Climb out of the boss's coffin

Because of visiting the boss regardless of the weather, Yu Yang became a shining celebrity in a few days. On this day, he was taking the medicine pot to go to tea and indirect water (yes, in order to let the boss drink hot Chinese medicine, even The medicines are all boiled at the company), and when I walked to the door, I heard two employees chatting.

Employee A complained: "What's the origin of that Yu Yang? He boils medicine in the company every day, which makes Mr. Zhuang's whole office smell bitter. I can smell it when I pass by the door, and Mr. Zhuang doesn't care about him!"

Employee B answered immediately: "Do you think he has a grudge against Mr. Zhuang? Just boil some grass roots and dead branches, it smells so bad...Is that stuff called medicine? Didn't Mr. Zhuang be put down by him?" , so listen to him, tell him to drink and he will drink?"

Employee A immediately echoed: "That's right! Mr. Zhuang is obviously a good person, but he must be said to be sick! Even if there is something wrong with Jiling, why do you need to drink this kind of medicine? I really don't understand!"

Employee C interjected mysteriously: "What do you know? That Yu Yang is Mr. Zhuang's lover, and the two of them are just at the time of honey. There is something wrong with Mr. Zhuang's spirit, so Yu Yang can't seize the opportunity to be courteous? "

"If you want me to say, it is fake that Yu Yang boils medicine every day, but the real thing is to cook soup. It must be because of poor craftsmanship. To save face, he calls it medicine! My little lover is willing to cook for Mr. Zhuang himself, regardless of cooking How about it, Mr. Zhuang can't help but join us?"

Employee C's words were well-founded and reasonable, and were immediately accepted by the two of them. Employee A suddenly realized: "No wonder I think there is something wrong between him and Mr. Zhuang. It turns out that the relationship between the two is like this! Yes, this makes sense Already!"

After she finished speaking, she sighed again: "But Boss Zhuang has such a good personality! If it were me, if my boyfriend forced me to eat these pig foods every day, I would definitely break up with him. No matter how handsome he is, it doesn't matter!"

Employee B also said excitedly: "It's great that such a good person as Mr. Zhuang finally has a companion! I'm not going to say that everyone is a visual animal who doesn't know anything! What's wrong with being ugly, as long as the heart is beautiful It's gone!"

Employee C obviously had some conspiracy theories, and questioned: "I'm worried that Boss Zhuang will be cheated. Do you think Yu Yang really likes Boss Zhuang? Could it be for money?"

The next few people had a heated discussion on the proposition "Yu Yang is not sincere towards Zhuang", Yu Yang was not interested in eavesdropping any more, turned around and walked back.

Hearing the topic discussed by several people, Yu Yang's first reaction was: Is the aesthetics of the Lingzu crooked?Zhuang Weiran is so ugly?You should find me a beautiful one to see!

Yu Yang's second reaction was: I didn't expect such a rich and handsome Zhuang Weiran to be unpopular in the marriage and love market. This is too surprising!According to Mr. Zhuang's conditions, even if the company is not full of fans like in idol dramas, at least there should be a few objects of admiration!

Could it be because he wears glasses every day... Speaking of which, is there any special reason why he refuses to show his true face?

Yu Yang's third reaction was: Am I being forced to gossip with the boss again?By the way, why does everyone think that I have an affair with Zhuang Weiran?He and I are... er, what is the relationship between us?

After this question came up in his heart, Yu Yang himself was stunned.He had never thought about this problem deeply before.He always felt that as long as they didn't really go to bed (the way of the Eldar is not counted), then those intimate actions and words between the two of them were just ambiguous jokes at best.

Although he does covet Zhuang Weiran's beauty from time to time, and does not reject having sex with him once, in bed, but Yu Yang never thought of developing a real relationship with him.What Zhuang Weiran reminded Yu Yang, Yu Yang really listened to and remembered it.

——After all, fundamentally speaking, although Yu Yang and Zhuang Weiran are similar in appearance, they are indeed two different species, the one with reproductive isolation.

Just like human beings keep pets, human beings will cook, bathe, comb and dress it by themselves, take care of it in every possible way, and even kiss it. hug it when they love it deeply.It seems intimate, but it is not the same thing as love at all. The evidence is that even if you love your pet, no one will have the idea of ​​letting a pet be your partner.

In Yu Yang's view, what Zhuang Weiran does to himself is similar to what people do to pets.So he didn't really take Zhuang Weiran's words to heart. Although he was a little embarrassed about his intimate actions, he didn't take it seriously.

I'm obviously not such a casual, dissolute person!Thinking of his relationship with Zhuang Weiran during this period of time, Yu Yang collapsed: it's all because of the surname Zhuang, who kissed him the second time they met, and even made such jokes on him, which made the relationship between the two of them start from the beginning. It is not pure anymore!

I think I was a boy from a good family back then, and I was all brought down by Zhuang Weiran's unscrupulous scourge!Yu Yang thought angrily in his heart.

Yu Yang had such a thought in his heart, so he couldn't help but bring it out of his expression.Therefore, Zhuang Weiran, who had been waiting for Yu Yang not to go out to look for him for a long time, saw Yu Yang in the corridor with his head bowed in thought and his expression changing.

"What's the matter? What happened?" Zhuang Weiran asked without knowing it, and couldn't help feeling a little worried.

After hearing this, Yu Yang raised his head and gave him a murderous look, his attitude was very abnormal.

Zhuang Weiran:? ? ?

Fortunately, Mr. Zhuang is very experienced in dealing with such situations. Seeing this situation, he stepped forward, hugged, and kissed the man's head without saying a word.

Yu Yang:! ! !

Yu Yang, who had been kissed forcibly many times, pushed the indecent person away, his heart was full of collapse as if he had been trampled back and forth by ten thousand grass-mud horses, and he yelled aggressively: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...I tell you that you are so reckless again. Tease me without fear, believe it or not, I am the overlord. Hard. Bow.!"

Zhuang Weiran pushed the glasses calmly, casting a cold light from behind the lenses: "Oh? Try it!"

Yu Yang's paper tiger aura was immediately punctured, and he was persuaded in seconds: "Little...you dare not!" QAQ

Zhuang Weiran: Hey, why are you still a little disappointed?

The two were quiet for a while, and Zhuang Weiran took the lead to break the calm: "Since you plan to deliver medicine to me every day, why not come and go to get off work with me, so as to save you the trouble of running around."

Zhuang Weiran suggested it out of good intentions, and thought that Yu Yang would agree with the situation, but he immediately shook his head and resolutely objected: "That can't be done! Absolutely not!"

"Why?" Zhuang Weiran couldn't understand.

Yu Yang's expression was inscrutable: "Think about it, I take the time to come here every day to deliver meals and medicines, and others will say that I am humane and care about you so much even though I am busy with work—if I go to school with you After work, except for the time to drink medicine, I can only play on my mobile phone in the office. Such an image of idleness makes people look at me, maybe I misunderstand that I came to see you because I am lazy and not working!"

Zhuang Weiran: I suddenly felt that what he said made sense!

"I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful about such a small matter." Zhuang Weiran praised with a complicated expression.

"Cough, I'm overwhelmed!" Yu Yang, who was used to running the train with his mouth full, looked around, a little embarrassed.

The two returned to Zhuang Weiran's office. As soon as they sat down on the sofa, the assistant came in with a cup of coffee and put it on Zhuang Weiran's desk.

"You still drink this kind of thing?" Yu Yang rushed over to pick up the cup, with an expression on his face as if the wife who had raped her husband on the spot, was very heartbroken: "Didn't you say that you can't drink coffee if you have a cold?" ? How much did you drink behind my back?"

Zhuang Weiran looked at Yu Yang as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and felt a little guilty for some reason, so he didn't speak.

Fortunately, the little assistant is still very protective, and immediately rushed to take the responsibility: "Mr. Yu, Mr. Zhuang always feels sleepy after drinking your medicine. I just thought drinking coffee would refresh me, so I made it up for him on my own." A glass—sorry! I didn't know you wouldn't let him have that, if I knew—"

Before the little assistant finished speaking, he couldn't help but widen his eyes: Yu Yang didn't listen to his explanation at all, and sloppyly slid to Zhuang Weiran's side, staring at him with pity, as if resenting resentment. Put your finger on his face: "He is doing it for you too! Don't be so disobedient in the future, you know?"

"I was wrong..." Zhuang Weiran apologized stiffly: Heaven and earth, he really knew he was wrong! qaq

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I, I, I... I'll take the coffee away!" The little assistant shuddered, and immediately went to take the coffee with her face flushed.

"Forget it, don't waste it now that you've brewed it, let me drink it for him!" Yu Yang reached out for the coffee before the little assistant, took a sip, and his face immediately changed.

"What's the matter?" Zhuang Weiran immediately became nervous, and glanced suspiciously at the little assistant, who froze in fright, not daring to vent his anger.

Yu Yang spit out the coffee and complained: "Why is this coffee so bitter?" He then pointed his fire at Zhuang Weiran: "Why didn't you remind me, did you deliberately want to see my jokes? You hate it!"

Zhuang Weiran: "..."

"Mr. Zhuang...I'll go first!" The little assistant had never seen such a concubine-level concubine, who was so frightened that she ran away from the chairman's office without even trying to close the door.

As soon as Yu Yang saw the little assistant leave, he immediately accepted the flirtatious slut, went to the door, looked around, and closed the door carefully.

"There's a problem with the coffee." Seeing Zhuang Weiran asking and looking over, Yu Yang explained straightforwardly.

Zhuang Weiran's expression froze: "Someone poisoned?" Fu couldn't believe it again: Who would do such a thing by poisoning Jiling's food?Even if the Jiling dies, it will not affect the body of the Spirit Race.

"It's not sure yet!" Yu Yang took out a small container for boiling medicine from the cabinet, used the materials in the office, and made a simple chemical reaction device, poured half a cup of coffee into it, and refined it again after the reaction distilled out.

What you end up with are black fine particles.Yu Yang picked up a handful and crushed it with his fingers, then sniffed it close to his nose, and said in a deep voice: "There is a synthetic drug in it, which is similar to the addictive substance of methamphetamine. More than your average coffee...”

"It's just a rough extraction, and there is no way to know what the substance is, but what is certain is that the person who administered the medicine must have malicious intentions!" Yu Yang came to a conclusion with certainty.

"But does this thing have any effect on the spirits who drink it?" Zhuang Weiran still doesn't understand. When Yu Yang explained just now, he used some words unique to the earth, and Zhuang Weiran half understood.

"Of course it affects!" Yu Yang said with a serious expression: "Drugs are addictive, and the human body will become dependent after ingestion. It turns out that the more you can't do without it, and it can not only erode the body, but also damage the spirit. Let people have hallucinations, temperament changes, anxiety, depression..."

"Moreover, the mental addiction caused by smoking, eating, and drugs will make people obsessed even after withdrawal, and they will continue to relapse. This is an effect that cannot be eliminated by changing the body." Yu Yang finally concluded.

Hearing this, Zhuang Weiran's face changed. If this kind of poison can affect the spirit race inside through the spirit, it would be too insidious, enough to make people fall for it unconsciously.

"However... this is just my guess. If it is true or not, I need to find a professional to see it." Yu Yang suddenly touched his head with a guilty expression: "I can only roughly guess these..."

Zhuang Weiran didn't mind his nonsense, but comforted him: "You have done a lot!" To be honest, Zhuang Weiran was shocked when he saw him refine the crystal with simple tools.

"I'm afraid it will be a false alarm in the end..." The more Zhuang Weiran comforted him, the more uncertain Yu Yang felt.

To be honest, ever since he got a taste of the pharmaceutical level of the Spirit Race, Yu Yang is not sure whether the coffee here is the same as that on Earth. Maybe adding this kind of additive is a unique flavor?

"Regardless of whether the poisoning was real or not, you brought it up because you cared about me. How could I not know what is good or bad?" Zhuang Weiran looked at Yu Yang with gentler eyes.

Yu Yang: I always feel that the atmosphere is a bit weird...

Uncomfortable being seen by Zhuang Weiran, Yu Yang quickly changed the subject: "Speaking of which, have you changed your assistant? I remember that the previous assistant was named Gao?"

Speaking of this, Zhuang Weiran's expression became serious: "Assistant Gao is on vacation recently, Lan Zhou is recommended by him personally, and he has worked in the company for three years, and has always been honest and peaceful..."

"During the few days I came to the company, he advised you to continue drinking coffee?" Yu Yang hurriedly asked.

Zhuang Weiran shook his head: "No, he persuaded me to listen to you, he was very reluctant when I asked him to make coffee, for fear that you would make trouble for him..."

Zhuang Weiran said with a heavy heart: If there is really a problem with this Lanzhou, then he has hidden it too deeply. Even now that he is suspicious of him, Zhuang Weiran really can't think of any abnormal behavior in him.

Although everything was speculation, Zhuang Weiran still sent someone to watch Lanzhou's every move, and he and Yu Yang set off to Dr. Bai's research institute.