The 21st Century Doesn't Need a Celestial Master

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Graduation photos are in June.

Si Ling's graduation thesis, which he managed to deal with, ended badly. It was originally a perfect thesis in Si Ling's opinion, but unfortunately there were no references at all. It was too much trouble for him to go back and find the corresponding references based on what he wrote. Time is running out, and it is really not necessarily possible to find it, it is not as fast as rewriting that part.

In the end, I had to spend half a month to be rigorous and polish my reference materials and wording. Fortunately, I caught up with the time for the final defense and graduated smoothly.

Fortunately, their class graduation photos were arranged at two o'clock in the afternoon. The good news is that they don't have to get up at seven o'clock in the morning to pack up and change clothes. The bad news is that the highest temperature today is 36 degrees, which happens to be two o'clock in the afternoon Highest temperature today.

The eldest is the head of the dormitory, and was assigned the task of counting heads by the monitor. Each head of the dormitory checked to see if all the people in his dormitory had arrived.When I turned around, I saw this guy squatting behind his boyfriend to escape the heat, shit, even after graduating, he didn't forget to feed them dog food at the end!

The boss yelled over there: "Assemble Si Ling! Qi Lie, you don't think it's too hot, so stand and shield him from the sun. If you two stand over there, won't there be a tree?" Strong and easy to use, this is a walking air conditioner!

When Si Ling heard someone calling him, he wailed weakly: "No, I'll die in the sun, whoever takes graduation photos in the 36-degree sun can't even open his eyes."

Qi Lie wanted to give him a little trick to cool him down, but Si Ling didn't do it himself, because he was afraid that people would see something in the photos in the future and cause trouble.And he's not some delicate flowers and plants that can't be basked in the sun, squatting behind his boyfriend is just... acting like a spoiled child.

Isn't that what Qi Lie said?Learn to act like a baby.

Si Ling procrastinated, and rushed over to gather with his academic hat.

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Ji Henian also came over to join in the fun. Si Ling came over to make trouble when he was taking graduation photos, and kept making funny faces down there, making not only Ji Henian couldn't help but laugh, but also the rest of the class. There are also jokes.

Si Ling had a sense of proportion in his heart, he didn't make trouble for too long, and he stopped after having fun, so he couldn't delay people's graduation photos.

Ji Henian also planned this way, at least he would have to laugh three times.

As a result, as soon as he stood up, he hadn't started filming yet, and he didn't even start making funny faces when he started queuing up.As soon as Si Ling saw him, he knew what he was here for, so he couldn't help himself, and started to laugh out of nowhere, and Ji Henian also started to laugh when he saw how stupid he was.

There was a photographer between the two of them and they had fun for a long time.

Si Ling suddenly thought that this was not possible, and he laughed like this before the pussy started to make trouble, and waved his hand to summon the fox: "Nine tails, drag this pussy away!"

Nine Tails did indeed come, so of course he would follow Qi Lie when he came.

Originally, I wanted to squat on Qi Lie’s shoulders or cosplay scarf like before, but the university where people come and go to take graduation photos, and it’s 36 degrees midsummer, a man with long hair is wearing a fox tail Weibo, or else he’s out of his mind Well, if it is performance art, it must not be so conspicuous.

Kyuubi turned into a human form in a grievous manner.

Moreover, Nine-Tail's human figure is very A, wearing shoes, he is a little taller than Qi Lie, and his body shape is also muscular compared to human beings.But he was too handsome, and Si Ling would not agree with him coming to his graduation ceremony just like that.

Just imagine, he was an ordinary male college student who didn't have much sense of presence during his school days, and suddenly a long-haired handsome man and a handsome handsome man came to serve as bodyguards at the graduation ceremony. Guaranteed that everyone in the school that afternoon would ask: Who is Si Ling?

So under Si Ling's coercion, Nine Tails turned into a——

16-year-old male high school student.

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The 16-year-old male high school student grabbed Ji Henian by the collar and forcefully grabbed him away.

Ji Henian struggled twice, to no avail, and gave up: "Why are you about the same height as me when you are 16? Why are you still so strong?"

Nine Tails is still the classic line: "Shut up."

Foxes hate noisy humans.Ji Henian studies plants, not animals, but after getting along with him recently, he came to the conclusion that Kyuubi really doesn't like listening to human beings, but he will pour water for you to heal your injuries. Tsundere, it doesn't feel like 1.

Aside from Ji Henian who was carried away by Nine Tails, Si Ling finally arrived at the official photo session, queuing for half an hour and taking pictures for 1 minute.There are two photos in total, one is standing upright, and the other is throwing a bachelor's cap.

Everyone tossed their hats up, followed their eyes, and saw the scorching sun.But when Siling threw his hat up, what he saw was Qi Lie who was standing opposite.

In the chaotic voice of "Happy Graduation", Siling couldn't help remembering that when he first started writing his graduation thesis, he was still trying to find a job, and his dream was to be an ordinary social animal.Thinking about it now, would it be too much to avoid it? How could someone dream of being a social animal! !

"Go back and pack your things? Have dinner together tonight? Boss still has winter and summer vacations, envy! We won't have winter and summer vacations in the future." said the second brother.

"You and Si Ling are alright, both work here, and Si Ling's family is here. I was forced by my mother to go back to my hometown to work, and I feel like I will have to go on a blind date in a few years... Sigh." Third Brother Just after taking graduation photos, I feel ten years older in an instant.

The eldest brother remembered the few phone calls Si Ling had made with his family before, and joked: "How is it? Go back and inherit the family business?"

Si Ling hooked Qi Lie's little thumb, enjoying the private air-conditioning carelessly, and was suddenly cueed: "If you don't inherit it, you won't inherit it! What do you think about Qi Lie's conditions? I plan to open a teahouse near Fuyu Mountain. The preparations are already underway, people who climb the mountain back and forth can rest their feet. Let Qi Lie be a living sign, just look at this face and attract me a hundred or so guests every day, right?"

The second brother gave a thumbs up: "You are so dedicated."

The third brother focuses on opening the store: "When the time comes, the location will be posted in the group, and we will find you to play with!"

Si Ling smiled and said, "Okay!"

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When Si Ling said about opening a store, he didn't just say it casually, but thought it over and over in the past half a month.Even now, he still feels that in the 21st century, there is really no need for a celestial master, and what is more needed is to deal with demons and ghosts threatening public safety in a standardized and systematic manner.

After Dad woke up that day, he talked to him all afternoon about his heart. Siling could see that Dad had gone through a series of things, and he was already a little powerless to be this celestial master.He is also approaching 50 years old, and it is time to prepare for retirement.

So there is this teahouse - Fusheng a cup of tea.

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the scattered tables suddenly swayed and arranged neatly by themselves, and the dust and stones after decoration on the ground all gathered into a pile.A girl in black with long hair sat in front of the widest table against the wall, tapped the laptop in front of her with her fingertips, turned her head for a while and shouted at the aisle leading to a small cubicle further inside:

"Did you know that there is an old tunnel in the west of the city? I saw on Weibo at night that a group of Internet celebrities had organized a live broadcast. It must have been an accident. There was no news from all four of them in one night. The discussion is a bit high now, and many People think it's a deliberate hype, but I roughly calculated it, it's not a hype. Two, take a look?"

Before the teahouse opened, the business came to the door.

At the moment, Si Ling and Qi Lie are studying together with Qi Lie what the several couriers that have just been opened are for, they are all tools for making tea.He had done his homework specially before, and he knew it well enough, but he was still at a loss when he got the tools in his hand.

"Didn't you drink tea before?" Si Ling asked Qi Lie.

Qi Lie raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you drink tea before?"

Siling felt guilty: "The tea I drink is all brewed by servants."

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"You two!" My sister stood at the door with her hips on her hips and knocked on the door, "Did you hear what I told you?"

"I heard sis, what is this for?" Si Ling asked her while holding a black rabbit-shaped ornament, "I've never bought this before... and it's too ugly, someone's rabbit is black."

"Isn't the tea pet I bought cute? When you pour hot water on it, it turns white." My sister took the black rabbit and asked again, "I'm asking you what's going on, should you go and have a look? They're still alive. Maybe something will happen later.”

"Come on, come on! I will leave the negotiation of the price to you, my lord!" Si Ling clapped his hands and tugged at Qi Lie's sleeve naturally, "Let's go?"

Qi Lie remained motionless: "What about me? Do you work for free?"

Si Ling dragged him to go outside, and while walking, he moved his hand to the side, Frost flew over by himself, obediently lay in front of Si Ling, and waited for Si Ling to paste an invisible talisman on it, and then Si Ling tied it around his waist between.Siling does not forget "pua" his ghost king boyfriend: "You don't want to charge money, I thought we were already a family, already one body, I didn't expect that there were only 'you' and 'me' with you, It’s so sad to share yours and mine.”

Qi Lie has long been used to his routine: "Who divided you and me? Said you want to sleep at your own place today?"

Si Ling looked incomprehensible: "Oh, hurry up, those four people who want to die will really die if you get there late."

Qi Lie: "Will you come back to Taoyuan Realm with me tonight?"

Si Ling finally became angry from embarrassment: "Don't come back! You are too perverted, Taoyuan Realm doesn't even have a roof, who wants to be with you in the open air...Damn it!"

Qi Lie didn't understand: "The outside can't see the inside."

Si Ling stared: "That won't work either!"

Two figures, one red and one black, passed by noisily, and the figures became smaller and smaller.

The moon is full tonight, and there is peace everywhere.

fall back

It's over here, and there will be three episodes after two days of rest!It’s a story of green tea x social terror. If you are interested, you can click on the author’s attention~ Thank you for accompanying me to finish another book. I saw many familiar readers in the comment area, really Thank you very much, no more nonsense, love you!

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