Climb out of the boss's coffin
Chapter 57
Rewind the time to an hour ago.
Yu Yang is getting ready in the organizer's lounge.It is said to be preparations, but it is just a concave shape in front of the mirror over and over again. In his words: Many people are watching, so you can't lose the face of Mr. Jin. Lord!
As for the speeches of the debate, at first Yu Yang was familiar with the enemy, but later he decided to let himself go. After all, this is not acting, and can only be performed on the spot.
As for why the debate between the two should be held at the viewing platform of Walking in the Clouds... If there is no other, do as the Romans do.
Perhaps it is the secondary disease of intellectuals. Since the first king of persecution——Shan Xuan, who founded the Jiling Master Association, became famous here, later academically controversial scholars PK like to meet here.
Regarding this, Yu Yang has no objection: After all, he is handsome!Walking in the clouds, the fairy preaches, it sounds very compelling.
Ten minutes before going on stage, the bodyguard in the room suddenly went out to answer the phone, and Yu Yang didn't think much about it.He knew that Boss Zhuang had important things to do today, and he didn't feel like he was being ignored—it wasn't that she couldn't live without her male ticket.
In matters of business, he has always been very clear.So the staff came over to ask if it could start earlier, and Yu Yang agreed very simply, and just told them to talk to his bodyguards.
Just a few steps away, a handsome young man walked towards him, and said to Yu Yang naturally: "Mr. Yu, Mr. Zhuang just sent someone to deliver this dress, you can change it quickly!"
Looking at the beautifully wrapped clothing bag in the other party's hand, Yu Yang was a little entangled: "This...the one on me is also very good, don't you need to change it?"
Just talking about it, don't you need to be so serious?
"Mr. Yu, Mr. Zhuang specially prepared this for you!" The young man blinked, his expression a bit ambiguous: "Don't disappoint Mr. Zhuang's intentions, shall we?"
In front of outsiders, Yu Yang was a little embarrassed, grabbed the bag and was about to go back, the young man led Yu Yang to the locker room at the right time: "Mr. Yu, this way!"
In the locker room, Yu Yang and the young man stared wide-eyed for a while, before choking out: "Mr. Zhuang is really thoughtful!"
Portable invisible parachute, trigger helmet, folding miniature emergency tent, belt-shaped multifunctional toolbox...
Well, with this outfit on, the whole person weighed a full five catties.At this time, Yu Yang looks like he doesn't show any mountains or dews on the outside, but he can actually go on foot through the big forest.
The young man dressed him attentively, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "Be prepared."
On the viewing platform, seeing Yu Yang who was late, Professor Li snorted dissatisfiedly: "Why so slow?"
Yu Yang meandered to his place and stood still, pretending not to hear the old professor's complaints.
Soon, the host announced the start of the debate. Professor Li did his part and pre-empted the strike: "I still say that the birth of spirits from the tree of spirits is a natural law. It has been like this for thousands of years. Since ancient times, it is against the laws of nature. His behavior is doomed to his own destruction!"
"In the 15th year of the star calendar, Xiong Xin used the spirit to do illegal experiments, causing his wife and unborn child to have spiritual deformities. Even washing the spirit could not save their lives."
"In the 40th year of the star calendar, Chen Xi whimsically developed a hormone that accelerates the growth of spirits, trying to free the spirit race from the long juvenile period of spirits, and blindly put the medicine on the market, eventually causing 130 people to suffer from progeria. "
"In the ninth year of the star calendar 150, Pei Yiming delusionally let the spirit race get rid of their dependence on the spirit tree, and invented atmospheric particles that can block harmful light. As a result, dozens of operators suffered mental deterioration due to exposure to these particles during the production process. .”
"These painful experiences tell us that any attempt to subvert the laws of nature is a dead end!"
"Now the Jiling Tree has encountered an unknown virus and is on the verge of extinction. What we have to do is to save it, instead of avoiding the important and taking the light and going the wrong way!"
The old professor's words were loud and well-founded, and it sounded like that. The people who supported him in the live broadcast room immediately swiped the screen frantically, cheering, but Yu Yang was not going to be led by the nose by him.
He did not explain why his theory is not crooked, but raised a question: "Professor Li, when you say respect for the laws of nature, do you mean completely conforming to nature, or sticking to the old rules on the basis of existing science? ?”
"If you just follow nature, is it a natural law that the spirit tree is destroyed? Why do we want to interfere with it? Maybe the extinction of the spirit race is also part of the natural law-as far as I know, the ruler of this planet originally It's not the spirit race either?"
"Wow!" As soon as Yu Yang's voice fell, the scene immediately became noisy. The extinction of the spirit race is also a part of the law of nature. How dare he say it!
But it sounds like it makes sense.
Without waiting for Professor Li to speak, Yu Yang said again: "As for abiding by the old rules on the basis of existing science - if the original researchers also thought like Professor Li, then the water of life, the spiritual body support, the ultraviolet filter... …None of these inventions would ever happen!"
"When Professor Li gave examples, why did he focus on failures and ignore successful inventions?"
"You, you are messing around!" Professor Li blushed at Yu Yang's words, and he didn't know how to refute for a while. After all, his words were not rigorous, and there was nothing he could do if he was caught in the pigtails.
After refusing the other party to be speechless, Yu Yang changed the topic and began to talk about the history of Lingwu star: "About 35 billion years ago, Lingwu star produced the first life-cyanobacteria, and after that, life It has gone through the evolution process from ocean to land, from unicellular to multicellular, from amphibians to mammals, from oviparous to viviparous..."
"The animals we see now have undergone countless evolutions, and they are no longer what they were originally. Biological evolution follows only the word suitable. If you don't adapt, you will change!"
"Without water, drought tolerance evolves; when the temperature drops, cold tolerance evolves; when food decreases, metabolism decreases... everything is for better survival. Because the theory of evolution tells us that if we don't change, we will die!"
"Even if animals are like this, are the spirit races who claim to be rulers inferior to them? The crisis of the spirit tree is an opportunity for the evolution of the spirit race!"
"Boom!" Yu Yang's words were earth-shattering, causing an unprecedented sensational effect.
Yes, the whole observation deck is shaking because it's collapsed.The audience and staff members who were confused by Yu Yang were directly crushed by the collapsed building materials.
When he fell, Yu Yang was also a little confused.
No, what was agreed was just a joke?Was it such a violent reaction?
terrorist?Engineering accident?Or just plain bad luck?Don't tell me it wasn't arranged by the program team!
Thinking of the inexplicably familiar young man who brought him the equipment, Yu Yang felt a little uncertain.
Until he saw Professor Li coming from the top of his head, passing him, and disappearing into a black spot, Yu Yang was finally sure: this was indeed an accident.
Because Professor Li doesn't have a parachute.
Gee, how miserable!
Yu Yang mourned him for a second in his heart.Even so, he didn't worry much about the other party's safety.
After all, they are immortal spirit races!Wait for the staff to go to search and rescue, even if the whole person falls to pieces, it's a big deal to change to another spirit and continue to roam!
After half an hour, Yu Yang slowly floated to the bottom of the cliff.
Stepping on the solid ground again, Yu Yang looked up at the cloud-shrouded mountaintop above, thinking:
Walking in the clouds and preaching by immortals is really exciting.
All the excitement fell down! -_-||
After putting away the parachute and counting the existing materials, Yu Yang made a slight estimate of the direction and started to walk forward.
Next, it's time to find that hapless fellow sufferer, Professor Li.
Professor Li's luck was good. Although his body was covered with bloodstains from branches and stones, and his clothes were torn like a beggar, he still looked relatively intact.
Yu Yang was still thinking: Should I gather up the corpses for him out of morality?
Seeing Yu Yang, Professor Li looked like he had seen a ghost. He was afraid and angry: "Could it be you? You actually..."
Yu Yang rolled his eyes at the sky: "Old man, are you out of your mind? I also fell off myself!" Who would accidentally collapse the stands just because of such a fart!
"Then why do you carry a parachute with you!" Professor Li shouted this sentence with a flushed face, and immediately threw up a few mouthfuls of blood, paralyzed on the ground and couldn't move.
Yu Yang: Tsk tsk tsk!
Yu Yang silently watched Professor Li's miserable state, and then explained slowly: "Who stipulated that you can't bring a parachute in the debate? I'm so prepared! Besides, since that incident, people who want to kill me should not be too serious. Too much, how can we not be on guard?"
"Aren't you the clearest about this?" Yu Yang deliberately widened his eyes, looking like a curious baby.
Thinking of the other party's rare disease, Professor Li choked and was too embarrassed to speak.
I am indeed a villain at heart.After all, this accident was just a disaster for him, and the other party really walked through the gate of hell.
Professor Li stopped talking, and Yu Yang didn't talk either. The two stood one by one and lay down on the other, and the atmosphere became more and more awkward.
After a while, Yu Yang turned around without hesitation, and left without looking back.
Seeing Yu Yang leaving just like that, Professor Li was dumbfounded. He wanted to call someone out, but he couldn't bear it.With just such a hesitation, the other party had already gone so far that he couldn't even see his shadow.
"Ah..." Professor Li sighed annoyed and discouraged. This sigh was not a big deal, but it accidentally touched the wound, and he couldn't stop coughing immediately.
When he managed to catch his breath, he saw Yu Yang come back out of nowhere, staring at him as if looking at something rare, with a playful expression on his face.
The old man choked, and was almost paralyzed by his fright.
"I said..." Yu Yang stepped forward to help Professor Li, checked the other's injury skillfully, took out the first aid kit, and began to treat his wound: "If you want my help, just tell me, what are you doing coyly? I Is it the kind of person who can't help it?"
Professor Li: "..."
"Tsk tsk... the internal organs are broken, the bones of the hands and legs are broken, it's completely scrapped—fortunately, I was prepared for it!" Yu Yang was thinking, while using a portable tool to split the branches picked up on the road into suitable pieces. Size, remove the line of the parachute to fix it for him.
Professor Li looked at Yu Yang busy up and down, although he was not forgiving, he still didn't abandon him, and his mood suddenly became complicated.
At first, they changed from tit-for-tat rivals to partners who helped each other, but the old man said that the turn was too sharp to turn around.
The author has something to say:
Yu Yang: I'm gone, I'm back~
Yu Yang is getting ready in the organizer's lounge.It is said to be preparations, but it is just a concave shape in front of the mirror over and over again. In his words: Many people are watching, so you can't lose the face of Mr. Jin. Lord!
As for the speeches of the debate, at first Yu Yang was familiar with the enemy, but later he decided to let himself go. After all, this is not acting, and can only be performed on the spot.
As for why the debate between the two should be held at the viewing platform of Walking in the Clouds... If there is no other, do as the Romans do.
Perhaps it is the secondary disease of intellectuals. Since the first king of persecution——Shan Xuan, who founded the Jiling Master Association, became famous here, later academically controversial scholars PK like to meet here.
Regarding this, Yu Yang has no objection: After all, he is handsome!Walking in the clouds, the fairy preaches, it sounds very compelling.
Ten minutes before going on stage, the bodyguard in the room suddenly went out to answer the phone, and Yu Yang didn't think much about it.He knew that Boss Zhuang had important things to do today, and he didn't feel like he was being ignored—it wasn't that she couldn't live without her male ticket.
In matters of business, he has always been very clear.So the staff came over to ask if it could start earlier, and Yu Yang agreed very simply, and just told them to talk to his bodyguards.
Just a few steps away, a handsome young man walked towards him, and said to Yu Yang naturally: "Mr. Yu, Mr. Zhuang just sent someone to deliver this dress, you can change it quickly!"
Looking at the beautifully wrapped clothing bag in the other party's hand, Yu Yang was a little entangled: "This...the one on me is also very good, don't you need to change it?"
Just talking about it, don't you need to be so serious?
"Mr. Yu, Mr. Zhuang specially prepared this for you!" The young man blinked, his expression a bit ambiguous: "Don't disappoint Mr. Zhuang's intentions, shall we?"
In front of outsiders, Yu Yang was a little embarrassed, grabbed the bag and was about to go back, the young man led Yu Yang to the locker room at the right time: "Mr. Yu, this way!"
In the locker room, Yu Yang and the young man stared wide-eyed for a while, before choking out: "Mr. Zhuang is really thoughtful!"
Portable invisible parachute, trigger helmet, folding miniature emergency tent, belt-shaped multifunctional toolbox...
Well, with this outfit on, the whole person weighed a full five catties.At this time, Yu Yang looks like he doesn't show any mountains or dews on the outside, but he can actually go on foot through the big forest.
The young man dressed him attentively, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "Be prepared."
On the viewing platform, seeing Yu Yang who was late, Professor Li snorted dissatisfiedly: "Why so slow?"
Yu Yang meandered to his place and stood still, pretending not to hear the old professor's complaints.
Soon, the host announced the start of the debate. Professor Li did his part and pre-empted the strike: "I still say that the birth of spirits from the tree of spirits is a natural law. It has been like this for thousands of years. Since ancient times, it is against the laws of nature. His behavior is doomed to his own destruction!"
"In the 15th year of the star calendar, Xiong Xin used the spirit to do illegal experiments, causing his wife and unborn child to have spiritual deformities. Even washing the spirit could not save their lives."
"In the 40th year of the star calendar, Chen Xi whimsically developed a hormone that accelerates the growth of spirits, trying to free the spirit race from the long juvenile period of spirits, and blindly put the medicine on the market, eventually causing 130 people to suffer from progeria. "
"In the ninth year of the star calendar 150, Pei Yiming delusionally let the spirit race get rid of their dependence on the spirit tree, and invented atmospheric particles that can block harmful light. As a result, dozens of operators suffered mental deterioration due to exposure to these particles during the production process. .”
"These painful experiences tell us that any attempt to subvert the laws of nature is a dead end!"
"Now the Jiling Tree has encountered an unknown virus and is on the verge of extinction. What we have to do is to save it, instead of avoiding the important and taking the light and going the wrong way!"
The old professor's words were loud and well-founded, and it sounded like that. The people who supported him in the live broadcast room immediately swiped the screen frantically, cheering, but Yu Yang was not going to be led by the nose by him.
He did not explain why his theory is not crooked, but raised a question: "Professor Li, when you say respect for the laws of nature, do you mean completely conforming to nature, or sticking to the old rules on the basis of existing science? ?”
"If you just follow nature, is it a natural law that the spirit tree is destroyed? Why do we want to interfere with it? Maybe the extinction of the spirit race is also part of the natural law-as far as I know, the ruler of this planet originally It's not the spirit race either?"
"Wow!" As soon as Yu Yang's voice fell, the scene immediately became noisy. The extinction of the spirit race is also a part of the law of nature. How dare he say it!
But it sounds like it makes sense.
Without waiting for Professor Li to speak, Yu Yang said again: "As for abiding by the old rules on the basis of existing science - if the original researchers also thought like Professor Li, then the water of life, the spiritual body support, the ultraviolet filter... …None of these inventions would ever happen!"
"When Professor Li gave examples, why did he focus on failures and ignore successful inventions?"
"You, you are messing around!" Professor Li blushed at Yu Yang's words, and he didn't know how to refute for a while. After all, his words were not rigorous, and there was nothing he could do if he was caught in the pigtails.
After refusing the other party to be speechless, Yu Yang changed the topic and began to talk about the history of Lingwu star: "About 35 billion years ago, Lingwu star produced the first life-cyanobacteria, and after that, life It has gone through the evolution process from ocean to land, from unicellular to multicellular, from amphibians to mammals, from oviparous to viviparous..."
"The animals we see now have undergone countless evolutions, and they are no longer what they were originally. Biological evolution follows only the word suitable. If you don't adapt, you will change!"
"Without water, drought tolerance evolves; when the temperature drops, cold tolerance evolves; when food decreases, metabolism decreases... everything is for better survival. Because the theory of evolution tells us that if we don't change, we will die!"
"Even if animals are like this, are the spirit races who claim to be rulers inferior to them? The crisis of the spirit tree is an opportunity for the evolution of the spirit race!"
"Boom!" Yu Yang's words were earth-shattering, causing an unprecedented sensational effect.
Yes, the whole observation deck is shaking because it's collapsed.The audience and staff members who were confused by Yu Yang were directly crushed by the collapsed building materials.
When he fell, Yu Yang was also a little confused.
No, what was agreed was just a joke?Was it such a violent reaction?
terrorist?Engineering accident?Or just plain bad luck?Don't tell me it wasn't arranged by the program team!
Thinking of the inexplicably familiar young man who brought him the equipment, Yu Yang felt a little uncertain.
Until he saw Professor Li coming from the top of his head, passing him, and disappearing into a black spot, Yu Yang was finally sure: this was indeed an accident.
Because Professor Li doesn't have a parachute.
Gee, how miserable!
Yu Yang mourned him for a second in his heart.Even so, he didn't worry much about the other party's safety.
After all, they are immortal spirit races!Wait for the staff to go to search and rescue, even if the whole person falls to pieces, it's a big deal to change to another spirit and continue to roam!
After half an hour, Yu Yang slowly floated to the bottom of the cliff.
Stepping on the solid ground again, Yu Yang looked up at the cloud-shrouded mountaintop above, thinking:
Walking in the clouds and preaching by immortals is really exciting.
All the excitement fell down! -_-||
After putting away the parachute and counting the existing materials, Yu Yang made a slight estimate of the direction and started to walk forward.
Next, it's time to find that hapless fellow sufferer, Professor Li.
Professor Li's luck was good. Although his body was covered with bloodstains from branches and stones, and his clothes were torn like a beggar, he still looked relatively intact.
Yu Yang was still thinking: Should I gather up the corpses for him out of morality?
Seeing Yu Yang, Professor Li looked like he had seen a ghost. He was afraid and angry: "Could it be you? You actually..."
Yu Yang rolled his eyes at the sky: "Old man, are you out of your mind? I also fell off myself!" Who would accidentally collapse the stands just because of such a fart!
"Then why do you carry a parachute with you!" Professor Li shouted this sentence with a flushed face, and immediately threw up a few mouthfuls of blood, paralyzed on the ground and couldn't move.
Yu Yang: Tsk tsk tsk!
Yu Yang silently watched Professor Li's miserable state, and then explained slowly: "Who stipulated that you can't bring a parachute in the debate? I'm so prepared! Besides, since that incident, people who want to kill me should not be too serious. Too much, how can we not be on guard?"
"Aren't you the clearest about this?" Yu Yang deliberately widened his eyes, looking like a curious baby.
Thinking of the other party's rare disease, Professor Li choked and was too embarrassed to speak.
I am indeed a villain at heart.After all, this accident was just a disaster for him, and the other party really walked through the gate of hell.
Professor Li stopped talking, and Yu Yang didn't talk either. The two stood one by one and lay down on the other, and the atmosphere became more and more awkward.
After a while, Yu Yang turned around without hesitation, and left without looking back.
Seeing Yu Yang leaving just like that, Professor Li was dumbfounded. He wanted to call someone out, but he couldn't bear it.With just such a hesitation, the other party had already gone so far that he couldn't even see his shadow.
"Ah..." Professor Li sighed annoyed and discouraged. This sigh was not a big deal, but it accidentally touched the wound, and he couldn't stop coughing immediately.
When he managed to catch his breath, he saw Yu Yang come back out of nowhere, staring at him as if looking at something rare, with a playful expression on his face.
The old man choked, and was almost paralyzed by his fright.
"I said..." Yu Yang stepped forward to help Professor Li, checked the other's injury skillfully, took out the first aid kit, and began to treat his wound: "If you want my help, just tell me, what are you doing coyly? I Is it the kind of person who can't help it?"
Professor Li: "..."
"Tsk tsk... the internal organs are broken, the bones of the hands and legs are broken, it's completely scrapped—fortunately, I was prepared for it!" Yu Yang was thinking, while using a portable tool to split the branches picked up on the road into suitable pieces. Size, remove the line of the parachute to fix it for him.
Professor Li looked at Yu Yang busy up and down, although he was not forgiving, he still didn't abandon him, and his mood suddenly became complicated.
At first, they changed from tit-for-tat rivals to partners who helped each other, but the old man said that the turn was too sharp to turn around.
The author has something to say:
Yu Yang: I'm gone, I'm back~
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