The 21st Century Doesn't Need a Celestial Master

26.

"Wait a minute." Si Ling suddenly stood still, "Why don't you forget it..."

Si Ling glanced at the moon in the sky, and suddenly felt a sense of homelessness.

If it wasn't for the second brother complaining in the dormitory that he couldn't find a job, the eldest brother proposed to visit Fuyu Mountain; if it wasn't for me being caught by the sister who helped maintain order while queuing up to check tickets in Fuyu Mountain; if it wasn't for the eldest brother seeing my sister's Weibo If I have to come out to see the difference of the moon in the sky, then I am still sleeping on the small bed in the dormitory, maybe I will find a job tomorrow, and I will finish my graduation thesis step by step, practice, graduate, and go to work.

"I'm just an ordinary male college student. I didn't even find a job after graduating soon. When I was young, I really thought that I could be a celestial master with extraordinary destiny, but life stumbled me a lot." Si Ling looked at him, "I I’m 23 years old, so what if I really open my eyes now? I won’t be the next Si Ling Fuyu, I can’t turn the tide and save the common people, even worse than my dad. I really didn’t get the male lead script, It’s better to continue to be my ordinary male college student, right.”

"You worship Si Ling Fuyu?" The man seemed to have heard some joke, and then asked, "Why?"

"Of course I worship Ancestor Fuyu. If there was no Ancestor Fuyu, the Si Ling family would probably not survive today. If the ancestors hadn't subdued Qi Lie, the Three Realms might have been destroyed." Si Ling replied.

"Who do later generations hate and love? It's just based on one or two legends. Can you understand him and know what makes him truly worthy of love?" He asked.

27.

Siling didn't answer, he didn't like chatting with this kind of people.He said he likes to eat tomatoes, and he asked, do you know how tomatoes are grown and how many varieties there are? If you don’t know these things, do you still say you like tomatoes?It's annoying, I don't even know who he is, he has already started preaching.

"If Siling Fuyu is standing in front of you right now, and you ask him if he is willing to be this celestial master, guess what his answer will be?"

Si Ling frowned subconsciously, feeling that the man in front of him was very impolite, and it would be very disrespectful to slander the Lord in front of fans: "Of course the ancestor is willing, his deeds have been passed down from generation to generation, and the descendants of our Si Ling all regard the ancestor as their honour." Model, why do you think he is unwilling?"

"If he personally tells you that you don't want it, will you still worship him?" the man asked.

"That's okay. He has worked hard all his life for the common people of the Three Realms. It is normal for him to just want to be an ordinary person in his next life. You belong to the category of moral kidnapping. People in the world should not only worship great men, but also have compassion from looking down. Because he was once very powerful, do you want to be a hero of the Three Realms for life after life?"

"Correct."

"you do not……"

"You are much more free than him, he has no choice. The blood of your Si Ling family is a curse."

28.

Siling didn't get up until after nine o'clock in the morning, and when he woke up, his eldest brother had disappeared.

It was raining lightly on Fuyu Mountain, and the sky was gray. Standing under the eaves and looking up at the dark clouds covering it, my mood was also dull.

There was no one in the game room, and the rooms of the second brother and the third brother were also empty, and even the quilts were neatly folded.Siling couldn't help complaining in his heart: Usually he never folds the quilt in the dormitory, but when he sleeps in other people's house, the quilt is folded so squarely.

Si Ling's head was a little groggy, he didn't know if it was because of the weather or something else, he pressed his temples and recalled the memory of last night, only "m" "'f" "x" "y" The first time I remembered that my father came back with a man in red before going to bed and they bumped into him, but the appearance of the man in red was still blurred in my mind.

"Are you awake?" Si Ling's father came in from the main entrance, and as soon as he entered, he saw his son standing in a daze at the door.

"Where are my roommates?" Si Ling asked.

"I just sent them away, saying that I have to go back to write a thesis, and it is inconvenient to live here for too long."

"It's fine if I go with them, and it's not convenient for me to live here for too long. I still have papers."

After Si Ling said this, his father slapped him on the head, "This is your house, what nonsense!"

Siling held his head and protested: "What are you doing!"

29.

"I can't let you wait until August when the gates of hell are opened. Lonely souls have been running around recently, and accidents have happened frequently around Fuyu Mountain. Hurry up and write your thesis at home. Can you finish it in three days? After finishing it, start preparing to succeed the celestial master." .”

"Three days!? You never went to college after hearing what you said." Si Ling said.

Not surprisingly, he received another slap.

Si Ling's father: "Of course I never went to college. If it wasn't because you couldn't see ghosts since you were a child, I wouldn't let you go to college!"

Si Ling: "I don't agree with what you said. Let's not talk about whether you are a charlatan or not. Don't you need a diploma to catch ghosts?"

Si Ling's father: "Did the university teach you how to catch ghosts?"

Siling: "Are there no college student ghosts in this world? Are there no high-spirited ghosts? You can't communicate with them, how can you catch them!"

Si Ling's father: "I'm talking to a ghost! I don't care what kind of ghost he is, just take him away!"

Si Ling: "You are too violent. Violent law enforcement will not work in the 21st century."

Si Ling's father: "If you continue to talk nonsense with me, I will let you know how the words "violent law enforcement" are written.

Si Ling: "Besides, it's not like you haven't communicated with ghosts before, did you forget the time when you begged someone to show me quickly?"

Si Ling's father: "Say one more thing?!"

Si Ling: "..."

30.

Si Ling deeply feels that it is already the 21st century, and ghost catching should also be certified to work, instead of kidnapping people with the surname Si Ling, you must become a celestial master.

If you have a certificate to work, how many ordinary people without the blood of the celestial master can realize their dreams, and how many descendants of the celestial master who have no blood but no ambition can get rid of their fate.For example, find a job, flirt with the beautiful woman next to you, fall in love, rent a house and raise cats and dogs.

Rather than being forced by his charlatan father to finish his graduation thesis in three days and prepare to succeed him as a heavenly master.

"Dad, I really think your decision is very irrational. Do you think I look like the material for a master? If I really succeed, the prestige of the Si Ling family for thousands of years will be destroyed in my hands." It’s nothing. If I encounter a ghost that I can’t beat and is killed by it, wouldn’t I also become a ghost on the spot? When the time comes, will you catch him first or me first? "

……

Si Ling's father was very speechless, he was really too speechless, and he was rarely so speechless at such an advanced age in this life.Si Ling was obviously not like this before, did the literature major just teach him how to argue with his father?

Si Ling's father: "If you piss me off now, I will become a ghost first, and I will be the first to seek your life."

Si Ling: "I have the blood of a celestial master, aren't you afraid of me?"

Si Ling's father: ...

31.

All in all, Siling was detained on Fuyu Mountain.

Regarding the fact that his socialist successor was forcibly detained as a heavenly master, the person involved expressed that he did not want to talk: "So socialism is better, what does socialism stand for? Be scientific and reasonable in everything, right? They forced me to go Catching ghosts is neither scientific nor reasonable.”

There was hardly anyone in the Si Ling's house during the whole day. My father and sister usually recuperate during the day and go out to work at night, but now they have disappeared during the day, only their grandma who watched him not to go out.

He hates the top-end computer in the game room, which can play games very smoothly, let alone write papers.A thesis always needs to be written, ghosts need to be caught, and a university degree must be graduated. In Siling's mind, a college degree is definitely more important than catching ghosts.

At twelve o'clock at noon, Grandma knocked on the door and asked Si Ling to have dinner. She said that the kitchen food was ready, and asked him whether he wanted to eat in the restaurant or bring it to his house.Siling was looking up a reference, and the dense text made his head grow big, and he shouted: "I'm going out to eat, grandma! I'm not running away, so don't look at me, it's still raining outside, you go and rest Bar!"

Grandma didn't hear back.

The next moment, bursts of ringtones came from a distance, from distant and vague sounds to gradually clear, faster and faster.

Siling suddenly stopped what he was doing. He still hasn't forgotten what he learned when he was a child: All ghosts follow me, and lead the soul to the place of birth. This is the soul-inducing bell!Impossible, how could Fuyu Mountain have the sound of soul-inducing bells?

But suddenly, something flashed in front of Si Ling's eyes, a piece of red "m" "'f" "x" "y" %攉木格沃失色, fuzzy, someone laughed softly——You, Si Ling The blood of the family is a curse.

32.

"Grandma? Grandma!" When Si Ling opened the door, he saw the grandma lying outside the door. He had just called her twice and felt that this scene seemed familiar.

Mortals cannot listen to the soul bell.

Si Ling didn't know why these two words popped up out of nowhere in his mind, but Grandma's breathing was still steady, so Si Ling felt a little relieved.But why didn't he fall into a coma?If mortals can't listen to the soul bell, then I...

wrong!

Si Ling thought of something and stood up abruptly.

The bell rang quite quickly, making Si Ling restless.There is only a wall between Si Ling's house and the main peak of Fuyu Mountain, Yuhuangding. If he wants to go to the scenic spot of Fuyu Mountain, he can either take the cable car down and enter through the main entrance, or he can choose to climb over the wall.

There was no time for Si Ling to sway slowly down the cable car, but the high wall lay in front of him, and it was definitely not something ordinary people could easily climb over.Si Ling rubbed his hands, and said silently in his heart: Ancestor Fuyu, in an emergency, if you are alive, you must bless me——

Si Ling rushed out suddenly, stepping on the gravel and mud under his feet, and after a run-up, he directly climbed up the high wall, using his strength to climb up!I'm stupid!Si Ling held onto the wall with one hand, and finished what he hadn't finished saying in his heart: You must bless me to survive a catastrophe!Thank you Fuyu Ancestor!

He couldn't hold it for too long, and felt that it took all his strength in his life to successfully climb up the wall.But he didn't need to turn over at all, standing on the top of the wall, he could see the situation of Yuhuangding, and countless tourists were fainted on the ladder to heaven.

It's raining today, most people are holding umbrellas.But now the colorful umbrellas rolled down to the side, and the Jade Emperor Temple on the top of Fuyu Mountain was close in front of them, but they fell on the Tongtian Ladder, their bodies completely drenched by the rain.

On this Fuyu mountain, the soul-inducing bell is still ringing.