Dwarf and Snow White

On the first weekend after school started, Ling Xing returned home.

Shanxia Town, where his family is located, is quite far from the suburban area where Jinlan High School is located. With the urban area as the center, the two places are exactly one north and one south, falling on two extremes.To go back, I have to take the expressway. After three classes on Saturday morning, I leave school, take the school bus back to the town, and then transfer to the bus to return home. My family members have already finished their lunch.

Before entering high school, except for going to the provincial capital once with his family when he was a child, Ling Xing had never been out of Shanxia Town, and the farthest place he went was the urban area of ​​Nanbin City.He seldom rides for such a long time. He sat in the car once at the beginning of school, and he was bumped again only a week later.When he pulled the suitcase into the store at home, Ling Xing secretly decided that unless it was a long vacation, he would not go home on ordinary weekends and would stay overnight at school.

Ling Xing's family opened a small supermarket, with a store in the front and a room in the back. It was just after lunch, and the sun was scorching hot, and no one came to patronize the business. Ling Xing's father was sitting at the cash register, shaking a fan.

When Ling Xing entered the door, his father Ling Yunhong hadn't reacted yet: "Choose what you want to buy... Son, are you back?"

Ling Xing nodded, and his father drove him into the back room to eat.The weather was hot and he had just finished the car ride. He seemed to be suffering from bitter summer syndrome. Ling Xing had no appetite, so he only drank a bowl of sweet soup.

"Son, are you still comfortable in school? Are the high school classes difficult? How is getting along with classmates?" Mother Liu Fang sat on the side, looking at her son, whom she hadn't seen for a week, and eagerly asked many questions.

Ling Xing replied one by one: "Adaptation, I didn't teach many classes at the beginning of school, so it's not difficult, and my classmates are pretty good."

Liu Fang said again: "In your aristocratic school, the classmates' families are all rich, so don't compare yourself with others."

Ling Xing let out a "huh", finished the soup, washed the dishes, and went upstairs to his room.

A normal public high school only pays [-] yuan per semester. Jinlan High School is a boarding school, and it is also a private school. The fees are indeed much higher than ordinary schools. It's called a noble school.

Ling Xing’s grades in the high school entrance examination are very average, and he cannot go to a good public school in the city. There are only two high schools in the town, and the conditions are not very good, and the school spirit is not good. It's from these two high schools.Ling Xing's parents were afraid that he would not do well in high school, and his sister who had just entered college also said that high school was a very important stage, so the whole family decided to send him to Jinlan High School.

The tuition fees are a bit expensive, but Ling Xing’s family can’t afford it, and the house is fully enclosed and strictly controlled. The children who go to study there are also relatively well-off. In the long run, it is more utilitarian, and Ling Xing will grow up in the future. , These classmates are all his contacts.Speaking of the present, it is not like the schools in the town. Many students drop out of school and work part-time in the middle of their studies. After they come out, they continue to hook up with current students.

Ling Xing went back to the room and turned on the computer, added the penguin numbers of the students who had written down in school this week, and made notes one by one, and was dragged to the class again.He watched the awkward conversation among the class for a while, and Lin Linling from the drama club poked him.

Lin Linling's profile picture is very Two-dimensional. It is a pair of ACG characters hugging each other, and they are both boys.Ling Xing can barely be regarded as an otaku. Although he doesn't show it very much at ordinary times, he will follow the new episodes updated every week.He also knew about homestead rot, but now he chose to pretend that he didn't see Lin Linling's profile picture.

When he was in junior high school, he had a lot of rotten female classmates. Because he was handsome and thin, he was sexually abused every day, which made him unbearably disturbed, so that his first impression when he saw rotten girls was that he felt a little bit Fear.

After chatting for a few words, Lin Linling sent him a document and left a message: Ling Xing, please take a look, this is a script I wrote. I discussed it with the president. Our first drama should be funny, so I spoofed the story of Snow White.

Ling Xing opened it and glanced at it. He felt that Lin Linling's writing was quite decent, and then carefully looked at the cast and crew allocation table, and he was actually asked to play the heroine!

Ling Xing immediately didn't want to do it anymore, and sent Lin Linling a loveless emoji: Why did you let me play the heroine? I don't want it.

Lin Linling replied in seconds: You have to watch it first before talking about it. It is said to be a comedy show, and it is definitely not for you to pretend to be a girl in a serious manner.Haven't you seen Stephen Chow's crossover movies? It's so funny.

After Lin Linling said so, Ling Xing had no choice but to bite the bullet and read the script.

This is an adapted version of Snow White and the Dwarfs.It is said that the king gave birth to a handsome boy, but he was jealous that his son was more handsome than himself. He tossed his son in different ways every day, dressed him in tattered clothes, and smeared dirt on his face, trying to make him look ugly.When the son grew up, in order to avoid this kind of torture, he took the initiative to put on a long skirt and said that he was actually a princess, and that there was no man more handsome than the king in the whole world. The king was very satisfied.

However, after his son dressed up as a princess, the king didn't know if he was too involved in the drama. He even forgot that the princess was originally a man and wanted to betroth him to a prince from a neighboring country. The princess was frightened and fled in a hurry, lost in the forest Road, was brought home by the dwarf in the forest, and then the fake princess had a secret love affair with the dwarf...

The script is fairly well thought-out, and in addition to the well-loved stalks of women in costumes, there are also many other cute and funny stalks that young people nowadays can laugh at, and the actors' dialogues are also humorous.

In the final confession scene, the princess went to the wall to thump a dwarf who was shorter than him, and forced the dwarf into a corner with no way out. The princess smiled charmingly and said, "Say, marry me or not, I'm ready I paid nine yuan, you nod now, and we will run to the Civil Affairs Bureau immediately."

The dwarf was stunned: "But this is a fictional fairy tale world, where is the Civil Affairs Bureau?"

The one who plays the princess is a boy, and the one who plays the dwarf is naturally a girl. The double play is interesting, and the president Xu Han plays it himself.

Ling Xing thought about it, Xu Han was indeed shorter than himself, but the difference in height between the two was not too big, there was no way to act out the contrast between the tall princess and the dwarf.

So Ling Xing asked: Can't Wu Jiale play the princess? He is much taller than me, and he can better match the little man like the president.

Lin Linling: He plays the king, and he said that the king has few lines... And I secretly said, you are so good-looking, you are destined to play the leading role, don't bb, you just follow.

Ling Xing replied: I'll think about it again.

Lin Linling: Alright, let me give you some time to accept the fact that you are about to become a master of women's clothing.Anyway, you are definitely going to play the role, unless you can find someone who is more suitable than you, who is tall and handsome.

Speaking of being tall and handsome, the first person that popped into Ling Xing's mind was Xue Bai.

Ling Xing closed the chat box with Lin Linling, and clicked on the backlog of messages to remind him that many of them were friend applications sent to him after he joined the class, and he passed them all.

Xue Bai also added him through the class.

In fact, the others just lay quietly in each other's lists after adding them, but after adding Xue Bai, Ling Xing accidentally opened his dialog box.

After passing the note last time, the two of them also had some intersections, but not many, basically they met on campus. Xue Bai waved and called him "little classmate", and he smiled and nodded to him.

Not familiar.

Ling Xing still remembered what Lin Linling said just now, and thought about asking Xue Bai if he wanted to play this Snow White.However, after typing a line, he deleted it again. The cursor flickered for a long time, but Ling Xing didn't organize any words.

It was Xue Bai who sent the message first: I see that your name has been followed by "typing in progress", but there is no message for a long time, little classmate, are you making up some [-]-character love letter for me?

Ling Xing was taken aback by this sudden message, and almost without thinking, he typed a few words to reply to the other party: The candy last time was delicious.

After posting, Ling Xing felt a little annoyed again, what the hell is this talking about... I feel like a Japanese, someone gave you a favor once, and I have to say to the other party countless times in the future, "Thanks to you last time." you"……

There is nothing unnatural about Xue Bo: It’s delicious, I think it’s delicious too, I still have a bunch at home, I’ll bring it to you next week?

Ling Xing scratched his hair, and originally wanted to say "no need, I'll just go buy it myself", but after thinking about it, it would be too fake and polite, after thinking twice, he said: "Okay, then I will bring you delicious food next week too." .

Unexpectedly, this Xue Bai was not polite at all: okay, do you know what I like to eat?

Ling Xing asked back: What do you like to eat?

Xue Bai: you

When this reply popped up, Ling Xing was drinking a glass of water. Seeing this sentence, he immediately choked on water and coughed for a while before recovering.

I wanted to send a few question marks, but there are already new replies on the screen.

Xue Bo: I like to eat whatever I buy

Xue Bo: Do ​​you know why I am so tall?

Xue Bo: Because I am not picky eaters

Ling Xing was a little furious, it's fine if this person doesn't finish his sentence at once, but also punctuate sentences, why does the last few sentences have a sense of superiority?Is it amazing to be tall?

In fact, Xue Bai really didn't have any malice in what he said, he just said it casually, but Ling Xing is really not tall enough compared to those one or two peers who seem to have taken hormones, and he has always been more sensitive to his own height.He ran downstairs and rushed to his small supermarket aggressively to get a box of pure milk, hesitantly inserted a straw and drank it.

Seeing his son drinking milk, Ling Yunhong felt quite novel: "You don't like drinking milk?"

"Suddenly I think it tastes good." Obviously opening his eyes and talking nonsense, Ling Xing just took a sip of milk, then frowned and smacked his lips.

Obviously milk candy tastes quite delicious, why is pure milk so unpalatable?

Ling Xing returned to the computer and replied to Xue Bai: I am just growing slowly, and I might be taller than you after a while.

By the way, I also sent an angry cat emoticon package.