The 21st Century Doesn't Need a Celestial Master

80.

To say that you write a paper all night is to really write a paper all night.

It is normal for college students to stay up all night writing papers when they are approaching graduation. Si Ling was delayed for two days. At six o'clock in the morning, his tutor sent him a message to ask him how his progress was. The tutor felt that the sky was falling, so he could only lie urgently: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I checked the information all night last night, but I overslept today!"

The lies I tell are to be fulfilled by myself.

The progress of the eldest brother's dissertation was gratifying, and the second brother, who came back late and didn't occupy a seat in the library, went to the Internet cafe in front of the school with Siling.

Si Ling usually also plays games, but he is not the type who is addicted to games and often fights all night.As soon as the two of them entered the Internet cafe, they were suffocated by the smoky environment, and planned to quickly open a private room for two people as a clean stream of the Internet cafe for writing papers all night.

Si Ling came directly from the library, and when he turned on the machine, he realized that he forgot to bring his ID card.

"Fill out the registration form." The night shift at the front desk was a young man with dark circles about to fall to his chin. He looked less than 30 years old and had a cigarette in his mouth.

Si Ling took a pen to fill in the form, but didn't notice a person standing behind him.

The guy at the front desk pointed behind Si Ling: "Go ahead, he didn't bring his ID card, did you?"

Si Ling finished writing his ID number in a row, and while writing, he wished that my thesis could be written so smoothly, and then he heard the pleasant voice behind him, like jade objects colliding, say a question mark on his face: " What is an ID card?"

Siling turned his head back in horror, his eyes widened: "Damn it! It's the middle of the night to hell!"

81.

The rainy night in March is still very cold, especially now that it is already past eleven o'clock, Si Ling endured the desire to be shivering from the cold and stared at the ghost standing in front of him: "You... come to surf the Internet???"

Qi Lie's expression was calm, without any embarrassment or embarrassment that he didn't know what an ID card was or what surfing the Internet was. He said in a very natural and confident tone, "What does surfing the Internet mean?"

The two of them are standing at the entrance of the Internet cafe. The Internet cafe outside the university is now the closing time for the dormitories. Many college students use this time to stay overnight.They just said a few words, and two or three people passed by them, and looked at them with strange eyes.

Si Ling had a painful expression on his face, and bravely pulled Qi Lie's sleeve, trying to drag him to the side, to the side wall of the Internet cafe, where no one would come and go.

Qi Lie didn't respond to his movements, but raised his eyebrows slightly: "What are you doing?"

Si Ling explained: "My lord, it is already 2022! Do you understand the concept of 2022? A piece of cloth can play videos and an iron box can run around on the road. I didn't mean you are ignorant, but you are standing on the street and asking What do I mean by surfing the Internet is like someone asking you what you mean by eating, it's weird!"

Qi Lie didn't speak, and let him drag him into a small corner.

Of course Qi Lie couldn't be here to surf the Internet, he doesn't even have an ID card.

Siling asked him in a low voice: "Did my father ask you to arrest me?"

Qi Lie: "Do you think I'm your servant?"

Si Ling shook his head instantly: "No, no, that's not what it means, then why you came here..."

Qi Lie: "Go online."

Si Ling: "..."

Qi Lie: "What is an ID card? Borrow it."

Si Ling: "..."

82.

With great difficulty, Si Ling explained to Qi Lie clearly: ID card is the proof of a person's identity, and now registration of ID card is done with the Public Security Bureau—the Public Security Bureau is the Yamen—networked...the networked is...damn!

All in all, everyone has an ID card, which cannot be lent to others, and you, a thousand-year-old ghost, can't get an ID card at all, so you can't surf the Internet.

Qi Lie still stood silent.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Si Ling suddenly felt that his tone was too fierce. Although he is a thousand years old, he doesn't understand anything in the modern social environment. What's the difference between him and a baby, no!And isn't he out of touch with society because he was suppressed by Fuyu's ancestors? Otherwise, if he has progressed with society in the past 700 years, he must be a ghost with advanced thinking. In the final analysis, it is the karma of his Si Ling family.

Si Ling couldn't help but feel soft-hearted again, and even said something that violated morality: "But...you are very skilled, you just want to go in and surf the Internet, there must be a way."

Laws and morals are used to regulate people, and it seems that they don't apply to ghosts either, Si Ling comforted himself in this way.

He said that the tricks are superb, which means that Qi Lie can use some non-scientific methods to get in and surf the Internet, isn't it very simple for him.

But he didn't expect that when he watched Qi Lie come to the front desk again, there was a man wearing a floral shirt at the front desk.Si Ling knew this man, he was the owner of this Internet cafe, and he was gay. He was very famous in their school, and he often lay down outside the playground to watch handsome guys during physical education classes in the gym.

Flower Shirt's eyes lit up when he saw Qi Lie: "Handsome guy, are you online?"

Qi Lie looked at him: "No ID card."

The flowered shirt quickly waved his hand: "It's a small matter, you can use mine this time, but next time the handsome guy must remember to bring his ID card~"

Talking about the flowered shirt and handing over his ID card, deliberately revealing the photo on it, Si Ling peeked at it, it should be taken when he was a student, he looks much younger than now, and his facial features are considered pretty.

Qi Lie reached out to take it, and the fingers of the two touched together.

The floral shirt said affectionately, "Handsome guy, your hands are so cold."

Qi Lie swiped his ID card: "Well, just don't touch it."

Floral shirt: "..."

Si Ling: I don’t know why, but it’s so cool.

83.

The second brother had already opened a private room and waited for Si Ling to come in and join him in a sweet double row to fight at HowNet until dawn. After waiting for more than ten minutes, there was no sign of Si Ling. He was thinking that this kid would not be sleepy and go back to the dormitory to sleep. Well, I heard someone knock on the door of the private room.

The second brother opened the door and saw Si Ling and another handsome guy standing at the door.

The second brother, He De He Neng, an ordinary straight man, can see two handsome guys standing side by side in a small broken Internet cafe in front of the school.

Si Ling's appearance is already outstanding.

In their dormitory, the boss is obsessed with class and basically never skips class. Every eighth morning, he can answer the teacher with a disheveled "yes", but his appearance is really a bit unreliable. When he stops there, he gives people a feeling that this person is in the dormitory. Definitely never wash socks.

The second brother is somewhat addicted to playing games. He usually plays some games to earn pocket money in his spare time. He is not as shabby as the boss, but he is also very ordinary if he doesn’t clean up. However, he has the advantage of height, he is 1.8 meters seven, at most he can say not ugly.

In fact, the third child looks good, but the third child has a gentle personality, and his aura is also a little too weak. This kind of temperament blurs the appearance that is actually good to the point where it is actually just mediocre.

Then there's Si Ling, who surprised everyone on the first day of school, with his facial features, figure, and red lips and white teeth, which are so attractive.It’s true that from childhood to adulthood, apart from live broadcasts on TV, there are really not many opportunities to see handsome guys in daily life.But Si Ling is not very tall, boys in the north who are less than 1.8 meters are a little bit handicapped, so Si Ling also failed to become a campus male god.

Qi Lie: "Who is he?"

Si Ling: "Uh, my roommate, we are going to write the paper overnight."

Qi Lie: "Paper?"

Si Ling: "Anyway, I have something to do, you can go over there to play, if you have nothing to do, it's best not to disturb me."

Qi Lie: "I'm with you."

Si Ling: "No, I have an appointment with my roommate, and I..."

Qi Lie: "Deliberately went down the mountain to find you, you don't want to be with me?"

84.

The second brother looked at Si Ling in horror.

Siling looked at Qi Lie in horror.

Si Ling quickly explained: "No, second brother, listen to me, this is... er, this is the son of my father's relative. He had a fever and burned his brain when he was young. He was playing at my house yesterday. For some reason, he came with me. coming."

Qi Lie raised his eyebrows.

Qi Lie was obviously dissatisfied.

The second brother frowned.

The second brother obviously didn't believe it.

The second brother hesitated to speak: "It's not me, Si Ling, he doesn't look like a fool. In fact, you can also tell us about your personal affairs. Although I am not, I don't discriminate against you."

The second brother picked up his bag and left: "Then I'll change to another private room and do it myself, you two... chat slowly. My brother, we are really just roommates, nothing else, don't worry."

Si Ling grabbed the corner of the second brother's clothes, his hands were ruthlessly ripped away, and he gave him an expression of "I didn't expect you to have such a flirtatious love history".It's over, Si Ling believes that it won't take a while for everyone in the dormitory to know that he has such a romantic relationship. He is so handsome and Si Ling doesn't want to, so he chases him to the school.

Si Ling glanced at Qi Lie who Shi Shiran was sitting in front of the computer, and gritted his teeth.

Si Ling gave up on himself: "I'll show you a movie, don't disturb me writing my thesis, I really don't have time to accompany you, and I don't want to participate in your affairs, you can go back after watching the movie, don't come to me again. "

He leaned over to look for a movie for Qi Lie, wondering if Qi Lie could understand simplified Chinese characters, and said to Baidu openly, "Is there any movie that captures the ghost king and then executes him, the best is to praise the celestial master", he was searching, and the one in the private room The door opened suddenly.

A mobile phone came in, the camera pointed at them, and there was a "click".

Then came the second brother's voice: "Hey, I'm sorry, you two continue."

Siling shouted: "You deleted it for me!!!"

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