The 21st Century Doesn't Need a Celestial Master
Chapter 18 94-97
94.
Ji Henian grabs Si Ling in horror, thinking what is going on here, no one in the real circle knows that the Si Ling family has a bloody enmity with demons and goblins, especially ghost king Qi Lie!
Although the legend version that is widely circulated today is: the Celestial Masters united with several major families, backed by heavenly soldiers and generals to encircle and suppress, and finally subdue and suppress the evil ghost Qi Lie.
But this is just a glorified legend.
Back then, Qi Lie cultivated by slaughtering his own kind to absorb his cultivation, so many ghosts and ghosts were wiped out and never reborn forever.
It's hard to manage the top ones, let's do it. The friendly relationship between the gods and demons collapsed. In the final analysis, Qi Lie doesn't belong to whoever is in charge. You mean the underworld?Yan Wang used the current words to say that he was just a civil servant sent by his superiors to work in the mountains, and he couldn't control Qi Lie at all; no matter, Qi Lie caused disasters for the Quartet and disturbed the Three Realms. It is not an exaggeration to say that there are many complaints. In fact, I can't sit still.
In the end, I can only wave my hand, so let the professional counterparts come. Is this group of celestial masters capable of being top-notch?If this matter is done well, if it is done, he will be a civil servant directly.
The celestial masters below listened, who wouldn't want to be a civil servant on top?Being a teacher in this life may not be what you will be reborn in the next life, even if you are a pig, dog, chicken or duck.
However, at that time, Siling Fuyu was already an existence that all the celestial masters could not hold a candle to. As the plot progressed, it was natural that at the end, the point of Siling Fuyu's sword did not enter Qi Lie's chest. It's now under the pressure of Fuyu Mountain, I'm afraid that he will run out again to do evil.
How much hatred is this?After calculation, it has been more than 700 years, 700 years, if Qi Lie has been practicing for these 700 years, he might have been assigned to the Nantian Gate and sat on the seat above him, but now he has just come out of the barrier of Fuyu Mountain.
Wasn't the first thing he did when he came out to kill all the members of Si Ling's family? ? ?
95.
Ji Henian asked Siling in a low voice: "He made your leg? Why did he come out of the enchantment? Let me just say that your family and your father's generation are really not good enough. Don't engage in metaphysics and engage in socialism." Construction is the last word. He didn’t come out until the power of Fuyu Mountain’s enchantment was almost dissipated, but his power must be like that, otherwise he wouldn’t stand here honestly..."
Si Ling glanced at Qi Lie in embarrassment, and winked desperately at Ji Henian: "My leg was an accident, it has nothing to do with him, he sent me back! Don't say a few words."
Ji Henian frowned, Si Ling's indistinct appearance of helping outsiders is really pitiful: "Are you crazy! That's Qi Lie, you are the descendant of Si Ling's fuyu, your ancestors were all-powerful back then. The sword was almost stabbed to death!"
For a moment, Si Ling didn't know how to explain to Ji Henian, after all, he was much clearer than Ji Henian about the previous facts.But the fact now is also here: it was Qi Lie who repeatedly helped him and even saved his life, although he might not have encountered these dangers without Qi Lie.
The three of them were stalemate at the door of Siling's dormitory. It was supposed to be lunch time, which happened to coincide with the eldest brother and second brother returning from the cafeteria.
The eldest brother saw a group of people blocking the door of the dormitory from a distance, and took a closer look: hey!Si Ling's concubine, isn't it? I just saw the photo in the group last night, and this appearance must be unforgettable.The second brother is even more familiar, isn't this concubine brother, I just met this morning!
Ji Henian often came to Siling's dormitory, and all his roommates knew him.
So the second brother greeted Ji Henian very enthusiastically: "Brother Ji is here?"
And rather gossipy, he leaned into Ji Henian's ear and asked: "Brother Ji, you and Si Ling are young, you must know this person, right? Are they bamboo horses or descended from heaven? You're about to graduate and you're keeping it from us. Hey, Si Ling doesn't even like someone so handsome, and your gay vision is too high."
???
Ji Henian's eyes widened!
Ji Henian's world collapsed!
96.
Qi Lie sat leisurely on the chair brought to him by his third brother, with four fingers twirling the glass of iced Coke that his second brother poured him, listening to Si Ling explaining beside him, his mouth was dry.
Si Ling was still limping, and Ji Henian and his eldest brother and second brother surrounded him, as if interrogating a prisoner, although the subject of the interrogation seemed to be different.
Brother: "You asked me to tell you how good you are, Si Ling. Before you introduced Brother Ji to us, you specifically asked us if we had any opinions on homosexuality. We all thought you were going to come out of the closet, so we showed you all our hearts. Say no problem, don't say you are gay, even if you like turtles and lizards, we are brothers, you have to say you are not. You still don't trust us from the bottom of your heart, and don't treat us as brothers."
Ji Henian: "Tell me the truth, when did you secretly communicate with the song? How far has it progressed? Did he let you bleed or... anyway, did you do those messy magic tricks? Does your father know? If you don’t know about this, tell me honestly, or I’ll contact your dad right away and ask him to solve the matter!”
With one leg propped on the bed and the other hanging under the bed, Si Ling felt helpless, weak and lonely.
Siling: "I really didn't! Why don't you believe me? Besides, he didn't admit that he was chasing me. It's just a misunderstanding!"
The third brother is not the kind of character to chase and question, so he is sitting next to Qi Lie at this moment.My concubine came to be a guest in the dormitory, and they all surrounded him to question Si Ling, and no one entertained the guests anymore, it was outrageous.
The third brother found out a bag of melon seeds, pushed it in front of Qi Lie, and said in a kind voice, "Don't take offense, they just care about Si Ling. But since Si Ling said it was a misunderstanding, I don't know..."
Qi Lie thanked him, but didn't reach out to pick up the package of melon seeds. Faced with the subtle hint from the third brother's pause, he thought for a while and said calmly: "Si Ling taught me a word today."
The third brother followed his words and asked, "What word?"
Qi Lie smiled: "gay."
97.
Qi Lie was kicked out of the dormitory by Si Ling.
Si Ling was limping on one leg and didn't even bother to hold a cane. He hopped on one leg and grabbed Qi Lie's wrist and pulled him out of the dormitory. Roommates are isolated.
Si Ling was aggressive: "Don't make trouble for me! Did I teach you what 'gay' means on this occasion? I was worried that you would not be able to keep up with the development of the times, you..."
Having just become lame, Si Ling has not yet adapted to the secret of maintaining balance on one leg.When he said this, he suddenly swayed unsteadily, and he was about to fall. The sky was spinning, and when he saw what was in front of him again, he found that he was already in Qi Lie's arms.
Siling: "..." What was he talking about just now?
Qi Lie supported Si Ling's waist with one hand, his expression didn't move, he still had that relaxed look, when he lowered his head and saw Si Ling staring at him, he had a question: "Huh?"
A string of lines from Si Ling's mouth froze, and he paused for a while: "Don't make any moves, people and ghosts can't stand it."
Qi Lie didn't let go: "Can you stand still?"
Si Ling: "I'll support the wall."
Qi Lie nodded, let go of him very gentlemanly, and made a more gentlemanly "please" gesture.Si Ling was going to support the wall with one hand, but he did not forget to pick up what he had just said: "I am really grateful that you saved my life when the water monster was there, and thank you very much for helping..."
The wall is clearly in front of you!
But Siling's outstretched hand suddenly fell through the wall and passed through the wall. He suddenly widened his eyes and looked at his hand in disbelief.His words paused again, but the center of gravity was already on the outstretched hand, and the shift of the center of gravity happened in an instant, and Si Ling didn't have time to react, but he still didn't fall this time.
And crashed into Qi Lie's arms again.
Si Ling took a deep breath and gritted his teeth: "...Qi Lie."
Qi Lie said with a smile: "It's called Your Honor."
fall back
Let me scold first: I’m so short qwq
Ji Henian grabs Si Ling in horror, thinking what is going on here, no one in the real circle knows that the Si Ling family has a bloody enmity with demons and goblins, especially ghost king Qi Lie!
Although the legend version that is widely circulated today is: the Celestial Masters united with several major families, backed by heavenly soldiers and generals to encircle and suppress, and finally subdue and suppress the evil ghost Qi Lie.
But this is just a glorified legend.
Back then, Qi Lie cultivated by slaughtering his own kind to absorb his cultivation, so many ghosts and ghosts were wiped out and never reborn forever.
It's hard to manage the top ones, let's do it. The friendly relationship between the gods and demons collapsed. In the final analysis, Qi Lie doesn't belong to whoever is in charge. You mean the underworld?Yan Wang used the current words to say that he was just a civil servant sent by his superiors to work in the mountains, and he couldn't control Qi Lie at all; no matter, Qi Lie caused disasters for the Quartet and disturbed the Three Realms. It is not an exaggeration to say that there are many complaints. In fact, I can't sit still.
In the end, I can only wave my hand, so let the professional counterparts come. Is this group of celestial masters capable of being top-notch?If this matter is done well, if it is done, he will be a civil servant directly.
The celestial masters below listened, who wouldn't want to be a civil servant on top?Being a teacher in this life may not be what you will be reborn in the next life, even if you are a pig, dog, chicken or duck.
However, at that time, Siling Fuyu was already an existence that all the celestial masters could not hold a candle to. As the plot progressed, it was natural that at the end, the point of Siling Fuyu's sword did not enter Qi Lie's chest. It's now under the pressure of Fuyu Mountain, I'm afraid that he will run out again to do evil.
How much hatred is this?After calculation, it has been more than 700 years, 700 years, if Qi Lie has been practicing for these 700 years, he might have been assigned to the Nantian Gate and sat on the seat above him, but now he has just come out of the barrier of Fuyu Mountain.
Wasn't the first thing he did when he came out to kill all the members of Si Ling's family? ? ?
95.
Ji Henian asked Siling in a low voice: "He made your leg? Why did he come out of the enchantment? Let me just say that your family and your father's generation are really not good enough. Don't engage in metaphysics and engage in socialism." Construction is the last word. He didn’t come out until the power of Fuyu Mountain’s enchantment was almost dissipated, but his power must be like that, otherwise he wouldn’t stand here honestly..."
Si Ling glanced at Qi Lie in embarrassment, and winked desperately at Ji Henian: "My leg was an accident, it has nothing to do with him, he sent me back! Don't say a few words."
Ji Henian frowned, Si Ling's indistinct appearance of helping outsiders is really pitiful: "Are you crazy! That's Qi Lie, you are the descendant of Si Ling's fuyu, your ancestors were all-powerful back then. The sword was almost stabbed to death!"
For a moment, Si Ling didn't know how to explain to Ji Henian, after all, he was much clearer than Ji Henian about the previous facts.But the fact now is also here: it was Qi Lie who repeatedly helped him and even saved his life, although he might not have encountered these dangers without Qi Lie.
The three of them were stalemate at the door of Siling's dormitory. It was supposed to be lunch time, which happened to coincide with the eldest brother and second brother returning from the cafeteria.
The eldest brother saw a group of people blocking the door of the dormitory from a distance, and took a closer look: hey!Si Ling's concubine, isn't it? I just saw the photo in the group last night, and this appearance must be unforgettable.The second brother is even more familiar, isn't this concubine brother, I just met this morning!
Ji Henian often came to Siling's dormitory, and all his roommates knew him.
So the second brother greeted Ji Henian very enthusiastically: "Brother Ji is here?"
And rather gossipy, he leaned into Ji Henian's ear and asked: "Brother Ji, you and Si Ling are young, you must know this person, right? Are they bamboo horses or descended from heaven? You're about to graduate and you're keeping it from us. Hey, Si Ling doesn't even like someone so handsome, and your gay vision is too high."
???
Ji Henian's eyes widened!
Ji Henian's world collapsed!
96.
Qi Lie sat leisurely on the chair brought to him by his third brother, with four fingers twirling the glass of iced Coke that his second brother poured him, listening to Si Ling explaining beside him, his mouth was dry.
Si Ling was still limping, and Ji Henian and his eldest brother and second brother surrounded him, as if interrogating a prisoner, although the subject of the interrogation seemed to be different.
Brother: "You asked me to tell you how good you are, Si Ling. Before you introduced Brother Ji to us, you specifically asked us if we had any opinions on homosexuality. We all thought you were going to come out of the closet, so we showed you all our hearts. Say no problem, don't say you are gay, even if you like turtles and lizards, we are brothers, you have to say you are not. You still don't trust us from the bottom of your heart, and don't treat us as brothers."
Ji Henian: "Tell me the truth, when did you secretly communicate with the song? How far has it progressed? Did he let you bleed or... anyway, did you do those messy magic tricks? Does your father know? If you don’t know about this, tell me honestly, or I’ll contact your dad right away and ask him to solve the matter!”
With one leg propped on the bed and the other hanging under the bed, Si Ling felt helpless, weak and lonely.
Siling: "I really didn't! Why don't you believe me? Besides, he didn't admit that he was chasing me. It's just a misunderstanding!"
The third brother is not the kind of character to chase and question, so he is sitting next to Qi Lie at this moment.My concubine came to be a guest in the dormitory, and they all surrounded him to question Si Ling, and no one entertained the guests anymore, it was outrageous.
The third brother found out a bag of melon seeds, pushed it in front of Qi Lie, and said in a kind voice, "Don't take offense, they just care about Si Ling. But since Si Ling said it was a misunderstanding, I don't know..."
Qi Lie thanked him, but didn't reach out to pick up the package of melon seeds. Faced with the subtle hint from the third brother's pause, he thought for a while and said calmly: "Si Ling taught me a word today."
The third brother followed his words and asked, "What word?"
Qi Lie smiled: "gay."
97.
Qi Lie was kicked out of the dormitory by Si Ling.
Si Ling was limping on one leg and didn't even bother to hold a cane. He hopped on one leg and grabbed Qi Lie's wrist and pulled him out of the dormitory. Roommates are isolated.
Si Ling was aggressive: "Don't make trouble for me! Did I teach you what 'gay' means on this occasion? I was worried that you would not be able to keep up with the development of the times, you..."
Having just become lame, Si Ling has not yet adapted to the secret of maintaining balance on one leg.When he said this, he suddenly swayed unsteadily, and he was about to fall. The sky was spinning, and when he saw what was in front of him again, he found that he was already in Qi Lie's arms.
Siling: "..." What was he talking about just now?
Qi Lie supported Si Ling's waist with one hand, his expression didn't move, he still had that relaxed look, when he lowered his head and saw Si Ling staring at him, he had a question: "Huh?"
A string of lines from Si Ling's mouth froze, and he paused for a while: "Don't make any moves, people and ghosts can't stand it."
Qi Lie didn't let go: "Can you stand still?"
Si Ling: "I'll support the wall."
Qi Lie nodded, let go of him very gentlemanly, and made a more gentlemanly "please" gesture.Si Ling was going to support the wall with one hand, but he did not forget to pick up what he had just said: "I am really grateful that you saved my life when the water monster was there, and thank you very much for helping..."
The wall is clearly in front of you!
But Siling's outstretched hand suddenly fell through the wall and passed through the wall. He suddenly widened his eyes and looked at his hand in disbelief.His words paused again, but the center of gravity was already on the outstretched hand, and the shift of the center of gravity happened in an instant, and Si Ling didn't have time to react, but he still didn't fall this time.
And crashed into Qi Lie's arms again.
Si Ling took a deep breath and gritted his teeth: "...Qi Lie."
Qi Lie said with a smile: "It's called Your Honor."
fall back
Let me scold first: I’m so short qwq
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