Climb out of the boss's coffin

While Mu Yi and Pei Hao were busy educating Xu Xiaotu, Yu Yang on the other side let himself fall into the quilt as soon as he entered the door.

What a risk!

Almost showed his feet!

If this goes on, I'm going to be insane!

Thousands of lies are needed to cover up a lie, and today I barely fooled it, but what if the truth is revealed later?

Yu Yang felt that life was too difficult, and at a certain moment he even had the idea of ​​living alone in the mountains and becoming a savage.Although he threw this idea to Java as soon as it came into being, one can imagine the seriousness of the situation.

Yu Yang was thinking with a sigh, when the door was suddenly knocked open, Xu Xiaotu rushed in with red eyes and shouted: "It's because you are picky eaters, Uncle Pei is going to buy you a rhino horn spirit, are you satisfied now?" ?”

After the little girl said this, she ran out crying again. When Yu Yang heard the bad news, there was only one thought left in his mind: it's over!

The next morning, after having breakfast with Mu Yi and the others, Yu Yang stopped Pei Hao who was about to go out: "Brother Pei, wait a minute, I have something to tell you!"

Yu Yang stayed up all night last night, thinking of countermeasures and organizing speeches.

As soon as Pei Hao came over, he immediately said everything he had thought up: "Brother Pei, aren't you wondering why I don't have soul fluctuations? When I woke up this morning, I accidentally remembered something..."

According to Yu Yang, the reason why they couldn't feel his soul was because he had taken medicine that shielded the fluctuation of the soul, which allowed the spirit race to hide themselves in the wilderness and prevent them from being attacked by wild beasts.

However, because it is a newly developed product, the drug effect is not stable and there are side effects.Yu Yang has not been able to restore the soul fluctuations so far because of the side effects.

"So it's not my fault that you don't have soul fluctuations?" Xu Xiaotu immediately extracted the key from Yu Yang's words, and complained to him in turn: "Why didn't you say it earlier, it made me feel guilty for so long!"

Yu Yang rolled his eyes at the sky: Guilt?Sorry, I really didn't see it.

Mu Yi immediately glared at the smug Xu Xiaotu: "Xiaotu, what are you talking about?" After speaking, she said with a straight face: "Even if Mr. Yu's soul injury was a misunderstanding, it is also a fact that you broke his spirit! "

"By the way, in addition to the medicine that shields the soul from fluctuations, I also took a compressed Buling capsule, which can continuously replenish energy through slow release, so I don't need to eat for at least a year!" Edited by Yu Yang After finishing the nonsense, he then threw another big lie.

After Yu Yang said this, the eyes of the three of them looked at him differently. Yu Yang knew what they wanted to ask without asking: What other messy drugs did you take, did you tell them all at once?

Well, Yu Yang just bullied them for their lack of knowledge.Living in an isolated mountain village, even if they had doubts, they couldn't be sure whether the medicine Yu Yang mentioned was really developed outside.

"Are you really okay? Why don't you find a doctor?" Pei Hao was still a little worried. After all, amnesia is not a joke. He planned to see a doctor today.

Yu Yang immediately patted his chest to ensure that he was as strong as a cow, and there was absolutely nothing wrong with him, and his memory was gradually recovering, so he didn't need to see a doctor at all.

Now that Yu Yang said so, Pei Hao and Mu Yi gave up their original thoughts. Pei Hao still went hunting in the mountains, and Mu Yi went to the mountain village primary school to attend classes.

As soon as the two left, Xu Xiaotu came over with great interest: "Didn't you lose your memory? Why did you remember it again?"

As long as it doesn't cost her money, Xu Xiaotu has always been easy to talk to.Yu Yang's words saved them a lot of expenses, and the little girl's attitude immediately changed.

How could Yu Yang not know what Xu Xiaotu was thinking, and immediately sprayed her angrily: "What's wrong with amnesia? I'm not happy, I suddenly remembered something?"

Xu Xiaotu is in a good mood now, and doesn't care about Yu Yang's attitude at all. Hearing this, he immediately laughed and said, "I didn't say no! Otherwise, try harder and see if you can remember something!"

Seeing her expression, Yu Yang was immediately annoyed and funny: What?What do you expect me to save you a fortune on food when I think about it again?

Seeing Yu Yang snorting and turning his head away to ignore her, Xu Xiaotu rolled his eyes, stepped forward diligently to pinch Yu Yang's shoulders and beat his back, and tried his best to flatter him: "Brother Yu Yang, although we had a little misunderstanding before, It was a bit unpleasant, but... After all, I carried you back from the woods, right?"

Yu Yang glanced at Xu Xiaotu, amused in his heart: This girl has written everything she thinks on her face, yet she still wants to trick him at this level?

Sure enough, Xu Xiaotu then tried his best to downplay the conflict between the two, and at the same time exaggerated the contributions of Pei and Mu as much as possible. The main point was: in the future, if you find your relatives, don't forget us.

Seeing Xu Xiaotu showing a plan, Yu Yang immediately put on a high-spirited posture, pretending to squeeze her with airs, and then said lightly, "Look at her follow-up performance."

Xu Xiaotu's goal was achieved, seeing that Yu Yang seemed to be flattered by her praise, she thought about it, and continued to strike while the iron was hot: "Let me say, Brother Yu Yang... You see, our living conditions are not very good now, have you ever thought about selling it?" Can you buy a cheaper one for this spirit?"

When Yu Yang heard this, he immediately refused: "No!"

Xu Xiaotu bit his lips angrily, and continued to pour him the ecstasy soup: "Brother Yu Yang, don't you feel uncomfortable eating these simple meals with us every day? Don't you want to eat better?"

Yu Yang's attitude was extremely firm: "I don't want to, I also accept the simple food. This spirit has a special meaning to me and cannot be sold!"

Nonsense, if I can sell it, I will sell it long ago, okay?To you this thing is clothes, to me this is the body!

And... Strictly speaking, this body is still Zhuang Weiran's, so how can you just sell it if it doesn't belong to you!

Xu Xiaotu didn't know Yu Yang's difficulties, and when he heard the words, he immediately had an expression of "the young master is poor and fastidious", feeling that he was still reluctant and didn't believe Yu Yang's words at all.

Fearing that Xu Xiaotu would become suspicious, Yu Yang thought for a while and then explained: "Besides, I have lost my memory now, and I only have this token on me. If I sell it, how will I recognize my relatives in the future?"

Yu Yang felt that his reason was perfect, but Xu Xiaotu immediately looked contemptuous when he heard it: "Brother, can they recognize you when they see your eyes? Who would recognize someone by clothes?"

Xu Xiaotu felt more and more strange as he spoke, and looked at Yu Yang with a strange expression: "Why don't you even know this? You can't be really stupid, right?"

Yu Yang was taken aback when he heard this, but he reacted very quickly, and immediately said heartlessly: "Oh, I was born with face blindness!" After thinking for a while, he added: "And I also lost my memory!"

A real face-blind boss surnamed Zhuang who was peeping secretly: Hehe...face blindness is really a good excuse!

Yu Yang looked at Xu Xiaotu with an innocent face, and the expression on his face clearly read: As a poor little face-blind and amnesiac, isn't it strange that he doesn't know how normal people recognize people?

Xu Xiaotu: ...All right!

The little girl muttered dissatisfiedly, "There are so many problems", and then worked hard to identify people's knowledge for a certain alien.

The most common way for the Eldar to recognize people is to look into the other person's eyes, or touch the other person's body, such as feeling the soul wave by patting the shoulder.

Yu Yang: Eyes are the windows to the soul, and the Eldar recognize people through their eyes, there is nothing wrong with that.

There is another way to recognize people is to listen to the voice, but this method is as difficult as human beings to recognize people through the torso of the body, and basically no one will use it.

After Xu Xiaotu finished explaining to Yu Yang, knowing that it was hopeless to encourage the face-blind young master to sell Jiling, he immediately turned ruthlessly and prepared to leave.

It can be said that he is very open-minded and stalking others.

Yu Yang is a little confused now.

It is said that people on earth do not deserve a soul? (hey hey...)

If the Spirit Race recognizes a person directly through the soul, then what does he look like in the eyes of the Spirit Race?

Yu Yang scratched his head curiously, and was afraid that asking directly would reveal the fact that he was an alien, so he held back very hard.

Seeing that the encyclopedia was about to leave, Yu Yang decided to risk his face and asked very smugly, "Xiao Tu, don't you think I'm very handsome?"

When he said this, Yu Yang subconsciously put his hands on his chin, and showed the little girl what he thought was the most charming smile.

Xu Xiaotu turned around and saw Yu Yang's embarrassing appearance, and immediately sprayed him angrily: "What's so great about Jiling's good looks? Can men look at their appearance? If I want money, I can buy a better You look ten times better than Ji Ling!"

Yu Yang, who accidentally provoked the little girl's hatred for the rich: ... I know this is a different world with different customs and customs, so don't remind me again, thank you!

Yu Yang expressed that he was hurt by being so malicious in the world and unable to use his outstanding appearance to get any preferential treatment.

Oh, this damned, faceless world is so cruel and unreasonable!

Swallowing a mouthful of old blood silently, Yu Yang asked with a sneer the key point: "Then what... It's nothing special that Jiling looks good, so what do you think of my body?"

"You?" The little girl glanced at Yu Yang sideways, and said reluctantly: "It's okay, but it's far behind my Uncle Mu and Uncle Pei!"

Xu Xiaotu's anger was obviously still there, and he didn't know how many subjective factors were involved in this evaluation.

But Yu Yang already knew the answer: in the eyes of the spirit tribe, he still has a soul.

However, it is probably because the soul of the earthling is a bit special, perhaps because the wave frequency does not match, his soul fluctuation cannot be sensed by the spirit race.

Yu Yang felt that it didn't matter, since he had already been mentally prepared to die alone since time travel, this new discovery made him glad that it was easier to hide, but it didn't make him feel any more.

Yu Yang was just a little curious, what kind of person is pleasing to the eye in the eyes of the spirit clan, so he poked Xu Xiaotu's shoulder with great interest: "Little girl, do you have any favorite idol stars or something?"

Xu Xiaotu accidentally staggered from being poked by him, took a step away unhappily, and glared at him angrily: "What are you doing? Don't think that I dare not beat you because of the expensive clothes you wear! It really pissed me off, If I break it, I won’t pay for it!”

Yu Yang: ...

Yu Yang thought to himself that he was not as knowledgeable as a kid, and continued to ask in a good voice: "Don't be so angry! Aren't we chatting? What movie stars do you usually like, tell me! "

"If you want me to tell you, I'll tell you, who are you?" Xu Xiaotu immediately snapped at him angrily.

Yu Yang said a lot of good things in a hurry. In order to achieve his goal, he always knew how to bend and stretch.Seeing that Yu Yang's attitude was not bad, Xu Xiaotu's anger subsided slightly, and with a haughty snort, he obeyed and went to get his treasure.

Although she didn't want to talk to Yu Yang, she never let go of the opportunity to show off her idol.