Climb out of the boss's coffin

By a pond on the outskirts of Wuzhen, a young man in his 20s was staring at the water with a gloomy expression, looking at himself in pity. He had a face so beautiful that it made people lose their minds, but the clothes on his body were shabby, which made people feel sympathetic.

After a while, the man seemed to have finally made up his mind, holding the dagger with his slender and white fingers, and lightly cut his face with the determination of a strong man breaking his wrist.

Blood oozed out immediately.

"Ahhhhh..." Yu Yang threw the knife aside as if getting an electric shock, observed the injury with the water surface as a mirror, then carefully touched the bloodstains on his face as thin as a hair, and mumbled in his mouth: " It won't leave a scar, right? Damn it, I actually cut it off! Such a valuable face..."

Yu Yang originally planned to come to the pond to disfigure his face. After all, it is too annoying to be chased all day long. Besides, his body is so eye-catching, which seriously hinders his plan to live in seclusion.But at the end of the day, Yu Yang realized that he couldn't do anything at all.

It's not about being afraid of pain.Yu Yang was an orphan before time travel, what kind of suffering has he suffered since he was a child?I don't care about this little injury and pain at all.

But this body is too good-looking and too expensive. As a fan of face control and wealth, I want him to do something to my face... Yu Yang said: It's better to just give him a knife in the neck.

Although it has been more than half a month, it is the first time for Yu Yang to look at his appearance so carefully.

After holding his face and watching for 10 minutes, Yu Yang couldn't help but praised: "Tsk tsk... This little guy is so tall, I can masturbate to the mirror for ten years after taking off his clothes! It's a pity to ruin it..."

Well, Yu Yang is not only handsome and stingy, but also a natural gay, the kind who bends very thoroughly.

Since he couldn't disfigure himself, Yu Yang decided not to embarrass himself: a real man is never afraid of challenges, if he can't even keep his body, what else can he talk about?

After making up his mind, Yu Yang decided to go to the woods to catch a wild game as a sacrifice to the Wu Zang Temple.

Ever since he spent the last steel penny, Yu Yang left that remote town and came to a more desolate and primitive mountain area, automatically turning on the wilderness survival mode.

If it was on the earth, Yu Yang could still go to the street to sell a show with his outstanding appearance, and there would always be sympathetic aunts and young girls who would generously donate money.

But in Lingwuxing... If he dares to do this, he will definitely be smashed in the face by the people who hate the rich with rotten eggs!

Fortunately, the environment here is much better than that on the earth. The wild animals and plants in the forest are rich in resources, but people will not worry about starving to death.Thinking of the several traps he had set up last night, Yu Yang took a bundle of hemp rope and his only weapon—a small knife, and walked into the woods with one deep foot and one shallow foot.

Unfortunately, reality is often not as beautiful as imagined.Yu Yang unfortunately lost his way shortly after entering the forest.

After realizing that he was lost, Yu Yang calmly tried to save himself, but when he was struggling to identify the direction through the position of the sun, he unfortunately stepped into a pit.

The pit was not deep, only as high as an adult's knee, but the tricky thing was that in front of the pit was a big rock half a person's height.Yu Yang stepped in and lost his balance, his head involuntarily came into intimate contact with that rock.

Boom!

What an unlucky man.

******

Not long after Yu Yang passed out, a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl walked into the forest alone with a bamboo basket on her back.

Xu Xiaotu walked all the way to check the traps set a few days ago, and couldn't help sighing softly after checking each one: Uncle Jiao is indeed right, she really doesn't have much talent in hunting.

Looking at his empty hands, Xu Xiaotu thought for a while and decided to pick some mushrooms and herbs in the forest before going home.It's the first time I go hunting, so I can't go back empty-handed.

After making up his mind, Xu Xiaotu began to search around. When he walked through a lush grass, he suddenly tripped over something.

"Oops!" Xu Xiaotu hurriedly supported the bushes beside her so that she didn't fall down. She curiously pushed aside the weeds and found Yu Yang lying inside.

Why is this man lying here?Xu Xiaotu felt very strange, seeing him motionless, took a closer look and found that there was a wound on his head that was bleeding.

He fainted from such a slight injury, this person is too delicate, with such a good spirit, he really is a delicate young master!Xu Xiaotu thought contemptuously, stepped forward and pushed him: "Hey, wake up!"

Yu Yang was naturally motionless.

Xu Xiaotu looked at him suspiciously, suddenly thought of something, stepped forward cautiously, put her head on Yu Yang's face, and closed her eyes to feel it carefully. The pie smashing emoji.

This is actually a ghost without an owner!

There is no spiritual possession, only an empty shell that can be possessed by anyone!

God!How can I be so lucky?

Xu Xiaotu's excited eyes lit up, and she immediately stepped forward to carefully examine the wound on Yu Yang's head, and after confirming that there was nothing serious, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it's just a small injury, just take it home and fix it.With such a good-looking Ji Ling, he must be able to sell for a lot of money, right?

Xu Xiaotu was intoxicated in place for a while, then immediately threw away the bamboo basket on his back, stepped forward to pick up Yu Yang on his back, and walked back.

As for why such a valuable item appeared in a remote mountainous area, and the possibility that this item actually has an owner, the little girl who has been dazzled by money obviously has no time to think about it.

Yu Yang woke up on Xu Xiaotu's back. The mountain road was difficult to walk, and the little girl was thin. Carrying an adult who was nearly 1.8 meters tall was very hard work, and it was... very bumpy.

That's how Yu Yang was woken up by her. When he first woke up, he thought he had fallen into the hands of those robbers, but Xu Xiaotu's thought made him rule out this possibility immediately.

Yu Yang lay on her back and listened by the way, the little girl kept chanting, "Xu Xiaotu, you can do it, think about Uncle Jiao's new body, think about Aunt Mu's baby, think about the full set of spirit catchers hunting gear..."

The little girl is only 1.5 meters. Even though she tried her best to protect Ji Ling behind her, Yu Yang's legs were still dragging on the ground. If it weren't for the quality of the shoes he was wearing, his feet might have been dragged bloody.

If so, the feeling of being dragged is not much better, but although Yu Yang is awake, he has no intention of talking to Xu Xiaotu at all, and is still closing his eyes and pretending to be unconscious:

One is that he is still dizzy and unable to walk; the other is...Although this girl has been working hard to protect him, she would rather be scratched by thorns to ensure that Yu Yang does not lose her appearance, but Yu Yang instinctively feels that she has malicious intentions .

He is not familiar with the place of life right now, and he still has a negative state of being injured, so let's wait and see what happens.If the little girl was indeed saving him, it would not be too late to repay her later.

Thinking of this, Yu Yang continued to pretend to be unconscious with peace of mind, and asked the little girl to carry him home.

Xu Xiaotu's home is deep in the mountain, on a relatively gentle hillside, and there are dozens of families scattered around it.Although the houses built of bricks, stones and earth and wood are relatively simple, they give people a simple and natural beauty.

Xu Xiaotu walked into the easternmost room, put Yu Yang on the bed in the bedroom, wiped off his sweat, and ran out excitedly.

Yu Yang raised his eyelids carefully, looked at the surrounding environment, and after judging that escaping here is not difficult, he closed his eyes again and stood up.

Soon, there was a rush of footsteps, Xu Xiaotu led a person into the room, and said excitedly while leading the way: "Aunt Mu, what do you think I found?"

A soft male voice said helplessly: "Xiao Tu, walk slowly!" It seemed that he saw Yu Yang, and the man's tone was a little worried: "What's wrong with this man? Is he injured?"

Yu Yang was still thinking about how this "Aunt Mu" was a man, a warm hand had already touched his forehead, and carefully checked Yu Yang's wound.

The man's demeanor is very gentle, with genuine concern, reminding Yu Yang of his mother whom he has never met.

Before he could feel the warmth, the man suddenly withdrew his hand, and when he spoke again, his tone was much more serious: "Xiao Tu, where did this Jiling come from? You couldn't have stolen it, right?"

"I didn't!" When Xu Xiaotu heard this, a trace of guilt flashed across his face, and he argued bravely, "I picked it up in the woods! Others threw it away and didn't want it!"

"Nonsense!" Seeing Xu Xiaotu's refusal to admit his mistake, the young man with the surname Mu was clearly agitated, "The spirit of such appearance is only a little damaged on the surface, why would anyone throw it away?"

"Then how do I know?" Xu Xiaotu argued with a blushing face, "Maybe they got tired of wearing it and threw it away? Who knows what rich people think?"

The young man surnamed Mu looked at Xu Xiaotu fixedly, lowered his head in shame, and then calmly ordered: "Xiao Tu, send the things back to others, be obedient!"

Xu Xiaotu's eyes got wet when she heard this. Although "Aunt Mu" has always been gentle, every time he said this, it meant that the matter could not be changed, and she couldn't help crying: "I won't send Go back! I won't send it!"

"Xiao Tu!" Seeing the man's stern gaze, Xu Xiaotu finally burst into tears with a "wow": "Why? What would happen if they were so rich and lacked a spirit? Just buy it again! If I Return it back... What about Uncle Jiao? What about the baby? I don't want any accidents for you... woo woo woo..."

Seeing the little girl crying sadly, the man sighed helplessly, it was not good to force her at this time, so he had to hug her in his arms to comfort her, not mentioning it for now.

Yu Yang who was left on the sidelines: You are crying so loudly, have you ever thought about my feelings?I am a living person being talked about as a dead thing, and my psychological shadow is also very heavy, okay!

Yu Yang felt that he could no longer pretend to be dead, so he slowly opened his eyes.

As soon as Yu Yang saw "Aunt Mu", he felt that his voice was very good for him. The young man in his 20s was as handsome and gentle as a celebrity in ancient times, and his temperament was gentle and easy-going, which made people feel better when they saw him.

Xu Xiaotu was still crying hard at first, trying to make the young man soften his heart, he suddenly raised his head to meet his sober eyes, and hiccupped immediately in fright: "You you you... What are you doing? Why are you here?"

Yaoshou, what she carried back was actually a living person!Didn't he hear all of their conversation?She actually planned to hide his things in front of the Lord just now!

Xu Xiaotu's face turned pale when he thought of the stupid things he did.

The young man surnamed Mu couldn't help frowning, feeling that the current situation was a bit tricky-if the victim heard their words, how could he persuade him not to hold Xiao Tu accountable?

Speaking of which, this person is really weird, he is still alive, but his soul has almost no fluctuations, so that he and Xiao Tu both regard him as a dead person.

"Where is this? Who are you?" Sensing the thoughts of the two, Yu Yang immediately pretended to be just waking up, and turned on the acting mode, "Hiss, my head! How did I get hurt?"

Seeing this, the man named "Aunt Mu" asked him tentatively, "Do you remember what happened before you fell into a coma?"

Yu Yang immediately scratched his hair in confusion and distress, and said hesitantly: "I don't remember, I can't seem to remember the past... Did you save me? Do you know who I am?"

After saying this, Yu Yang only felt secretly happy in his heart: Amnesia is a great way, this is the correct posture for time travel!Just after transmigrating, someone took off his vest or something, it's just messing around!

Xu Xiaotu originally thought he was going to die, but when he met the victim, he lost his memory, and immediately confessed the grace of saving his life: "Yes, I saved you! When I found you, you were unconscious fell in the woods—if I hadn’t carried you back, you would have been eaten by wild beasts by now!”

"Xiao Tu!" The young man gave her a disapproving look, but Xu Xiaotu didn't care at all, and even secretly winked at Yu Yang with his back turned.

Yu Yang: Tsk tsk, the little girl has a thick skin.

"Hey, I saved your life, how are you going to thank me?" Xu Xiaotu was not guilty at all, looking at Yu Yang expectantly.

Yu Yang secretly smiled in his heart, but he showed a grateful and guilty expression on his face: "Thank you for saving me! It's a pity that I don't have anything, and I don't know who my parents are. I'm afraid it will be difficult to repay your kindness..."

Xu Xiaotu was immediately dumbfounded when he heard it. The young man felt that he was in the wrong. After hearing this, he immediately expressed generously: "It's just a small effort, and I dare not be the name of the savior. Don't take Xiaotu's words to heart. You can rest assured and heal your wounds." !"

"Aunt Mu!" Xu Xiaotu was dismantled, and immediately wanted to save the situation. She mouthed "baby" to the young man a few times, but the young man ignored her.

Yu Yang admired Xu Xiaotu's jumping feet for a while, and pretended to hesitate and said: "By the way, I remember that I seemed to step into a pit and hit my head because my feet were unstable... Speaking of which, the pit The location is very strange, it doesn't look like it was formed naturally, but it looks like someone dug it there on purpose..."

Yu Yang looked at Xu Xiaotu suspiciously while talking. After hearing this, Xu Xiaotu suddenly remembered something, and shouted angrily: "What do you think I am doing? I didn't dig it! How could such a vicious thing be done?" I did it!"

A young man surnamed Mu: ...

Xu Xiaotu: ...

Yu Yang: Oh shit!

The young man turned around and said to Xu Xiaotu sternly, "Xiaotu, come out with me!"

Yu Yang looked at the young man with an innocent face and said some polite words to him, then pulled the anxious Xu Xiaotu out the door with a sullen face.