Climb out of the boss's coffin
Chapter 3
In the study room, Zhuang Weiran was sitting on the sofa reading a book wearing rimless glasses, with a relaxed appearance that everything was under control.Yu Yang anxiously followed Assistant Kang into the door, looked at the two muscular bodyguards behind him, and had the illusion of meeting a big boss.
After listening to Assistant Kang's report, Zhuang Weiran raised his head from the pages of the book. His expression was cold and distant, and the vision projected through the lens was piercingly sharp.
Yu Yang became more and more nervous when he watched him, wringing his fingers helplessly like a child who did something wrong.As if seeing Yu Yang's unease, Zhuang Weiran frowned slightly, and smiled at him very lightly, the involuntary aura of superiority instantly disappeared completely.
"Mr. Yu, hello!" Zhuang Weiran got up and shook hands with him in a friendly manner, let him sit on the sofa beside him, and sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, because of our mistake, you were frightened, please forgive me!"
After saying this, Zhuang Weiran waved his hands to let everyone present go out, and then asked Yu Yang gently: "I know you have a lot of questions now, what do you want to know, you can ask now!"
After Zhuang Weiran showed a friendly side, Yu Yang was able to pay attention to this person's appearance.Seeing this, he was immediately stunned by Zhuang Weiran's pretty and outrageous face: this looks too damn handsome!
Yu Yang's second thought was: Is this Mr. Zhuang's attitude towards him too good? "Collection" ran away, this person was not angry or surprised, but he even offered to apologize in a friendly manner, which is unreasonable!
Yu Yang thought for a while, looked up and saw Zhuang Weiran's slightly stiff expression, and then realized that he had actually left this big guy aside.
Thinking of what this person said just now, Yu Yang decided that this person surnamed Zhuang must be an insider. After struggling for a moment, he finally asked the most critical question in his tone: "What are you guys?"
In the interrogation room, he talked with the group of security officers for a while, experienced the danger of his soul going out of his body, and then thought of the drunk who cheated his corpse... At this time, Yu Yang had a terrible guess in his heart.
Zhuang Weiran's performance seemed to confirm his guess, the man didn't even move his eyebrows when he heard this, leaned back comfortably on the sofa, and asked, "What do you think we are?"
Yu Yang subconsciously covered his chest with both hands, stared at Zhuang Weiran vigilantly, and said in a blunt manner: "Well... let me make it clear to you first, I will not return this body no matter what! You are different, I will die without a physical body!"
Realizing that his words were a bit tyrannical and unreasonable, Yu Yang's eyes wandered for a while, and he added bravely: "Otherwise... I will buy you, and you can make a price! I will burn the reward immediately when I return to the present world." For you, billions and tens of billions are not a problem..."
Zhuang Weiran was confused by Yu Yang's nonsensical words, but he didn't show it. He wrote down a few key words calmly, and said tentatively: "Unfortunately, I don't want to sell this body." , you know... I'm not short of money."
"Then what do you want?" Yu Yang looked nervously at Zhuang Weiran, waiting for the boss to decide his own fate.
"I hope you can stay and work for me." Zhuang Weiran thought for a while and said, "Your salary is used to offset the cost of this body. After paying off the debt, it will belong to you!"
Zhuang Weiran felt that his request was very reasonable, but it was a pity that the words changed in Yu Yang's ears.
He was still in shock at first, but after hearing this, he immediately made up Mr. Zhuang's words into a statement from the younger brother, and his heart suddenly became sad and angry: Does this mean that he wants to turn me into his kind?
Yu Yang has no interest in abandoning his human body to become a ghost—although his own body is probably in danger, but Yu Yang still wants to save himself if possible.
Yu Yang thought of the dozens of fresh bodies hidden in the room, and had a more terrifying guess in his heart: could these people be murdered to collect their bodies because they were seen by the big devil Zhuang Weiran in their physical bodies?
The more Yu Yang thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Looking at his increasingly ugly face, Zhuang Weiran realized that he seemed to be self-defeating, and immediately gave up the idea of cliche, and said as kindly as possible: "I think there is some misunderstanding between us, I mean..."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Yang suddenly pointed behind him in horror: "Ah, there is a monster!" He jumped up from the sofa with his back pressed against the door, looking like he was about to pee in fear .
Yu Yang's performance was so realistic that he fooled Zhuang Weiran. He really looked back. When he realized that he had been tricked and turned around, he saw that someone had quickly opened the window and was about to go from the second floor to jump down.
Yu Yang didn't have the slightest intention to talk calmly with Zhuang Weiran: Just kidding, what can I say when I meet this kind of ghost who likes to kill and take corpses and wears human skin, just run away!
Zhuang Weiran: "..."
Two minutes later, Mr. Zhuang used force to suppress and forcibly tied the restless guest to the sofa. He listened to Yu Yang, who was frightened and crazy, and finally found the key to the problem.
Zhuang Weiran sighed, and explained dumbfoundingly: "You mean those corpses in the room? Those are not corpses, but the fruit of the spirit tree."
The emotional Yu Yang was stunned when he heard this: "What did you say? What kind of fruit?"
Zhuang Weiran gestured with his hand, with a sincere face: "The fruit of the spirit tree grows on the tree!"
Yu Yang immediately looked at him with an expression of "you're such a fool".
Seeing that Yu Yang didn't believe it, Zhuang Weiran had no choice but to say: "I'll take you to see it, but you have to promise not to run around again!"
Yu Yang compared the situation and resolutely admitted.So the two went to the backyard to see the tree that was said to be able to grow people.
When the gardener saw his employer, he immediately greeted him warmly. Zhuang Weiran didn't hold back, and asked him directly: "Is there any ripe fruit on the Jiling tree recently? If there is, pick one."
The gardener immediately took orders. Yu Yang stood by the tall tree that looked like a banyan tree and looked at it for a long time. Except for the green fruits the size of durians hanging down, he didn't see anything special about this tree.
Soon the gardener picked a golden fruit from the tree in front of Yu Yang, cut the outer peel, and there was actually a white and tender baby inside.
Yu Yang grabbed the baby and examined it carefully. Except for the lack of vital signs, the fruit was actually the same as a human baby, and even the tiny hairs were lifelike.
Yu Yang feels that his three views are completely bad: the organs of plants can actually grow the bodies of animals, what kind of black technology is this!Where is the scientific basis?
Seeing that Yu Yang seemed to believe it, Zhuang Weiran handed over the baby to the servant for safekeeping, and then dragged Yu Yang, who was in a daze, into the room.After he digested this matter, he gave him a general introduction to the general situation of his ethnic group.
According to Zhuang Weiran, the planet they are on is called Lingwu Star, and it is a planet dominated by the Spirit Race.The spirit race is born without a physical body and has a long lifespan, but the spiritual body is easily damaged by ultraviolet rays, flames and other substances, so they have to live in the physical body for life.
As for the spirit tree that produces the body, it is a native plant on the Lingwu planet. It has grown on this planet since the birth of the spirit race, and no one has studied its origin.
The fruit of the spirit tree has a very magical quality. It can only grow if the soul is attached to it. Once the spirit race leaves the spirit, it will maintain its current size.Moreover, unlike the human body, it will not rot due to the departure of the soul, and the "shelf life" is very long.
Because of the special function of the spirit fruit, some people in the spirit race habitually call it clothes—just like humans call notebook-style computers abbreviated as notebooks.
The room Yu Yang came across and saw was actually the cloakroom where Zhuang Weiran put his "clothes", so he was not possessed by the dead, but probably because his soul passed through the dimensional wall after drowning. In the case of "running naked", Subconsciously took Zhuang Weiran's clothes to wear.
Yu Yang: ...This truth is really unbearable to look at directly!
Zhuang Weiran enthusiastically introduced the geographical knowledge of Lingwu Star to Yu Yang.Coincidentally, there are seven continents here, just like the earth. The place where Yu Yang is located is called Tianshu Continent, which has the largest area, accounting for half of the entire planet's land area, and there are only two big countries on it: midsummer and severe winter.
Yu Yang's current location is Jibei City, a second-tier city of Midsummer Empire.
Yu Yang digested this cheating world view wholeheartedly, and couldn't help but feel a little strange: "By the way... how do you know that I am a foreigner who strayed into your house by chance, not some suspicious person?"
"Although my security system here is not the most advanced, nor can anyone sneak in," Zhuang Weiran looked at him meaningfully, and continued to explain: "Besides, your situation has also happened in history. ..."
According to the folklore of Lingwu Star, there is a [-] in [-] chance that the mature fruit produced by the spirit tree will give birth to a soul by itself, so that the creatures born in this way can grow up like the spirit race and have the same wisdom.
The difference is that this kind of soul cannot change into a new body for a lifetime, and can only perish along with the sex.If the soul is forcibly drawn out, it will die immediately.
Originally, Zhuang Weiran was not sure that Yu Yang was that one-in-a-billion possibility... But since he learned about his foolish deeds of running around in the street wearing "stolen goods", Zhuang Weiran was completely sure of Yu Yang's identity.
"However, it is said that the self-born souls are all born in infancy. It is really rare for someone like you to grow up to this age and be born with memories..." Zhuang Weiran said, looking at Yu Yang's expression became more and more strange.
Because I am a time traveler!Yu Yang felt a little inexplicably upset, but obviously he couldn't tell the truth. After thinking about it, he made a clumsy excuse: "Because I was a late bloomer."
"Late ripening?" Zhuang Weiran raised his eyebrows curiously, and Yu Yang immediately closed his eyes and flickered: "Then what... do you have the kind of fruit that is picked raw and will only ripen after a few days, like bananas or something? of?"
Zhuang Weiran nodded.
Yu Yang immediately clapped his hands excitedly and said: "This is it! I am the kind of fruit that is picked when it is raw and left for a few days to ripen!"
The man obviously adapted well to his new identity, and without even stuttering, he continued to make up: "When I was still on the tree, I knew that I was different from other fruits-I could also Awakening self-awareness like that one-in-a-billion companion, but a careless fruit grower picked me off before I was fully ripe, causing my awakening to be interrupted."
"Of course I am not reconciled, so I worked hard to grow up while being worn on my body, and finally... today, more than 20 years later, I successfully gave birth to a soul! Because I have persisted in the spiritual race for decades Learning, I not only have a soul, but also a lot of knowledge along the way!"
Zhuang Weiran: If your expression could be more realistic, maybe I would really believe it!
Although he knew that Yu Yang was mostly fooling people, since he made it clear that he didn't want to reveal his life experience, Zhuang Weiran was not the kind of person who broke the casserole and asked the bottom line, so he skipped the matter.
Yu Yang's stomach growled just at this time, Zhuang Weiran saw him stroking his stomach in embarrassment, and immediately smiled understandingly: "You haven't eaten since you woke up, right? Why don't we chat while eating?"
Yu Yang naturally nodded repeatedly.
Zhuang Weiran was about to order the nanny to prepare supper, and remembering Yu Yang's special status, he couldn't help but ask intimately: "By the way, what do you people do for food?"
Yu Yang didn't understand, he just thought that Zhuang Weiran meant to ask him if he had any taboos, so he said, "I can eat anything, I can eat anything."
Zhuang Weiran confirmed worriedly: "Spiritual food and common ingredients? Then I'll let them prepare it!"
As soon as Yu Yang heard the word "spiritual food", he instantly imagined the picture of Zhuang Weiran lying on the smoky incense table inhaling incense, and quickly emphasized: "Ordinary ingredients are fine! Don't prepare spiritual food!"
Zhuang Weiran asked the nanny to go down to cook, and Yu Yang was stunned for a second before realizing belatedly: "Our race? What race am I?"
Zhuang Weiran looked at him strangely: "Usually we call your naturally produced spirits self-generated spirits, but... I don't know what you call yourself?"
Yu Yang tried to think about it from Zhuang Weiran's point of view: the clothes in a certain cabinet suddenly ran away by themselves, how would he react?He probably thinks it's a smart one—so in Zhuang Weiran's eyes, he's actually...a clothes smart?
Embarrassed by his own brain, Yu Yang suddenly lost his composure: "Wait, you...do you think I'm a monster or a ghost?"
"Monster? Essence?" Zhuang Weiran was obviously very interested in the new term, and asked enthusiastically, "Is that what you call yourself? Are monsters and elves two different races of your own creatures?"
Yu Yang: "..."
Yu Yang felt that he had been seriously misunderstood. In order to clear up the misunderstanding, he began to explain to Zhuang Weiran the meaning of "monster" and "spirit".It's a pity that no matter how he explained, Zhuang Weiran always had a noncommittal expression of "it's still a monster".
Half an hour later, Yu Yang scratched his hair crazily, gave up and continued to defend himself: "Forget it, you can just treat me as a smart clothes!"
If you want to explain your race to alien creatures, it is no different from talking to chickens and ducks.After all...you are separated by at least a galaxy of generation gaps.
Fortunately, supper will be ready soon.In order to take care of the taste of the guests, Zhuang Weiran only asked the nanny to prepare ordinary food.To Yu Yang's relief, the "ordinary food" here is indeed the ordinary food in his impression, but it's made in such a way that poor people like him can't afford it.
At the dining table, Yu Yang stuffed food into his mouth unrestrainedly, while watching Zhuang Weiran's meal curiously.
Mr. Zhuang's dining etiquette was obviously taught by a special person. His every move and gesture is so pleasing to the eye, no different from the human nobles on earth. It's hard to imagine that he is a creature completely different from himself.
After eating, Yu Yang looked at Zhuang Weiran's plate, which was still neat and tidy like a work of art, and then glanced down at his own messy tabletop, and added in his heart: Well, they are indeed two different species... Any way.
After eating, Zhuang Weiran asked the servant to tidy up a guest room, and the two went back to their rooms to rest.Thus, the first friendly meeting between the Earthlings and the Lingwu Stars came to an end.
However, this friendly atmosphere is obviously only a temporary appearance.
Early the next morning, Zhuang Weiran had just woken up from his sleep when Steward Shu told him bad news: the guest who had just been brought back from the Public Security Bureau last night knocked out the security guard and ran away in the dead of night!
The author has something to say:
It seems to have a premonition of the end of the street. Will anyone be interested in this setting?
After listening to Assistant Kang's report, Zhuang Weiran raised his head from the pages of the book. His expression was cold and distant, and the vision projected through the lens was piercingly sharp.
Yu Yang became more and more nervous when he watched him, wringing his fingers helplessly like a child who did something wrong.As if seeing Yu Yang's unease, Zhuang Weiran frowned slightly, and smiled at him very lightly, the involuntary aura of superiority instantly disappeared completely.
"Mr. Yu, hello!" Zhuang Weiran got up and shook hands with him in a friendly manner, let him sit on the sofa beside him, and sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, because of our mistake, you were frightened, please forgive me!"
After saying this, Zhuang Weiran waved his hands to let everyone present go out, and then asked Yu Yang gently: "I know you have a lot of questions now, what do you want to know, you can ask now!"
After Zhuang Weiran showed a friendly side, Yu Yang was able to pay attention to this person's appearance.Seeing this, he was immediately stunned by Zhuang Weiran's pretty and outrageous face: this looks too damn handsome!
Yu Yang's second thought was: Is this Mr. Zhuang's attitude towards him too good? "Collection" ran away, this person was not angry or surprised, but he even offered to apologize in a friendly manner, which is unreasonable!
Yu Yang thought for a while, looked up and saw Zhuang Weiran's slightly stiff expression, and then realized that he had actually left this big guy aside.
Thinking of what this person said just now, Yu Yang decided that this person surnamed Zhuang must be an insider. After struggling for a moment, he finally asked the most critical question in his tone: "What are you guys?"
In the interrogation room, he talked with the group of security officers for a while, experienced the danger of his soul going out of his body, and then thought of the drunk who cheated his corpse... At this time, Yu Yang had a terrible guess in his heart.
Zhuang Weiran's performance seemed to confirm his guess, the man didn't even move his eyebrows when he heard this, leaned back comfortably on the sofa, and asked, "What do you think we are?"
Yu Yang subconsciously covered his chest with both hands, stared at Zhuang Weiran vigilantly, and said in a blunt manner: "Well... let me make it clear to you first, I will not return this body no matter what! You are different, I will die without a physical body!"
Realizing that his words were a bit tyrannical and unreasonable, Yu Yang's eyes wandered for a while, and he added bravely: "Otherwise... I will buy you, and you can make a price! I will burn the reward immediately when I return to the present world." For you, billions and tens of billions are not a problem..."
Zhuang Weiran was confused by Yu Yang's nonsensical words, but he didn't show it. He wrote down a few key words calmly, and said tentatively: "Unfortunately, I don't want to sell this body." , you know... I'm not short of money."
"Then what do you want?" Yu Yang looked nervously at Zhuang Weiran, waiting for the boss to decide his own fate.
"I hope you can stay and work for me." Zhuang Weiran thought for a while and said, "Your salary is used to offset the cost of this body. After paying off the debt, it will belong to you!"
Zhuang Weiran felt that his request was very reasonable, but it was a pity that the words changed in Yu Yang's ears.
He was still in shock at first, but after hearing this, he immediately made up Mr. Zhuang's words into a statement from the younger brother, and his heart suddenly became sad and angry: Does this mean that he wants to turn me into his kind?
Yu Yang has no interest in abandoning his human body to become a ghost—although his own body is probably in danger, but Yu Yang still wants to save himself if possible.
Yu Yang thought of the dozens of fresh bodies hidden in the room, and had a more terrifying guess in his heart: could these people be murdered to collect their bodies because they were seen by the big devil Zhuang Weiran in their physical bodies?
The more Yu Yang thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Looking at his increasingly ugly face, Zhuang Weiran realized that he seemed to be self-defeating, and immediately gave up the idea of cliche, and said as kindly as possible: "I think there is some misunderstanding between us, I mean..."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Yang suddenly pointed behind him in horror: "Ah, there is a monster!" He jumped up from the sofa with his back pressed against the door, looking like he was about to pee in fear .
Yu Yang's performance was so realistic that he fooled Zhuang Weiran. He really looked back. When he realized that he had been tricked and turned around, he saw that someone had quickly opened the window and was about to go from the second floor to jump down.
Yu Yang didn't have the slightest intention to talk calmly with Zhuang Weiran: Just kidding, what can I say when I meet this kind of ghost who likes to kill and take corpses and wears human skin, just run away!
Zhuang Weiran: "..."
Two minutes later, Mr. Zhuang used force to suppress and forcibly tied the restless guest to the sofa. He listened to Yu Yang, who was frightened and crazy, and finally found the key to the problem.
Zhuang Weiran sighed, and explained dumbfoundingly: "You mean those corpses in the room? Those are not corpses, but the fruit of the spirit tree."
The emotional Yu Yang was stunned when he heard this: "What did you say? What kind of fruit?"
Zhuang Weiran gestured with his hand, with a sincere face: "The fruit of the spirit tree grows on the tree!"
Yu Yang immediately looked at him with an expression of "you're such a fool".
Seeing that Yu Yang didn't believe it, Zhuang Weiran had no choice but to say: "I'll take you to see it, but you have to promise not to run around again!"
Yu Yang compared the situation and resolutely admitted.So the two went to the backyard to see the tree that was said to be able to grow people.
When the gardener saw his employer, he immediately greeted him warmly. Zhuang Weiran didn't hold back, and asked him directly: "Is there any ripe fruit on the Jiling tree recently? If there is, pick one."
The gardener immediately took orders. Yu Yang stood by the tall tree that looked like a banyan tree and looked at it for a long time. Except for the green fruits the size of durians hanging down, he didn't see anything special about this tree.
Soon the gardener picked a golden fruit from the tree in front of Yu Yang, cut the outer peel, and there was actually a white and tender baby inside.
Yu Yang grabbed the baby and examined it carefully. Except for the lack of vital signs, the fruit was actually the same as a human baby, and even the tiny hairs were lifelike.
Yu Yang feels that his three views are completely bad: the organs of plants can actually grow the bodies of animals, what kind of black technology is this!Where is the scientific basis?
Seeing that Yu Yang seemed to believe it, Zhuang Weiran handed over the baby to the servant for safekeeping, and then dragged Yu Yang, who was in a daze, into the room.After he digested this matter, he gave him a general introduction to the general situation of his ethnic group.
According to Zhuang Weiran, the planet they are on is called Lingwu Star, and it is a planet dominated by the Spirit Race.The spirit race is born without a physical body and has a long lifespan, but the spiritual body is easily damaged by ultraviolet rays, flames and other substances, so they have to live in the physical body for life.
As for the spirit tree that produces the body, it is a native plant on the Lingwu planet. It has grown on this planet since the birth of the spirit race, and no one has studied its origin.
The fruit of the spirit tree has a very magical quality. It can only grow if the soul is attached to it. Once the spirit race leaves the spirit, it will maintain its current size.Moreover, unlike the human body, it will not rot due to the departure of the soul, and the "shelf life" is very long.
Because of the special function of the spirit fruit, some people in the spirit race habitually call it clothes—just like humans call notebook-style computers abbreviated as notebooks.
The room Yu Yang came across and saw was actually the cloakroom where Zhuang Weiran put his "clothes", so he was not possessed by the dead, but probably because his soul passed through the dimensional wall after drowning. In the case of "running naked", Subconsciously took Zhuang Weiran's clothes to wear.
Yu Yang: ...This truth is really unbearable to look at directly!
Zhuang Weiran enthusiastically introduced the geographical knowledge of Lingwu Star to Yu Yang.Coincidentally, there are seven continents here, just like the earth. The place where Yu Yang is located is called Tianshu Continent, which has the largest area, accounting for half of the entire planet's land area, and there are only two big countries on it: midsummer and severe winter.
Yu Yang's current location is Jibei City, a second-tier city of Midsummer Empire.
Yu Yang digested this cheating world view wholeheartedly, and couldn't help but feel a little strange: "By the way... how do you know that I am a foreigner who strayed into your house by chance, not some suspicious person?"
"Although my security system here is not the most advanced, nor can anyone sneak in," Zhuang Weiran looked at him meaningfully, and continued to explain: "Besides, your situation has also happened in history. ..."
According to the folklore of Lingwu Star, there is a [-] in [-] chance that the mature fruit produced by the spirit tree will give birth to a soul by itself, so that the creatures born in this way can grow up like the spirit race and have the same wisdom.
The difference is that this kind of soul cannot change into a new body for a lifetime, and can only perish along with the sex.If the soul is forcibly drawn out, it will die immediately.
Originally, Zhuang Weiran was not sure that Yu Yang was that one-in-a-billion possibility... But since he learned about his foolish deeds of running around in the street wearing "stolen goods", Zhuang Weiran was completely sure of Yu Yang's identity.
"However, it is said that the self-born souls are all born in infancy. It is really rare for someone like you to grow up to this age and be born with memories..." Zhuang Weiran said, looking at Yu Yang's expression became more and more strange.
Because I am a time traveler!Yu Yang felt a little inexplicably upset, but obviously he couldn't tell the truth. After thinking about it, he made a clumsy excuse: "Because I was a late bloomer."
"Late ripening?" Zhuang Weiran raised his eyebrows curiously, and Yu Yang immediately closed his eyes and flickered: "Then what... do you have the kind of fruit that is picked raw and will only ripen after a few days, like bananas or something? of?"
Zhuang Weiran nodded.
Yu Yang immediately clapped his hands excitedly and said: "This is it! I am the kind of fruit that is picked when it is raw and left for a few days to ripen!"
The man obviously adapted well to his new identity, and without even stuttering, he continued to make up: "When I was still on the tree, I knew that I was different from other fruits-I could also Awakening self-awareness like that one-in-a-billion companion, but a careless fruit grower picked me off before I was fully ripe, causing my awakening to be interrupted."
"Of course I am not reconciled, so I worked hard to grow up while being worn on my body, and finally... today, more than 20 years later, I successfully gave birth to a soul! Because I have persisted in the spiritual race for decades Learning, I not only have a soul, but also a lot of knowledge along the way!"
Zhuang Weiran: If your expression could be more realistic, maybe I would really believe it!
Although he knew that Yu Yang was mostly fooling people, since he made it clear that he didn't want to reveal his life experience, Zhuang Weiran was not the kind of person who broke the casserole and asked the bottom line, so he skipped the matter.
Yu Yang's stomach growled just at this time, Zhuang Weiran saw him stroking his stomach in embarrassment, and immediately smiled understandingly: "You haven't eaten since you woke up, right? Why don't we chat while eating?"
Yu Yang naturally nodded repeatedly.
Zhuang Weiran was about to order the nanny to prepare supper, and remembering Yu Yang's special status, he couldn't help but ask intimately: "By the way, what do you people do for food?"
Yu Yang didn't understand, he just thought that Zhuang Weiran meant to ask him if he had any taboos, so he said, "I can eat anything, I can eat anything."
Zhuang Weiran confirmed worriedly: "Spiritual food and common ingredients? Then I'll let them prepare it!"
As soon as Yu Yang heard the word "spiritual food", he instantly imagined the picture of Zhuang Weiran lying on the smoky incense table inhaling incense, and quickly emphasized: "Ordinary ingredients are fine! Don't prepare spiritual food!"
Zhuang Weiran asked the nanny to go down to cook, and Yu Yang was stunned for a second before realizing belatedly: "Our race? What race am I?"
Zhuang Weiran looked at him strangely: "Usually we call your naturally produced spirits self-generated spirits, but... I don't know what you call yourself?"
Yu Yang tried to think about it from Zhuang Weiran's point of view: the clothes in a certain cabinet suddenly ran away by themselves, how would he react?He probably thinks it's a smart one—so in Zhuang Weiran's eyes, he's actually...a clothes smart?
Embarrassed by his own brain, Yu Yang suddenly lost his composure: "Wait, you...do you think I'm a monster or a ghost?"
"Monster? Essence?" Zhuang Weiran was obviously very interested in the new term, and asked enthusiastically, "Is that what you call yourself? Are monsters and elves two different races of your own creatures?"
Yu Yang: "..."
Yu Yang felt that he had been seriously misunderstood. In order to clear up the misunderstanding, he began to explain to Zhuang Weiran the meaning of "monster" and "spirit".It's a pity that no matter how he explained, Zhuang Weiran always had a noncommittal expression of "it's still a monster".
Half an hour later, Yu Yang scratched his hair crazily, gave up and continued to defend himself: "Forget it, you can just treat me as a smart clothes!"
If you want to explain your race to alien creatures, it is no different from talking to chickens and ducks.After all...you are separated by at least a galaxy of generation gaps.
Fortunately, supper will be ready soon.In order to take care of the taste of the guests, Zhuang Weiran only asked the nanny to prepare ordinary food.To Yu Yang's relief, the "ordinary food" here is indeed the ordinary food in his impression, but it's made in such a way that poor people like him can't afford it.
At the dining table, Yu Yang stuffed food into his mouth unrestrainedly, while watching Zhuang Weiran's meal curiously.
Mr. Zhuang's dining etiquette was obviously taught by a special person. His every move and gesture is so pleasing to the eye, no different from the human nobles on earth. It's hard to imagine that he is a creature completely different from himself.
After eating, Yu Yang looked at Zhuang Weiran's plate, which was still neat and tidy like a work of art, and then glanced down at his own messy tabletop, and added in his heart: Well, they are indeed two different species... Any way.
After eating, Zhuang Weiran asked the servant to tidy up a guest room, and the two went back to their rooms to rest.Thus, the first friendly meeting between the Earthlings and the Lingwu Stars came to an end.
However, this friendly atmosphere is obviously only a temporary appearance.
Early the next morning, Zhuang Weiran had just woken up from his sleep when Steward Shu told him bad news: the guest who had just been brought back from the Public Security Bureau last night knocked out the security guard and ran away in the dead of night!
The author has something to say:
It seems to have a premonition of the end of the street. Will anyone be interested in this setting?
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