Hongguang said.

"Why don't you take a taxi?"

"It's very close. You can walk there in 10 to [-] minutes. It's like a walk. What are you doing?" Guan Hongguang asked him.

Qu Yang picked up the kitchen knife in his hand and shook it.

Guan Hongguang: "..."

"What are you going to do? Please don't overthink it."

"Hahahaha—" Qu Yang couldn't stop laughing.

He picked up the plate of marinated chicken wings again and tilted it slightly towards Guan Hongguang.

"Brother, did you see it? My marinated chicken wings, are they good?"

Guan Hongguang smiled and said, "It's amazing. Cook for lunch?"

"Well, yes—"

……

The two chatted casually, without any point, and the whole article was nonsense.

Qu Yang didn't hang up the phone until Guan Hongguang arrived downstairs at his grandmother's house.

Talking to the person you like is naturally a great mood.

While humming a brisk, out-of-key tune, Qu Yang fished out the blanched pork ribs.

When I turned around and went to the cupboard to get the plates, I suddenly saw a black figure behind me, and I was shocked.

"What are you doing! Standing there every day scares me to death!"

Qu Yang complained to Roja who stood behind him silently for an unknown how long.

"...You are too noisy, I'll come and take a look." Roja said speechlessly.

"What's bothering you?"

Qu Yang didn't want to pay attention to him, compared with his own male god, Luo Ya was an old cunt.

Roja didn't say anything, but it was actually quite noisy.

I don't know if he was too excited when he was on the phone, and he chopped the cutting board until it hit the wall.

"Call Guan Hongguang?" Roja asked.

"Oh, yes."

Roja thought for a while and asked him, "Do you like him?"

Qu Yang didn't hide it either, "Well, I've liked it for a long time, and I want to chase after it."

Roja wondered: "Does he like boys?"

Mentioning this hit Qu Yang's heartache, and the puppy's ears drooped immediately.

"I don't like it...he said he doesn't like anyone yet, but there is a high probability that he likes girls."

Roja nodded, "I think so too."

As if he suddenly remembered something, Qu Yang suddenly turned his head, which startled Roja.

He pointed at Roja, "I warn you, you share a dormitory with my brother, and you are not allowed to have any unreasonable thoughts about him."

Roja: "..."

"No inappropriate behavior is allowed!"

Roja: "..."

I was speechless.

"I don't like Guan Hongguang." Roja explained.

Qu Yang nodded, with a clear look, "I know, you like my Brother Fei!"

Then he smiled and said while he was busy: "You say it's a coincidence, the person I like lives with you, and the person you like lives with me."

Suddenly, he had an idea, "Hey! Roja, do we want to form an alliance?"

Roja:? ? ?

The look of disgust was all over the place.

"What alliance?"

"Taiwan alliance near water, exchange roommate alliance, help you chase boyfriend alliance..."

Roja interrupted him mercilessly, "Shut up, I won't do such stupid things as handing you love letters." After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hey, hey, don't go, let's talk about it—"

Qu Yang hurriedly chased him out.

"Think about it, in fact, you don't lose money by forming an alliance with me.

"Don't you like me, Brother Fei? Have you never caught up with me? Let me ask you, what does Brother Fei like? What are your hobbies? What can you eat and what can't you eat? What's the latest news? Has anyone chased him? Has he Didn't chase others? Do you know?"

Qu Yang asked triumphantly.

Roja paused.

He really asked him, yes, he didn't know.

"Look, you can't be so insincere in chasing people, with your character, your indifferent attitude, you deserve it because you don't have a wife—"

Qu Yang complained happily, and tried to sell himself by the way.

"But being in league with me is different—

"First of all, based on my long-term close observation, I can tell you my brother Fei's likes and dislikes, habits and personal values. With this information, it will be convenient for you to choose what you like;

"Secondly, I can help you monitor my brother Fei's latest movements. If there is any situation, I will notify you as soon as possible. If there is any little vixen plotting something wrong, I can even send you the location. When the time comes, you will appear in the The place where the incident happened, and stopping the little vixen from seducing me, brother Fei, is it one step closer to success?

"Again, Brother Fei and I live in a dormitory. If he usually has a headache, with my timely information|information, you can rush to send care at the first time, isn't it more convenient and quicker than others?

"I'm in college, my dear. There are so many tricks in this society. For such an outstanding person, Brother Fei, do you think he will stay by your side just like in high school? Even if he is willing, others want to jump on him, but there are It will be different if my little wit helps you by the side, at least you can fight on the front line of chasing your boyfriend, and you will always be faster and stronger than others..."

Qu Yang forcefully babbed and kept babbling, Roja got a headache from hearing it, so he stretched out his hand to signal Qu Yang to shut up.

Qu Yang closed his mouth in a timely manner, leaving room for Roja to think.

"What do you want from me?" Roja asked him.

"It's nothing, it's easy to do, you just need to copy the things I did to Brother Fei to Guan Hongguang."

Roja: "..."

After listening, he didn't pause for a second, turned around and walked to the living room, not wanting to talk to this person any more.

"Think about it?"

"Not consider."

"Come on, isn't my offer favorable enough? I can increase it!"

"Go away."

"Hey, how can you say that you can't make sense..."

"Go back to the kitchen, the water is dripping on the floor."

……

No matter what, Qu Yang made Roja eat on time.

After twelve o'clock, two people sat at the dining table, facing a boiling hot pot, holding chopsticks and meditating.

"Can I eat it?" Roja asked.

The smell of the delicious base material hit his nostrils, and he was already hungry.

"Wait for 2 minutes. Things like pig brains need to be cooked longer, otherwise there will be tapeworms."

Then Qu Yang's stomach let out a timely cry, which was very cheerful.

……

"It's 2 minutes." Roja said.

"how do you know?"

"I'm watching the clock."

Qu Yang: "..."

As soon as the lid was lifted, hot steam rose up.

Like hungry tigers pouncing on their food, the two of them plunged their chopsticks into the pot.

The speed of the movement is like a thirsty horse rushing to the spring.

When it was in his mouth, Qu Yang himself was happy.

Are you so hungry?

The number of ingredients on the table is decreasing plate by plate.

The chopsticks of the two were fighting desperately in the pot.

"This is my meat." Qu Yang wailed.

"You call it it should?"

Luo Ya ruthlessly snatched away the fresh mutton roll that Qu Yang had just put in, dipped it in some ingredients and stuffed it into his mouth.

"The robber—"

In terms of robbing, Roja could not be robbed, so Qu Yang could only pick up some vegetable leaves to eat.

But also delicious.

……

After eating eight full, Roja was tired.

He leaned back in his chair, popped a cigarette out of the case, and lit it.

"Are you smoking afterward?" Qu Yang joked.

Roja: "..."

"Speak if you can speak, shut up and eat if you can't speak."

Qu Yang: "This statement is wrong, shut up, how can I eat, stuffed nostrils?"

Roja: "..."

angry.But I can't say, can I hit him?

"I didn't expect you to cook delicious food." Roja exhaled a smoke ring and said lightly.

"What kind of cooking is this? At best, you just cut up the vegetables, put them on a plate, and then throw them into the pot to cook them."

Roja: "..."

He found that his language function often failed in front of Qu Yang.

"I mean, the bottom of the pot you cooked is very fragrant." Roja tried to make up for himself weakly.

"Oh, just put it in a small drain pot, boil the water, and stew it. Is it difficult?"

Roja:? ? ?

Speechless.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm just teaching you how to do it. If I'm not here in the future, you can still make a pot to eat."

"No need to—"