Dwarf and Snow White

There was no class on Saturday afternoon, and the members of the drama club arrived at the school auditorium that they had applied for in advance.Although the auditorium is small, it has all the internal organs, and there is a small backstage at the back. There is everything you want in the mirror dressing table and changing room.

The two girls are putting on makeup for the actors who will be on stage later.Everyone else is fine, everything will be fine if you cover up your flaws. Ling Xing is a reverse character and an important role. After changing his outfit and wearing a wig, Lin Linling pulls him to the side to put on makeup.

The other members were busy with other things, but when they saw Ling Xing coming out in a different skirt, they all went to him.It was a holiday now, and all the mobile phones handed in by the students were returned to their hands. Everyone took out their cameras in a tacit understanding and pointed the lens at Ling Xing.

Ling Xing was so embarrassed that his whole face was almost flushed red. When he saw someone was about to pat him, he quickly covered his face and hid back and forth like a gopher.

Xue Bo came over and waved away the people around him: "Don't take pictures, don't take pictures, and let people not make up, I won't be able to catch up with the 02:30 show."

Originally they were just recording a video, and it didn’t matter if it was on time, but a few days ago, I don’t know who came up with the idea first, saying that there are quite a few people who didn’t go home immediately after school, so it’s better to publicize it in the school Bo, sell some tickets and go out to earn some club funds. Ten yuan a ticket is equivalent to a meal in the cafeteria.Such a publicity, really sold more than 20 tickets.

Hearing Xue Bai's words, several members of the club saw that the time was indeed a little tight, and they stopped teasing Ling Xing. Those who hadn't changed their clothes hurriedly changed, and those who were free helped to confirm the props and sets.

Xue Bai moved a chair and sat next to Ling Xing, first staring at Ling Xing for a while.Ling Xing's women's clothing Xue Bai has seen it a long time ago, so although Ling Xing is still a little uncomfortable at the moment, it is not as embarrassing as when other students saw it.But Xue Bai didn't stare at him all the time. After a while, he straightened his clothes and hair in front of the mirror, and asked Ling Xing rather shamelessly: "Am I handsome?"

Ling Xing thought it was funny, and said deliberately: "It's so-so."

It's just average, but Ling Xing thinks Xue Bai is really handsome like this in his heart.He is not so handsome as he is handsome. He is tall, just able to support the rented clothes of a court prince, and he has a combed back and a hat with feathers on his head. It feels like giving him a horse now. You can ride majestically and look down on the crowd.

Xue Bo said again: "Mirror mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world?"

Ling Xing allowed Lin Linling to smear his face, while pinching his throat and pretending to be sunglasses: "The most handsome person in the world is of course Ling Xing."

Xue Bo: "You dishonest magic mirror! I want to punish you!" After saying that, Xue Bo stretched out his hand to poke Ling Xing's waist.

Ling Xing was ticklish, so he dodged subconsciously. Lin Linling shook her hand, almost hitting the blush on the bridge of her nose.

"Aren't you childish!" Lin Linling rolled her eyes.

Xue Bo had to sit upright and go back, looked around, and called out to another person: "Momo, come here."

The teenager who was sitting in the corner holding a SLR camera and took pictures of it suddenly became furious when he heard the name: "I rely on you to stop calling me by this name and save me face in front of new friends."

This person's name is Mo Mo, Xue Bai's childhood friend, but he doesn't go to Jinlan High School, but the No. [-] Middle School in the city.They went to school, and they were on vacation last night. Early this morning (actually, they slept until nine or ten o'clock), in order to be a photographer for Xue Bai's drama, Mo Mo traveled across mountains and rivers to transfer several times. Not long ago just arrived.

Xue Bai smiled and said, "What a cute name, it's like being called a dog."

Mo Mo said angrily, "Get lost."

Ling Xing thought, Xue Bai really likes to use dogs as a metaphor for others, and he also said that he is like his dog before.He glanced at Mo Mo in the mirror. When Mo Mo came, he went to change his clothes. After he came out, he was busy like a spinning top and couldn't say hello to him.

Mo Mo obviously also saw Ling Xing looking at him through the mirror, he tilted his head and smiled: "You are Ling Xing, right?"

Ling Xing is also inconvenient to make big movements, so he can only slightly raise his hand and wave to the mirror.

Lin Linling asked Ling Xing to close his eyes, and while helping him stick false eyelashes, he said: "The dog in "Pet Lover" is indeed called Momo..."

Ling Xing's eyelids moved, and Lin Linling almost stuck his eyelashes crookedly.

I just heard Mo Mo say: "That's it, I only listen to what the young lady said. If the young lady said it looks like a dog's name, it must be like that."

Xue Bai: "You are too greasy..."

It would be a bit greasy for someone to say this, but it is different when a handsome guy smiles and says this.

Lin Linling had never seen such a smooth-talking person, and she didn't know what to answer for a while, Mo Mo said again: "I still don't know the name of Miss Sister? Do you want to add a penguin?"

"Lin Linling."

Mo Mo put the camera away, took out his phone, turned on Penguin, entered "000" in the interface for adding friends, and said, "And then... Wow, it's really awesome, and there are Penguin numbers starting with 0."

Lin Linling: "...I said my name is Lin Linling, Shuangmulin, followed by the last two characters of the name of Yulinling."

"..." Mo Mo reacted, feeling a little embarrassed, but he immediately slapped his thigh, "Oh, we are destined, do you think our two names are similar?"

Xue Bai laughed and twitched, and Ling Xing also suppressed a smile, shaking his shoulders.

But anyway, the last two people successfully added friends.

At this time, Ling Xing's makeup is also done.Putting on a wig with flat bangs that covers his eyebrows, and putting on cute girl makeup with drooping eyes, and a few cute little freckles on his nose and cheeks, Ling Xing really looks like a fairy tale now little girl.

Xue Bai stared at Ling Xing, and patted him on the head after a while: "It's so cute."

Ling Xing didn't dare to look in the mirror, he felt too ashamed, turned around and saw that Mo Mo's camera was already aimed at him, and frantically pressed the shutter: "This little brother is so cute, if I didn't know that he is a handlebar, I would now I'm going to chase him..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Mo Mo was ruthlessly kicked away by Xue Bai: "Scumbag Sagittarius, get out, you were still hooking up with girls just now and now come to provoke my wife!"

Ling Xing: "..."

"What about your wife, don't get too involved in the drama, little brother, once you take off your make-up, you should be yourself... It's a pity that I'm not gay." Mo Mo took a few more photos, and suddenly remembered something, "You What did you just say about a Sagittarius scumbag? It seems that you are not a Sagittarius?"

——The two of them are not only young, but their birthdays are close to each other. In the past, the parents of the two families often let the two children celebrate their birthdays together.

Xue Baili said boldly: "There are differences between Sagittarius and Sagittarius, I hope you know."

After the two quarreled for a while, Mo Mo went to another place to take the so-called backstage photos.Xue Bo pulled Ling Xing: "He always talks like this, glib, don't worry about him."

Ling Xing couldn't tell what he felt, but he wanted to piss Xue Bai off: "You're also glib, and birds of a feather flock together, Sagittarius scumbags."

"It's different, okay," Xue Bai said with a smile, "I'm only talking to you."

Ling Xing: "...crazy." The words were swearing, but Ling Xing had a smile on his face, two dimples were exposed, as if he had stored two bowls of sweet wine.Ling Xing was still a little frustrated at first, but now he is gone with the wind.

Lin Linling who witnessed the whole incident: I really got it!

In the noisy room, everyone else was also ready, the stage had already been set up, and those who were brought in to be in charge of logistics also ran to the entrance of the auditorium to check the tickets. Mo Mo also went to the back of the auditorium to set up a tripod.

Xu Han took the folder with the process written and urged the cast and crew to take their places and get ready to go on stage.

Xue Bai patted Ling Xing's shoulder: "Come on."

The lights came on, and the king played by Wu Jiale first appeared on the stage.

"Mirror mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"

"Return to Your Majesty, now you are the most handsome person in the world, but ten years from now, it will be uncertain."

"Oh?"

"Snow White will replace you as the most handsome man in the world."

"How should the widow keep the title of 'the most handsome man in the world'?"

"A. Kill Snow White B. Turn him into a princess and the 30-second countdown begins!"

Drop drop drop drop.

The king bowed his head and pondered for three seconds: "I choose B."

The king ordered to let Snow White put on a woman's dress, and raise him as a princess from then on.However, the king was busy with government affairs after all, and hadn't paid much attention to Bai Xue's growth in the past ten years.The king was in a hurry that day, so he asked the mirror again: "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"

"Return to Your Majesty, it is Snow White."

The king was so angry that he summoned Bai Xue, and saw that she didn't obediently change into a woman's dress as he ordered.

The king was furious: "Why don't you put on women's clothing as the widow ordered?"

Snow White said: "I'm wearing it, only smart people can see it."

"Cough." The king was distressed, "The widow was dazzled just now, your dress is so pretty."

At night, the king returned to the bedroom and asked the magic mirror, but the magic mirror still claimed that Snow White was the most handsome person.The king didn't believe it, and insisted that the magic mirror was broken, and he wanted to call 12315 to the Consumer Association to complain about unscrupulous manufacturers.

But even though the magic mirror was threatened in this way, he never changed his words. The king had no choice but to throw away the magic mirror, and sent his subordinates to publicize that Snow White was the most beautiful person in the world. People are competing with him for the title of the most handsome.

As soon as Snow White's name came out, the neighboring prince was full of enthusiasm, and rode a big horse to the gate of the palace, claiming that he would propose to the most beautiful Snow White in the world.

After all, Snow White is not a real princess, he is also a prince. Hearing that a man is coming to propose a marriage, he hastily fled to the forest and opened the overlord's escape route.

Snow White escapes into the forest and is taken in by the kind dwarf.The moment he saw the dwarf, Snow White suddenly understood what the word love at first sight meant.His heart was struck by Cupid's arrow, and sweet syrup dripped from it.

Snow White made a decisive decision and confessed to the dwarf.

The accompaniment sounded, and Snow White began to sing: "I can't forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes..."

The dwarf stopped him, and lifted his skirt to show Snow White to look.

Snow White: "Is it going so fast?"

Dwarf: "Let me show you my leg hair."

In fact, Ling Xing's legs don't have much hair. For the sake of effect, he deliberately painted black on his legs with a marker, which can be said to be dedicated to art.

Snow White saw it, and then he heard the dwarf's obvious boyish voice, and he understood it all at once.He was hit hard, and after crying for a while, he regained his composure: "It's okay, true love is gender-neutral—"

However, the domineering neighboring prince chased after him. He first pretended to be a comb seller, put poison on the comb, and tried to stun Snow White when he was combing his hair, and took him back. The prince's plan fizzles out.

The neighboring prince went back to think of a plan again, and this side Snow White launched a fierce offensive against the dwarf, not only helping with housework every day, but also catching the dwarf and talking to the dwarf when he had free time.

After so many rehearsals, even the wall-dong scene that made Ling Xing very nervous, now he can act with ease.

But when he saw Xue Bai's handsome face leaning towards him, Ling Xing still felt his heartbeat change.

It's getting faster and faster.

But it doesn't matter, I can still hold on.

This section was performed smoothly, and finally ushered in the climax of the last scene.

The neighboring prince came again, this time bringing a drugged apple, still trying to bring him back in a daze.The innocent and innocent Snow White fell to the ground after eating the apple.The neighboring prince was delighted, bent down, and found that Snow White had lost his breath when he touched it. At this moment, he realized that he hadn't grasped the dosage properly and killed him.

The neighboring prince fled in a hurry, and when the dwarf came back, he saw Snow White lying motionless on the ground.

Here in the original script, the dwarf is supposed to start crying, and his tears will wake up the sleeping Snow White.

Ling Xing also planned to continue acting according to the procedure that had been rehearsed countless times. He had just knelt down when he was suddenly pulled, and his whole body covered Xue Bai.

There was an uproar in the auditorium and backstage.

From the audience's point of view, they couldn't see Xue Bai pulling Ling Xing. They thought that according to the development of the plot, it was time for the dwarf to wake up Snow White with a kiss.After all, in fairy tales, Snow White was awakened by the prince's kiss.

So I don't know who started it first, the audience below started shouting in unison: "Kiss one, kiss one!"

Ling Xing's face was facing Xue Bai's. Xue Bai closed his eyes, but Ling Xing could tell that there was a smile on the corner of this man's mouth.

Ling Xing didn't know what to do for a while, if it was just recording, he could completely stop and start over, but the problem is that there are so many viewers watching now.

According to the current development, do you really want to kiss?

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