Long Aotian knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

Wei Chenqi is now the master of a faction, according to the land of the three states, he can be regarded as the number one in terms of the vast territory and the turbulent troubled times, but in fact, he is not a very face-saving person.

It should be said that the fact is quite the opposite. In some specific situations, he can actually put down his face very well.

Just like now-

After the soldiers retreated, Wei Chenqi disregarded the wounds on his body, got off his horse, and took the reins for the "immortal" who was still on the horse.

However, Wei Chenqi did not speak for the time being.

Of course, it's not that he couldn't bear to apologize, it's just that he hasn't figured out how to deal with it.

No matter how often Wei Chenqi frequently used quick wits in the desperate situation of the battlefield, and how he was keenly aware of the turbulent changes in the world situation, he heard the wind and acted according to the trend... But encountering a living god really touched his blind spot... …

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Wei Chen remembered what he had done before.

Although he didn't completely tear his face due to various considerations, but for a fairy, he was completely "disrespectful".

But the other party still stays here, what's the reason?Is it "I don't want to go" or "I can't go"?

Regarding the attitude expressed by the other party, Wei Chenqi felt that it was unlikely to be the former, but if it was "can't go", then why not?To make a person swallow so much, one must have something to ask for, and the same is probably true for immortals.It's just that what ordinary people want is nothing more than money, wealth, fame, and power. What about immortals?What do the immortals ask for?

……

Whatever the reason, there is room for asking.

Where there is demand, there is opportunity.

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After all kinds of thoughts turned, Wei Chenqi's expression settled slightly.

He looked up at the immortal on horseback, with a respectful expression, but not much fear, and even a bit of an "offensive" temptation in terms of his current situation.

—He is betting.

"Ordinary people are ignorant. They had doubts about the status of immortals. There are many offenses between words and deeds. Please forgive me."

The words fell, but there was no response.

Wei Chenqi frowned slightly, and began to think about whether what happened today was a warning to disrespect the immortals.

Thinking of this, a gloomy and gloomy look flashed across his eyes, but the overly offensive gaze was restrained on his face.

He bowed slightly, with a more respectful gesture than before, "If the immortals are punished, Chen Qi is willing to accept it... It's just that the soldiers are innocent, and I hope the immortals will not be implicated in them."

It was still silent.

Wei Chenqi lowered his head at this moment, so it was difficult to observe the expression of the man on horseback. He hesitated for a moment, and tentatively made a posture to help him off the horse. The outstretched hand was finally held by someone.

The fingers of the hand that was pulled over were slender and fair, without any calluses on them, and even the palm that was bloodshot from holding the rein for a long time also returned to its original color in a short while—you must know that the rein is not a silk brocade Well, with such hands holding the rein for such a long time, even if they are not worn to bloody flesh, they will definitely have a few blood blisters.

Wei Chenqi was thinking about this for a while, but soon realized that the hand he was holding was extremely cold, not only cold, but also trembling slightly.

Wei Chenqi: "."

Wei Chenqi has seen similar situations before, not only has he seen it, he has seen many, after all, there are recruits in the army from time to time... Realizing something, Wei Chenqi immediately changed from polite borrowing to backhanding At the same time, he took a step forward and made a gesture to pick someone up.

His prediction was indeed correct, almost the moment he stepped forward, the person on the horse rolled down and hit him directly in the arms, Wei Chenqi finally saw clearly that the person in his arms was so pale Normal complexion.

Before Wei Chen could say anything, the man pushed him hard and turned his head to the side——

"vomit--!!!"

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Wei Chenqi: "..."

"........."

He looked at the "immortal" hanging on his arm with a dull face, his face was pale with cold sweat, and he retched for a long time but didn't spit out anything.

This is considered a "fairy"...

... is also a god who has never seen blood.

After the end of Super Mario, the scenery that Fang Xia saw during the previous escape finally appeared in a blank brain like a delay, and it was still played in a loop.

Flesh and blood flying everywhere, stumps everywhere...

It's not special effects, and it's not coded, it just appears alive and bloody in front of your eyes.

The blood is, the people are, the wailing is... all real.

At this time, Fang Xia can still clearly recall a severed arm flying from nowhere—the kind of bloody, freshly chopped arm—he sideways dodges under the reminder of the system, that arm It just rubbed against him and landed on the muddy ground in front of him, and was stepped on by the horse's hooves, and after that, it turned into a fleshy pulp...

"vomit--!!!"

Thinking of this, Fang Xia couldn't bear it anymore.

……

Fang Xia's face was pale, and he stayed half-dead in the camp for several days, and he was no longer in the mood to realize the boring and suffocating emotions before.He deeply knew that he needed a psychiatrist now, but he also realized very clearly that such a profession could not exist in this ghostly place.

Realizing that those images in his head were played back and forth, he might really drive himself to death. It was simply an instinct to survive. Fang Xia told the system to talk to him more—whatever he said would do!

The system was also at a loss for the host's current situation. Hearing Fang Xia's words, he immediately agreed again and again.

But what to say in this situation?

System: [Host, I, shall I tell you a joke? ]

In fact, Fang Xia didn't quite hear what the system said, and only agreed weakly out of will.

The system searched the database and told several jokes in a row, but the host stopped joking and didn't respond at all.

Fang Xia actually tried very hard to listen, but the images constantly churning in his mind made it very difficult for him to recognize the mixed voice. He did "hear" every word, but he couldn't translate it at all. into a coherent meaning.

The system quickly realized that it couldn't go on like this, it had to interact with the host.

It immediately changed its strategy: [Host, let's do a brain teaser, I will ask you and you will answer. ]

It immediately started to ask its own question: [Host, do you know what kind of light is the light that can bring people pain? ]*1

After waiting for a long time for the host to respond, the system became even more anxious.

It tried its best to make its tone very relaxed, trying to mobilize the host's emotions, and it answered the question itself: [It's a 'slap in the face'! ]

A certain key word was touched, and Fang Xia found out from the turbulent images...ears—the ones that could not be dropped, hung by the little muscles next to the head.

Fang Xia's pupils shrank suddenly, and his whole body trembled.

In fact, he was so confused right now that he couldn't tell which of these constantly surging images were the real ones he had seen, and which were the special effects makeup looks he had seen in previous film and television dramas and movies.

The system doesn't know this, it sees the host's reaction, only thinks that its plan is effective, and immediately makes persistent efforts, [Host, guess what has one eye but can't see? ]*2

……Eye.

Fang Xia took a deep breath, trying to block the gaze from those eyes whose whites were stained red with blood.

The system gave the answer again: [It is the 'belly button'! ]

Fang Xia: "..."

……belly button……

He couldn't help but think of a picture again, someone's stomach was cut open... Then, then...

The system then threw out its third question: [Heartbreaker at sunset...] *3

——broken, gutted, human! !

Fang Xia finally, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Uh-voo-voo-!!!"

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Under the "enlightenment" of the system, which can't be said to be helpless, it can only be said to be aggravating, Fang Xia successfully changed from half-dead to dying.

At the same time, the Xihe defenders on the other side were not so harmonious.

Tian Jian'an met Wei Chenqi who led only a few Qingqi. It was such a blessing to be escaped by the latter. Naturally, Tian Jian'an, the leader, could not escape the guilt.

But in the end, it was just picked up high and put down gently. The latter was scolded and didn't even hit a military stick.

Of course, it's not only because Tian Jian'an is the wife and brother of Wu Zhaoren, the chief general of Xihe's defenders, but also because Tian's family is powerful in Xihe.If we really want to talk about it, Wu Zhaoren, the current guard, is the one from outside. For the stability of the city, the latter naturally dare not touch this Tian family boy lightly.

This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened, it has happened many times, but it has made the real Wu Zhaoren's direct line feel resentful.

Wu Zhaoren has risen from the bottom of the troubled times to become the current leader of the city. He may not be able to see through the hearts of the people, but it is not a problem to see this contradiction.It's just that the tranquility of guarding Xihe these years has more or less sapped his vigor, and now he has long since lost the courage to eradicate Tian's family in one fell swoop and uproot him.

This kind of big family that has been in the local area for many years also has its survival wisdom. Wu Zhaoren didn't do anything when he first entered the city. Over the years, the interests of him and the Tian family have become more and more entangled. Up to now, it is almost all prosperity and one loss. Now he wants to solve it. It's not just the pain of the flesh, elbows and armpits, but the big action of actually going to his own body, gouging out the flesh and digging out the bones-even if he finally solves it, he may be seriously injured himself.

But this time, the one who was most dissatisfied with this incident was not Wu Zhaoren's direct lineage generals, but a retainer he had accepted earlier.The latter was introduced by Wu Zhaoren as a great talent based on his discussion of current events, and he personally arranged the house, and gifted it with silk, gold and silver beautiful concubines, which can be said to be full of grace.

Wu Zhaoren naturally noticed this gentleman's displeasure, and when the generals retreated, he immediately turned into a respectful attitude, "Sir, don't be angry, that Wei Chenqi is just a yellow-mouthed child, he escaped by chance this time, It's just a few more days to live, when I personally organize the army and defeat it from the front, I will definitely capture the boy and use his head to serve the master with wine."

Tang Yanqiu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, thinking, "I don't know who's serving wine to whom." He tried to persuade him a few more words, but Wu Zhaoren still didn't care, and even showed impatience. Yan Qiu had no choice but to stop, and left angrily.

It's just that as soon as he got out of the tent, the expression on his face changed, the corners of his mouth curled down, his eyebrows drooped, and he spat viciously to the side, cursing in a low voice: "Stupid. Damn it."

One mouthful, one "child"...

——That's the main character!

It's time for you to kneel down and call daddy! !

The author has something to say:

[1] What is the light that causes pain?Answer: Slap.

[2] What has one eye but cannot see?Answer: belly button

[3] Where is the heartbroken man at sunset?Answer: Hospital

——Brain teasers, sourced from the Internet.