Climb out of the boss's coffin

On the other side, the two who had spoken came out of the room. Li Sisi looked at Gao Dazhuang who was still fainting on the ground, and stepped forward to pat him politely.

With sharp eyes, Yu Yang saw a tiny electric current penetrate into Gao Da Zhuang's soul, Gao Da Zhuang let out a strange cry, his whole body twitched a few times, and immediately woke up.

Yu Yang: Hey, it hurts just looking at it!

"Sister Sisi... store manager, why did I faint just now?" Gao Dazhuang asked in a daze, "By the way, I remember someone hit me. Why did you suddenly hit me, Sister Sisi?"

This person is obviously not completely confused. He still remembers the previous incident. Yu Yang was about to cover it up when Li Sisi snorted angrily:

"Who told you to come over suddenly? If I didn't pay attention, I would hit you?" Li Sisi said, rolled his beautiful eyes at the sky, and complained: "Who knows that you look so big, and you are so big?" I couldn’t help beating so much, I only woke up now after fainting, and even said that I want to clean it for me!”

"Hey hey..." Gao Dazhuang patted his head in embarrassment when he heard this, and said good words clumsily: "Then...then I will help you next time—but sister Sisi, you are really strong, I have never I've seen a girl as strong as you..."

"What are you talking about? Are you looking for a fight?" Li Sisi stared at Gao Dazhuang with his hands on his hips and willow brows. Strongness is obviously not a good word for girls.

The room was full of commotion, and suddenly appeared from behind the counter beside it, a head with half of its skull missing and a dark complexion, staring at Yu Yang with unrepentant eyes, Yu Yang immediately stayed on the spot.

Li Sisi kicked the shivering thing out with his chest and one foot, but it rolled on the ground twice, and then continued to crawl inside without discouragement.

Seeing the red, white, and black scattered all over the ground by this man, Li Sisi had a fit of cleanliness, frowning and took two steps back to avoid the man's dirty paws.

At this time, Yu Yang, who finally reacted, came over to help with shaking legs.

Seeing this unidentified humanoid figure swaying over, Yu Yang, who was frightened madly, picked up the stool: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Bang!" Brains, flowers, broken heads, and bones flew together...

Li Sisi took out a handkerchief and covered his nose in disgust, squatted down and probed the relatively clean neck of the humanoid thing, and stood up calmly to announce the result: "It's useless, take it away and throw it away!"

Gao Dazhuang, who was stunned by the accident, finally looked for an opportunity at this time, and interjected weakly from the side: "Well, this person seems to be a guest..."

Yu Yang: "..."

As soon as Gao Dazhuang finished speaking, the guest's soul came out of the dilapidated Jiling, and floated aside to protest: "Oh wait! I'm here to practice Jiling. You kicked me as soon as I entered the door, why did you leave it?" Is it ruined like this?"

"Running into our shop in such a shabby way, who will I kick if I don't kick you?" Li Sisi angrily yelled at him: "Besides, if it's broken into such a virtue, why don't you replace the hammer? Spend money to buy a new one." Yes! Don't be so stingy!"

"It's okay for you to break my things? Besides, it's none of your business if I pick or not?" The guest was very unconvinced, and immediately retorted.

The two immediately had a fierce quarrel over "whether the patient is too stingy or the nurse looks down on people", and Yu Yang was taken aback for a moment.

Although he has been here for a long time, Yu Yang is still a little uncomfortable with such a fantasy scene.

But now he has come to his senses, how can there be any zombies here?It's just that the customer who sent the spirit seriously damaged came to the door.

Li Sisi over there quarreled with the guests for a few words, but failed to gain the upper hand, and immediately used his advantage to use force.She was already extraordinary in skill, this person even ruined the spirit, and naturally he was no match, she held it in the palm of her hand as if she was catching a chick with one move.

"Blind your dog eyes, dare to touch the porcelain on the old lady's head! Today, why don't you clean the inside and outside of the store floor for me, and see if my aunt will tear you alive!" He threatened this man viciously.

"Hey... help!" This man had never seen such a ferocious woman, he was so frightened that he even forgot to struggle.

Seeing this situation, Yu Yang hurried over to smooth things over: "Sisi, this guest must have been in a hurry, and he didn't intend to touch porcelain on purpose. Don't be so aggressive, and be careful not to hurt someone!"

"Boss, you still understand the truth!" Seeing Yu Yang's righteous words, the guest was moved to tears, and as soon as he was free, he rushed over and grabbed Yu Yang's cuffs.

Li Sisi immediately raised eyebrows when he heard this: "Huh?" The boss understands the truth, does he mean that I am arrogant and unreasonable?

"Hey... I'm afraid!" The three-headed villain hurriedly hid behind Yu Yang in fright, and only dared to poke his head out from his shoulder: "Boss, please take care of her!"

Yu Yang was slapped on the shoulders by the half-palm-high spirit clan, and his mood was very complicated. From the instant frequency jumping from the siege of zombies to the appearance of cute things, Yu Yang said that he needed to take it easy.

"Boss, why did you recruit such a tough woman as a clerk? With such a service attitude and such a violent temper, how many customers have to be driven away..." As soon as this person had Yu Yang's support, he immediately became more courageous. He began to put eye drops on Li Sisi in Yu Yang's ear.

Seeing Li Sisi's increasingly gloomy face, Yu Yang looked back at him pityingly: Brother, you can't live with your own sins, let's go!

Five minutes later, Nanpeiqi stood in the washbasin with a bruised nose and a swollen face, struggling to drag a rag that could easily wrap ten of them, and wrung it dry with hands and feet.

Yu Yang squatted helplessly and watched him work—originally he wanted to borrow a spirit for him to use, but Li Sisi, who was completely irritated, ignored his face and ordered Nanpeiqi to do it himself. Use the main body to clean the store.

But this man himself was quite open-minded, and while he was sweating profusely cleaning the floor, he was still interested in talking to Yu Yang who was watching: "You must think that I was in a car accident, right? It's not...my wife beat me up." , Alas... you prodigal bitch!"

"When she gets angry, she likes to spoil things. She doesn't care about what's expensive. This outfit is the most valuable on me. This doesn't... make me suffer like this! I don't even think about buying new ones. It's not just my family's money , when the time comes, I feel distressed again..."

The two- to three-inch little Douding shook his head and complained about his daughter-in-law. Yu Yang looked at him condescendingly, without any empathy in his heart, only a sense of disobedience.

Nan Peiqi obviously didn't know what Yu Yang was thinking, and was still talking endlessly to himself: "My daughter-in-law is...everything is good, but she is too stubborn. She lost her temper with me during dinner last time and caught her The rice cooker can be made with great effort! What a guy! She made all the rice for the whole family of four, and she didn't save a single grain for me and my two daughters. I was scared at the time..."

Yu Yang: That's scary, hurry to the hospital!

"I took it to the repair shop on the spot...I was so stupefied that day that I didn't dare to leave. Jiling was so hungry that I couldn't move. I was afraid that if I left for a while, the 10,000+ yuan Jiling would just disappear!"

Yu Yang: It turns out that you love money...

"Your lover has really gone too far..." Yu Yang also had some sympathy for him at this time, and couldn't help but agree: "It's too impulsive to break people's heads casually after a quarrel!"

"What are you talking about? What is it called being overdone? What is impulsiveness?" After hearing this, Nan Peiqi immediately changed his face and fired at Yu Yang: "My daughter-in-law beat me up. Don't understand? Are you using an outsider to fight for me?"

Yu Yang: "..."

Hehe, I shouldn't care about you!

Yu Yang glanced at him meaningfully, got up and clapped his hands, and said to Lisisi who heard the sound, filled with righteous indignation: "Sisi, this person has no intention of repenting at all, I'm just staring at him from the sidelines, You dare to cheat while working!"

Nan Page: ? !

How shameless!I just choked him, and he sued me in the blink of an eye!

In the blink of an eye, there was another flutter of chickens and dogs jumping in the hall.

Yu Yang walked back to the office and closed the door without sympathy.

After a while, Li Sisi knocked on the door and came in. Uncle Yu Yang leaned on the back of the chair and asked indifferently: "Where is that person? You didn't do anything to him, did you?"

"No, his wife just came to pick him up. I came in after packing up the store." Li Sisi was always very respectful to Yu Yang, without the fierceness just now.

Yu Yang nodded casually, sighed, and looked melancholy as a farmer worrying about the crops: "Sisi, you said that today is the first day of opening anyway, how come there are no customers yet?"

Lisisi: Why did no one come to you, don't you know?

"I made a promise to provide free service on the first day, but no one has come to the door yet. Will our store have to close if this continues?" Yu Yang continued heartbroken.

"Boss, there is a saying that there is no such thing as a free lunch." Reese replied sternly.

"so?"

"Free is often easily suspected of being a trap, and just this morning, you just conducted a tragic recruitment event. Unfortunately, there were a lot of onlookers at that time..."

Yu Yang: I didn't notice this, what a mistake!

"Besides, this is the city center. After such a long period of fermentation, these people should have spread the news."

"..."

"Just ten minutes ago, there was a vicious incident in our store that beat up a customer who came to the door and forcibly detained him as a helper... I noticed that three passers-by witnessed this scene."

"..."

"Shop Manager, before I came in, I heard someone remind a customer who was about to enter the door, saying that your place is a black shop, and the young man has already obeyed his words and ran away."

"..."

"At this point, there is only one way to save the situation..."

"..."

"Shop manager, prepare to move the store!" Li Sisi finally concluded with deep sorrow.

It just opened today, and it was obviously impossible to move. Yu Yang learned from the pain and went out to remove the free service sign and replace it with a paid price list.

Although it was much lower than the peers in order to attract business, at least a few customers came to the door in the afternoon - it would be more perfect if Lisisi's strange eyes were ignored.

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Sure enough, the more I write, the more it looks like a joke... Forget it, I'm lying flat →_→