Pride and Prejudice: The Embarrassing Life of Miss Jane Bennett

Over there, Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy broke up unhappy, and here Jian Lan perfectly saluted Mr. Bingley and left the dance floor.

Picking up a glass, Jian Lan scooped two spoonfuls of wine into it, then began to shake the glass, watching the golden liquid circling in it.

There is no way, Jian Lan needs to concentrate, since there is no pen to transfer to her now, then transfer to something else. .

She really needs to go through it all over again, because the current situation always feels weird.

First, is Mr. Darcy in love with her older sister now? .

She didn't believe it if she didn't.Walking with Mr. Bingley every day, not for Elizabeth but for whom?Of course, Jian Lan also thought that maybe her home planet gave her the Golden Finger or Marysu attributes, so that the person Mr. Darcy likes might be herself...

You're such a jerk, Jian Lan flipped the table!Have you ever seen a man who admires others put a face like a cake in front of the girl he admires! .

To be honest, Jian Lan almost grabbed Mr. Darcy's trousers during several walks and said, "How much money do I owe you? Is it okay for me to pay you my daughter in the future?

Then, will Elizabeth and Bingley experience the twists and turns experienced by Jane and Bingley in the original book?In the original book, the reason why Darcy separated Jane and Bingley was because he felt that Jane did not fall in love with Bingley. Looking at Elizabeth now, Darcy should not be able to say such a reason.And Miss Bingley and Mrs. Hurst have a better attitude and impression of Elizabeth than in the original book... If Darcy didn't take the lead, they probably wouldn't be able to hold anyone's stinky feet. .

In this way, it seems that I am overthinking. .

Thinking of this, Jian Lan stopped shaking her wine glass, and then turned her eyes to the large jar of wine on the table... At this moment, a hand appeared in front of Jian Lan, holding onto the spoon for scooping up the wine...

Ni!Ma! .

Jian Lan swears by her inspiration, she is most afraid of a reader who suddenly appears in front of her with one hand, one head, or a bloody face!

Subconsciously, she took a step back, and Jian Lan immediately realized that the wine glass filled by herself was a bit dangerous, so she hurriedly balanced the wine glass before spilling it. .

If she sprinkled herself with this, Jane Bennett's reputation in Meryton would be completely ruined.

Jian Lan's full attention was on the wine glass in her hand, and she managed to stabilize the wine glass. Jian Lan found that the owner of that hand was still there, so Jian Lan looked over angrily. .

It's okay if you don't look at it, but you will be even angrier if you look at it! .

Darcy's eyes fell on the wine glass he was holding in both hands. Obviously, he saw all the stupidity just now!

"It's you again!" Jian Lan didn't dare to shout loudly, looked around and said in a low voice.

That meeting outside the Meryton post office was already a torn face.Then Darcy saw all the misery of being reprimanded by Mrs. Bennett, and this time it was this

Am I against you?Have a grudge?Have a grudge? !

Jian Lan looks at Darcy's handsome face now, no matter how she looks at it, she has a desire to destroy it. .

"Again?" Darcy took a sip of wine, looked at Jian Lan's face as if facing a formidable enemy, frowned slightly, and said.

Vengeance is coming! .

This was Jian Lan's first reaction, and her second reaction was to take another step back, and then she thought she was indiscernible towards Mr. Darcy, right there, and took a quick glance. .

Then Mr. Darcy's face darkened.

"What happened that day..." Jian Lan raised her head, and said as confidently as possible: "It wasn't my fault that day, so you can't blame me, of course." Seeing Mr. Darcy's darkened face again, Jian Lan hurriedly Said: "Of course, it's not your fault, Mr. Darcy, after all, you just kindly want to help me get the book.".

Mr. Darcy softened a little.

"But even so, if you get hurt, it has nothing to do with me." Jian Lan took another step back, so that it seemed that Mr. Darcy would not feel so oppressive, Jian Lan said righteously.

After finishing speaking, Jian Lan looked at Mr. Darcy with a sincere face, and that innocent expression almost put a 'good person card' on herself.Although Jian Lan didn't expect Darcy to say something like: "Who can blame this beautiful lady?", at least Jian Lan felt that Mr. Darcy should make a statement. In fact, Miss Bennett, you are really serious. It's too much to worry about. I, the richest of the rich with an annual income of [-] pounds, really don't take this kind of trivial matter seriously...

Then Jian Lan can pat her butt and leave without burden. .

But…….

Brother, can you say a word, I am really tired of putting on such an expression!Don't look at me with the dark and deep eyes that only appear in this kind of romance novels, even if you look at me with He Shuhuan's eyes on Lu Yiping, I won't help you get the plot back!

Fortunately, this place is a corner where everyone is busy dancing and playing cards, and no one pays attention to it. Otherwise, if someone sees her staring at Mr. Darcy, the headline in Meryton tomorrow will probably be that Miss Bennett has successfully married into a wealthy family...

Jian Lan couldn't take it anymore, her blue eyes began to search around the ballroom where she was staying, to see if she could find someone to rescue her, even Mr. Collins...

Jian Lan, it turns out that Mr. Darcy is not as good as that tentacle department in your heart....

But at this moment, Mr. Darcy moved suddenly and took a step closer to Jian Lan, blocking Jian Lan's view of looking out.

Mr. Darcy, I was wrong, I will pay my daughter to you in the future, can't you, please don't show me this kind of expression again, really I feel constipated after seeing it, you just...

"You... don't you have anything to ask?"

... Let go of this time-traveling girl who can't afford to be hurt, eh?What's the meaning? .

"??" These are the two question marks in Jian Lan's eyes. .

"Is there nothing Miss Bennet wants to ask me?" For some reason, Mr. Darcy's tone seemed to be somewhat resentful.

Mother star?Is there something wrong with my sensor?Can I apply for a replacement pair of tentacles?

"Ask what?" Jian Lan, who was still wondering if there was something wrong with her antennae, stared at Darcy with blank eyes, and asked blankly.

At this time, Mr. Darcy no longer had the unglamorous emotion of resentment, and just looked at Jian Lan without saying a word.

"Hmm..." Jian Lan cleared her throat, looked at Darcy, and said with a sincere and tentative expression, "Is there really nothing wrong with your body?"

Darcy's pupils shrank.

"Have you had a good trip to London?"

Mr. Darcy's eyelids quivered.

"You don't mind my previous faux pas?"

"Are you enjoying your stay in Hertfordshire?"

"Do you think the weather is nice today?"

What do you want me to ask you, you unlucky boy!

Jian Lan saw Mr. Darcy's chest rise and fall, then sighed helplessly, and said, "Miss Bennett, I know you noticed the conversation between me and Miss Elizabeth when you were dancing with Bingley."

As soon as these words came out, Mr. Darcy immediately sensed the inadequacy, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He straightened his face, and Darcy looked at Jian Lan, only to find that she was saying all over her face and eyes:

and then?and then?and then?

Slightly relieved, Darcy continued:

"I think that gentleman who is very good at making new friends like him probably said something to Miss Elizabeth." Darcy stared into Jian Lan's eyes and said, "Don't you want to ask me something like Miss Elizabeth? I suppose that's why Miss Elizabeth wants to dance with me, but what about you, Miss Bennet?"

"So..." Jian Lan couldn't accept Mr. Darcy who said so many words again and again, so she had to use her main machine stagnant at level [-] to clear her mind over and over again...

"So . . . do you want me to ask you questions about Mr. Wycombe, and, by the way, to question your character?"

Not knowing if it was an illusion, Jian Lan saw a wave of frustration in Mr. Darcy's eyes.

Mr. Darcy looked at Jian Lan without admitting or denying it.

Jian Lan also stared blankly at Darcy, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in her brain, and then her eyes lit up.

Oops, I see, because of my dear little Lizzy's questioning, Mr. Darcy's glass heart shattered to the ground.Is that why I, who is said to be the most understanding girl in Meryton (fog!), come here to be petted?

All of a sudden, Jian Lan felt that Mr. Darcy's depressed expression was so cute, boy, you finally realized your love for Wickhamson, and decided to leave Mr. Bingley, right?

In Jian Lan's blue eyes, there are little stars twinkling in the cartoon version. If there is a soundtrack for this article, you may still be able to hear the sound of blingbling.

For some reason, seeing Miss Bennet's eyes made Mr. Darcy a little cold.

In fact, Jian Lan is just doing this to make herself feel good, but the basic situation is the same, Mr. Darcy was hurt by her little Lizzy... so she came to ask for petting...

I said Mr. Darcy, Mr. Bingley is very cute when he is cute, but it is scary when you are cute.So Mr. Darcy's dark brown eyes gleaming with water subconsciously appeared in his head...

"Miss Bennet also believes in your new friend?"

"Of course not." Jian Lan, who was immersed in her cool imagination, replied subconsciously.

Jian Lan felt that the strong oppressive force that had pervaded her body since Mr. Darcy appeared was gone.

"Well, what I mean is." Jian Lan, who came back to her senses, searched for words and said, "What I mean is, even if you ask this kind of question, you won't get any valuable answers. Your answer, which is totally the opposite of Mr Wycombe's, is nothing more than a disagreement, is it not?"

After finishing speaking, Jian Lan shrank her neck, mother planet, did you add an electromagnetic field to the geomagnetic field?Why is the atmosphere so oppressive?

"Is that why you don't believe it, Miss Bennet?" asked Mr. Darcy, after a moment's silence.

"That's it." Jian Lan nodded as a matter of course. "You see, Mr. Wycombe's talk is nothing but papers, and if he had papers, signed by old Mr. Darcy, stating the money or position left for him, it might be of some persuasion. But even if there were papers It may not be true, because you may have some kind of agreement with him in private, maybe he exchanged his position for other benefits."

Jian Lan only stated the facts in a guessing tone, but Jian Lan's weird thoughts have fallen into a strange circle at the moment, that is, leaving aside the original work, how can she infer the true character of the two from the current appearances? .

So now Jian Lan can't notice the aura around her at all, but devotes herself to thinking. After all, there is only one truth!

"Of course, documents are dead, but people are alive. Mr. Wycombe said he grew up with you, so it's actually a good choice to go to your hometown and get to know him. Stewards, servants, tenants, inside the farm The girls in the town, as well as the craftsmen in the town, the tavern owner... However, they all live on your land, and it is very likely that they will not tell the truth because of your face. If you ask you The people you met when you went to college together may not be able to get the truth. After all, no one would be willing to offend you, a person who is worth a hundred times more than him, for Mr. Wycombe. Think about it this way, when you go to the place where Wycombe works It would be a good choice to get acquainted. In Meryton, apart from your and Mr. Wycombe's value ... it is really ..."

Speaking of this, Jian Lan couldn't continue, because Mr. Darcy's complexion can no longer be described as 'black', that description is too pale...~~(╯﹏╰)b

It was only then that Jian Lan realized that after analyzing and analyzing, she still regarded Wickham as a good person... What a good person! !Jian Lan lifted the table.

Sure enough, I didn't have the IQ to pretend to be that immature kid...

Jian Lan silently burst into tears for her IQ...